Chapter 698 Busy Work
The God of Wealth is smiling and looks quite kind, but when he hands you his iron whip, abacus, account book and boy, and then shows a smile while riding on his mount, you really don't know what to say.
If you study wealth, you will find that it is closely related to marriage, officialdom and power.
Then when you are thinking about how to do it well——
"Junior Master! I heard they all sent you something! I'll send some too!"
A Taoist priest named Qi Jin, smelling of medicine, rushed in.
"Here! Junior Master! This is for Fu Lu Shou! It will be beneficial if you pray more!"
Li Ke: “…”
Li Ke looked at the man named Qi Jin, who was looking at him excitedly, then looked at the book of the God of Wealth in his hand, then looked at the dolls of Fu Lu Shou in the other person's hand, and everything went dark before his eyes.
I haven’t even finished my fucking work here yet!
However, Qi Jin had no idea what was going on with his junior uncle. He simply let go of the puppet of Fu Lu Shou and rushed to save his herbs.
Then, Li Ke saw the three old men, Fu Lu Shou, smilingly put their work tools one by one on the table in front of him, and then patted his shoulders in turn.
"Do your best."
Li Ke felt that his head was very big, very big, because with one more responsibility, the work he had to do would increase exponentially.
For example, life span is determined by a person's natural condition, but this natural condition must take into account the parents, which is a variable.
Then, there are issues of property, power and marriage within the family. If a person has good fortune in wealth and career, but did not do good deeds in his previous life, he will be born into a poor family.
So he will be poorly nourished since childhood, but this can be changed. He can influence his family's fortune, career, and even if his father accidentally saves someone, he can decide whether to owe a red line to change his family's situation.
Moreover, whether he was born in a poor scholar's family or an illiterate farmer's family, different arrangements would be needed. Not only that, the changes in his personality after everything he has experienced must also be considered.
Then, if one of the items is arranged, the other ones must also be considered. When these things are divided into other parts, although there will be some people who are overly favored by the gods because they do too well or are too unlucky, it will not be so troublesome. The gods only need to consider what they see, so they don’t need to think too much about blessing or cutting.
But he couldn't, because if the gods did this, the trouble caused would be shared equally by everyone, so it wasn't a big problem.
If he does this, he will have to deal with all the troubles himself!
So after Fu Lu Shou came, Li Ke felt numb all over.
The difficulty of this work has increased several times!
After all, the work of a god is not an easy task. Although the authority is great and even a lot of the right of interpretation is in the hands of the god, the problem is -
Gods have performance appraisals, and since one has chosen to become a god and enjoy the incense and worship of all people, things must be done cleanly and in a way that leaves no one speechless.
Killing gods is not an uncommon occurrence in this land, and the authority of gods is not possessed by just one person.
"You are not sending me a doll, you are asking for my life."
Li Ke looked at the large number of dolls on his cabinet and covered his face.
He is now afraid that these land gods of Lu Dongbin will give him a few more dolls, which would be really fatal.
Then, he had just sighed when his door was pushed open again.
"My senior brothers gave it to me, so I came as well. This is what I often worship myself. I'll leave it to you, Junior Uncle."
The mentor named Zhuo Fengming calmly placed a statue of Emperor Wenchang on Li Ke's desk. He looked at Li Ke's astonished and disbelieving eyes and smiled gently.
"It's not something valuable, no need to thank me."
Thank you, big-headed grandma!
Looking at the increasingly unbridled smile of the statue of Emperor Wenchang, Li Ke now just wanted to kill the other party.
So, after Zhuo Fengming left, Emperor Wenchang also appeared. He also left his boy and magic weapon behind, then went out for a walk with a smile on his face.
Li Ke watched Emperor Wenchang go out, then looked back at the work team around him.
First are the sculptures of the Ox-Headed, Horse-Faced Black and White Impermanence.
Then there were the Red Line Boy with an expression that looked indifferent to the world, the Fu Boy with a smile on his face, the Qilin Boy with a speechless expression, the two Ruyi Fairies who were yawning, and finally the two boys Tianlongdimu who looked very majestic with a stiff face, and the four boys left by the God of Wealth to attract wealth and fortune and to distribute wealth, who were calculating something.
He took a deep breath and let it out slowly.
“What a sin.”
Then, Li Ke looked at these boys in despair and spoke.
"Time to work, Saint!"
"Yes! Saint! Work faster! Saint!"
"That's right! Saint, the people of the world need you ! Saint!"
"That's right! Saint, what are you doing sitting on the ground?! Saint! Get up and work!"
" Saint, get to work! Once you're done we can go play!"
"Someone come quickly! The saint has fainted!"
Li Ke: “…”
Fortunately, no one gave him any more dolls, so Li Ke persisted until the evening, but by the evening, he had almost walked through the entire Tang Dynasty.
Basically, one position has to deal with the problems of three to four thousand people, and after dealing with them, he has to deal with the next one immediately. And when dealing with one thing, it cannot interfere with the results of other processing, and they must be done separately.
For example, one of them just got promoted today, but because of cheating and connections, although his official and financial fortunes are prosperous, strangely, his fortunes of wealth, longevity and happiness were reduced However, when he was chatting with his father-in-law, he decided to ask the emperor to reduce taxes for the sake of the victims of a disaster in a certain place, so his fortunes of wealth, longevity and happiness were added back, a lot more. Therefore, Li Ke had just cut his red thread and would have to renew it tomorrow.
Overall, it's a busy time.
When Li Ke finally finished the process, he felt that about three months had passed, but he looked at the clock.
It’s just now.
It was just seven o'clock.
The soup that Yu Rui brought him was still hot.
Li Ke felt like he was about to explode.
His body shook, and although he was still full of energy, even very energetic, Li Ke couldn't help shivering when he looked at the chicken soup with white smoke floating in front of him. When he thought that he would have to do such a thing countless times in his life, he couldn't help but shiver.
"No! I have to die!"
