The opinions of the seven monsters
What kind of place is Tanjia?
Different non-human races have different opinions.
1.
After a busy day of guarding meals, the boy left the stove in the citizen's home, rubbed his sore waist, and came to Tan's house through the stove, which is a passage in every household.
However, the entrance to the passage seemed to be blocked.
The boy who was guarding the meal tied up his official robe, stuck the spoon behind his back, and propped up the object in front of him, "Hey-ha!"
Not moving at all.
The boy who guarded the rice took a few steps back calmly, then ran into him: "Ah!!"
With a thud, the object was pushed away. The boy guarding the food somersaulted a few times and sat on the ground. Looking back, he found that it was a wooden board with a rune engraved on it. The rune read: Little glutton, try to steal the leftovers, fail, and roll out with a bang.
The boy guarding the meal: “…”
To be so mean, he must be a peacock!
Is it a big sin to eat some leftovers? The boy who was guarding the food felt very aggrieved. He stood up, brushed off the dust on his official robe, and was about to leave crying.
But at this time, the air fryer in the kitchen had expired and no one came to take care of it.
The boy guarding the meal went back, opened the air fryer, turned the chicken wings over, stuffed them back in, and reset the timer. He held his breath the whole time and was very stubborn and didn't even smell any aroma!
After doing all this, Tan Xiao came a step late, covering his mouth. Seeing the food-guarding boy sitting on top of the air fryer, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, the food-guarding boy is here."
The boy guarding the meal puffed out his chest proudly.
When the chicken wings were fried, Tan Xiao took them out. He put down his hand, and the boy who was guarding the meal realized that the spiritual master's lips had turned red before he even ate the spicy chicken wings. He waved his hand and said, "The spiritual master is getting angry, eat less fried food!"
"Uh, okay." Tan Xiao picked up a chicken wing and gave it to the boy guarding the meal, and poured a cup of Coke, "Thanks to you for guarding the meal for us."
Woo, the spiritual master is so nice, why should I care about Peacock’s cold words, he is just jealous of my good relationship with the spiritual master.
"Thank you, spiritual master." The boy guarding the meal took a bite of the crispy skin. The aroma of the fat burst in his mouth. The meat inside was still tender. He took a sip of Coke - wow, so satisfied.
For the boy who guards the food, this is a happy canteen after get off work.
2.
Jiao Guangquan received a message from Tan Xiao, asking him to go to Tan's house to find him.
——Because Jiao Guangquan is born with the ability to sense and photograph non-human creatures, Tan Xiao often uses Jiao Guangquan to work with him. And because Jiao Guangquan can take photos, he is often used for reviewing the situation afterwards.
Tan Xiao said that you should keep a low profile when you go there so as not to attract the attention of .
Jiao Guangquan is a new-age painted skin monster who is extremely good at and loves to transform himself. The last time he went there, he transformed himself into a neighbor whom he had met before but who had passed away some time ago. When he went to Tan Xiao's house and knocked on the door, he passed by the surrounding stores and scared the old neighbors so much that they went to Tan Xiao's house and bought several packs of amulets.
This time, Jiao Guangquan asked Tan Xiao first: "What would be a better look for me?"
Tan Xiao sent him a photo: "This is it, this is an employee of our company."
After adjusting the focal length and aperture to achieve a new image, I adjusted it again and again and felt there was no deviation. I rode my bike to Tan Xiao's house, but when I arrived at the door, I found that there was a crowd of people taking pictures behind me.
Someone else shouted: "I love you, honey!!"
"Baby, why did you come to Nanchu?"
Jiao Guanghuan: “…”
Jiao Guangquan held on to the bicycle, terrified, but at the same time he couldn't help but pose when someone turned on the flash.
At this time, the door opened and Tan Xiao saw the scene at the door: "......?!"
Tan Xiao and Jiao Guangquan looked at each other, speechless.
How could this happen? He was clearly just randomly looking through the photos in the employee group.
