Chapter 95: There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no quality in the quality square

"We're done! Let's get started!"
8pm! PUBG is online on time!
Following the classic wave of wiping his mouth with a curtain, Liu Peiqia threw down his bowl and chopsticks and couldn't wait to get into the motion sensing cabin.
At this time, in the voice channel, Liu Di, Donggua and Xiaohei were ready.
"Here it comes..."
Eggplant was in a panic, while purchasing and downloading PUBG, he said:
"I'll finish the meal soon."
Relying on powerful bandwidth support, generally speaking, the transmission speed of the special network line of the somatosensory cabin is much faster than that of the general PC platform.
"Stop talking nonsense, log in, I'll be waiting for you."
Mr. Di and his colleagues were also ready.
Not long!
Eggplant download completed and entered the game.
"I'm fine! Pull me, pull me!"
Although the game has not started yet, just entering the game has made Eggplant and others extremely excited.
After all, they have waited too long for this game.
They waited for five full months, and like all other players, they spent the entire period by looking at promotional images.
At this time, the live broadcast room barrage was also a lively scene -
'It's the New Year! It's the New Year!'
'WDNMD is finally here! I've been waiting so long!'
'Hahahaha the classic 16+ small standard is up, it's just right'
"Damn it, now everyone who has a motion sensing cabin is probably using it, and only people like me who don't have a motion sensing cabin are watching the live broadcast here pitifully."
"Stop talking, the male college student is about to cry out loud."
'I asked yesterday, and it is said that the somatosensory bar here will be able to pre-load it tomorrow, Wuhu! '
'I just wanted to see if there was any skydiving'
'I don't know. Brother Qie and the other four are probably the fastest on the entire live streaming platform. I haven't seen any other anchors start yet.'
'Hurry up! If you slow down, other anchors will take away your traffic!'
'Speed, speed!'
"……"
Under the urging of the audience, Eggplant and his four friends quickly organized a team!
"Get ready, get ready, get ready—"
"Get started!"
Following Eggplant's excited shout!
The game begins!
The live broadcast room was bustling with noise and gifts flying everywhere!
It can be seen that everyone's enthusiasm for this game is indeed very high. Even the FPS zone users who have always been focusing on companionship and not spending coins on it, are now applying for cards in groups, and some are even giving away airplanes and rockets.
And this is just entering the game, the competition has not yet begun!
As the scene in front of me flashed!
Four people entered an abandoned square.
Eggplant looked up.
I saw an abandoned plane parked in a square as big as two football fields.
It is surrounded by hills on the east and sea water on the west, making it an independent preparation area.
And now!
There were nearly a hundred people on the square!
Some people were running and jumping, some were practicing crawling and sliding, some were punching each other to show friendship, and some were jumping up and down around the abandoned plane!
In the lively public microphone, the voices are noisy.
"Fuck! There are more than a hundred of them!"
'Are we going to skydive later? Or will it be randomly assigned?'
"Idiot! Take my punch! Hahahahahaha——"
'Come on, everyone, look at me, I have something to announce - I am an idiot!!!'
"Is there no one in this world that you care about?"
'You're really cruel, bro'
'The Internet is not a lawless place...'
"It's a 16+ game, the main theme is freedom..."
"……"
For a moment, there were loud shouting and yelling in the square, both male and female voices, just like a group of crows having a meeting, caw non-stop!
“Fuck—”
Liu Di was shocked:
"This is too awesome, right? Are they all alive?"
"Of course!"
Xiao Hei said:
"Didn't you see the heads-up display in the upper right corner showing that the game is full of 100 people? I guess there are too many people playing and the server doesn't have enough space."
"Gosh, goose, goose, goose..."
Upon hearing this, Eggplant excitedly let out a goose cry, wishing he could join the battlefield immediately.
These are all real people!
A huge brawl involving hundreds of people!
In the end, only one team will survive!
Thinking about this, Eggplant couldn't suppress his excitement. An idea suddenly came to his mind. He ran to the old plane and climbed onto its wing:
"Listen to me! Listen to me!"
Eggplant has a loud voice, and when he yelled, all the players nearby looked over.
Eggplant, who was occupying the commanding heights, raised his arms and shouted:
"I'm the anchor! I declare! From now on! In this game, I'll kill anyone I see! If you know what's good for you, come over and let me kill you !"
Speaking of which!
Then a cannon shot was heard, like a muffled thunder, over the square.
Then, the countdown numbers appeared in the center of everyone’s heads-up display!
Seeing that the time was right, Eggplant also said arrogantly:
"I will never change my name, my name is——"
"Winter! Melon! Strong!"
Buzz——
moment!
The players in the square were blown away!
They raised their fists, yelled Dongguaqiang's name, and rushed towards Eggplant, ready for a gang fight!
However, at this time, the countdown also returned to zero!
