Chapter 10: I'm here to treat constipation, why are you giving me Enteritis Ning?
Inside the bustling Pastors' Guild.
Qian Baifeng wiped the sweat off his face while squeezing towards the innermost part.
There were mostly , so he walked carefully.
In the outside world, he's a well-known multi-millionaire.
He owns two factories and four or five houses.
But here, he is just an ordinary person.
Once you offend a professional, being beaten is the lightest punishment.
“A58, A58, here we are!”
Qian Baifeng's eyes suddenly lit up and he walked over quickly.
"This must be the old Chinese doctor mentioned in the group... Why are there so few people around here?"
He was a little confused, but since he was here, he shouldn't be lying.
He looked up and saw: He was a priest who had inherited traditional Chinese medicine from his ancestors. He was good at treating constipation for various reasons and making you have diarrhea…
"That's it."
"Those who can rent a treatment room from the Priests' Union should all be professionals, and they may have some skills..."
Qian Baifeng hesitated for a moment, but still knocked on the door.
"Enter."
A somewhat hoarse voice was heard, Qian Baifeng straightened his clothes, put on a smile, pushed the door and walked in.
"Doctor, hello..."
"Please take a seat."
With a "creak", the door of the next door Xiaolu Mengmeng Medical Clinic was pushed open, and Lu Mengmeng ran over like a thief.
"This guy must have a secret, huh!"
"What kind of priest is he if he can't perform healing spells?"
"I, Lu Mengmeng, will definitely expose your fake pastor identity!"
In the temporary treatment room, Zheng Cheng, wearing a white coat and a mask, deliberately said in a low voice: "Please sit down."
Qian Baifeng sat halfway down with dignity, and said hesitantly, "Um... Doctor, I, I came to see you. You want to treat constipation, right?"
Zheng Cheng nodded and said, "Not bad."
Qian Baifeng finally felt relieved and complained, "Doctor, I usually have a lot of social events, and I eat a lot of meat and fish almost every night."
"Half a year ago, a friend recommended me to eat at a restaurant owned by a professional... I don't know what I ate, but I've been constipated ever since!"
"At most, I didn't go to the toilet for more than a month."
"I felt it all the time, but I couldn't get it out. It was so painful."
"I have consulted many doctors in the past six months, both Western and Chinese medicine. The medicine I took had some effect at first, but now it has no effect at all..."
"Doctor, you have to save me. I haven't had any for more than half a month..."
Zheng Cheng waved his hand and said, "I roughly understand the situation. So, come with me."
"ah?"
Qian Baifeng stood up stupidly. Where to go?
When a Chinese medicine practitioner changes his profession to a priest, shouldn’t he take the pulse first?
Zheng Cheng opened the door and took Qian Baifeng to the innermost part of the union.
Behind the two of them, Lu Mengmeng also followed quietly.
Qian Baifeng asked nervously: "Doctor, where are we going?"
"You'll know when you get there."
A few minutes later, the two came to a corner.
"bathroom?"
Qian Baifeng asked curiously: "Doctor, why are you here..."
"To cure your constipation, of course."
Zheng Cheng smiled slightly, took out a green box from the pocket of his white coat, and took out a handful of medicine from it.
He took out six small bullets and handed them to Qian Baifeng.
Qian Baifeng was confused. He clearly saw the green medicine box in Zheng Cheng's hand.
"Enteritis Ning?"
"Doctor, isn't this Enteritis Ning used to treat gastroenteritis? Why..."
Zheng Cheng said: " Who said that? In my case, it is used to treat constipation."
"Why, you don't believe it?"
"I……"
Qian Baifeng was startled and quickly shook his head, "How, how could it be?"
"I, I eat..."
Qian Baifeng took the Enteritis Ning, frowned and threw it into his mouth.
It’s just Enteritis Ning, it won’t kill anyone.
"Go ahead and drink the water from the tap."
“Oh, oh…”
Qian Baifeng walked in with a sad face. He originally wanted to hide the medicine under his tongue.
After drinking the medicine, Zheng Cheng checked again and found that Qian Baifeng had indeed swallowed the medicine, and nodded.
"Go ahead."
"Ah? Where are you going?"
"I must be going to the bathroom."
Zheng Cheng waved his hands impatiently, and Qian Baifeng walked into the bathroom with a sad face.
Oh shit!
When I get out, I will complain about you to the Pastors' Union!
A58 Right? I’ll remember you!
Qian Baifeng walked into the bathroom with a sad face. He had been eager to come here.
But now…
Behind him, when he wasn't paying attention, Zheng Cheng stretched out his hand towards him, and an acute gastroenteritis instant outbreak technique immediately fell on him!
"Oh, I'm so unlucky this time. I met a quack doctor. I..."
"Gu..."
Just then, a dull sound suddenly came from his stomach.
Qian Baifeng was stunned at first, then he was delighted.
"This, this feeling, I..."
"puff……"
He quickly opened the toilet door and squatted down.
"ah……!"
A hot current gushed out like a flood.
The whole toilet was immediately filled with a foul odor.
Outside the toilet, Zheng Cheng also walked away quickly.
"Fortunately I run fast, otherwise..."
"Bang!"
Just as I turned the corner, I bumped into another figure.
Zheng Cheng subconsciously reached out and pulled a soft figure into his arms.
"You again?!"
Looking at the blonde beauty in his arms, Zheng Cheng asked curiously, "Are you following me?"
Lu Mengmeng quickly struggled to get away and shouted angrily: "Who is following you! I can't go to the toilet!"
"To the bathroom?"
Zheng Cheng had a strange look on his face and stepped aside: "Please."
"Hmph~"
Lu Mengmeng snorted softly and walked towards the toilet like a proud swan.
After walking a few steps, she suddenly stopped.
I saw several people running out of the toilets, both men's and women's.
He covered his mouth while running.
"Fuck! It stinks!"
"Who is using stinky tofu and canned herring in the bathroom? Damn, it stinks!"
"I can't stand it anymore, get out of the way..."
Several people ran over yelling, and Lu Mengmeng was also confused: "What's going on, this... Ugh..."
She also smelled something and ran back in a panic.
"You, you, you, what on earth did you do..."
Lu Mengmeng asked in surprise. He remembered the electronic banner on the door of Zheng Cheng's treatment room.
Specially for constipation?
And what about the fat guy who just walked in?
No way…
Can a priest cure constipation?
Zheng Cheng was also at a loss whether to laugh or cry. God took pity on him and he also wanted to be a normal pastor.
In order to improve his skill proficiency, he had no choice but to choose this method.
"Why, you want to try it too?"
Lu Mengmeng was so frightened that she immediately jumped out.
"Don't, don't, don't look for me. I'm fine~!"
“Help…!”
