Navigation prompt tone : You have deviated , you have deviated ... ... Hey , hey , hey .​

The driver suddenly came to his senses , stepped on the brakes lightly , and the navigation turned into a kimchi prompt sound ?

Looking at the navigation again , the same unchanging English female voice said , " You have deviated from your course and are replanning your route . "

You like her .​​

Is this a joke ? That weird Korean woman can read minds ? Even shamans are outrageous !​​​​​

Knock knock knock — a tall figure floated in from outside the car window .

The moment he rolled down the car window , a few words flashed through Chen Che 's mind : You'll have to pay for what you've done .

An hour ago , he scared a little girl at the church door ; an hour later , he was scared by a foreigner at the door of the apartment he would not return to for eight hundred years .

The man who stopped the car was wrapped in a silk cloak , with oily hair slicked back and large shadows on his cheeks . The only thing that was full of color was his eyes that seemed to be about to pop out of their sockets .

Shen Che suppressed his racing heartbeat : " Dracula also robs ? "​

The man seemed displeased , and jumped back like a mantis , and whoosh — his cloak flew open .

2.0 upgraded version of exhibitionism .​​​​

" … " The man in the driver's seat 's right eyelid twitched slightly . His gaze shifted upward , passing over the vampire 's eerie face . Chen Che scoffed , " Alright , Lia , stop pretending . You 're really tired . "

Lia 's shoulders slumped slightly : " ... How did you know it was me ? "

Chen Che made a rigorous analysis : How could there be a 2- meter- tall vampire ?

Bonus friendly advice : You should play the bravest soldier in the land of giants .

Lia Nose : " Yoyo even praised my pretty face . "​​​​​

Just a few words , and someone's brain was forced to shut down : " Youyou ... praising your beauty ? "

" Yes , you have seen them , the child laborers who come to Ms. Du's villa to clean the swimming pool . "

" I'm an adult now . "

" Oh , you did n't say that then . "

A giant vampire slanted into the passenger seat , and the space inside the car suddenly became cramped .

" Hey , someone is finally sitting in your passenger seat ? " Lia practiced the operation , and the seat automatically retreated to the bottom , barely accommodating the pair of long legs that were beyond the reach of a normal human .

It's dark at night and vampires are closed .

Just for fun .

" Is it for girls ? " Lia used her legs as a ruler , measuring the space . " It 's so narrow , do you have children ? Hey , you can't put car seats in sports cars . Be careful you get pulled over by the police . "

As if hearing a perfect joke , the driver smiled : " Me , raising a child ? "

This kind of thing is n't uncommon abroad . Count Dracula thought it was the same in China . He kept on rambling : " My sister goes to community college , and one of her classmates carried her baby to school . The baby burst into tears , and the teacher ended up comforting the child and holding the baby for the entire class . Look — my sister even sent an ins ! "

Chen Che gave him a flattering look : " You just said Youyou praised your style ... handsome ? "

Lia deleted " ins " and brought up " wechat . " Few foreigners knew how to use the international version of WeChat . Following Lia 's knotty fingers , his penetrating gaze fell on his circle of friends .​​​​

The vampires around me sneak into the nine-square grid of my mobile phone ’s Moments and strike the most exaggerated pose in each square .

There are several rows of likes below .

Like a pond under a downpour , Chen Che accurately found his one among a pile of dense bubbles .​

Hand-drawn cute cartoon with a dimple at the corner of the mouth .

" Hey , she even replied . " Lia paused for a moment , then turned to the military advisor for help . " In the Chinese section , how do you pronounce the words ' hands o ' , ' das hing ' , and ' God - looking ' when you 're praising someone ? "​​​

After being forced to listen to a series of compliments , as a victim , Shen Che wanted to go to the ophthalmology department to clean his ears first and then to the ophthalmology department to wash his eyes .

" Handsome — Lion without Love — Handsome . " Teacher Shen is well - mannered .

