Extra 5: Traveling through Chu Wang Tan Xiao
Tan Xiao woke up and found himself among carved beams and painted buildings. He was still wearing his wizard robe. People around him called him "Young Master Xiao" and their faces looked as if they wanted to say something but were hesitant.
After calling out to Kong Xuan several times in his heart but getting no response, Tan Xiao could only deal with the situation in front of him. Given that he had always been immune to hallucinations, this was unlikely to be an illusion.
Time travel? But the clothes on his body are still his own. Parallel universe? It is also possible. After all, in his mouth, he still seems to be "Tan Xiao".
etc……
Tan Xiao asked: "What country are we in?"
The attendants thought, "It's over. Prince Xiao has broken his brain. How can he succeed to the throne?" Someone answered Tan Xiao, "This is the State of Chu."
Tan Xiao was stunned. Chu State, Prince, could he be the future King of Chu?
Tan Xiao couldn't help but look up and shout, "Xionggui?"
Could this be the dream of the male viper?
The servants were even more terrified.
Is Gongzi Xiao really crazy?!
Tan Xiao was taken back, and the King of Chu here summoned a witch doctor to treat him.
The witch doctor found nothing unusual in Tan Xiao's mind and spirit, but the wizard robe he was wearing did not look like something from this world. The fabric and sewing were far beyond the times. It was heard that Young Master Xiao reappeared after being missing for a while, and his hair had become shorter. Could it be that he had gone to travel in heaven?
Tan Xiao: "...about the same."
The King of Chu was overjoyed and summoned Tan Xiao, asking him what he had seen and heard in heaven, and whether he could learn about the future situation of the Chu State from the immortals.
Tan Xiao didn't even know what year it was, or if it was a parallel universe, so he could only act like a sorcerer and said that the secret of heaven could not be revealed.
The King of Chu wanted to train Prince Xiao well, so he showed Tan Xiao the latest intelligence he had gathered about other countries. Tan Xiao tried to find clues from it, but after reading it, he didn't recognize any of the words. He didn't dare to say anything, and could only stare at the picture in a daze.
Fortunately, a confidant said: "Why are they all recorded in foreign languages? Did they buy them from foreigners?"
Oh, it’s not that I’m illiterate, it’s just that the characters were different at that time.
Tan Xiao sighed: "It is indeed troublesome, it should be unified."
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt everyone was staring at him, especially the King of Chu.
"Good, good, Master Xiao is ambitious!" The King of Chu was quite satisfied. "I am old, so Master Xiao will perform the sacrifice on my behalf next month."
Tan Xiao: "..."
Tan Xiao was afraid of being exposed, so he thought the less he said the less mistakes he made, and he seldom went out. He kept burning incense and praying to gods, trying to contact Kong Xuan or Yuan Feng.
This would be fine in other countries, but in the eyes of the Chu people:
Young Master Xiao indeed has great ambitions!
We Chu people are all about worshipping ghosts and gods, so burning good incense is better than anything else!
No wonder I heard that Young Master Xiao went to travel in heaven and the celestial clothes he wore looked like spiritual clothes. He will definitely follow you!
On the day of the sacrifice, Tan Xiao went to offer sacrifice on behalf of the King of Chu. He went all the way to Yuanfeng's temple. When he saw the statue of Kong Xuan there, he felt even more sad.
The sacrificial procedure was very long. Tan Xiao prayed devoutly in the temple, hoping to see Kong Xuan soon.
After finishing the work, Tan Xiao looked at the completely different scenery and sighed in his heart. He had been here for a long time, but this was the first time he felt like appreciating the world.
He silently wrote a poem on the wall: Dreams of spring with flowers and moon, incense and lamps illuminate the shrine...
Besides, when Kong Xuan arrived at this heaven, he said directly that he had a girlfriend. Yuan Feng thought that he had gone insane because of being single for too long, so she sealed his memory.
After a while, Yuanfeng, also known as Kong Xuan, and his younger brother Dapeng, the two brothers took over their mother's duties and went to receive incense from the human world.
Kong Xuan heard in the temple that the prince of Chu wanted to see him - there were people praying every day, and he had no intention of taking care of worldly affairs during this period of time. Only at this time, because he was acting on behalf of his mother, he heard it with his own ears.
