Chapter 404: Newton’s coffin lid can no longer be held down!
Awesome.
This is simply unprecedented and awesome! This is unparalleled and awesome! This is amazing and awesome!
The awesome thing about it is that it will make you exclaim in disbelief, amazed that this is a game released at this year's Cologne Games Show based on the Lord of the Rings IP!
Right now!
Almost all the media who had commented that this game was "worth looking forward to" were dumbfounded!
I even began to doubt my own experience and judgment in my ten years of working experience!
The Lord of the Rings IP, cost of 500 million dollars!
You said that its quality is totally not worth the development cost, like "Yexia Island" with frequent bugs?
Not at all!
Because from the perspective of industrial quality, whether it is the light and shadow presentation in the game or the dark and cramped mountains, the expressiveness and realism of the picture are very high!
“That is to say!”
SLGamers deputy editor-in-chief Laye grabbed his already sparse hair in disbelief, his eyes filled with question marks:
"Whether it's the inexplicable automatic adsorption and modeling gaps, or the design that Guru's face-to-face 'assassination' will not trigger the alarm, all of them were intentional by Yun Wei!"
"This is actually a feature of their game! A feature?!"
"What the hell—?"
"They are..."
…
"…Are they a bunch of fucking schizophrenic patients? Otherwise, how could they create such a weird protagonist?"
Similarly, at this moment, Hank, the editor-in-chief of Hummingbird Games, also made a sharp explosion:
"From the moment they chose Gollum as the protagonist, I felt that something was wrong,"
"Although Gollum is a well-known character throughout The Lord of the Rings,
"But hasn't this guy always been the most despicable, darkest, and most disgusting character in the Lord of the Rings?!"
"I actually thought they would separate the two personalities of Gollum and Smeag into a confrontation, like in Fight Club, showing the struggle between Gollum's remaining conscience and the dark and despicable entanglement."
"result!"
"Hou-Lixie! What the hell kind of shit did I experience?"
"How can Kotick understand that players want to experience the inner struggle and confrontation of split personality?"
"Instead of a fucking! immersive! role-playing! A! noisy, annoying! pointless! paranoid weird!"
"Neuropathy!"
"This is just fucking—"
…
"Criminal! Fucking criminal! I report that damned Kotick for electronically lynching me!"
The editor-in-chief of Bonfire Games, Er Goujun, roared in the live broadcast room:
"This is a platform jumping design from the beginning of this century. If Sekiro knew that he was being compared with this thing, he would have to kill Kodick!"
"What is it? The ultimate what is it!"
"That setting is like a dog lying on the ground forever with only its head up to look at the sky. It's very similar to the state when Kotick was a dog for Vivendi!"
"That shitty edge adsorption judgment is like Cordick Schrödinger's mother, always in a state of life and death!"
"That climbing point that has no clues and is clearly right in front of you but you can't find it at all makes me feel like Kotick personally put his mother's ashes into a milk powder can and forced the player to sift the ashes out of the milk powder!"
"This isn't a game! This is a transnational scam!"
"If the five-star general of the United States, MacArthur, were still alive, he would definitely comment -"
…
"Give him a ring and he will give you a schizophrenic Gollum."
"Give him 500 million and he will give you a bunch of flying answers."
In the live broadcast room, Pew, who did not attend the Cologne Expo this time, played the role of MacArthur in the live broadcast room, holding a pipe and said:
"I thought my lie about getting the soldiers home before Christmas was hilarious enough,"
"I never expected that the CEO of the world's largest comprehensive game company would be even more powerful,"
"He actually called this mosaic a 'game' and even classified it as a 'platform jumping game',"
"Compared to this, SamGu of Golden Wind has to give way by three points,"
"Because Kotrick is the real psychopath. Rather than saying that Gollum is a conflict between the two personalities of Smeag and Gollum, it is better to say that it is a choice question for the players—"
"There are two chairs in front of you. One is a pile of papers and the other is a big dick. You have to sit on one of the chairs and eat the stuff on the other chair."
"He is the genius of torture, the inventor of electronic torture, and a true six-star general!"
…
Exploded!
Good news: The word-of-mouth for "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" has exploded!
Bad news: The word-of-mouth of "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" exploded!
This 3S-level work derived from the world-renowned IP, which was "personally directed" by Caudrick, has been widely promoted, with its stereotyped platform jumping design, insincere detail optimization, bizarre protagonist setting, low-energy and confused AI logic, deliberate jumping judgment and a lengthy official rated game process of ten hours!
Within just half an hour of the opening of the Cologne Game Show, it topped the black list of all media outlets' gaming red and black lists!
