Chapter 403: A big lump!
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As a crow flew across the chaotic and dark cliffs from high in the sky, the game finally officially began.
A Yin also breathed a sigh of relief, watching the game's perspective fall from the sky like in "Call of Duty" and descend upon Gollum.
However!
Before he could even exhale completely!
Then, I heard Guru (or rather himself) talking to himself, and it sounded like a devil's voice again:
"Gah...Gulu!"
"Woo-hoo-hoo-hungry...hungry...nothing!"
"Nothing! Nothing! I have to go back hungry again..."
“…”
I fucking...
A Yin opened his mouth and the obscene words almost came out.
However, thinking that this was just the beginning of the game and maybe it would get better as we played further, he forced himself to swallow the words and jumped from the edge of the rock into the shallow puddle in front.
Plop!
"Hey - that's okay -"
As Ayin went into the water, there was finally a setting that made him feel a little more comfortable.
At least the light and shadow details, interactive ripples, and somatosensory interaction presented in this small puddle at the beginning are top-notch.
But think about it.
After all, it is a 3S-level work.
No matter how bad the plot and gameplay of "Tori-Gi" were, in terms of industrial quality, it was definitely an overwhelming existence in the market at that time.
As a dominant gaming group that is even stronger than Konami, Yunwei is still...
"Um?!"
Before A Yin could even stop muttering in his heart!
Suddenly, another puddle in front of him made him stop and utter a puzzled sound.
"Will you wait?"
A Yin retreated from the small puddle.
Then, in full view of tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room, he walked back in.
With a loud crash.
The small puddle made a sound.
However, the water surface seemed to be completely still, without the slightest ripple or wave, and the entire water surface was like a mirror, shiny and reflecting the light source that inexplicably shot down from the top of the cave.
"Is this... a bug?"
A Yin was a little bit unbelievable.
He turned around and walked to the puddle at the beginning, and stepped into it.
Crash——
Light and shadow, ripples, rippling details, and somatosensory feedback are all back.
"You? Huh???"
A Yin was shocked!
He never expected it!
Apart from Golden Wind, there is actually another gaming company that could make him exclaim in such incredible surprise!
Cloud power!
genius!
You are such a genius!
A Yin couldn't even believe his eyes!
He originally thought that in this era, the fact that there were no ripples or any feedback on the water surface was already incredible enough!
But what's even more outrageous is that Guru's game can obviously produce water surface feedback with amazing industrial level quality, but he only made a fucking pool of water surface with high-quality feedback!
That puddle at the beginning!
"No... what the hell... what does it mean?"
At this moment, A Yin was no longer angry, but rather felt incredible.
In the end, it was the clever commentators who woke him up.
'That's because this piece of water is the same piece of water that appears on the main screen at the beginning of the game, so the quality should be better.'
"Oh my god, it's so fine! It's so fine, Yunwei!"
'ah???'
'There is a kind of beauty of the cover of braised beef noodles'
'This is even worse than the cover of Braised Beef Noodles'
"No... I can understand cutting corners, but I don't understand why there is still water that doesn't move in this day and age?"
'Hahahahahahahaha the water effects in PC games are better than this'
"Brothers, I'm not being mean, even when fishing in Stardew Valley there are ripples..."
"No... this game... there's something wrong with it..."
"……"
The opening was a little jerry-rigged shock!
For a moment, many players who originally had a high quality judgment of this game began to hesitate and seemed to begin to doubt themselves.
And Ayin soon arrived at the first point where he needed to jump.
This is a cliff.
Obviously, he needs to jump from one end to the other.
Take two steps back.
Ta-da-da-da-da—whoosh!
Then A Yin got on all fours and took a running start and jumped up!
In this jump, A Yinshi used all his strength.
However!
Just when he was about to fly over the cliff and land steadily on the other side!
Suddenly!
A Yin only felt his body lighten, as if he had lost control in an instant, and was pulled by a powerful suction force!
Immediately afterwards, there was a snap!
With my own hands, I firmly grasped the edge of the cliff!
The mumbling voice sounded again, accompanied by heavy, rough breathing, muttering curses:
"That was a close call! That was a close call! There is a road here... There is no road! Curse this land! Curse it! There is no road..."
A Yin:?
He could obviously just fly over the cliff!
But it was automatically adsorbed by the system and was forcibly pulled down!
"It has to be a risk, right?"
Ah Yin was so angry that he laughed:
"I can obviously come here, but you still have to use that automatic suction to put me in a dangerous situation, right?"
Talking!
A Yin almost rolled his eyes and climbed up the cliff.
After jumping over two more cliffs, the cliff ahead was very long, and it was time to climb along the edge of the cliff.
to be honest!
If someone still compares this level of platform jumping with "It Takes Two" now, they would be pointing fingers at the studio and criticizing "It Takes Two".
Dark, cramped, narrow and monotonous.
Being forced to crawl on all fours, as if crawling endlessly in the dark, made Yin feel very uncomfortable.
What was even more annoying was that he was so short that he had to keep tilting his head up just to barely see what was happening above him.
