Chapter 96: Horse Racing
Over here, the Eggplant and Winter Melon Team was having fun, with gifts constantly pouring in in the live broadcast room, making it very lively.
On the other hand, the live broadcast room of Mr. Ma, who is also the main anchor of Shark today, is even more popular!
Because compared to Eggplant, whose performance fluctuates, Teacher Ma focuses on stability!
There is a flight every ten minutes steadily!
"Hey - little boss, Lippi? Very Lippi..."
The sound of bullets hitting the jeep was endless, clanging.
As the car body continued to be hit by bullets, the front hood of the car gradually caught fire.
Teacher Ma on the hill knew that if he was hit again, the car would explode, so he didn't have time to brake, but pushed open the door with his backhand, turned sideways and jumped out of the car with smooth movements.
Then, he pulled out a rifle from behind, assumed a standard shooting posture, and fired back in the direction of the house where the bullet came from!
Da-da-da! Da-da-da-da-da—
Flames spurted out from the muzzle, and hot shell casings scattered all over the ground.
The jeep without brakes slid down the hill, and Mr. Ma cleverly used the jeep as a cover, fighting as he moved.
It was like the coordination between infantry and tanks, shooting while moving, which was so cool that it attracted exclamations from netizens!
Seeing the comments on the barrage, Teacher Ma also smiled proudly.
"This is called on-the-spot response. Hey, you know, you have to pay attention to all the available cover on the battlefield at all times."
As he was talking, the car was sliding faster and faster onto the asphalt road.
The sudden change in height forced Mr. Ma to run a few steps to catch up with the jeep, while still explaining:
"For example, right now, we can be gliding in the jeep—"
But the words haven't been finished yet!
There was a clanging sound, and the jeep seemed to have run over a rock, causing the body of the car to shake violently.
With a change of direction, the car actually drew an arc and turned back, and the rear end of the car instantly hit Teacher Ma!
"Why!"
Then I heard Teacher Ma scream!
Immediately afterwards, a muffled sound was heard!
Boom!
The next second, Mr. Ma, who had just been explaining enthusiastically, instantly turned into a flying man and was sent flying like a rag doll.
[You ran over yourself with a vehicle]
The barrage of comments instantly made people laugh!
“Hahahahahahahahahaha——”
'Wow, this is such a great show, Mr. Ma!'
'It's getting fierce. I saw the car pushing people with its buttocks.'
'Live Genius'
"Then the jeep suddenly changed direction while sliding, turned back and hit me to death, forming a triangle kill (dog head)"
"It's that Marsh spin again."
'Fuck, I laughed my ass off! This is such a fucking unfair way to die, hahahahahahaha'
"That's far from the truth..."
"It must be included in the classics and passed down through the ages."
'I was about to fall asleep, but I woke up with laughter, hahahahahaha...'
"……"
The audience burst into laughter, and Teacher Ma himself couldn't hold back:
"Heheheha——What a way to die——It's very annoying——"
Gifts were flying all over the live broadcast room.
However, Teacher Ma has a very good attitude.
After all, he has already jumped with a parachute more than ten times in more than an hour since the show started.
The way he dies is different each time, and the audience can tell at a glance that Teacher Ma is not deliberately creating a show effect - he is really a wimp.
After some tidying up!
Teacher Ma boarded the plane again.
At the same time, the Yuwan handicap was also opened - guessing whether the host's single game could last more than 10 minutes this time.
Buzz——Hulu——
soon!
When the plane flew to the top of City P, Teacher Ma seized the opportunity again and jumped.
Fall rapidly, adjust direction, and open the parachute near the ground.
Although Mr. Ma's shooting and operation are very poor, it has to be admitted that his skydiving skills have been adequately trained through the number of restarts that far exceeds that of an ordinary person.
The audience couldn't help but exclaim in amazement -
"Teacher Ma's umbrella is something special."
"Hou Lixie, other players are still in the sky, but Teacher Ma is already there."
