The childish behavior ended with a huge sneeze . Chi Leyou 's nose wrinkled like a Shar Pei dog . No one likes to sneeze in front of the opposite sex . But the only handkerchief was lent to Chen Che by the kind-hearted Chi Dashan to wipe his mouth .

" Do you have any tissues ? "

Chen Che was confused . Where did this grown man get the tissue ?

" Do n't you have any in your car ... ? " Chi Leyou felt something was wrong as he felt the sourness of a working animal surge into his nose . He bent his knuckles and blocked his nose and mouth .

Chen Che searched his pockets . There was nothing .

The peak of the flood is about to reach the flood control levee .

Embarrassment washed over her , and she prepared to hop on her bike and disappear like a rocket .

The moon is bright and the stars are sparse . There is not even a homeless person on the street . Where can I find paper for her ?

In a hurry , the big man pulled off his tie and handed it to her .

" Wipe here . "

The girl looked hesitant and paused for a second .

Chen Che : " There 's something else— " Psychological burden .​

Before he could utter any words of comfort , her claws , without hesitation — yes , with the posture of a bandit bully , she snatched his tie and pressed it against his nose and mouth .

The world hits the mute button .

" You 're so rude . " He twitched his lips .

" Saving a life is a good deed . " The little thief said smoothly .

The tie crumpled in her hands , and the originally sword- like angles were now covered with deep folds .

The survivor calmed down now . She shook out her tie , revealing delicate silver lines that looked like the trajectory of a star link in the night sky .​​​

" Tsk , looking at your big snot ? " Chen Che sneered , " Are n't you disgusting ? "​

How is this any different than a murderer returning to the crime scene to admire his crime traces ?

Chi Leyou choked , the words to curse him stuck in her throat . How could she curse the benefactor Shen who saved her from the dire situation ?

She rolled up her tie angrily and quickly stuffed it into her messenger bag . " What brand is your tie ? "

" You want compensation ? " He stood beside her with a shy look on his face , his fingers restless , sometimes picking off the burrs on the wicker frame , sometimes pressing the brakes .

Just like a picky buyer at a used car delivery site .

Chi Leyou nodded honestly .​

Chen Che took out his handkerchief and shook it . Moonlight shone on the dark green embroidery , making the pine trees seem even more vibrant . A clear voice leaped out with his breath : " You lend me a bib , and I give you a snotty tissue . It 's a back -and -forth . What else can I ask for from you ? "

The treaty was not very equal , and no matter how you looked at it , Shen Che was at a disadvantage .

" It's expensive ... right ? " She was concerned about his tie .

This girl 's reaction arc was too long . Shen Che laughed angrily : " Are you scared now ? "

Just change your name to Chi Songsong .​

" Then I 'll give you MeeMee to play with . " She sniffed .

Chen Che was about to say " OK " when he heard her addendum : " For now . "​​

The tone was reluctant and twisted .​​

" How long can you lend it to me ? " He took out the lamb from his pocket , handed it up and stuffed it into his chest pocket . The lamb 's misty eyes stared at Chi Leyou in a daze .

Chi Leyou 's eyes strayed from its direction , deliberately avoiding looking at it . " A month ? "

" Two months . " Mr. Chen, the first party , suddenly opened his mouth . " Monday , Wednesday , and Friday for me ? Tuesday , Thursday, and Saturday for you ? Sundays are free to choose . "

Meow : " … "​

This doesn't sound right , like you want to go back to Leopard 's house or Cat's house ? Although they are separated , Leopard and Cat will always respect your choice .

" I told you I'd take you home . " Seeing the girl was unmoved , Chen Che sped up and violently grabbed the front of the car . " Get out of the way . "

The small body was forcibly pushed aside by the tall man .

The cold wind was blowing wildly , and her snot was streaming down three thousand feet . She stepped on the Ultraman projection on the ground in grief and anger .

" Send , send , send. How are you going to send it ? " Chi Leyou said desperately . Her cart was 14 inches and it was a 15 - minute drive from here to school . Was she going to push it all the way back ?

" You reminded me . " Chen Che parked his bicycle skillfully , and the wing door of the sports car behind him flew up . Without saying a word , he stuffed the girl into the passenger seat .