" Fall ? Bad luck ? Throw away ? " No matter how they pronounced it , the foreigner, who couldn't pronounce the tones , was extremely frustrated . " I learned Chinese in elementary school Chinese class ... but I 'm very sensitive to graphics . Chinese is a pictographic language . Look at the word ' cool ' typed by Y o y o— "

Where is the handsomeness ? Chen Che lowered his eyes and glanced at the comment section one by one .

Yoyo : Back off ! Back off ! Back off !​​

The " Auntie , retreat , retreat " emoticon appeared in front of Chen Che .

Lia " Are you praising me ? "​​

" Eh ... " Chen Che said in an indescribable tone , " I 'm praising you . Handsome , very handsome , the most handsome man in Maple Leaf Country . "

" Ha ! This Yoyo , she 's so sincere . "​​

Li replied in English : " Thank you , Yoyo. I 'm going to see the tattoo artist tomorrow . I want to get this word tattooed on my arm . It 's my medal , my certification , and proof of my handsomeness ! "

After a moment , Yoyo replied : " ? "​​​

Alas , Chinese should be popularized throughout the world . Shen Che stepped on the gas , and the sports car roared , carrying him into the garage .

As they approached the gate , the car lift recognized the license plate , and a regular mechanical sound rang out . Chen Che glanced at the passenger seat and said , " Respected Earl , you won't get out of the car ? "

Lia nodded , opened the door skillfully , and leaned against the door . " I just went out to pick up a friend . When I saw your car , I thought mine was stolen . "​​

Sales of this sports car in North America are n't high , but this apartment in the Maple Leaf Country actually accounts for half of that . Chen Che chose a low - key gray , while the showboating Lia opted for a dazzling ruby red .

The neighbor who was having a vampire werewolf party at home said goodbye to Chen Che .

" Do n't worry , we will be quiet and wo n't disturb you . "

" You better be . "

There are few apartments with car elevators in the city , and the residents are either rich or noble .

The high- tech sports car slowly drove into the car , drove to the wheel position indicated by the laser projection , and temporarily parked . Shen Che lowered his head and browsed his phone .

The elevator goes up .

5th floor , L i a .

The grand costume party kicked off .​

Lia owns the largest cleaning company in Maple Leaf Country . Chen Che has known him for many years , and their relationship has developed from neighbors to his client .

The 7th floor is home to a popular rapper from the Maple Leaf Country .

In his home studio , he shakes his head : Dayo u , p ; curs e y o u , s crubber ; f x c k y o u , b r o o t i c k … F u , fu , fu … f x c k y o u … … ①​​​​

A while ago , to promote her company , Lia was physically cleaning the exterior of her apartment building when she unexpectedly ran into a singer who was wearing nothing . Spider - Man Lia 's hand : Nice day , I love you new song .​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

The singer was not happy , so he wrote a new song " Fxckyou " in response .​​​

8th floor , home of the bestselling author of Wattpad novels .​​​

The series of books " Before " has only reached the third volume , but her name is on the best seller list of every bookstore in the Maple Leaf Country .​​​​​

9th floor .

The elevator door opens , the hydraulic ramp bridge is connected , and the threaded car slides into the house .

The camera zooms out — from Spider - Man 's perspective , this vast apartment complex is divided into numerous areas . Large expanses of transparent glass resemble the acrylic dust covers on a Lego display . Two other rare sports cars run alongside the meteorite - colored one .

The enlarged version of the Toca toy did not win the favor of its owner . The young master stepped out of the sports car , raised his hand and pressed it against the wall . The car key seemed to be under a levitation spell , sticking to the wall in mid-air and not moving .

Smart home is like an invisible servant . With his footsteps , the light strip automatically adjusts the brightness .

A spacious , comfortable and futuristic home .​​

It seems too quiet .

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" Damn , it's so cold ! " Footsteps and curses were heard outside the dormitory corridor .

Park Ye- jin didn't even raise her head , but worked hard at her desk .

Her Chinese roommate grabbed her hair dryer and ran out of the bathroom , sticking her half-dry head out the door to peek . Finally , she closed the door in despair and said , " Oh no ! The heating 's broken . "

The cartoonist pulled up the hood of his pajama in an attempt to keep warm .