'He's really that extreme athlete.'
"It's hard to imagine how amazing Mr. Ma's skydiving skills would be if this night continued."
'Hahahahahahaha you guys are so cool'
"The key is to play P city and this house every time. It feels like Mr. Ma has formed muscle memory on it."
"Another precise landing. Teacher Ma is awesome. He is much more reliable than those stupid people like Eggplant."
' The first day of missing eggplant and crying'
“Hahahahahahaha…”
However!
Just as the audience was amazed at Mr. Ma’s superb skydiving skills, which enabled him to be the first to arrive in P City and occupy advantageous terrain to plunder supplies!
Plop!
Sudden!
Then, from the other end of the rooftop, I heard the sound of an umbrella being folded and falling to the ground!
“Yo——?”
Not to mention the audience, even Lao Ma was shocked!
I thought I was the best at parachuting, but I didn't expect there was someone who could match me. Whose general is this? !
Look up!
Not far away, a female player with twin ponytails landed simultaneously.
He rolled forward and picked up an S686 double-barreled shotgun on the ground!
Before Teacher Ma could react!
Shoot him twice!
Bang bang!
The shotgun, commonly known as the sprayer by players, has great lethality at close range, especially the S686 gun.
At this distance, even if the person is wearing armor, a hit to the chest can kill instantly.
However!
Just when Lao Ma thought he was going to be killed again!
The sound of reloading was heard.
When I opened my eyes, I saw the girl with twin ponytails clumsily loading bullets into the barrel of the gun.
Then look at the health value in your UI - not a drop less.
Lao Ma was overjoyed!
There are actually such bad players!
He immediately took a quick step and picked up another S12k shotgun beside him. With a click, the bullet was loaded:
"Oh, oh, oh, oh - little boss, are you done fighting? Is it my turn?"
Boom boom boom boom!
The five bullets in the magazine were fired one after another, the muzzle jumped left and right, and thick smoke billowed.
And when the smoke cleared, it was seen that the two ponytails were still standing, with full health!
A moment!
Both of them were stunned!
Then, they all jumped up at the same time, twisted their bodies to reload bullets, and started shooting!
Suddenly, gunshots rang out on the rooftop. Two figures chased each other and began to circle around the only low wall shelter on the rooftop!
Bang bang!
Boom boom boom boom!
Snap, snap—
Bang bang!
Boom boom boom boom!
Snap, snap—
The comments were so shocking!!!
'ah???'
"I really like what a PUBG player said - huh?"
"Equally matched! Equally matched opponents!"
"It's my turn now."
"Sure enough, a player who lands so quickly must have some skills."
"Yes, but I only have two brushes and have never used a gun."
'"race"'
'When Bole comes, he has to say that the horse is good'
'When Xiao Fugui comes, I have to say the food is good'
"I really can't stand it—"
"That's too much. You're actually growing rice in my mouth!"
'It's so delicious hahahahaha'
'It's broken! My rice cooker started cooking by itself!'
'This competition is not boring, two chefs are cooking wonderfully!'
'The first month of the year is the New Year, the first day of the New Year (dancing)'
"What is Errenzhuan?"
'Help me, I'm laughing and I'm out of oxygen.'
“Hahahahahahaha…”
This outrageous scene caused a sensation in the barrage!
Too much!
The two of them negotiated for half a minute!
The fighting went on till it was dark and chaotic, causing the players passing by downstairs to look sideways in fear, thinking that there were at least seven or eight people fighting in the building!
finally!
As Teacher Ma fired the last bullet from his magazine!
Boom!
The twin ponytails finally fell to the ground and turned into a small square box.
"call--"
Teacher Ma looked at the S12K with smoke coming out of the barrel and breathed a sigh of relief:
"Fortunately, I am one step ahead!"
Just about to go up and lick the bag!