Chi Leyou was driven into the sports car , as if she was sucked into the cockpit of a UFO . Everything she saw was unfamiliar , and she did n't even know how to open the door from the inside .

But I saw Shen Che standing next to the bicycle , dialing the phone .

The excessive height makes the 14 - inch car look like a kid 's toy car , a funny combination of a giant and a goblin .

Not long after , a man who looked like a bank robber jumped out of the taxi .

The man exchanged a few words with Chen Che , and then saw him stumble and rush to the front of the sports car .

Through the windshield , Chi Leyou met him face to face—​

Lu Ziyu , Shen Che's cousin .

His face was filled with surprise . The girl in the car fumbled around , but she couldn't find the door button and touched the window by mistake .

The one-way glass slowly lowered , and I could finally hear the conversation between the two people .

" Chen Che, are you human ?! " Lu Ziyu's voice turned angry . " You want me to carry a car , a thing like this ?! "

" Do you want to ride it or not ? " The unreasonable young master was sure that Lu Ziyu had no way to deal with him .

People have to bow their heads under the eaves . Maple Leaf Country is a place of deep tranquility .

" Brother ... I don't know how to ride . " Lu Ziyu gave him a resentful look .

" If you don't know how to ride, just lie down . "

Chen Che walked to the passenger seat , " Car keys . "

Chi Leyou took out a key with a bow from her small bag .

Chen Che 's gaze paused on the bow , and the next second , a big hand took her car keys , drawing a smoky pink arc in the air , and Lu Ziyu caught the keys accurately .

" Phew— " The whistles mixed with the applause , and Chen Che gave a wicked smile , " The Frisbee Dog World Cup champion Lu Lai Fu ~ " .​​​​

" You wait ! " Lu Ziyu gritted his teeth . There was a girl around , and his brother didn't give her any face at all ?

A fight between cousins was not for outsiders to interfere . Chi Leyou 's gaze flicked across Shen Che's face before settling on the sports car 's interior . Its lightweight carbon fiber and minimalist , high- tech design made it look more like a futuristic battle tank .

This car , a few million ... is that enough ? A string of zeros flashed through his mind .

Is he really not afraid that his cousin will discover the secret ?

After a few days of contact , Chi Leyou thought Chen Che was a good person . She did not comment on his private life , but as a friend , she did not want Chen Che 's cousin to discover the secret .

Especially since this mysterious Lu Ziyu does n't look too smart . What if he wanders around the streets with Shen Che 's secret ?​

Chen Che took a few steps back , leaned forward , and his voice leaped in through the car window . " Don't worry , I need to talk to my brother again . "

Her heart suddenly started beating fast , and she couldn't tell what she was worried about . She nodded and finally found the window button .

The one-way glass rises , and the world inside the car is silent .

When Shen Che stepped forward , Lu Ziyu instinctively retreated .

" I 'll give you this car . "

Lu Ziyu slid to his knees on the spot , his voice softening : " Oh , brother ~ "

" Since you 've semi- retired from the entertainment industry , please study hard and make progress every day . Stay away from those messy relationships between men and women . "

" Brother , I was harmed by someone . " Lu Ziyu felt very sad . Thinking of Du Yuanshan , he sniffed and said , " My aunt ... "​

" She is communicating with Director Sun. " Shen Che pushed the excited Lu Ziyu onto the bicycle seat .

Before the collapse of his house , Lu Ziyu was the perennial second male lead in idol dramas . Unexpectedly , the male lead of that drama did not become popular , but the second male lead did .

After a brief rise to fame , he was spotted by a mobile game company , offered the role of spokesperson and the theme song . Unexpectedly , that high - pitched theme song would become a viral sensation , with everyone from square dancers to kindergarten kids humming a few lines .

The law of conservation of energy means that once a person has pre -empted his luck in this life , he will encounter a Waterloo at some point .

After the collapse of the house , Lu Ziyu was like Napoleon who was exiled to St. Helena . He still wanted to win in his heart .

Who is Director Sun ? The award - winning director . Lu Ziyu's eyes lit up , hope looming before his eyes .