At this time, someone asked, wanting to know whether the star in front of them came to Nanchu to record a program, and even ran to the door of Tan Xiao's house - the spiritual master is quite well-known in Nanchu, and it seems like there is a program no matter how you look at it.
"Oh yes... let me take a look..." Jiao Guangquan answered vaguely and hid directly in Tan Xiao's yard, but the people outside the yard naturally refused to leave.
Tan Xiao: "I was thinking of doing something...!"
The more he thought about it, the more speechless he became. He opened the employee group and questioned the employee who posted a celebrity photo with the caption "I feel very beautiful today": [Why did you say this is you? ! I just realized that this is obviously a celebrity! ]
Employee: [[Crying loudly] [Crying loudly] Boss, you really are making me cry so hard, you are so good at it…]
Tan Xiao: [……]
This, alas...
Jiao Guangquan worked at Tan Xiao's house for several hours, and finally left in the guise of Tan Chunying. Passersby waited in ambush but could not see the star, so they had to conclude that the other party left through the back door.
After this incident was reported in the news, it did not attract much attention. It was also thanks to the crisis public relations of the 404 Office that the celebrity was urgently invited to Nanchu to do charity activities, and the process of visiting Tan Xiao's house was also arranged...
So for Focus Aperture, this is an office location where a riot could occur if you are not careful enough.
３.
The ghost marriage of Cheng Xueying and Wei Pusa Nu was arranged by Tan Xiao and witnessed by Kong Xuan.
So for them, the place where Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan are is also very meaningful, and they are never reluctant to promote it.
Therefore, not every now and then, but every once in a while, there are always some ghosts or monsters who are not sure whether to say they are well-informed or not, who come to Tan Xiao's house and knock on the door, usually in pairs, and kneel down when the door opens: "Please help me, sir."
Tan Xiao: "...What am I helping you with? What have you done wrong?"
"No, I heard that you are in charge of the Civil Affairs Bureau, so I hope you will give me a marriage certificate so that we can have a bright future and live together forever."
This is to get married.
"Master Spiritual Master, we want to get a divorce. I heard that the cool-off period for divorce is 200 years. Is that true?"
This is someone who wanted a divorce and believed the rumors.
"Hello, I am 123 years old, of good appearance and good character. My family has a tomb built during the Republic of China era, and several burial objects... My requirements for a spouse are that the race is not limited, and it is best if he has studied abroad..."
This is someone who wanted to find a wife and believed the rumors.
Tan Xiao had to write on the door: There is a peacock inside, please do not knock.
In most cases, the ghosts can be scared away. Some people have wilder ideas and knock on the door as usual. When the door is opened, they say, "I heard that His Majesty Peacock and the spiritual master are deeply in love and are truly a model couple. I would like to ask for your blessing and hope that we can be like you in the future."
When Kong Xuan heard this, Tan Xiao couldn't stop him and insisted on getting a marriage certificate...
Tan Xiao: "Once or twice is fine, are you really planning to take over Yue Lao's job?!"
Kong Xuan slammed the table and yelled back: "Yue Lao doesn't even have a wife, he is not worthy of his position!!"
Tan Xiao: "..."
...For Cheng Xueying, Wei Pusa Nu and a bunch of love-brained ghosts and monsters, this is the Civil Affairs Bureau and a matchmaking agency.
４.
Xionggui: It’s the hidden residence.
The place where Tan Xiao lives now is, of course, the Qiandi, without a doubt!
Although this place is not very welcoming to male vipers, they always suffer some stimulation or torture every time they come.
They even stole a Huabiao from the capital and placed it in Tan Xiao's yard.
Tan Xiao woke up and thought he was traveling in Beijing. When he woke up, he almost had a heart attack, "Where is this Huabiao?!"
At this moment, I'm afraid that anyone watching the flag-raising ceremony will notice that there is one flag missing from the Huabiao.
How could such a thing be brought here? Tan Xiao figured it out after a few thoughts, "Male Viper——"
Xiong Kui shouted: "Don't be afraid, Lingzi, the one in the capital has been replaced by a fake one."