Then a female voice with a child's voice came out from the public microphone, with admiration: "Wow - you are so good at body movement, can you teach me? I'm a broadcaster! I can take you to TV!"
The girl's voice had a slight Shonan accent, which sounded cute and a little funny.
Hearing the girl's words, Mr. Ma was stunned. He looked at the tens of millions of views of his live broadcast room and couldn't help but laugh:
"Really? What's your name? Can I go check out your live studio?"
"You go to Shark and search for 'a little dumpling'!"
The girl said openly:
“Although I’m just a new anchor now, I will definitely be very popular in the future!”
"If you become my master now, you will have a bright future ahead of you—"
Tuanzi's words made Teacher Ma laugh so hard that he opened his mouth to introduce himself.
Teacher Ma is an honest person.
But the barrage audience cheered!
'Bring! Bring! Bring!'
"Teacher Ma, please don't tell me who you are! Isn't this a great show?"
'Oh my god! This is my favorite part of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!'
"A group of rockets, please don't tell me who you are, please."
'Gift crab! The boss is generous!'
'What the hell is hush money!'
'Brother Yanzi is awesome hahahahaha...'
The instantaneous explosion of the barrage also reminded Lao Ma, so he nodded and said, "Thanks - Mr. Ma's Pi Yanzi sent a group of rockets. Thank you, boss."
Then, the public microphone was turned on again:
"I just watched your live broadcast room and I think it's very promising. Well, let's go out and form a team. I, Grassland Viper, won't let you down, okay."
"yeah!"
At the same time, Tuanzi cheered in his live broadcast room:
"I have a master too!"
She has actually been a live streamer for nearly a year, and has always been in the alliance area. Her live broadcast room is not very popular, and the number of live viewers usually does not exceed a hundred.
This time, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds was launched, and Tuanzi also saw the popularity of this game, so he resolutely applied to the official and moved to the PUBG area, participating in this new anchor recruitment activity with a new look.
However, she did not have a very good talent for gaming, and as soon as she entered the game, she felt the malice of this second-generation FPS battle royale.
Skydiving again and again , getting killed again and again, everyone here seems to be better than her.
However, Tuanzi did not lose heart. Instead, after dying again and again, he regrouped and boarded the flight again.
At the same time, he is also looking for a master in the game who can teach him his skills.
However, everyone seemed to be very busy and had no time to pay attention to a small anchor like her whose live broadcast room was deserted. Some people even spoke ill of her.
And this time!
She finally met a kind player.
Although this man's shooting skills seemed less than ideal, in Tuanzi's opinion, being able to kill him proved that this man was stronger than himself!
"Hehe, add my master! Someone will lead us~"
Tuanzi is very happy.
He didn't even notice that the popularity of his live broadcast room had jumped from less than 500 to over 100,000 in the blink of an eye, and was still rising at an alarming rate.
…
soon!
The two of them formed a team!
The audience is going crazy with anticipation!
Two top gold medal chefs faced off on the rooftop, holding shotguns, and it took nearly fifty shots to decide the winner within a distance of ten meters!
The effect of live broadcasting together is simply unimaginable!
'Combination of the century !'
'Wait for the effects to explode!'
'I would call this combination the strongest on the entire live streaming platform!'
'Fuck! The popularity of Mr. Ma's live broadcast room has reached 50 million! Awesome!'
"Fuck, don't keep going over there. Tuanzi's live broadcast room has almost 500,000 hits. It's time to expose your ass."
'Hurry up and start! My meal is here! I only ordered rice today, and I'm counting on you two to eat it with me!'
'The most powerful live electronic mustard tuber! '
'I have already started recording the screen, and the main theme is an unforgettable experience...'
'You guys are outrageous hahahahahahaha...'
Highly anticipated!
The two formed a team and boarded the flight.
Buzz——
The familiar roar of the airplane engine sounded again. Tuanzi looked at the Grassland Viper Master beside him and felt relieved:
"Master! Where do we jump?"