" My mom said that your reputation is too bad . It 's impossible for you to be ' Zi Yu gie gie ' . " Shen Che ruthlessly broke his fantasy .​

" Brother , I ... "​

" Director Sun 's drama this time is based on a realistic theme . An 18th- tier supporting actor went to a transvestite country , was scammed online and taken to northern Myanmar . After being rescued by various parties , he successfully escaped and returned home . "

This topic is so positive ! Lu Ziyu slapped his thigh with joy : " Brother , I knew my aunt loved me ! "

" You and your friend were tricked into the industrial park , beaten black and blue . You had a perfect opportunity to escape . You gained your boss 's trust by betraying your friend . You beat your friend to death , becoming the second-in-command of the cyber fraud ring . You ... "

" Chen Che you !!! " Lu Ziyu 's heart was burning with evil fire .

Chen Che patted his shoulder and said tolerantly , " Brother , I'm sorry to have wronged you , but this opportunity is rare . "

“ … … ”

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The car started and the speed soared instantly .

In the central rearview mirror , a tall man curled up like a shrimp , his long legs folded and pedaling rapidly , his languid figure gradually becoming smaller .

Miserable look .​

" Slow down and wait for him . " The girl was like the kind - hearted Guanyin Bodhisattva .

Chen Che felt strange . He was driving a sports car , and Lu Ziyu was riding a bicycle . How could they wait ? They were completely on different wavelengths .

He doesn't quite understand , but he respects girls ' opinions .

The sports car slowed down , Lu Ziyu took a breath of exhaust fumes , and the taillights made his cheeks red .

The car started and stopped like a dog walking . It was a humiliating sight . He had never suffered such a punishment in his life . He raised his middle finger at the car in front of him : " Chen Che , your uncle ! "

The inside of the car was another small world , isolated from the sounds of the outside world . Chen Che carried her , leisurely passing through the crisscrossing streets .

The hazy street lights are lined up in sequence , long strips of light meander into the distance , and the exotic Western buildings recede frame by frame .

She suddenly felt like stopping and enjoying the scenery .

As the car passed by the church , Lu Ziyu , who had boarded the car , shrank into a Lego figure in the rearview mirror . The moonlight enveloped the church like a veil , and several nuns in black robes appeared in front of him .

The car slowed down and drove parallel to the group of nuns .

" What are you looking at ? " The man who was unwilling to be the driver had to speak out .

" Have you seen Sister Act ? The heroine, who is being hunted , escapes to a convent and pretends to be a nun . In the end, a group of real nuns go to rescue the fake nun . "

" I have . " How could he not have seen it ? He had recommended this movie to her best friend , simply because her best friend mentioned Professor McGonagall , so he recommended it to her so that she could appreciate how crazy Professor McGonagall was when she took off her wizard robes and put on nun robes .

" Look , " Chi Leyou said proudly . The black and white figures of the nuns outside the car window were particularly eye-catching . " Does the nun at the head of the team look like Professor McGonagall ? Oh , you did n't know ? Professor McGonagall played the headmistress in Sister Act ~ "

What a call back ! Shen Che almost laughed .

" Where are the nuns outside ? " He pretended to be surprised and looked out the window .

" ? " Chi Leyou rolled down the car window , letting in the night breeze , carrying the distinct sound of the nuns' footsteps . " There , there are four of them . "

" No ... " Chen Che was lost in thought , his eyes flicking from the nuns to the profile of the girl in the passenger seat . " Are you dazzled ? "

With a light- hearted remark , he turned the topic to ghost stories .

" ... Chi Leyou 's back stiffened , his eyes darting back and forth between the nun 's body , his voice trembling slightly , " Ah ... you didn't see it ? "

" There's no one on the road . " Chen Che glanced around casually and saw her frozen like a frozen fish , trying to contain his laughter until he was about to burst . " Did you see something ? "

Chi Leyou was most afraid of ghosts . She tightened her eyelids and twisted her seat belt into a knot .

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The crescent moon , like a knife , hung on the cross . The car did a double jump 200 meters away from the church .

A frozen scene from a movie .​

Lu Ziyu, who had no intention of appreciating the scene , held back his evil strength and struggled to climb the slope .

The car was crawling at the top of the hill , and the closer it got to it , the louder the laughter became .

