Chapter 700: Give Up Fantasy
But life is always like this. After Li Ke lived like this for half a month, he painfully discovered that he was almost used to it.
so--
"I can't die any other way. Lu Dongbin teaches swordsmanship. I can die by slashing my own throat, right?"
Li Ke looked at the disciples practicing sword in the distance and nodded seriously.
Are you kidding? How could Li Ke be so honest and do that kind of hard labor here?
One is fine, but these gods obviously treated him, Li Ke, as a sucker and a worker chosen by heaven. How could he tolerate this? !
So, Li Ke waited until those disciples finished practicing sword skills, and then quickly found a way to get into the armory.
Looking at the swords in front of him, Li Ke couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"I just don't believe I can survive!"
Li Ke immediately drew out a sword and slashed his neck with it.
Then the next moment, he stared at his sword in a daze, and remained silent for a long time. Because apart from a cold feeling, there was no pain, nothing at all.
and……
"No, why doesn't this sword have a sharp edge?"
He couldn't help but ask. The sword in his hand was not only not sharpened, but also specially made into a round shape! Not to mention killing people, it might be useful to chop people!
But the question is why is even the fucking tip of the sword round!
"It doesn't matter. This doesn't stop me from committing suicide. Even if it doesn't have a sharp blade, it's still a blunt weapon after all."
Li Ke narrowed his eyes, grabbed the blunt weapon in his hand, and smashed it on his head, and then the next moment.
when!
The crisp breaking sound made Li Ke look at the sword in his hand in a daze. He did feel the impact, but why did the sword fly out?
The sword broke cleanly where it collided with Li Ke and flew out directly!
“…”
It doesn't matter, but this doesn't bother Li Ke. Li Ke picked up the broken sword, sneered, and planned to stick it into his eyes.
In this world, if a person wants to live and be decent and happy, it is extremely difficult, and even death is impossible after going through a lot of hardships! But Li Ke doesn't believe that death is the only way out!
No matter how blunt this blade is, it is still a blade!
If you stick it in the eyes or stab it into the brain, it will be fatal!
Li Ke sneered, shouted to refresh himself, then stabbed the sword in his hand into his eyes, and the next moment -
'Boom.'
The thunder in the sky caused a shocking change!
Purple lightning is coming!
A bolt of lightning directly pierced through the roof of the armory where Li Ke was, easily shattering the sword in Li Ke's hand and causing Li Ke to fall to the ground with his body charred.
When Li Ke fell to the ground, he vaguely heard a burst of noise.
"Oh! Junior Uncle-Master! I told you not to go near the armory on rainy days! We use lightning fire to temper the swords! So the armory will place lightning rods when there are thunderstorms!"
Li Ke: “…”
Your mother.
Li Ke only felt the cold rain hitting his face continuously. Not only that, when he opened his eyes again, he saw the world-weary face of Hong Xian Tongzi.
"Saint, it's time to go to work."
…
After three months of testing, Li Ke finally found out something.
If you want to die, it may be very difficult.
These days, whenever he severed his own meridians, they would be interrupted for various reasons, either by being struck by lightning or by someone else, and then his power would directly improve greatly.
He went to a pharmacy and took some poison, and somehow he became immune to all poisons, and his martial arts skills improved greatly.
Try to hang yourself, and the house will collapse. Try again and you will find that because your skills have greatly improved, you will not be hanged to death even if you hang yourself for a whole day.
Try the cliff jump again.
This time he discovered the cultivation methods, magical weapons, and treasures left behind by ancient monks.
Then he only took a look at this unfortunate cultivation technique, and it automatically started to work in his body, and he couldn't stop it. At least with his current soul and spiritual cultivation, he couldn't stop it at all.
Self-immolation, sudden heavy rain, and local heavy rain that can cause flash floods.
Look for venomous snakes. They either have no teeth or have diarrhea today and cannot spray venom.
"Damn it, do you have to be so cruel?"
Li Ke kept cutting his hands with the knife, but it was of no use. His magical power had already reached perfection, and the fruit knife could no longer cut his skin!
" And I also have the title of being the chosen one favored by God."
Li Ke fell headfirst onto the table. He had been trying to commit suicide every day in the past few months, which had stunned the entire Chunyang Sect. It could be said that they had never seen such an unlucky and tough person in their entire lives.
Yes, in their eyes, Li Ke's desire to commit suicide was completely due to bad luck, but Li Ke was able to remain immortal in various ways, which really made them not know what to do.
"Damn it, I have to find a way to die."
Li Ke supported his chin and began to think continuously.
He also understood that before he developed to a certain level, that is, before he was able to rebel against the will of heaven, it would be difficult for him to die.
The martial arts in this world are limited to this level. Even if you practice to the highest level, you can only become an immortal.
So he must kill himself successfully before becoming an immortal.
This is very contradictory. Without cultivation, he would not be able to kill himself, but with cultivation, it would be more difficult for him to die. Obviously, the way of heaven gave him a difficult problem.
but……
"I can use the power of incense and prayers."
Looking at the magic weapons in front of him, Li Ke smiled.
The power of mortals' incense and vows is very terrifying. These combined wills can easily kill a god.
Of course, it is not as imagined that the god is slapped to death directly, but a series of wonderful reactions converge on one person who is willing to stand up, and then kill the person who is besieged by all wills.
Therefore, as long as he successfully becomes a person who everyone in the Tang Dynasty believes is doomed to die, then even if the Heavenly Dao does not want him to die, the Heaven and Earth will naturally give birth to a person or situation that can kill him!
But the prerequisite is that he cannot be too strong.
If he is too strong, then there will be big problems.
"Very good. From now on, I will not practice anymore! I will be hated by everyone if I deserve it! I will not be a human if I deserve it!"
A smile appeared on Li Ke's face, and then he raised his middle finger to the sky.
"I'm going to make myself hated by everyone and everyone will want to eat my flesh and sleep on my skin! Let's see how you can save me!"
The next moment, thunder and lightning appeared again, and Li Ke fell down.
"Uncle Junior Master!! Don't stand under the lightning rod!!"
Yu Rui's voice appeared again, and Li Ke fell into a coma again.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw the face of the Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Monster.
"Saint, it's time to go to work."