This time, the plane's route was slightly off, closer to the southwest, and no longer the P City route that the two were familiar with.
After a moment's thought, Lao Ma marked a point at a group of small houses on the south side of P City:
"Well, let's jump here first, and after we have looted all the equipment, we will go into P City and plan our great cause!"
"good--!!!"
Tuanzi nodded:
"I always listen to my master!"
That’s it!
The two looked at each other, and without any hesitation, they jumped off the plane.
The elegance of their postures and the skillfulness of their movements are breathtaking. One has to admit that when it comes to skydiving, these two are almost invincible among all the anchors.
Rustle——
The two of them headed straight for the small housing area.
However, what they didn't expect was that not far from them, there was also a pair of players flying towards the small house area.
Then, another group of players’ voices came out from the public microphone: “We have occupied this room area. We urge you to leave quickly, or we will send you to the next flight.”
Occupying the small housing area and blocking the main urban area is a relatively common and cunning way of playing.
Obviously, the pair of players next to Master Ma and his apprentice thought so.
However, they seemed to be too confident and had no idea about the existence of the two people on the same skydiving route as them!
"cut!"
Then the little girl laughed disdainfully, and the child's voice rang out in the air:
"I'll return this to you. I advise you to run away quickly. My master and I are very powerful!"
"Hahaha, childish—"
Hearing this, the narrator's team couldn't help but burst into laughter:
"Kid, let me tell you! We two brothers are known as the Wild Kings of Erangel. We are invincible in the wild. As long as we have a gun, we can shoot through all the small houses! May I ask what special skills you have?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Lao Ma clasping his fists in the air:
"Oh? So it's the Wild King of Erangel? My apologies! I've heard of your name for a long time, and I know that you can kill everyone in the wild area with just one gun, but the premise is——"
"Can you get a gun?"
That’s it!
The old horse laughed, accelerated again in the air, and dived down to the ground!
And Tuanzi beside him also followed the master closely, like a fish swimming in shallow water!
What the hell?!
The brothers Erangel and Yewang were stunned.
Are these two crazy people?
They were about to reach the ground, but instead of opening their parachutes, why did they accelerate towards the ground?
Grab the gun?
That requires life, right?!
For a moment, King Erangel was a little panicked and couldn't help shouting: "What a joke! Do you think you can grab the gun like this? You can't even open your umbrella at this speed!"
After hearing this, the two wild kings became frightened and no longer dared to gamble their lives with Master Ma and his apprentice. They opened their parachutes and slowed down their speed as they fell to the ground.
It seemed that in their eyes, these two people were already doomed.
But the next second!
It seemed that Master Ma and his apprentice were about to fall to the ground and die.
But in that split second!
Whoosh! Whoosh!
The two parachutes suddenly opened!
The umbrella stays in the air for only one second, making it easy to fold it up on the rooftop of the small house!
The timing of opening the parachute is precise to the millimeter, allowing Lao Ma and Tuanzi to take absolute control of the initiative!
Rustle——
As the umbrella automatically folds up!
On the terrace, there were a man and a woman standing there, one holding a submachine gun and the other holding a shotgun!
muzzle!
Pointing directly at the Wild King duo who were still floating in the air!
“Hey? Hey, hey hey hey hey hey——!!!”
at this time!
The Wild King duo, who were still floating in the air, finally realized what kind of top extreme athletes they were competing with for the housing area!
They are indeed excellent marksmen, but as Lao Ma said -
To be good at shooting, you must first have a gun.
Next second!
Then Lao Ma laughed rudely: "Yo-ho-ho-yo, little boss, it's uncomfortable-"
Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of gunfire in the small house area!
Dadadadada——
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Accompanied by dense gunfire, the desperate and helpless rage of the Wild King duo resounded through the sky:
"Shameless! Despicable! If you dare, let me get the gun!"
"You will be court-martialed for attacking paratroopers!"
“You guys have no moral principles—fuck!”