Chapter 701: The Stupid King
Time flies mercilessly, and in the blink of an eye it is the seventh year of Tianbao.
"Humph, my father in this life is really willing to lose face and actually call that Gao Lishi brother."
Li Ke looked at the notice in front of him speechlessly. Although he didn't know why there were newspapers in the Tang Dynasty, as well as corn, sweet potatoes, peppers, tomatoes and the like, which should not have appeared in the Tang Dynasty, these things did exist in the Tang Dynasty.
After all, martial arts sects exist, so some minor problems naturally don’t matter.
Li Ke was quite unhappy as he kept stroking the fox in his hand.
As for Gao Lishi, although his historical evaluation is average, in this era, for an eunuch to let the prince call him brother was extremely arrogant.
"The emperor above is an idiot, and my father, the crown prince, is also a coward and incompetent. I think the Tang Dynasty is doomed."
Casually throwing the newspaper aside, Li Ke said something that made everyone else present break out in a cold sweat.
"Um, Your Highness, please be careful with your words. Your Highness, please be careful with your words."
The dancer from Qixiufang, who was wearing a pink gauze dress and had a lotus pattern on her forehead, spoke timidly. She regretted it now, very much, why she heard the words here.
But Li Ke was quite disdainful and couldn't help but curl his lips.
"What are you afraid of? What if it gets out? My idiot dad, come and chop off my head if you have the guts!"
He wished the emperor would order him to be killed with a knife. Even after saying all this, he was still not satisfied . After drinking a glass of wine, he pushed open the door and shouted to the crowded street below.
"I, Li Ke, hereby declare! I will recruit heroes from all over the world, and then I will go to purge the emperor's court tomorrow! Kill the treacherous officials! Follow me if you have the guts!"
His shouting at the street stunned the officials of Jingzhao Prefecture who were off work, as well as the Jinwu Guards who were patrolling here. The guests who were attracted by the dancers from Qixiufang who were temporarily staying here looked at each other in bewilderment, wishing they could leave right now, but -
"It's the little prince..."
Seeing the Taoist robe on Li Ke, everyone present breathed a sigh of relief.
The reason was simple. Because Li Ke had improper relationships with several female disciples in Chunyang, he was expelled from the Chunyang Sect. On the first day he returned to Luoyang, their young prince clamored sleep with all the women in Luoyang, including Yang Yuhuan.
Even though he was under house arrest by the current emperor, he was not idle. He openly recruited people all day long, saying that he wanted to build cannons to bombard the imperial palace.
No one took it seriously at first, and then he really succeeded.
He successfully built a cannon, but accidentally blew up Gao Lishi's outer residence.
Then when his father, the crown prince of the time, who changed his name to Li Heng, was preparing to arrest him to answer for his crime, he and his biological father fought in the street.
His Majesty the Emperor was furious, but after seeing the cannon made by Li Ke, his anger disappeared.
But Li Ke was also punished by being grounded to house arrest.
The prince was so angry that he didn't even go home to sleep.
But their young prince didn't care about the house arrest at all. He knocked out the people sent by the emperor that night, went to the red-light district to drink, and even ordered several Hu concubines.
When his father issued an imperial decree to capture him, they discovered that he had also participated in a human body banquet.
The emperor then became even angrier and hinted that he would kill him if he was not careful.
Then this guy...
This guy hanged himself at the gate of the imperial city in the middle of the night.
But after being hung for a whole night, he did not die.
His father Li Heng tried to chop off his head with a sword, but only broke the sword. Then he pinned him to the ground and beat him.
From then on, the sacred city of Luoyang had a lawless tyrant.
Therefore, when various law enforcement agencies saw Li Ke, they all avoided him.
It was also because of this that when they found out that it was Li Ke who was planning to rebel, the Jinwu Guards patrolling the streets immediately lowered their heads and wanted to leave.
So Li Ke became very unhappy, and he stuffed the fox in his arms into the arms of Miss Qixiu beside him, then jumped directly in front of the Jinwu Guards, grabbed the collar of the patrolling Jinwu Guards and started cursing.
"Fuck! What are you Jinwu Guards doing?! You don't even want to arrest a traitor like me?!"
The Jinwu Guard general who was captured by Li Ke immediately showed an expression as if his parents had died.
"Your Highness, it's not that we don't want to arrest you, but His Majesty has ordered that you..."
Jinwuwei felt that he really didn't check the almanac before going out today. If he had known that Li Ke was in Huajie today, he would never have come here to get involved.
"Okay, then do me a favor. I'll give you three East Sea Night Pearls, and you hold me captive."
Li Ke openly took out three fluorescent beads worth five cents from the mall from his pocket and handed them to the Jinwu Guard in public.
"Hurry up, or I'll go to Mobei to recruit soldiers and start an uprising, then surrender immediately when I meet the soldiers, and then say that I went to Mobei because you rejected me."
The Jinwu Guards were almost crying, because this prince really did what he said! Last time , a man from Tiance Mansion didn't believe in evil, so this prince sneaked into Tiance Mansion in the middle of the night and put croton and aphrodisiac on all the horses, which directly led to no one in Tiance Mansion being able to ride a horse on the street for half a month!
And last time, because someone from Changge Sect said something bad about him, he sneaked into Changge Sect without saying a word, and then broke the strings of all the people in Changge Sect! He also bought up all the strings in three cities!
The disciples of Changge Sect almost cried!
And last time, someone from the Beggars' Gang criticized him for not serving the country and the people, so this prince hired people to say that the people from the Beggars' Gang were practicing live cutting, and then they actually found quite a few of them. As a result, the Beggars' Gang is now cleaning up its ranks and is busy looking for those scums all day long.
But even so, it would be extremely difficult for the Beggars' Sect to recruit more people.
There is also the Wanhua Sect. Before, a young man from the Wanhua Sect said a few bad things about Li Ke, so this young man directly used some unknown poison to poison all the flowers and plants in Wanhua, and also bought up all the bathing and washing supplies in several surrounding towns.
Not only that, they also sold ibuprofen and penicillin on a large scale, making it impossible for the Wanhua Sect to exchange supplies for medical treatment!
I have to say, those two medicines are indeed quite powerful.
In addition, there are a lot of examples that show that this prince is not easy to mess with!
"No, Your Highness! You can't do this! I am an honest man!"
"An honest man?"
Li Ke sneered and looked coldly at the Jinwu Guard in front of him.
In Li Ke's eyes, this man was a man who took human life lightly. He had just killed a maid yesterday, and the reason was simply because the maid was a little slow in fetching water!
And he watched the whole process because he was matchmaking for the maid!
But unfortunately, this man is blessed with great fortune and heaven will not take him away.
But it's okay.
If heaven doesn't take it away, he will!
