Chapter 11: Capture the Priests Guild!
The effect of the instant outbreak technique for acute gastroenteritis is undoubtedly amazing.
Qian Baifeng, who had been holding back for more than half a month, could finally let it all out.
but.
However, Zheng Cheng overlooked the most important thing.
Qian Baifeng is just an ordinary person after all.
Moreover, he is a middle-aged man with obvious three highs!
He hadn't come out for ten minutes, but Zheng Cheng remained calm.
Twenty minutes later, Zheng Cheng became a little nervous .
What if...an accident happens?
It was not until half an hour later that the toilet door was pushed open by a trembling figure.
“Help, help…”
"My legs are numb..."
Zheng Cheng forgot one more thing.
The public toilet of the Pastors' Union has squat seats.
Poor Qian Baifeng, not only did he suffer a severe diarrhea, but his legs were almost broken after squatting for half an hour.
but.
When he was lying on the stretcher, he still held Zheng Cheng's hand tightly.
"Thank you, doctor! Thank you so much!"
"I haven't felt this good in a long time!"
"real!"
"More real than pearls!"
"I'll look for you next time...!!!"
This enthusiasm caused the surrounding pastors and onlookers to talk about it.
"What's up with the fat guy?"
"I heard that he almost died after pulling for half an hour!"
"Fuck... so awesome?"
"What about the new pastor?"
"I heard that his novice skill can give people diarrhea."
"What the hell? There is such a weird skill?"
"It's been like that for half an hour straight. It's so fucking scary..."
"Even gods can't stop it..."
Listening to the discussions of people around him, Zheng Cheng didn't care at all and turned back to his infirmary.
For this order, Qian Baifeng followed the front desk's advice and charged two thousand yuan.
After deducting the rent, the net profit was one thousand yuan.
This way of making money is much faster than plagiarism.
“Ding ding ding…”
At this moment, his cell phone also vibrated.
When I picked it up, I saw that it was indeed people in the group who were discussing Qian Baifeng's matter.
"Have you heard that a miracle doctor who specializes in treating constipation came to the Pastors' Union? A patient with chronic constipation went to see him and had diarrhea for half an hour!"
"What the hell? Is this true?"
"It's true! My wife's best friend's sister's colleague's eldest brother is a pastor. I saw it with my own eyes today!"
"It's so awesome, I want to go see it too."
"Let's go together!"
"I wonder if it will work for me? I was greedy a few days ago and ate an unfamiliar fruit. I'm still holding it in."
"You are so arrogant upstairs, and you dare to eat strange fruits in the wild?"
"I'm a pharmacist. I found out that the fruit is not poisonous, so I must test its medicinal properties."
"Fuck! Professional boss..."
"Are professionals also so greedy?"
"Hehehe, the spiritual energy is revived, and the world is undergoing tremendous changes. There is no telling how many plants have mutated outside, and there are also those mutated beasts. Our Xia country is so gluttonous..."
Zheng Cheng turned off his phone and nodded slightly.
As people in the group said, in today's world, it is not only humans who have awakened professional abilities.
The plants and animals on the entire planet have also undergone mutations.
If you want to test which plants and animals are edible, you have to let people try them themselves.
Some people also eat a lot of inexplicable things just for stimulation and to satisfy their greed.
Most people will fall into a state of poisoning, with hallucinations and diarrhea, just like eating mushrooms.
Some people also eat plants rich in fiber and still cannot defecate.
This situation is undoubtedly good news for Zheng Cheng!
Then he opened the skill panel again.
[Acute gastroenteritis instantaneous burst technique LV1 (4/100). 】
"Proficiency increased by 1 point, that's great!"
Zheng Cheng closed the skill panel with satisfaction and sat down leisurely.
"I wonder how much my skill proficiency will improve in the ten-day vacation."
"And Chen Xiao and the others..."
The next half day went just as Zheng Cheng had expected.
Patients came to see Zheng Cheng one after another, both men and women, and even professionals!
After taking the Enteritis Ning that Zheng Cheng had carefully prepared, Zheng Cheng took them to the toilet.
The instant outbreak technique for acute gastroenteritis took immediate effect on this group of patients.
This day.
The people of the priests' union are faced with the fear of being ruled by constipated patients!
A sour, fishy smell permeated the entire temporary infirmary area of the Pastors' Union.
On this day, Zheng Cheng's proficiency in the instant outbreak of acute gastroenteritis increased to 27 points!
the next day!
As soon as Zheng Cheng arrived at the infirmary, he saw a long queue at the door.
"The doctor is here!"
"So young?"
"They come from a family of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners!"
"What a handsome little brother, I knew I was wearing a mask..."
"Doctor, help me..."
There was only half a day yesterday, and patients from far away had no time to make it.
But today is different.
With the promotion of many people in the group, especially Qian Baifeng's personal experience, many patients rushed here overnight.
Looking at this group of people, Zheng Cheng seemed to see his skill proficiency rising rapidly.
He immediately smiled and said, "Everyone, don't be anxious, come one by one."
Under his guidance, one patient after another received treatment.
soon.
The public toilet in the makeshift treatment room was overcrowded and stained by patients.
With no other options left, they flocked to other parts of the Priests’ Union.
Even the public toilets of the neighboring Formation Master Guild and Pharmacist Guild were captured by them.
The professionals coming and going looked at this group of people in confusion.
"What's going on? Why are there so many people..."
"I heard that a miracle healer came to the pastors' union next door, and he attracted a lot of patients."
"Miracle doctor? What does he treat? Why so many people?"
"It seems to be for constipation..."
“What the hell…!”
The second day of treatment attracted hundreds of people.
Zheng Cheng's spiritual attribute is only 11 points.
Each time he could only release the acute gastroenteritis instant burst technique ten times, leaving 1 point to ensure that he would not fall into a coma.
As a last resort, he asked someone to run next door to buy ten bottles of clarity potion that could restore the spirit.
By continuously releasing skills like this, his skill level soon broke through LV1 and reached LV2!
"I'm already at LV2, and will soon break through to LV3."
"Let me see. From LV2 to LV3 proficiency, 500 points are required."
"So, I have to release 500 instant bursts of acute gastroenteritis?"
Zheng Cheng said excitedly: "After the skill reaches level 3, there is a chance that a special feature will be born."
"I just don't know what the characteristics of the acute gastroenteritis instant burst technique LV3 are?"
"Hey handsome guy, you came here, aren't you here to practice your skill proficiency?"
Suddenly, the beautiful girl next door opened the door and walked in.
Zheng Cheng said casually: "Of course, otherwise why would I come here?"
Lu Mengmeng said with some jealousy: "Your novice skills are really amazing... You must have made a lot of money in the past few days."
Zheng Cheng asked curiously: " What intentions?"
