Chapter 28 She ’s not my type ! She doesn’t recognize me after I put on my pants ?! …

The theater curtain closed , and a few people were tidying up the central table .

The lights above the eaves went out , the audience came and went , and the once vibrant hall was left with only dim lights .

After thanking the audience , Ji Wuling accepted a bouquet of flowers .

At the age of 20 , he became an apprentice and was appreciated by his master , earning him much praise . He was a successful young man and had a girlfriend who accompanied him to the north to work hard .

At the age of 25 , he was blinded by his arrogance and fell out with his master . With the help of his girlfriend , he paid off the high penalty in the contract .

At the age of 30 , he was ostracized by his peers and had a hard time making a living in China . His girlfriend's family urged him to get married , but he didn't even have enough money to pay for next month 's rent .

He has few memories from the age of 30 to 33 , and was dealt a blow in his career . At the suggestion of his girlfriend , he prepared immigration documents for cultural and artistic professionals .

35 years old , alone .

He crossed the hemisphere and landed in the country of maple leaves . Looking back, he didn't see her , and there was only a cold suitcase beside him .

Mrs. Cen , the number one fan , smiled broadly and said respectfully , " Teacher Ji , can you give me an autograph ? "

He, now known as " Little Ji " and now " Teacher Ji, " nodded : " Of course . "

His signature is no longer flamboyant , but instead, stroke by stroke , from simplified to traditional Chinese , his sincerity evident : " Are you a friend of Sun Moon Lake Province ? "

Mrs. Cen dropped her awkward Taiwanese accent and spoke more cheerfully : " I 'm from Jinshi . "​​

" He 's from the same hometown as our Manager Yang . " Speak of the devil , Manager Yang came in cheerfully , followed by a very tall young man .

" Teacher Ji , your number one fan is here ! "​

Everyone followed the sound and looked out . The soft light formed a flowing light band , and the young man 's shadow stretched out . The little tail hidden behind him flopped and secretly stepped on his shadow .

" So vindictive ? " The man in front suddenly braked , and Chi Leyou crashed into him . The man deliberately hissed , " Is your head a shot put ? "

This metaphor made Zhao Xizhi , who was standing across from her , feel a little more comfortable . She pinched the long chain of her evening bag , her eyes flickering between the bag and Chi Leyou's round head . Compared to calling it a discus , the shot put seemed even more exaggerated .

" Who told you to give Teacher Ji a nickname ? " The girl stopped and accused him under the soft light .

" What 's wrong with Wuling Hongguang ? " Chen Che pushed the conversation back , and the familiar young people 's bickering mode was about to begin .

Chi Leyou was about to refute .

It was a brilliant drama of a loyal fan defending their idol . Ji Wuling , skilled at mediation , stepped in and used his linguistic skills to the fullest : " Sister , that's a great name ! I 'll have to ask Wuling Hongguang to pay me . Which of you two is more talented ? "

The girl was stunned , as she suddenly found herself face to face with her favorite crosstalk artist .

My first experience as a cleaner was at Xiyouhui . My work area was an off - site restroom , so I did n't have the chance to meet Ji Wuling .

It was clearly a nickname given by the young man , but the girl refused to say it . Ji Wuling sighed , " Look at this girl , she 's quite tight-lipped and even knows how to help her boyfriend . "

" Teacher Ji , he is not my type . " The first sentence Chi Leyou said to Ji Wuling was extremely " clear and concentrated " .​

Ji Wuling changed his words : " A pursuer . " A gentleman is always looking for a beautiful lady .

Chen Che raised his eyelids : " Who is pursuing her ? "

Ji Wuling was puzzled : " Is that ... an ordinary friend ? "

A duet of male and female voices , one deep and one bright , began to sing .

— — “ Not friends . ” Ins met his online friend in person , but his friend was blind and didn’t recognize him . Being narrow- minded , he temporarily refused to acknowledge their friendship .

— — “ Who is friends with him ! ” the girl emphasized .

There was also the laughter of Zhao Xizhi , a bystander, who came over to make trouble .