The pajamas were coral fleece pajamas that her good roommate bought from 1688. She chose the Capybara and left the pink Loopy for her roommate .​​​​​

The absorbent hat was tilted to the side , Loopy on the back was shaking its big pink head , and the mobile phone on the table was flashing messages crazily .

【Hee hee ha ha : Youyou , choc k now , give me a set of Jianbing Guozi . 】

Seeing that Chi Leyou did n't reply , another one -

【Hehehaha : Why aren’t you laughing ? 】

Is there a Zhao Xizhi surveillance camera installed in the dormitory ? Chi Leyou replied : I am in the terminal stage of facial paralysis and I am powerless .

【Hehehaha : Hehehehahahaha … You ’re so humorous ! 】​​

The screen is full of laughter .

Chi Leyou politely suggested that Zhao Xizhi change his WeChat name . Once a person is labeled , it is difficult to remove it . Just like Zhao Xizhi , the little princess who once looked like a celebrity turned into a giggling fool . Chi Leyou was worried about Zhao Xizhi .​​

[ Hee hee ha ha : This is the nickname Chen Che gave me . ]

This girl must be from Stockholm .

Chi Leyou replied seriously : He lied to you , change it . This name makes my eyes go straight and I am claustrophobic .

Zhao Xizhi insisted that she come up with a WeChat name .

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The mobile phone screen usage time shows : reddit 30 minutes , Zhihu 40 minutes .​​​​​​

His fingers were a little busy today , wandering from reddit to Zhihu .​​​​​

Whether it is " Western " or " Chinese " , the answer after combining Chinese and Western elements is : a girl will report her safety after arriving home, " I got home safely , thank you for today . "

Oh , he did n’t receive her message on WeChat .​​

She had time to like and comment on Lia's Moments , but she did n't have time to report to him that she was safe .

What about manners ? What about cultivation ? What about quality ?

In a small WeChat group named " I am the only one lying flat in the world " , the group owner Sang Shi is particularly active .

【Zombie : Welcome new member @Milkshake 】​

【Milkshake : Hehehe, hello everyone 】

Lu Ziyu : Zhao Xizhi ? You changed your name again ? Who made you laugh ?​​​​

[ Milkshake : My sister helped me modify it ]

A screenshot appeared in the group chat , showing a chat between Zhao Xizhi and Chi Leyou . Chi Leyou gave her the name " Milkshake , " and Concubine Zhao thanked the Lord for his kindness .

The group members who weren't spoiling the fun were very helpful : " Are you our new friend of Milkshake ? Let's invite him in and meet him ."

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Chen Che had just finished taking a shower , with water droplets dripping from the tips of his hair and a small dark spot on his collar .

Cattle and horse herd news 9 9 + .

He didn't bother watching Sang Shi and Lu Ziyu whine about the unfairness of life . If he took a screenshot of a young man with a silver spoon in his mouth and posted it online , real people would drown them in saliva .

The bedroom door opened , and the man rushed to the bed . He put Meow Meow into the soft quilt , covering her neck with it , and patted her head with his big hand : " Sleep . "

He is a polite, cultured and well-mannered man. If a girl lends him a doll , he will naturally take good care of it .

The heating was so strong that the lamb , in his hoodie and overalls , was scorching hot , his dark glass eyes gleaming with grievance . Why did my mother send me here to suffer ?

Chen Che leaned halfway in from the bedroom door , like a bamboo in a gust of wind . The man who had the right to use a two-month-old lamb squeezed out a dry word : " ... Be good . "

A sheep falls into the tiger's mouth , meow .

He spun into the laundry room with a swift breeze . Laundry detergent beads and disinfectant were neatly arranged on the shelves , with a bottle of fragrance beads in the most prominent position , the scent of Oceanst .

Mrs. Wang should really enter the Guinness World Records for the most efficient housekeeping in the world .

The young master lay on the floor , selected the " Cutton " mode , and carefully turned the " Start " .​

With a click , the electronic lock automatically fastened and the water inlet valve started ... He watched every step intently , and his uneasy heart calmed down as the drum rotated .