Dapeng also heard it and said arrogantly: "This Young Master Xiao is dreaming, can you see the gods whenever you want?"
But Kong Xuan didn't say anything. If it were any other time, Kong Xuan would have definitely started to curse.
Kong Xuan took another look at Young Master Xiao. For some reason, he felt his heart pounding, which was very different from usual.
I also saw Master Xiao writing a poem in the temple.
The ink was dripping, and Gongzi Xiao had already left. Kong Xuan showed up to see it, and after reading it, he became furious: "Gongzi Xiao dared to write obscene poems to tease me. This is the behavior of King Zhou of Shang!"
Although Dapeng had laughed at it just now, he couldn't help scratching his head at this moment: "This seems to be a description of the scenery."
"How can I not see it?" Kong Xuan scolded, "This is using the scenery to express emotion!"
Dapeng: “?”
Kong Xuan was doing reading comprehension crazily, and he insisted that what Gongzi Xiao meant was to tease him, His Majesty the Peacock, so he left Dapeng alone to do the work while he went down to the lower world to take revenge.
Dapeng: “…”
Tan Xiao returned to the palace. Because he had not seen Kong Xuan for a long time, he was very sad and wrote down several recipes necessary for time travel, such as soap, glass, gunpowder, castration of boars, and postpartum care of sows.
He was writing happily when he saw a halo of light in front of him, heavenly music playing, and someone solemnly called out to him in a reverberant voice: "Young Master Xiao, do you admit your guilt..."
When Tan Xiao looked up, he saw this person standing in front of him with his hands behind his back and feathers on his head. His expression was so easy to recognize.
He put down his pen and rushed over to Kong Xuan, hugging him: "Kong Xuan?! Is that you?"
Kong Xuan was so frightened that he cut off the fairy music and reverberation, and all the special effects disappeared He looked at the person in his arms in shock, and after a long while he said, "...Yes."
Without saying a word, Tan Xiao hugged Kong Xuan's neck and put his lips together. Feeling Kong Xuan's lips slightly open, he also stuck out his tongue. For a moment, he felt Kong Xuan inexplicably excited and tried his best to probe...
The two kissed passionately.
Tan Xiao only separated a little, "Woo, where have you been?"
He just moved a little further away, and Kong Xuan came forward like a puppy, licking him mindlessly as if he had never been kissed before.
Tan Xiao felt something was wrong and held Kong Xuan's face, "Hurry up and tell me."
Kong Xuan's mind was in a mess. He had wanted to seek revenge, but he was seduced by the other party and lost everything. He thought he still had to keep a proper attitude, but in fact, what he said was totally irrelevant: "I just accepted the incense on behalf of my mother, and I saw you praying. So I came to see you."
Tan Xiao felt something was wrong when he heard this, and then he remembered that Kong Xuan seemed to have called him "Young Master Xiao" just now. He immediately let go of Kong Xuan: Could it be that this was not the Kong Xuan in his family, but the Kong Xuan from another timeline or parallel universe?
"Sorry, I may have recognized the wrong bird." Tan Xiao sighed.
Kong Xuan's face suddenly turned ugly, and his heart was broken. "You are so good, Young Master Xiao. You teased me with obscene poems first, and then abandoned me. I will make you pay the price!"
Tan Xiao: “…Ah?”
What obscene poetry?
What a big misunderstanding.
Tan Xiao frowned and explained to Kong Xuan.
"What do you mean by maybe it's me, maybe it's not me now?" Kong Xuan had forgotten the basics of physics and it was a bit difficult to understand. He only knew that Tan Xiao probably meant that they had a past relationship. He said with a dark face, "You made up an excuse, right? Just tell me, can we still kiss?"
As expected of you, Tan Xiao said: "...Not for now."
Kong Xuan was so angry that he stormed out. How could he, a peacock, be inferior to someone else - even though that person was himself?
Before Tan Xiao could stop him, Kong Xuan had already disappeared in a huff.
In a trance, he recalled that when he was in high school, he hadn't yet recognized Kong Xuan, and if he praised Kong Que, Kong Xuan would get angry... Alas, he couldn't change this habit of making himself jealous.