Lu Ziyu saw a scene that he would never forget : his cousin with facial paralysis gripped the steering wheel with both hands , laughing so hard that his jaw dropped .

Possessed ?​​

He wiped off the sweat and looked into the car .

" You 're still laughing ! " The girl in the passenger seat slapped him .

With a crisp snap , Lu Ziyu stopped . It was over . He could have hit anyone else , but his cousin . Who ? The vengeful , vengeful demon , the ruthless young master who championed gender equality and cursed at any girl who provoked him . He observed a moment of silence for the girl .

Chen Che pressed his burning shoulder : " Hiss ... are you practicing Iron Sand Palm ? "

" You deserve it ! " The angry girl was not afraid at all , and her voice rose several degrees , " You scared me first ! "

Lu Ziyu did n't blink , his black eyes fixed on Chen Che 's face , moving back and forth twice like a scanner .

His cousin was n't angry , and there wasn't a hint of impatience in his eyes : " Ah , only a fool would be scared . If you were smart— "

Before he could finish his words , another palm strike came from the opposite side . Lu Ziyu decisively changed the object of his condolence : This girl is quite small , but her hands are extremely strong .

As Chen Che's good cousin , Lu Ziyu took on the role of mediator and spoke at the right moment : " Stop beating him . "

The man and woman in the car turned their heads away at the same time and fired at Lu Ziyu .

" Shut up . "

" None of your business . "

Lu Ziyu : " … "

Overwhelmed with grief and indignation , he jumped onto his bicycle , pedaling the 14 - inch youth bike furiously with his 1.85 - meter - tall figure .

Reaching the top of the slope , he was quickly engulfed by the vista .

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After eliminating the strangers , Chen Che started driving again . The atmosphere along the way was quite harmonious . How should he tell her , " Hey , I 'm your online friend who you 've been chatting with for two years . I always thought you were a man . "

How presumptuous .​

His right shoulder ached like a brand . His hypocritical ins best friend offered his concern : " Did it hurt ? "​​​​​​

“ It doesn’t hurt . ”

What a joke , a grown man ca n’t even withstand a girl ’s embroidery punch ?

" Oh , " she seemed quite troubled , thought for a few seconds , and then asked , " Does it really not hurt ? "

The pained shoulder sank . Chen Che ignored its protests , parked the car steadily near the school , and emphasized again : " Who do you think I am ? A cheap punching bag from a boxing gym ? "

Chi Leyou smacked his lips and sighed , " Oh no , all my practice was in vain . "

She said that her best friend's family opened a martial arts school in Maple Leaf Country . When it first opened , it was not popular , so she was forced to act as a background board and took many classes in a row .

" … … " Chen Che suddenly understood , no wonder his hand was so strong .

The fan-leaf door opened , and the girl stepped out of the futuristic chariot . Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the driver getting out of the car as well .

His tie was off , and his collar, which had two buttons removed , opened loosely as he walked .

He seemed to be about to say , " Do you play ins ? "

Chi Leyou nodded and took out his cell phone : " Do you want to add me ? " The screen was dark and the battery - depleted phone turned into a brick .

The sound of the bicycle bell rang softly , accompanied by Lu Ziyu 's heavy breathing . As he reached the end of his ride , he suddenly realized : " Alumni ?! "

" Yeah . " Chi Leyou put aside the thought of expanding his INS friend list , took the bicycle from the new alumnus , and completed the handover ceremony . " Then I'm leaving ? "

But her eyes were looking in the direction of Chen Che .

Lu Ziyu , feeling hapless , said , " Hey , we 're schoolmates after all . I 've ridden all this way ... Can you please give me a smile ? "

" If you need love , go find your mother . " Chen Che pushed him away .

Chi Leyou : " You are not allowed to curse . "

The young master, who was inspired by the pun , tried to explain , but Lu Ziyu, backed by someone , was confident : " Yes, yes , yes , she likes you , and she even took you to photograph the northern lights ! "

" I called you , but you did n't go . It 's too dangerous over there . She 's already forty , how can I trust her to go alone ? "

“ She just dotes on you ! ” Lu Ziyu’s eyes turned red when he thought of his biological mother Shen Yuhu ’s preference for Shen Che .

The dispute between cousins contains a lot of information .