Inside the round glass cabin door , the handkerchief was like a small boat , forced to welcome the mad wolf .

The pent -up energy in his body dissipated a little , and he began to understand why Lia wanted to personally participate in the cleaning work . The brain releases dopamine , and once a person completes a cleaning goal , they will feel a strong sense of pleasure .

Labor is the most glorious .

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A dormitory without heating is no different from an Eskimo igloo .​

On the digital tablet was a full- page image of the male protagonist being wall -banged . The artist rubbed his aching neck and glanced towards the bathroom : " Youyou, what are you doing ? "

With the sound of dripping water , Chi Leyou carefully rubbed his tie under the cold water : " Washing clothes . "

" Why don't you go to the laundry room ? "

" Three dollars to wash it once . " Chi Leyou poked his head out of the bathroom and gave a wry smile . " It 's just a tie . Who has the money to wash it in a washing machine ? "

" I don't know . Maybe someone crazy would wash like that . " Wait , Park Ye- jin came to her senses and rushed into the bathroom . " Where did you get the tie ? "

She sniffed hard , and found that the air was filled with not only the scent of the fragrance beads , but also the scent of a wild man .

" Bakayaloo , confess and you will be rewarded with leniency . "

" Alas, do n't you hate the devils the most ... "

Two hands stretched out in front of me , with ten fingers bared and waving .

The pickled kimchi itself is capable of anything . For now , ignoring the feud between Kimchi Country and Devil Country , Chi Leyou said honestly , " Chen Che borrowed it from me . "​​​​

" Borrow-- ? " Park Ye - jin glanced at the tie that fell into the basin .

The water flowed over the wrinkled and wet tie , and the logo was vaguely visible .

The painter is extremely sensitive to graphics , and U F O leaks light and sucks the carriage into the air .

" Oh Mona , hey Max ?! " Park Ye - jin 's eyes widened .​

" Hmm ? " Chi Leyou still had a silly smile on his face .

" H , E , R , ... " With each letter , Park Ye - jin wanted to pinch herself . " Oh my god , it 's a limited edition ... My dear , are n't all ties dry - cleaned ? "

The girl who was happily washing herself paused .

Chi Leyou is poor , not blind .​

Hermès ?

She wrung out the tie and straightened it .

Park Ye- jin attacked Chen Che in several languages : " Damn ! That coffin - faced guy wears such a nice tie ?! Shit ! He did it on purpose ! He wants you to pay for it , right ?! "

Chi Leyou was silent .

It has come to this .

She used a lot of paper towels to dry the tie , took a pearlescent pink hanger from the closet , and hung the tie on it .

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The cell phone rang .

Chen Che put down the game controller , and the little man on the screen walked forward one, two , one, two .

In the WeChat dialog box , the very polite Panda Chi finally sent a message .

No words , just a photo .

Okay , photos are fine , just be polite .

His tie dangled from a Hello Kitty hanger , his bamboo - like phalanges stretching the image to its fullest extent .

A drop of crystal clear water was hooked on the tip of the tie , about to fall .

He placed his elbow across the controller , bent one leg and leaned against the sofa , placed the phone on his knee , and typed word by word on the dialog box with his raised fingers .

The little figure on the big screen in front of her crashed into a tree , and a swarm of wasps swarmed towards her face . The little figure raised her short legs and ran around .

【What 's this ? 】

Delete . Asking questions when you already know the answer is too low- level .

He decided to even the odds and send the photo —

A photo of a washing machine is placed on top of a photo of a tie .

It was zero degrees outside , the wind howled , and the temperature in the dormitory continued to drop . Chi Leyou retreated to her personal territory , lifted the quilt , and wrapped herself up like a dumpling .

Studying the photo he sent , she enlarged it without a clue .​

In her impression , Siemens is the leader in the washing machine industry , but from the product pictures of washing machines sent by Chen Che , she had limited knowledge and had never seen a washing machine of this brand .

She was the first to break the balance and sent a text : Do you do laundry ?

