Extra 6: Going to work and going to heaven
1.
After Tan Xiao took over Lingshi Culture, he expanded the company, built more complete departments, and rented an office in the city center.
The company's employees have always felt that their boss is highly educated, well-educated, beautiful, kind-hearted and has a good temper.
Working in the company is quite interesting. Outsiders may think they are a charlatan company, but in fact, the employees all know that it is a normal folk performance. It is becoming more and more famous. If you say spiritual master, you may not know it at first, but if you say Chu witch, you will understand it.
One time, Tan Xiao took everyone on a business trip to another place to participate in an event. After the trip, Tan Xiao took the employees out for a midnight snack.
The owner of a late-night snack stall said that the area seemed to be haunted recently and it was so fierce that some workers who got off the night shift were sent to the hospital.
"Then you are lucky. We are from the ghost catching company."
The company’s finance department showed their business cards to the night snack stall owners.
The boss scratched his head and said, "Oh my god, there really is such a company?"
Everyone burst into laughter and jokingly talked about selling the talisman to the boss.
The owner of the night snack stall actually took out... a bunch of grilled skewers, and in return Tan Xiao wrote a string of talismans on his sign.
When we were almost done eating, Tan Xiao said he was going to borrow a power bank and didn't come back for a long time. It was so late, which made everyone worried, but the boss's boyfriend looked nonchalant, as if he wasn't worried at all, and even said he knew where the boss was.
It took everyone's urging before he was willing to take them to find the boss. Since you know, just lead the way.
Kong Xuan led the employees to the alley at the back door of the store, where they saw Tan Xiao, who was usually very well-mannered, beating a sturdy man crazily. The sturdy man was beaten with blood all over his face and both eyes were bleeding, but because of the splattering nosebleed, the blood and tears were not obvious.
"!" This scene sobered everyone up. The first thought in their minds was, it must be the other party's fault, right?
Our boss is usually a very nice person. Maybe that guy was drunk and provoked the boss. Besides, the boss is a bit of a figure and not someone who is easy to mess with .
The sturdy man was beaten so badly that he held his head and begged for mercy, "Who are you? I'm not coming for you!"
Tan Xiao pretended not to hear him, but did not stop. He held the bow and arrow he used for performance against his throat, his eyes icy cold.
Employees: “Ahhhh, boss!”
Even if it is the other party's fault, it does not deserve the death penalty!
But Tan Xiao's imposing manner made them feel unfamiliar, and they didn't even dare to step forward to stop him. They thought to themselves, could the boss be a gangster? This move was too skillful, it was definitely not a performance routine, and it couldn't be his first time!
They looked at Kong Xuan: "Teacher Kong, please do something!"
Kong Xuan seemed to be thinking about something, and pulled out a soft sword from his waist: "Use this..."
staff:"……"
Me, you, ah ah?
Thousands of words can be summed up in one sentence: It would be fine if he carried a bow and arrow, but why do you also carry a soft sword?
In the end, Tan Xiao failed to shoot the drunk man.
The owner of the late-night snack stall came over to watch and called the police.
The local police arrived quickly and took Tan Xiao to the police station. They also spent a long time investigating whether Tan Xiao's bow and arrow was illegal.
To be honest, at that moment, the employees were completely disheartened. They thought our company was just a charlatan and was actually very reliable. They didn’t expect that the boss was the one who was unreliable…
What will they do if they are sentenced?
I thought the boss would panic, but he didn't. He made the phone call very calmly.
About ten minutes later, someone arrived and showed official documents to communicate with the police. In the end, Tan Xiao's actions were characterized as eliminating violence and upholding justice, and he was acting bravely. The drunk man was also taken away.
Everyone was stunned. How could this be reversed? Was the drunk actually a wanted criminal?
The man who came with the official documents seemed to be the director of a certain department. He chatted with Tan Xiao for a few words before leaving. Everyone was listening from afar and could only vaguely hear words like "I've long heard of you" and "Please".
The drunk who was about to be taken away heard Tan Xiao's name from someone else at this time, and raised his head and said, "So I fell into your hands, I surrender!"
Tan Xiao smiled slightly, said nothing, and walked back to meet everyone, as if nothing had happened: "Want to continue the party?"
The finance girl hiccupped in fear: "You, you have the final say."
Tan Xiao's prestige in the company is unprecedentedly high.
As for Kong Xuan, who assisted the tyrant, he held a consulting consultant position in the company. His main job was to please the boss, fight, and edit books.
Due to the nature of the company, Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan do not often stay in the office. Tan Xiao only holds a meeting every Monday, sometimes by video conference.
When Kong Xuan went to the office that day, he saw several employees leaning against the tea room chatting. When they saw him, they all stood at attention and said, "Teacher Kong."
"Yeah." Kong Xuan said calmly, "Have you seen your boss?"
The employees joked, "How can we see it if it appears and disappears mysteriously? We may need to cast an eye-opening spell."
"Ask us, shouldn't we ask Teacher Kong?"
Everyone knows that you two are a perfect match.
Kong Xuan nodded and said, "He saw that I didn't have breakfast, so he parked the car and went to the convenience store to buy me rice balls."
Everyone: “…”
Ah? ? Just a hard show? ?
But he is the boss's man after all, and the workers praised him: "The boss is really good to Mr. Kong."
"This is the most loving couple I've ever seen..."
"I'm uneducated and don't know how to describe it."
Kong Xuan waved his hand and said, "They are a couple from heaven."
Everyone: “…”
When Tan Xiao came up, he also passed by the tea room, and everyone greeted him tacitly: "Boss, I want to eat rice balls too."
Tan Xiao: "..."