The girl retreated to the side of the road , fiddling with the strap of her shoulder bag with her fingers , her thoughts already flying into the sky .

Chen Che was worried about his wealthy sister traveling alone , so he accompanied her to the Yukon to photograph the aurora borealis . Chi Leyou thought such a relationship should be kept secret , but Chen Che was open and honest . He didn't mind others knowing , and he didn't plan to hide it from his family .

The fairy-tale love between a middle -aged rich woman and a poor man .

The two tall young men standing in front of the sports car were enough to attract attention . Two Asian girls passed by , staring blankly at Chen Che , and then their gaze shifted to Lu Ziyu .

The tall girl among them burst into shouting " Zi Yu g i e g i e " .​

The unconventional Lu Ziyu showed a standard idol smile . His online activities included taking photos but not uploading them to social networks , reminding fans to pay attention to safety , and signing on the girl's jacket with a pen .

After the crazy fan took the photo , he turned around and asked Chen Che : " Excuse me , are you an amateur ? "

Lu Ziyu's face immediately turned dark .

Chen Che joked , " I 'm your Ziyu gigige 's driver . "​​​​​​

The fanatical fan , his feet filled with lead , lingered there , unwilling to leave , and then caught sight of a girl assembling mushrooms by the curb . She was squatting on the ground , her hands resting on her cheeks , a creamy smile on her curled lips .

The fans' eyes moved around and they sensitively caught the key figure : " Brother Ziyu , is that your girlfriend ? "

The man, who looked nothing like a driver , scowled and interrupted rudely , " What nonsense are you talking about ? "

Lu Ziyu crossed himself up with his hands : " No ! "

Chi Leyou, who had been squatting for a long time , suddenly stood up and said , "If You Are the One , Do n't pair her with Lu Ziyu !"

A gust of wind swirled in the distance , and Park Ye- jin came over on her scooter : " Hey , Chi Leyou , what are you doing ? Where 's your phone ? I ca n't get through ! "

The quiet street was as bustling as a market . The girl stood up unsteadily because her legs had poor blood circulation due to squatting for a long time .

Chen Che noticed her abnormality , stepped forward quickly , and reached out to help her , but when he was about to catch her , he was knocked away by Park Ye- jin who was riding a hot wheel .

Park Ye - jin embraced her in his arms , and glanced at him with a high-profile glance , like a general who had returned from a victorious battle with a beautiful woman : " Damn it ~ " ①

Chi Leyou 's hair stood on end , and he broke away from her : " What are you doing ? "

Her beloved pressed her back to his chest and rubbed her head . " Do you know how worried I was about you ? Fortunately , you are okay . "

Everyone was silent .

Crazy fans felt relieved , she is not a girlfriend , she is " La Mi'er " .

After clearing herself of suspicion, Chi Leyou thanked Lu Ziyu and took back the ownership of the bicycle . At this time , Chen Che looked over and saw Chi Leyou sitting on the bicycle , one foot on the pedal and the other on the ground .

Behind her , three bright stars in a horizontal line adorn the night sky , forming the iconic belt of Orion .

If Chenyu Lake were here , I would definitely pick up my camera to take a certification picture of Orion .

" Thank you for coming today . " Her smile was dazzling . " The crosstalk was wonderful . "

Lu Ziyu 's expression was like broken porcelain . It turned out that the crosstalk tickets were not the task issued by Du Yuanshan . Chen Che robbed the tickets in order to chase someone .

" But next time you should go and see it with your sister , " she added .

What 's so good about a mother who has a different sense of humor ? He 's not a mama's boy .

Chen Che said calmly , " There's a generation gap between us . "

Is he talking like a human ? One moment he's worried about his sister's safety and insists on accompanying her to photograph the Northern Lights , and the next moment , generation gap ?

If there were n't other people around , Chi Leyou would definitely scold him and teach him a lesson .

" Shit , let 's go . " Park Ye - jin hung on Chi Leyou like an octopus . Chen Che glared at this annoying sea creature several times .​​​​

" Xigua , it 's so cold , why are you coming out to pick me up ? " From what Chi Leyou knew about Park Ye- jin , it was common for her to stay indoors during the comic 's serialization period . Once , there was a false fire alarm , and everyone covered their mouths and noses and ran downstairs , leaving Park Ye- jin alone in her dorm , drawing furiously .