Sincerity is always a killer move , and sure enough, the other party responded with the following text : Wash the handkerchief .

The quilt blocked out the noise , and the " self -built house " was silent for a moment .

Two messages appeared one after another .

[ Panda Pool : Washing machine , wash , handkerchief ? ]

[ Chen Che : The handkerchief you made yourself is enjoying a Thai massage . ]

Chi Leyou was completely stunned . His mind was spinning in circles . Why did he often do things that wasted water , electricity, and manpower ?

The man put his legs bent on the sofa on the ground , sat up straight , and held the phone in both hands . Why were the words the girl called separated by commas ?

[ Chen Che : Is there anything wrong with using a washing machine to wash handkerchiefs ? ]

[ Chen Che : Wasting electricity ? The apartment is powered by solar energy . ]

[ Chen Che : Wasting water ? In ancient times , women washing clothes in the entire river would do it . That kind of behavior is considered polluting the river . ]

Hiding in the bed , the Eskimo Yuu was getting colder and colder : " ... "

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I was inexplicably dragged into a WeChat group called " I am the only one lying flat in the world . "

[ Milkshake : The red carpet is rolled out , let ’s go @Chi Leyou ]

[ Zombie : Photographer is in place ]

Lu Ziyu : Chi Xiaohua has a big face , so she needs to touch up her makeup .

[ Zombie : You all know each other ? Then who am I ? You all have new friends to play with . By the way , what do the new sisters look like ? ]

After a while , Zhao Xizhi presented a " composite photo " .

The body was taken from her dress photo , and the head was taken from Chi Leyou ’s circle of friends .

A sweet girl 's face , a supermodel 's physique .

Zhao Xizhi has a European and American style , is about 1.7 meters tall , and has signs of years of fitness . He often makes appointments to work out with Sang Shi .

At that moment , Sang Shi stopped the rowing machine at the gym and saw the incongruous " Barbie " in the photo . He couldn't help but throw a comment into the group chat : Chun - Li from Street Fighter .

Lu Ziyu : Is that you in the second half @milkshake ? Your biceps are more developed than mine !​​​

Two grown men commented on a girl 's figure , and Chi Leyou replied : Ah , I dream of having a figure like this ! Healthy and full of energy ! Thumbs up . j p e g

In one sentence , Zhao Xizhi 's embarrassment was resolved and the two group members were warned not to speak without thinking .

Sang Shi and Lu Ziyu kept saying " Auntie , I was wrong " , and emoticons of them kneeling and kowtowing flooded the group .

Shen Che didn't even notice that there was one more person in the group .

[ Chen Che : After washing the handkerchief , can I use the dryer to dry it ? ]

The man who hasn't appeared for a thousand years has a special way of appearing .

A young master who has a bunch of servants , housekeepers and drivers at home would actually ask such a question .

[ Zombie : Where did the handkerchief come from ? ]

【Chen Che : It was given by someone else . 】

Oh my , Sang Shi screamed , no wonder he came to the group to make himself felt , it turned out he was here to show off .

[ Zombie : Did a girl give it to you ? ]

[ Chen Che : Yes , she picked the cloth and sewed it by hand . She even sewed an egg into the corner of the handkerchief , stitch by stitch . ]

Lu Ziyu : My fans have folded paper cranes and embroidered my portrait in cross - stitch . Handmade gifts are rare these days . It means they care about you .

Chen Che was quite pleased to hear this : " Come to my house tomorrow to pick out a car . It's up to you . "

There was a long silence .

Chi Leyou emerged from her bed and word by word justified her embroidery : " What I embroidered was n't an egg , but a yo- yo . "

As upright as she is , she typed again , explaining to all the group members : [ The handkerchief I lent you was a mouth towel , not a gift . Did you misunderstand ? @沉澈]

[ Chi Leyou : The cloth has been discontinued . I really like this handkerchief , but you, a grown man, ca n't use it . ]

Chi Leyou : Give it back to me . Orangutan spreads his hands . j p e g

The group is still there , it hasn't exploded , but it has fallen silent .