"You also stole cultural relics," Tan Xiao said with a headache, "Do you want to go back for retraining?"
"We just hope that every time Lingzi goes out, he will remember that we are still waiting for him to come back." Xiong Kui said attentively, "And don't worry, we secretly replaced the Huabiao with a fake one because we were ordered to do so, because this old Huabiao was also affected by the Emperor's Blood."
Tan Xiao was shocked, "Has this pillar become a spirit?"
"No, no. " Xionggui pointed at the Huabiao, "It's the Jiaolong on the pillar. The dragon pattern actually sealed a real Jiao. It was awakened by the Emperor Liujiang before. I brought it back from my business trip. I'm in charge of the 404 Office."
It turns out to be a quest item.
Tan Xiao thought about it and said, "You can't put it in my house, right? How will my neighbors think of me?"
Xiong Kui said impatiently: "I think you have the qualities of an emperor."
"Get out!" Tan Xiao got up and went to see the dragon before dawn. He had an evil dragon tied to his bowstring, so he had some understanding of dragons. Logically, dragons were the ones who loved freedom the most, so it would be fine for them to let the male viper take care of them, but why would they be willing to coil around the pillar?
Tan Xiao asked in his pajamas: "What's wrong with you?"
The coiled dragon was very arrogant and ignored Tan Xiao.
Tan Xiao plucked the bowstring, and the evil dragon turned around and stretched out its head, with its beard sweeping across the pillar. "Little brother, I just asked you, what's wrong with you?"
Tan Xiao frowned for a moment, wondering who Nie Long learned this from. What big brother? How will the demon world think of me in the future? "Be careful with the way you address me."
"...Oh." Nielong thought for a moment and said, "Little bastard, big brother just asked you, what's wrong with you?"
Tan Xiao: "..."
Even though the evil dragon was sealed, it was still a dragon, and its bloodline naturally suppressed the dragon.
The dragon trembled and replied, "True Dragon, I was deceived by the Imperial Master, who said that if I stayed on the Huabiao for 500 years, I would become a dragon. So I was sealed for more than 500 years without moving, until I was awakened by the Emperor Liujiang. I didn't expect that I would not become a dragon after the time limit. Not only did I not become a dragon, but I also suffered a work-related injury."
"What kind of work-related injury?" Tan Xiao asked curiously, "You have protected it very well. After all, it is a cultural relic."
Jiaolong knew that this was his eldest brother's eldest brother, so he spoke honestly, "Yes, it's because I haven't been sitting still for a long time, and my posture is not right. Now my spine is scoliotic, and it hurts when I walk or fly. I can't adjust it for the time being, so I stay where I am, hoping for a good doctor..."
Tan Xiao: "..."
The evil dragon laughed long and said, "My clan has long understood this problem. It is truly a secret that is not passed on. No matter if you have one or two curves of scoliosis, or eighteen curves, follow my exercises every day, and you will be healthy again!"
...What the hell, Tan Xiao thought to himself, how come your dragon clan is the boss just because you have mastered the secret of fitness?
That makes sense, evil dragon also likes to twist around all day long. It turns out your posture is also unhealthy, not much better than us humans crossing our legs!
For the dragon, this place naturally became a hospital.
As for Tan Xiao, he looked at Kong Xuan thoughtfully afterwards: "Then don't you Phoenix clan have any secret recipes? For example, treating hair loss... Luo Yu."
He remembered that he had never seen a peacock shedding feathers in his home.
Kong Xuan: “…”
Tan Xiao: "..."
No way, no way, Peacock wouldn't secretly apply anti-hair loss lotion every day.
“…How dare you insult my Phoenix clan!” Kong Xuan rushed over and pinned Tan Xiao down… and kissed him without thinking.
Tan Xiao: "Hey, if you have something to say, just say it nicely. You can explain it... Woo."
The male viper, the evil dragon and the small dragon nearby all turned their heads away, unable to bear to watch.
Kong Xuan said he didn’t care what the insects thought, this was his home!
