Chapter 699: Vent, then shout
Li Ke immediately realized this. The merits he had just earned were enough for his mother in this life to live a good life in the underworld. She could even take the civil service exam in the underworld. As long as one had a normal mind, one could get in.
So, he can moisten it now!
"Just don't let us drag down everyone in Chunyang."
Li Ke took a deep breath. He was very sure of this. Lu Dongbin was very kind to him, so he absolutely could not let Lu Dongbin die.
So he thought about it and prepared to jump off Mount Hua.
"In this way, I can say that I fell and died by myself. Although Chunyang will be scolded, it won't be a big problem."
Li Ke took a deep breath, picked up the soup brought by Yu Rui and drank it. After all, he couldn't just starve to death!
After drinking it, Li Ke sneaked out. Relying on his powerful energy control skills and the newly formed internal force in his body, he quietly left Chunyang Temple and walked towards the cliff.
Li Ke was very fast and soon found the cliff. He looked at the clouds floating below the mountain and the bottomless abyss and smiled with satisfaction.
"This height should be enough to kill me."
Li Ke took a deep breath, took two steps back, suddenly gathered his internal energy, and then quickly ran towards the bottom of the cliff.
His small body fell quickly towards the cliff. A feeling of ecstasy could not help but arise in his heart. He immediately turned over and gave the middle finger to the sky.
"Goodbye!!"
After doing all this, Li Ke closed his eyes and carefully experienced the feeling of weightlessness, but the next moment, he heard a gust of wind.
"Brother, be careful!"
What!
Li Ke suddenly opened his eyes wide, and the next moment, he saw a white shadow approaching rapidly and a linen boot.
The next moment, his stomach felt a strong impact, and the whole person fell uncontrollably towards the cliff on the other side, landing on his face first. He rolled eighteen times on the ground before stopping.
“Junior Brother!!”
Then, a figure with an immortal look appeared in front of Li Ke and hugged him with pity.
"Junior brother! How could you be so careless! How did you fall off the cliff?"
Lu Dongbin looked at Li Ke with a worried look on his face. His martial arts skills had suddenly improved greatly and he had learned a set of leg techniques which he was planning to experiment with. Then he saw Li Ke falling from the cliff, so he had to kick Li Ke to the other side to save his junior brother.
Li Ke: “…”
Li Ke wanted to speak, but Lu Dongbin's inner strength was constantly circulating in his body, and he couldn't utter a word. Looking at the old face full of concern, he became so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood, and then, his vision became darker and darker.
And as he entered the silent darkness, he could still hear Lu Dongbin's anxious shouting.
But the darkness did not last long, and Li Ke was awakened by another shaking. When he opened his eyes, he saw the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Devil, the Black and White Impermanence, and Cui Pan, who looked like a good person.
Bai Wuchang smiled and patted Li Ke on the shoulder.
"Saint, it's time to try the case."
Li Ke: “…”
Li Ke tried the case with an expressionless face. When he met someone he was very angry with, he would rush down with a gavel and beat the person with an expressionless face. When the trial was finally over, the first person he saw when he opened his eyes was the Red Line Boy with a look of "this world is not worth it" on his face.
"Come on, Saint, it's time to tie the red thread!"
He had just finished feeding the birds and tying the red string and sat down when Shancai and several other boys came over. Two of them lifted Li Ke up, and two of them changed Li Ke's clothes.
After adjusting your financial fortune, the next thing is happiness, wealth and longevity. After you’re done with happiness, wealth and longevity, there are still things to do, like promotion exams and studying.
After he finished all his work, he finally returned to his room and saw the hospital meal sent by Lu Dongbin.
Looking at the hospital meals and recuperation medicines on the table, Li Ke thought for a moment and decided to just bang his head against the wall and die .
He nodded, aimed at the doorpost, and charged forward.
Li Ke didn't believe that he wouldn't die!
But just when his forehead was about to hit the doorpost, the door suddenly opened, and a powerful force instantly hit his cracked face and body. The next moment, Li Ke, who could have hit the wall, was knocked away.
Li Ke felt his head buzzing. He looked at the gate and found that it was Yu Rui, the beautiful female Taoist nun, who did it. He stretched out his finger to accuse the nun, but his hands trembled for a long time. When Yu Rui found him, he could not say a word due to physical reasons and gradually fell into darkness.
The last words he heard when he entered the darkness were Yu Rui's panicked voice.
"Young Master!"
However, the darkness was quickly pierced, and Li Ke opened his eyes and found a simple and honest cow face, looking at him with a smile.
After seeing that he was awake, he spoke in a simple and honest voice.
"Saint, it's time to go to work."
Li Ke: “…”
After finishing his work again , Li Ke lay on the table like a dead dog. On the table were the dishes made by Yu Rui himself as an apology to him.
But Li Ke didn't want to move a single bite.
"God is against me, isn't he?"
Li Ke slapped the table, his eyes full of bloodshot.
"I will sever my own meridians! Not only that! I will also sever my heart meridians! I don't believe it!"
After Li Ke finished speaking, he used all his internal strength, and the powerful internal force continued to surge towards his heart. But just when he gathered all his internal force in his heart and was about to cut off his heart meridian -
"Master Junior! Yu Rui is very worried! Eat quickly!"
Suddenly, someone hugged Li Ke in his arms, and Li Ke's luck route went wrong instantly. The next moment, his violent inner force penetrated his whole body, but strangely did not hurt him at all. Instead, it completely opened up all his meridians and circulation! It allowed him to practice his inner strength to the fourth level in an instant!
Li Ke: “… ”
Li Ke looked speechlessly at Qi Jin who suddenly hugged him. After thinking for a while, he felt that it would be painful to take his balls off. He decided to study pharmacology some other day and castrate him chemically.
With a long sigh, Li Ke temporarily gave up the idea of committing suicide by using his internal energy.
Because it is obvious that the number of times he uses his internal energy to commit suicide, the world's will can allow him to upgrade his internal energy as many times as possible.
“What a sin…”
The most important thing is that as a god, no one will bother him for making random arrangements. What the heaven wants is the operation of this system, not personal happiness and safety. Even if you make random arrangements for marriages, as long as you give birth to a child, you will get merit, and you have fulfilled your duty.
As for whether the two people are happy or not, this is actually not within the consideration of Yue Lao.
The same is true for wealth and official career.
In fact, the only things that constrain God are morality and responsibility.
In other words, even if he caused trouble, the only ones who would get hurt in the end were ordinary people and him whose workload would increase dramatically.
After realizing this, Li Ke took a deep breath, and then under Qi Jin's inexplicable gaze, he let out a long cry of despair.
“Ahhhhhhh!!!!!”