" ... " Ji Wuling , who was shorter and more dignified , stretched his neck to get under his face , covering his lips with his hands as he imparted his secrets . " What's this big man arguing with a little girl about ? "

Chen Che readily acknowledged it : " It's a nickname I came up with . "

After a complete circle , back to the starting point , Ji Wuling met Chen Che 's unbridled gaze : " Alright , our nickname king is quite capable . But I 'm sorry to disappoint you , my real name is Ji Rui , so you can only use my stage name to make a fuss . "

Chen Che stared at his face for half a second . " Oh , that 's even better . Chery Q.Q. "

Ji Wuling , who was happy to be endorsed by another car company : " ! "

" Oh my god , I can't take it anymore ... " Zhao Xizhi held his belly and laughed like a lunatic . " Whoever wants this thing can take it away . I don't want it even if it's given to me for free . "

This trip , which was part study tour and part blind date , finally came to an end . After watching too many idol dramas , she often imagined herself with a sweetheart . Every summer , when she saw her sweetheart and saw his expressionless face , she had to suppress the urge to punch him .

Chi Leyou was two meters away from Chen Che . Hearing him telling lies again , he hurried forward and pulled his sleeve . His fingertips brushed across the back of his hand , and the thin nails scratched his skin .

To outsiders , this move seemed a bit too much . Zhao Xizhi held his breath . Who was she , Mu Guiying or Hua Mulan ? She was so bold . How was this any different from pushing him ?

Unexpectedly , Chen Che put his hand in the light and took a look . He saw three red marks and commented calmly : " Tsk , are you a sloth ? "

The girl's brain is spinning .

The young master placed the back of his hand in front of her and accused her , " Where 's the three- toed sloth ? What could be the murderer if not a three- toed sloth ? "

“ … … ”

Zhao Xizhi was trying to hold back his laughter to the point where he had to be rescued .

The sloth 's reaction was indeed slow , his face a darker crimson as if painted with a brush . He reached directly into his suit pocket and said , " Give it back to me . "

He hid Mee Mee in his bulging pockets .​

Chen Che pushed her hand away : " You put on your pants and don't recognize me ? Even if I don't have any merit, I 've worked hard, right ? "

MeeMee went from being an uptowon sheep to a demon goat wearing a Prada . I 'll borrow him to play with for two days . What 's wrong ? ①​​​​

" !!! " My mother, my grandmother ... What kind of vicious words are these ! Zhao Xizhi 's heart was filled with turmoil , and his eyes drooped to the ground .

Grab it , huh ? She grabbed it too . Chi Leyou reached for his suit pocket .

She was strategically placed at a distance from him . He could have easily dodged her , but he remained standing , letting her approach . His cry for help was soft and forceless : " Robbery . "​

The girl 's small hand reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of snacks . Chi Leyou was struck by lightning and cried out that he had been tricked .

She raised her eyes in anger and met his .

" Do you want more ? " Chen Che reached into his pocket , pretending to be generous . " I 'll give you another bag of spicy noodles . "

" Hey , take pictures, take pictures . " The famous figure in the Maple Leaf folk art world is best at making paste .

A photographer appeared out of nowhere , holding a SLR camera , and the shutter clicked .

Ji Wuling , more concerned with the filming than his fans , leaned in front of the SLR . On the LCD screen , the girl 's gaze passed over his increasingly thinning forehead and angrily pointed to the young man beside him .

The young man was dressed in a neat suit . When the photo was enlarged , one could catch a glimpse of the arrogance that only teenagers have in their eyes .

Ji Wuling, squeezed in among the handsome men and beautiful women , said helplessly : " Oh no , they took pictures of me like a panini . "

Chen Che also saw the photo and raised his voice with great respect : " Teacher Ji , with your body shape , standing between us , Panini is slim , and you should be called Big Mac . "

" … … " Teacher Ji wanted to call the police . Who let him in ? Do we have a blacklist for theater ticketing ? Do n't let this kid come here anymore !

Chen Che winked at the photographer , who , fully appreciating his spirit , called out , " Come on , let 's take a picture of our handsome man and beautiful girl . "

The backstage , which should have been deserted , was suddenly bustling with activity .

Ji Wuling stepped aside and joked , " I don't want to be a 200 - watt light bulb . "

The background and floor were dark . A bewildered girl stood beside the man . Chen Che glanced at her from the side . The two small whorls on the back of her head made her look very domineering . However , her soft sideburns and fluffy hair made her look soft and cute , just like the baby he kept in his pocket .

He couldn't catch her expression . " Hey , the photographer is asking to take a picture , what are you talking about ? "

" You 're out of it , " the girl said in a disgusted voice , " ' Kimchi ' is popular now . "

Chen Che glanced away from her . " You 're trying to be different, are n't you ? "

It’s bad enough that you don’t take good photos , but you’re also talking about kimchi sticks .

The photographer gave the command , " Look at the camera . " As the flash went off , Shen Che caught a glimpse of a vivid face , its eyebrows raised , its mouth corners twitching , its entire face filled with a smile .