"We don't have rice balls. We'll distribute rice dumplings in a few days." Tan Xiao knew that it was Kong Xuan who came up first and said something, "What are you guys talking about?"
When the employees of Lingshi Culture get together, they often talk about divination, drawing talismans and the like. Even the cleaning ladies have learned some knowledge through observation and imitation, and he often gives them lessons.
"Oh, we are talking about the five social insurances and one housing fund."
"To be precise, it's the provident fund..."
"Senior Sister Xi is planning to buy a house."
Everyone was talking and joking, "Did the boss buy a wedding house? Teacher Kong looks like she's not easy to support."
"There is no such thing," Tan Xiao praised Kong Xuan lightly, "Kong Xuan lived in my house when he was in school. He didn't even have a proper bedroom, but he was very happy living there. Don't look at him as a flashy person, he is actually very hardworking."
"Wow……"
Everyone looked at each other in shock.
"I originally thought Mr. Kong was just a son-in-law, but I didn't expect he was raised as a child..."
Tan Xiao couldn't help laughing when he heard the word "son-in-law".
2.
Whether he is a son-in-law or not is not something that can be told to outsiders.
Tan Xiao also wanted to meet Kong Xuan's parents. The first time he went to heaven was when he dreamt of wandering in heaven after he finished writing the sequel to "Classic of Mountains and Seas".
Kong Xuan's five-colored divine light flashed wildly, scaring the gods in heaven into thinking that some catastrophe had come earlier. When they came out to take a look, they realized that it was Kong Xuan who was going crazy.
"What is Kong Xuan doing? Oh my god, someone go get him to stop, I'm going blind."
"He might as well just brush me off."
"Come on, I heard Kong Xuan found a lover in the human world, and he brought her back during the holidays. We still have to escape..."
"Who are you looking for?"
"I don't know either, but I think Kong Xuan will announce it to the whole heaven soon. The last time he came back, he showed off the acting wizard... Hey, wait?"
…
Kong Xuan saw someone pointing and talking behind the clouds, and he knew in his heart that they were all envious of him and his partner.
He brought Tan Xiao back to his palace and asked Tan Xiao to wait while he went to call Yuan Feng.
Tan Xiao stood for a moment and heard someone behind him say, "You finished the book in March, why did you come in May?"
"Because I want to wait for the May Day holiday..." Tan Xiao turned around and saw a woman in gorgeous clothes. He was stunned for a moment, "Excuse me, who are you?"
The woman in gorgeous clothes muttered a few words, wondering why the witch doctor had Labor Day, and then smiled and said, "Don't you recognize me after seeing my face?" She touched Tan Xiao's head intimately.
I really can't recognize him. But Tan Xiao still made a connection, "Great God Yuan Feng?"
The woman nodded. "Good boy, did you bring Kong Xuan's report card with you this time ? I want to see how badly Kong Xuan did in the exam."
But Kong Xuan graduated eight hundred years earlier. Does heaven have no idea of time?
Or does Master Yuanfeng not know the education system in the human world?
Tan Xiao felt quite strange and smiled: "Kong Xuan got a zero in the final exam."
The woman couldn’t hide her smile and kept stamping her feet, “Ha, hahahaha!”
Tan Xiao's smile gradually faded, "Master, I'll show you the transcript..."
Sure enough, the woman hurriedly leaned over to take a look.
Tan Xiao grabbed her neck and raised his knee to her stomach, "Good boy, are you pretending to be the Great God Yuan Feng?" While she was in pain, he hit her head again.
The other person's brain seemed to be emptied, and his appearance changed, turning into a man, shouting: "Sister-in-law, spare my life, I am Dapeng!"
Tan Xiao continued to beat him. When he started beating, his eyes became much colder and he did not relax even though the other party claimed to be a relative.
Dapeng wanted to fight back, but Tan Xiao had the five-colored divine light in his hand, so he was no match for him: "Ah, don't you know that I am Peacock's brother from the same mother?"
Yuan Feng gave birth to two sons, Kong Que and Da Peng, who were brothers from the same mother. One could tell the relationship between the two brothers just by looking at Kong Xuan’s name, even though he was rarely mentioned in the human world.
"I know," Tan Xiao said helplessly, "I guessed that you were Dapeng, so I hit you. Sorry, your brother specifically said that if you meet Dapeng, you must beat him first."
Dapeng: “…”
Dapeng raised his head and shouted, "Sister-in-law, look at me, I look a bit like my brother. Don't you feel pity for me?"
Tan Xiao looked at him carefully and said bitterly, "Alas, don't poke me in the sore spot. I can't tell what your brother looks like."
"Ah?!" Dapeng was hit in the vitals again, and the ending of his voice became distorted.
Tan Xiao followed Kong Xuan's instructions and played a full round. Then he helped Dapeng up politely and touched his head twice, just like Dapeng touched him before. "Brother, are you okay?"
Dapeng: "Brother, I was wrong."
Kong Xuan happened to lead Yuan Feng out. Seeing Da Peng's dusty face, he laughed out loud: "Pighead! Don't leave. I brought you ten kilograms of test papers, a special product of the human world."
Dapeng: “…”
What a vicious couple.
Yuan Feng looked at Tan Xiao carefully, and when he saw Tan Xiao greet her, she nodded proudly, "This is Tan Xiao. Good, I really have good taste."
Dapeng couldn't help but ask, "What does it have to do with you?"
What the hell is this? Didn’t Peacock choose this thing himself?
Yuan Feng smiled calmly: "If I hadn't descended upon their ancestors thousands of years ago, how could their descendants have met each other? In the final analysis, it was all my prediction... Oh, from now on, just say that it was a match made in heaven that I specially arranged!"
Tan Xiao, Kong Xuan: "..."