Coupled with that, the sound of Guru's mumbling voice is like a magic sound piercing your ears.
A Yin just felt that he had been playing games for so many years, but he had never been so annoyed as he was now.
It's not the kind of humiliating annoyance that Catriona suffers from being defeated by a clever trick.
Rather, it is a kind of disgust that arises from the bottom of the heart and gradually develops into physical nausea.
If I were to say that Cat Leo is annoying, it would be like your girlfriend saying to you: Oh, you bad guy, you are so annoying.
So the experience that Gollum brings to people is like ten flies that you can neither hit nor shoo away, buzzing around you.
It's not just the flies that annoy you.
You will also wonder if you have a piece of shit on your head, which attracts so many flies that can't be driven away.
" Hiss—Hmm—"
A Yin had no idea how many times he had suppressed the anger in his heart.
He barely managed to climb up the cliff by jumping and clinging to the edge, and moved to the edge of the cliff little by little.
Next, he needed to jump and climb up another ledge about three body lengths away from him.
whoosh!
A lateral jump!
A Yin reached out and grabbed the raised edge.
This thing is completely familiar to him!
Why did he just say that comparing "Gulu" and "It Takes Two" is an insult to It Takes Two?
Because the so-called "platform jumping" gameplay of "Gulu" is exactly the same as that of "Sekiro"!
Remember when the wolf just woke up, he had to climb walls and run across the village to find Jiulang?
That’s right!
Just that short paragraph!
They are all more exciting than the so-called "main platform jumping gameplay" of "Guru", and are 36,000 "Torii" better than "Guru"!
because!
Just as A Yin jumped sideways, he saw his fingers grabbing onto the protrusion of the cliff and was about to stabilize his body!
Swish!
A Yin watched helplessly as his finger actually went through the bulge.
Then my feet felt empty!
Gulu’s scream rang out: “Wooooooaaaaaa——”
You are dead
A Yin, who was resurrected to the edge of the platform, was speechless for a long time!
What did I just see?
Model penetration?
Is that a model?
What game is this?
Platform jumping game.
A platform jumping game actually has such blatant penetration at the key position of the key jumping platform?
and!!!
What about automatic adsorption?
Just now, next to that fucking cliff, I had already jumped over, but you sucked me down to the bottom.
But now, I have clearly reached the protruding part of the cliff, and not only do you penetrate the model, but you also fail to automatically adsorb to me?
so.
What is the standard for automatic adsorption in your game?
Do one when you remember it, and don’t do it when you don’t remember it?
Then use a small penetration shock to replace the automatic adsorption to increase the difficulty of the game for players, and then self-righteously pretend to be a thief, watching the players get frustrated and break their defense when they say the three words "You are dead" to you?
In Yunwei's understanding, the reason why players are vulnerable to "death" is simply because of "death" itself.
Therefore, they deliberately created bugs in order to trick players into falling to their death.
This is not Ayin's guess.
Because in his next jump, he deliberately jumped a little longer.
Sure enough, he did not fall off the cliff this time.
And at the position that seems to be the fulcrum, there is an empty art model with no collision volume at all.
But do you think that's the end?
Totally wrong!
Just when A Yin finally moved over the cliff, he jumped sideways and tried to land on the cliff.
Since 1/3 of his hind legs were not on the ground, the system directly judged that he had slipped, without even a little bit of edge protection!
A platform jumping game!
Automatic adsorption is confusing, the platform deliberately penetrates the model, and there is no edge protection!
Add to that the endless mumbling of incomprehensible words, the shoddy lighting and shadows that don't even make ripples on the water, the dark, cramped and monotonous art style, the uncomfortable operating mode that has you always lying on the ground and looking up at the sky, and the jumping level design that is as boring as stagnant water from eighty years ago!
Lord of the Rings!
It's hard to imagine!
Such a grand super IP!
The first game derived from it turned out to be this meaningless mosaic!
When A Yin saw the scene in front of him again, it changed to [You are dead].
The atmosphere at the scene has dropped to freezing point!
A Yin didn't say a word!
But all the viewers in the live broadcast room could clearly feel that——
The boss is angry.
I was really angry, not joking, I was going to break free and get out of my computer.
You know.
From the beginning of live streaming to now, Ayin has experienced countless different types of games. It can even be said that he has dabbled in all types of games on the market.
and!
He used to live broadcast "bad game reviews" for a long time!
Cat Leo was one of the best who "stood out" from the crowd back then.
But it's just such a bad game!
I can easily play ten or eight movies a day!
There is no game that can make Ayin really angry.
Even when he comes across games that are worth watching, he will specially leave a message under the game, summarize the opinions of the viewers in the live broadcast room, and give suggestions to the author politely.
During this long time, A Yin has never lost his temper, nor has he made any overly negative comments about any game!
But this time!
Under the attention of tens of thousands of people!
A Yin is a member of the Shark Live Platform anchor delegation!
After being silent for half a minute, he sighed and spoke:
"I thought they were going to do something drastic, but they just pooped a huge load on me,"
"Awesome, haha,"
"I'm not kidding, to be able to do this..."
“That’s awesome.”