"First experience of the score opening 1/10! SNG editor-in-chief Simon bluntly said '1 point is just the limit of the score, not the limit of Guru'"
"Violent complaints! Twitch's famous game streamer Pew gives a sharp review of Gulu!"
"A poor imitator? What kind of work did Kotick bring out when he intended to imitate Sam and personally make the game?"
"I thought Yexia Island was invincible! Whose general is this Guru?"
《Surprising! The widely anticipated 'Lord of the Rings Gollum' generally has a score of no more than 2/10! 》
《…… 》
There was an uproar!
actually!
If "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" had not obtained the authorization of such a well-known IP, had not had overwhelming publicity and promotion, and had not had nearly unanimous and anticipated reviews from all media.
No matter how bad it is, it would never be attacked so violently.
but!
It has accomplished all of the promotions mentioned above, and on a grand scale!
It's been a rapid progress! It's been a vigorous work!
From Ireland to Khitan, everyone knows it!
From stock price to market value, it has skyrocketed and set new highs!
It feels like a world-renowned group company announced that it would develop an unprecedented product, and then presented a whole bunch of defense papers (physics) in anticipation of everyone!
Angry is not enough to describe the mood of media followers!
Unbelievable and unbelievable will be their only emotions at this moment!
A sensational collapse, starting from this moment, is spreading to the entire gaming community!
The collapse of reputation and overwhelming abuse are the most insignificant and severe consequences of this horrific accident!
The real horrific consequence is that Yunwei's market value growth, which had just set a record, is evaporating at a speed visible to the naked eye...
…
And at this moment!
While the outside world was still in a state of anxiety and chaos!
Dream is fighting with a tree.
A square sun hung in the sky, and irregular rectangular clouds floated by.
The water by the lake sparkles and the grass underfoot is lush and flourishing.
The years are quiet and good.
There was only the rhythmic sound of knocking on wood, echoing in the dream world.
to be honest!
Dream actually doesn’t know what to do now.
As soon as he entered the game, he was born in a hilly area, surrounded by mountains, water and forests.
The backpack grid in the UI interface is blank.
In the upper left corner of the backpack grid, there are ten pixel-style red hearts, representing health points.
In the upper right corner, there is a string of ten small pixel-style hams, which represents his satiety.
That’s all.
That's all.
Although Dream was still a little uncomfortable with the pixel style of the somatosensory cabin, he opened the game's built-in creative workshop and loaded a bunch of high-definition and light and shadow material packs, which improved the picture to an amazing level.
but!
The UI remains the same.
So, based on his gaming experience and intuition, Dream decided to try digging the wood first:
"I don't know if this is possible. At least at the beginning of Stardew Valley there were Mayor Lewis's tips and a beginner's toolkit, but this game has nothing..."
Boo!
Just saying!
Suddenly, there was a slight crisp sound!
Dream watched helplessly as he dug out a section of the tree trunk in front of him, and a piece of wood was automatically sucked into his backpack.
Then!
That’s all.
The tree stump was still sticking straight on the ground, with a gap in the middle and the tree canopy suspended in the air above.
"ah???"
Dream was stunned for two full seconds, and then made the sound unique to Golden Wind players.
Dude, you’re just…just…hanging in the air?
Dream tentatively reached out and swept across the gap in the oak tree.
No problem, it’s not a bug, he has indeed dug out that section of tree trunk.
And his brother Shu was indeed floating in the air like this, standing tall.
The live broadcast room was full of question marks——
'? ? ? '
"This? Huh?"
'Why doesn't it fall? Is there no force acting on it? Does gravity no longer exist?'
'No? Hahahahahahahaha I'm full of question marks!'
'Stop laughing! Come and help me! Newton's coffin can no longer be held down!'
'Don't ask, just ask the game features'
"You know what? This is actually a feature. It can... make blocks float..."
"Oh my god! I suddenly thought of a great idea! Since the cubes can float, can't we build floating cities?"
"Oh wow... that's interesting."
"This setting... is quite Golden Wind-like..."
"Too rough..."
"……"
Dream was shocked.
The audience was also shocked!
After all, even the most rudimentary games usually have models that are subject to forces.
Large trees will fall down when they are cut down, and physical models suspended in the air will fall to the ground.
This is common sense!
but!
My world violates this common sense and allows blocks to float independently in the air!
"It's... quite unexpected..."
Dream was also quite amused.
As he spoke, he took out the piece of wood he had just grabbed:
"So what's the use of this wood? How can I ..."
"oh--!!!"
As Dream puts the logs into the small space on the heads-up display UI interface!
Four wooden boards transformed from the logs then appeared.
And when Dream filled the four squares with four wooden boards with a try-it attitude!
A square workbench was magically assembled like this!
Dream's wonderful adventure began from this small workbench...