He heard the girl say loudly : “ kihi ~ ” ②​​

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" K i c h i . " Straight men don't know how to take pictures . Chen Che could n't imagine that the two kimchi pronunciation groups together would produce the effect of eggplant .

I threw a few new plastic banknotes to the photographer , and he understood and happily synced the photos to the young master .

" Brother , " he , who was obviously a full head taller than Chen Che , lowered his own status — no , in front of the rich man , he could be worthless . The cameraman asked , " This photo is really well taken . Your girlfriend 's smile is really— "

“ Not an object . ”

" - -sweet . "​

" Is it sweet or not ? "​

“ … … ”

This guy , why is he so moody ? If it were n't for the money , he really wanted to punch the rich man in the face .

Since the rich man didn't like him talking about other girls , the cameraman changed the subject : " Brother , you look good on camera . " He knelt down to beg for money from the capitalist . He was abroad , doing it for a living !

Chen Che's eyes flashed , and he moved away from him , asking cautiously , " What do you want to do ? "

Young man : " ? " Complimenting you on your photogenic appearance literally means that I hope you will ask me for photography service again in the future .

" What 's the matter ? " The sweetheart of the rich man came - followed by a woman wearing a red cassock .​​

Zhao Xizhi wrapped himself in Mrs. Cen 's crimson cashmere shawl . " Youyou , why are you so cold ? "

Yoyo ? Chen Che felt inexplicably unhappy . Chi Leyou was his gay friend , and he had never once called her " Yoyo . " What was this all about ? Calling someone by a different name the first time they met ? What was her identity ?

Seeing that Zhao Xi 's upper and lower teeth were chattering , Chi Leyou took off his scarf and wrapped it around the other's face , three circles on the left and three circles on the right , as if bandaging a patient with a broken cervical vertebra .

Everyone was silent .

Zhao Xizhi , originally dressed in red carpet attire , suddenly looked out of place , like a pampered city Samoyed forced to wear a large flowered jacket knitted by his grandmother during the Spring Festival .

Zhao Xizhi buried the back of his nose in the scarf and sniffed : " What a nice smell ~ What 's that smell ~ "

Yeah , she still does ! Shen Che ’s displeasure at Zhao Xizhi reached its peak .​

Chi Leyou said these were fragrance beads , and they must be available in China . Zhao Xizhi had to lean over to her and said , " Youyou , give me the brand so I can buy some to take back home . "

Chen Che 's brows knitted together . What was he talking about ? A man over 1.7 meters tall resting his head on her shoulder , was that even reasonable ?

" Ocean 's st , this scent is the best . " Chi Leyou found the product page and sent it to Zhao Xizhi via WeChat .​

" ... " Chen Che's face twitched . How long have we known each other ? And they 've already added each other on WeChat ?!

At the same time , Mrs. Wang , who was busy at the Shen family villa , received a message from Shen Che : use this fragrance bead from now on , Ocean 's .

Mrs. Wang was stunned . How could the prince care about the work of the laundry department ?

Sister Yan had just finished preparing the guest room : " The old lady just called and arranged Miss Zhao 's room on the same floor as the young master . "

Mrs. Wang’s phone vibrated again .

[ Prince : I won't be back to live here recently . ]

The wife just returned home , and the young master didn't even come home ? It 's not right for the host to be away when guests come to visit .

Mrs. Wang sighed , " High salary , high challenge . I 'll just have to comfort the guests when they come . "

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As he walked out of the theater , the temperature had dropped several degrees compared to when he came in , and Zhao Xizhi sneezed violently .

The familiar off -road vehicle lay at the foot of the steps , like a perverse yet loyal beast , patiently waiting for its owner to arrive .

The car window slowly lowered , and a fresh face appeared from the passenger seat where Chi Leyou had been sitting : " Xixi— "

Chi Leyou recognized the person , she was Zhao Xizhi 's beautiful mother .​​

Mrs. Cen , who had already left with the crowd , waited until all the flowers had wilted . After calling her daughter , she reluctantly called out to Chen Che .

" I'm driving , take your time . " Chen Che walked down the stairs in the other direction .

Mrs. Cen quickly raised the car window . If she took another breath of the air containing the " clear factor " , she would die !

" Youyou , take me out to play when you have time . " Zhao Xizhi was reluctant to leave , and Chi Leyou agreed and waved at her .

The surroundings became quiet and the wind started to blow . Her scarf was taken away by Zhao Xizhi , and the cold wind blew into her neck .