The next time they met was not long after the old King of Chu passed away and Tan Xiao succeeded to the throne.
Tan Xiao had been in constant contact with Kong Xuan these days. He now knew that Kong Xuan must have heard it, but just didn't listen to his explanation. Tan Xiao also told Kong Xuan about his ascension to the throne.
All the ministers saw that during Tan Xiao's succession ceremony, two phoenixes flew in from the sky, immediately knelt on the ground, and shouted, "God bless the King of Chu."
Tan Xiao was delighted and recognized it as Peacock's original form, so he asked Kong Xuan to stay.
When Kong Xuan heard Dapeng let slip that he seemed to be possessed some time ago, he knew that what Tan Xiao said must be true, so he brought Dapeng with him to support Tan Xiao's ascension to the throne.
But his anger was not completely gone yet. He flew around and heard Tan Xiao calling him. He became even more proud and pretended to fly away.
Tan Xiao was also getting anxious. He had been here for a long time, but Kong Xuan ignored him and was still angry with him. He picked up a bow and arrow and aimed at Kong Xuan, threatening: "Will you still run away?"
Kong Xuan was moved and said to Dapeng: "He loves me so much, you go back first."
Dapeng: “…”
Dapeng's brain was dry and he couldn't figure out the logic behind this.
Tan Xiao finally brought Kong Xuan back to the palace, and also learned that Kong Xuan had lost his memory.
"It's not so easy to remove the Yuanfeng Seal, unless I can be aroused to great emotions again. Moreover, Yuanfeng is in retreat, and all matters are left to me and Dapeng." Kong Xuan speculated on how to restore his memory.
He saw Tan Xiao lowering his head, looking embarrassed: "Why not tonight..."
Kong Xuan understood and said modestly, "If you have any ideas, just tell me. I will definitely agree to them."
Tan Xiao took out a large stack of papers that he had recently made. It was filled with questions that he had prepared to teach people out of boredom. He took out a physics question and said, "You stayed up all night to do these."
"..." Kong Xuan felt a headache after just one look.
Kong Xuan frantically did 800 sets of physics problems, and with the stimulation of Ye De and Tan Xiaoqin, he finally recovered his memory.
The young couple reunited and finally worked out a plan. They decided to try to set up a formation and return to their original time and space on the next Gengshen day when Emperor Liujiang descended. They didn't know who the original King of Chu was here, so they had to ask him to come back and take responsibility.
Before that, Tan Xiao, the King of Chu, still has to do his job.
It was also at this time that the ministers persuaded the newly enthroned King of Chu to expand his harem.
Tan Xiao broke out in a cold sweat, fearing that Kong Xuan would soon curse the Chu Kingdom to have no harvest. He held his forehead and said weakly, "I am ill..."
He added: "Damage."
The ministers: “…”
This statement obviously failed to stop the ministers from speaking out. They just couldn't accept that the new king, who had received auspicious signs from heaven when he ascended the throne, actually had a serious illness. So they chased Tan Xiao and demanded that he perform rituals and give him medicine.
At that time, Kong Xuan could no longer tolerate it. He no longer hid himself, but went directly in and out of the palace and openly took the King of Chu to have sex with him.
The ministers fainted outside the palace and cried, "Boss, you are lying. You said you have a serious illness."
Tan Xiao got up and said awkwardly: "My disease is so severe that I cannot recognize people..."
The officials cried even more sadly when they heard this : "You don't recognize her face? Great, you clearly want us to marry her based on her looks!"
Tan Xiao: "..."
No, how come your reading comprehension is better than Kong Xuan’s?
I can't stay in this world for another day.
Tan Xiao handed out the "High School Physics" listlessly, "Since your reading comprehension is so good, learn these. If you score below 90 points in the monthly exam, you will be disqualified from the audience."
Everyone was so anxious that they pointed at Kong Xuan.
Tan Xiao: "He will take the exam with you. If you can't even pass the test of the evil concubine who ruins the country, you'd better give up."
The ministers: “… !”
Tan Xiao: You never expected it, I am so cunning, I arranged a repeater among you...
