Chapter 9 Healing Skills? Does giving people diarrhea count?
Following the road instructions, Zheng Cheng soon arrived at Area A.
At a glance, there are temporary treatment rooms of varying sizes here.
The walls are made of pure white glass, and one can vaguely see the figures of people inside.
On the electronic banner at the door, there are rows of electronic fonts.
"Senior priest, mastered two healing skills, good at external injuries and muscle swelling and pain, 2 silver coins ."
"LV30 priest in charge! Good at healing injuries and removing poisons. Anyone interested, come in quickly!"
"LV15 big-breasted lady, good at massage and detoxification, one silver coin each time~~~~"
Seeing this, Zheng Cheng's mouth twitched slightly.
These are... professionals?
It's a little different from what's been rumored outside.
He discovered a lot of things along the way.
Most of the priests who can rent a temporary treatment room here are below LV30.
As for priests above LV30, they are all wooed by large groups, big forces or countries.
Open up wasteland in the wild, go to dungeons, or go to the borders with other races to resist the aliens.
Moreover, they are mainly focused on treating external injuries, removing toxins and clearing obstacles.
Most of the patients coming and going are professionals.
These professionals were all injured in the wild or in dungeons, but were reluctant to take medicine.
After returning to Chang'an City, he rushed to the Priests' Union for treatment.
In addition, there are a small number of ordinary people.
Of course, ordinary people who can come here are all powerful people.
In addition to treatment, they also come here to win over and curry favor.
after all.
Even the most ordinary professionals have a social status far higher than that of rich people!
Soon, Zheng Cheng arrived at temporary treatment room A58.
When you open the door, you'll see that the whole thing is pure white.
There are tables, chairs, computers, two stools and simple beds in the room.
Very ordinary treatment room.
Looking back, I saw a plaque at the door of the treatment room A57 next door with the sign "Little Deer Cute Medical Clinic" inscribed on it.
On its electronic screen, there is a row of red fonts.
"Level 12 senior priest, skilled in micro-light treatment, 10 copper coins per treatment, or equivalent paper money..."
"Is LV12 also considered a senior priest?"
Zheng Cheng felt a little strange. He put his backpack on the table, pulled out a stool and sat down.
Turn on your computer and start setting up your own electronic banner.
At this moment , a small shadow suddenly appeared at the door, peeking inside.
Zheng Cheng ignored him and quickly set up his electronic screen.
"I am a priest who inherited traditional Chinese medicine from my ancestors. I am good at treating constipation caused by various reasons, and I can make you have diarrhea..."
After setting up the electronic banner, he stood up and opened the door.
“Ouch…”
The figure who was peeking outside almost fell into Zheng Cheng's arms accidentally.
"Are you okay..."
When I looked down, I saw a beautiful girl wearing a white priest robe with golden patterns around the edges.
She has long curly light blonde hair and skin as smooth as a cow's.
Her face has the soft curves of an Oriental, but her pupils are light blue, as fatally attractive as the ocean.
What attracted Zheng Cheng's attention most was her huge breasts.
Not to mention his toes, Zheng Cheng almost couldn't even see his own toes.
The mixed-race beauty stood up quickly, took two steps back, and stared at Zheng Cheng cautiously:
"You, you are also a pastor?"
The sound is crisp and has a different flavor.
"Well, what's up with the newly awakened priest class?"
The mixed-blood beauty was surprised and asked, "A professional who just awakened? Why are you here? Could it be that you have awakened the real healing technique?"
Zheng Cheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and asked, "What is a real healing technique? Is there a fake healing technique?"
"I'm warning you, I'm an old man here, don't steal my business, understand?" The mixed-blood beauty widened her eyes and said seriously: "Well... like this, every time a customer comes, I can only treat one after I treat two, understand?"
"No, otherwise, I will..."
As she spoke, the beautiful mixed-race girl raised her little fist and stared at Zheng Cheng fiercely.
Zheng Cheng teased, "Otherwise, what will you do?"
"I, I'm going to beat you up~!"
The mixed-blood beauty showed her two small canine teeth and said, "I, I awakened a year earlier than you, but I am your senior, so be careful~"
"snort!"
As she said this, the beautiful mixed-race girl shrugged her nose and turned back to her treatment room.
"interesting……"
Zheng Cheng pinched his nose and said, "A little pastor who looks strong but is actually weak, and he is my senior?"
"Although the face looks a little small, the rest of the body should be familiar~"
Putting the matter behind him, Zheng Cheng first took a photo of his own shop.
He turned around and sat back on the stool, turning on his cell phone.
Chang'an City First Hospital Anorectal Department Exchange Group!
This is the chat group that Zheng Cheng just joined yesterday. In addition to this, there are more than 20 other chat groups of varying sizes.
All of them are groups with anorectal, constipation, and laxative as prompt words.
These are all Zheng Cheng’s potential customers.
He quickly typed: "Family, I finally found an old Chinese doctor who can treat constipation, and he's a professional!"
After the message was sent, there was a response soon.
"Professional? Really?"
"Can professionals also treat constipation?"
"Is this true? Which professional can treat this thing?"
“It’s true!”
Zheng Cheng quickly sent a photo.
"Look, this is the photo I just took at the Pastors' Union in Chang'an City. Is this fake?"
"Fuck! He is a priest who inherited traditional Chinese medicine from his ancestors. He is good at constipating you for various reasons and making you have diarrhea..."
"Brothers, let me try it first. I haven't had a bowel movement for almost half a month, and taking medicine is of no use at all..."
Satisfied, he exited the First Hospital group and opened another group.
Cast a wide net and catch fish in the ocean.
As long as one can be fished out, the news will spread from one person to ten people, and from ten to a hundred people, and soon it will spread throughout the entire Chang'an City.
By then, the good news for constipation patients will definitely be known to every constipation patient.
And he himself can also gain a vast amount of skill experience!
Thinking of this, Zheng Cheng couldn't help but smile slightly.
He turned around, opened his backpack, and took out a white coat from it.
Hats and masks are available.
If you have to pretend, then you have to pretend decently.
While Zheng Cheng was preparing, Lu Mengmeng opened a group chat in the medical clinic next door.
However, her group chat is an internal group for the temporary treatment management of the entire Pastor Union.
Little Orange: "@Mengmeng, do you understand? What does that new handsome guy do?"
Xiaolu Mengmeng: "He is a newly transferred priest. He looks really handsome."
Little Angel: A new male priest? Oh my god, this is our first male nanny! I wonder if the milk supply is enough...
Little Orange: "You're going to die. What milk does a male priest need? Just a healthy body is enough!"
Goddess of Light: "A newly-transferred male priest actually dared to open a medical clinic here. His star rating must be very high, maybe level 7 or 8. His awakened novice skill also has strong healing ability!"
Goddess of Light: "@Mengmeng, go take a look at what's written on his door. What skills does he specialize in?"
"oh."
The Goddess of Light is a big boss in their Priest Guild, and I heard that her level has reached LV50 !
His professional rank is also a seven-star Holy Light Priest.
He is very prestigious in the entire pastors' union.
He is also the boss that Lu Mengmeng admires the most.
Lu Mengmeng obediently opened the door and ran to the next door.
When she looked up, her delicate little face was stunned at first, and then filled with suspicion, shock, and some disbelief.
She took a photo tremblingly and sent it to the group.
"Let me see if this new handsome guy has a lot of milk!"
“I…I’ll go!”
"Traditional Chinese medicine? Treating constipation?"
"Where is the healing skill you promised me..."
"What the hell is this?!"