Shocked by her good-natured behavior , Chen Che was silent for a moment before he said , " I 'll take you there . "

The girl looked back and saw him returning to his usual reserved appearance . Unlike the expensive clothes worn by ordinary people , there was hardly a wrinkle on the fabric . He said little and stood like a sculpture in the middle of the steps .

The cold wind blew through the ends of his hair , rustling it slightly , which was the only movement in this frame .

The dark sky loomed overhead , and a row of regularly spaced bright stars slowly passed by .

Surrounded by the mysterious unknown , the girl 's gaze was drawn to the long ellipsis in the sky . Chen Che followed her gaze and smiled suddenly : " Startling . "​​

" Not an alien fleet ? "

" Are you stunned by the science fiction movie ? How can there be so many aliens ? "

Chi Leyou 's phone vibrated . It was a video sent by a man who was one meter away from him .

She opened it suspiciously , and the rows of twinkling stars in the video were exactly the same as those in the sky .

" Did you take this ? " She marveled at the high-definition picture quality , which was definitely not something a mobile phone could produce .

" My aunt took these photos . She took pictures of lunar craters , Saturn's rings , and so on when she had nothing to do . "

" Astrophotographer ? "​​

" almost . "

" Big Fortune ! "

Strange words came out of her mouth , just like Kihi . He wanted to ask , but was afraid of being labeled " ignorant " .​​​

So there was silence .

Chi Leyou scratched his neck , suddenly realizing they were on different wavelengths . He apologized sincerely , " My roommate is from Korea . I learned this habit from her . "

" Hmm , it 's marinated well . " Chen Che said , " It tastes delicious . "​​​​​

" You learn very quickly ! " A hearty voice echoed in the night sky . A half moon hung in the sky , illuminating the thin cloud net .

" No , Teacher Xiaochi teaches well . " He said with a smile .

The atmosphere was quite harmonious , and Chi Leyou couldn't help but want to chat with him more .

He stood under the bright white moonlight , his body enveloped in a layer of clear light . The unassuming Chen Che looked like a piece of unpolluted organic lettuce , fresh and crisp .

Chi Leyou pulled herself out of her thoughts in time , unable to continue thinking . She said goodbye : " Then I 'll go first . "

" I have a car , I 'll take you there . "

The wind dispersed the clouds a little , and moonlight poured down , casting a soft filter over the girl's face : " I have a car , too . "

Chen Che laughed angrily : " That little electric skateboard of yours ? Did you charge it ? Do n't let it run out of power halfway and have to push it all the way back . "

" Who are you looking down on ? " Chi Leyou slowly walked to the side of the sports car , made an O -shape around it , and stopped in front of a telephone pole beside the curb .

My vision was half blocked by the sports car , so I couldn't see her movements clearly .

An outrageous thought came to my mind : would this guy imitate a dog and pee in the street ?

Bell - a crisp ringing sound .​

She pushed out her bicycle and gave him a squint , her pupils shining like broken silver : " Clang , clang , clang , my little bike . "

It wasn't like Chen Che hadn't considered the ownership of his precious bicycle . He could reveal his identity and take a photo of the transaction receipt and collection certificate in front of her .

But she was a gay friend he had been chatting with for two years , and he had a stolen lamb and a handmade handkerchief with very bad stitching in his pocket .

Two for one . Judging from the quantity alone , he made a profit .

But his baby , his own daughter who had been missing for eight months , appeared in front of him so brightly .

The bicycle is in good condition , and you can tell the dealer has a conscience .

— —But not much .

Chi Leyou stepped onto the bike with great skill , supporting himself with one foot on the ground .

After being missing for several months , his car has changed a lot .

An ugly cylindrical wicker basket was installed on the front of the bike , and the original silver bell was gone , replaced by a colorful polka - dot bell .

These , Shen Che can tolerate .

Chi Leyou leaned over , patted the mysterious device on the wheel , and said proudly , " This is a product of Te . Guess what it is ? "

Shen Che shook his head .

The girl pressed the button in a show of skill , and the device emitted mysterious rays , like light waves sent to the earth by aliens .

The beams of light hit the ground and formed patterns .

Shen Che 's eyelids twitched wildly , and a projection of Ultraman suddenly appeared on the ground .

She rode circles around him , showing him off .​

" This projector is so popular , Pikachu is out of stock ! Only Ultraman is left . "

" Ultraman 's hands can move ! Wow ! "​​

" Ha ~ Doesn't it look good ? "

She revolved around him , like the earth revolving around the sun , round and round .

He had no idea whether it looked good or not . The only thing he could feel was his heart beating faster and slower , and then bang , a high - level emotional bomb exploded in his heart .

There was silence all around , only the throbbing heart .