Park Ye- jin pulled out her tablet from her bag . " It 's stuck . Please help me figure out how to proceed . Please ... "

She knew it . Chi Leyou leaned over .​​

Lu Ziyu tilted his head and asked Chen Che , " Your friend 's ... partner is a screenwriter , right ? "

Chen Che gave him a slap .​

" Xigua , let's go back and talk about it . "

When Lu Ziyu 's head leaned over , Park Ye- jin suddenly turned off the screen : " What are you looking at ? You have no taste . "

" you ! "

" No words ? What are you talking about ? "

" Someone speaks in long sentences ! " Lu Ziyu accurately grasped Park Ye- jin 's pain point of half-baked Chinese . " Slightly , slightly, slightly . "

Chen Che said , " I'm sorry , my brother is sick . I will take him home and educate him properly . "

Park Ye - jin kept saying " baa ...​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

The opening is stuck .

His mind is empty and he has forgotten everything long ago .

Park Ye - jin : “ Open the cork ! ”​

Chi Leyou covered Park Ye- jin 's mouth and said , " Sorry , she was stuck on the plot and overexerted herself , causing a cerebellar cramp . "

“ … … ”

Chen Che gave Chi Leyou a look , and the two of them understood what he meant and carried the person in their arms away .

Long- lost peace .

Lu Ziyu had never experienced such humiliation before . He drooped like a pickled cabbage , slumped against the car window , and said wistfully , " Brother ... that pickled cabbage woman is so infuriating ! What 's the point of ... opening a plug ? "

Shen Che was too lazy to pay attention to him .

Lu Ziyu opened his GPT and imitated Park Ye - jin 's tone : " Kimchi language , open , seal , g i , translate into Chinese . "

GPT : Son of a bitch .

" ... and what about Xiba ? "​

GPT : Asshole . These two words are extremely rude and should only be used with understanding .​​​​

Lu Ziyu : " ! "

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The two girls each jumped onto their mounts .

Chi Leyou waved at Lu Ziyu , then looked at Chen Che , and they looked at each other in silence , waving their hands in a fake gesture of farewell .

Park Ye- jin threw two white eyes at Lu Ziyu , and when she looked at Chen Che and Chi Leyou again , she had already put on a sweet smile like spring breeze .

She stretched out a finger towards Chen Che , and the words that came out of her mouth were like some kind of kimchi spell " Couahhei " . Chi Leyou turned around with a puzzled look on her face and asked " What ? " Park Yezhen took the opportunity to poke her soft and elastic cheek with her finger , poking and poking , and then showed a meaningful smile after being satisfied .

She is like an NPC who watches others fall in love . Every time she takes a breath , her heart is filled with the shape of a love heart .

Oh no , I got it .

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The two girls rode away .

I originally wanted to reveal my identity to Chi Leyou , but my plan was ruined by an irrelevant person . My heart was filled with anxiety , and I felt a faint sense of anticipation .

" If you look at it again , it will turn into a wife-watching rock . Oh , she 's not interested in you anymore . "

Chen Che was struck by lightning : " Who likes her ? "

Lu Ziyu smacked his lips and thought to himself : You are going to die , and the crematorium won’t be able to burn your mouth .

The sports car roared as it accelerated , and the scenery, like a Lego street scene , flew backwards .

They were silent all the way . After dropping Lu Ziyu off at home , Chen Che was in no hurry to leave .

The sports car was lying under the winter cherry trees . The cold moonlight passed through the intertwined branches , casting mottled shadows on the car .

The man opened his GPT and asked slowly , " What does ' cou , ah , hey ...' mean ? "

G P T : According to your pronunciation , " couahei " means " like " .

He retracted his numb fingertips and threw the phone onto the center console . His heart swelled again , and an emotion he had never experienced before was about to burst out .

He looked up , the windshield framed the scene outside the car like a photograph : the moonlight was bright white , the shadows of the trees , and the gray -brown branches stretched towards the night sky . At the end , the dark brown scales fell off slightly , revealing a few bluish- white buds .

That 's the sign of spring .