All the players' eyes went dark and the public microphone was turned off.
And Donggua's roar also remained in the team's voice:
"Eggplant! You are an idiot!!!"
The live broadcast effect is excellent!
The audience laughed so hard that they took off——
'Liu Peijia is such a jerk'
"I couldn't hold back the last sentence, 'I'm Donggua Qiang'"
"The main point is that I am the one who can show off, and my brothers are the ones who can get beaten up."
'Too cheap'
'Brother Qie understands the effects of the show'
'Is this something a human being could do?'
'But having said that, this Quality Plaza is really interesting! '
'Hahahahahaha God damn quality square'
'There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no quality in the quality square, which is reasonable'
“Hahahahahaha…”
Donggua cursed in the team voice channel for a full half minute!
until!
The roar of the plane's engine was heard.
hiss--
Instantly, the four members of the team stopped joking around and took a deep breath.
Following right on!
A strong airflow blew, and everyone opened their eyes in an uproar!
However, they were standing at the cabin door, exactly as they did in the promotional video.
Right under your feet is the sky ten thousand meters high!
“Ohhhhh——”
moment!
There was a cry of surprise throughout the cabin!
Although, players seem to have already assumed that skydiving will definitely be a setting in this game.
But when the actual game footage was shown before our eyes, everyone couldn't help but be shocked!
There was also a sound of surprise on the barrage——
"Oh my god, there's skydiving!"
"I can only say that you are worthy of me! Golden Wind!"
'No one knows what players want better than Brother Shengzi—'
'Jump the speed to see the effect'
"This jump is absolutely awesome"
"It's obvious that the skydiving is worth the price, but he even gave me a shooting game as a gift. It really makes me cry."
"Try it now, I'm dying of jealousy if I can't play it..."
Following the urging of the audience!
The four of them looked at each other and were eager to try.
Because, while they were hesitating, many players had already jumped off the plane.
Several people also knew that at this moment, the sooner they jumped down, the more supplies they would get and the more favorable the situation would be.
"Where to jump?"
As he spoke, Xiao Hei opened the map UI.
We saw that this flight was flying from west to east, and its route was relatively central.
"Um--"
After a moment of silence, Liu Di said:
"Or let's go to P City. It looks like there are more houses here, so I guess we'll have plenty of supplies."
P City is located in the middle of the map. The entire residential area is quite large. At this moment, it is right below their route, which seems to be a good choice.
Since it was the first time to play, no one knew what was going on, so we agreed and decided to jump to P City.
"Let's go!"
Said let’s go!
Liu Di took the lead and leaped into the air!
The other three were not willing to be left behind and jumped off the plane one after another!
call--
The sound of the wind was ringing in my ears, and the housing area on the ground was rapidly expanding before my eyes.
The feeling of weightlessness is like a shot of adrenaline, making you want to scream out in joy!
"Wu-hu-!!!"
"Fuck, this is so cool!"
“It’s just like real skydiving!”
“…”
The four people who had such a novel experience in the game for the first time cheered loudly!
As their bodies fell rapidly, the four people's hands all touched the pull rings of the parachute bags.
but!
But no one was willing to be the first to open the parachute!
"Boss Di, why don't you open your umbrella?"
"Brother, we are playing to the limit. Are you afraid?"
"I'm not afraid of shit. Let's see who can open their parachute the last four of us!"
"Come on! Let's compete! Whoever opens the parachute last will be the best!"
"Damn, you are just bragging. I won't open this umbrella today!"
“…”
The inexplicable competition among the four people made the audience burst into laughter——
'Chinese men who want to be strong all their lives'
"After all, no one can refuse the praise of "You are awesome""
"Extreme sports, huh? You guys are losing money by selling this game for 98"
'Hahahahaha what do I rely on for an outrageous competition'
"Damn it, you four beasts are really not going to open your umbrellas?!"
'It's almost hitting the ground!'
"……"
As the audience exclaimed!
At this moment, the four people's faces also changed color.
After all, with the support of the full-sensory system, the experience of skydiving is almost real.
So, when they saw the rapidly enlarging ground and heard the fierce sound of the wind, even though they knew it was a game, they still couldn't help but feel frightened!
Xiao Hei couldn't help himself first: "Fuck, Mr. Di, open your umbrella!"
"I won't open it! You open it! If you open it, I will open it right away!" Liu Di said stubbornly.
"You go first!"
"You go first!"
"If you don't open it, I won't open it either!"
"If you don't open it, I won't open it either!"
"You're a fucking repeater!"
The two of them were talking back and forth, and the atmosphere became increasingly heated!
Just when the two sides were in a stalemate!
The eggplant next to him couldn't stand it anymore and cried out in fear:
"WDNMD I'm driving!"
Whoosh——!!!
The eggplant's umbrella opened, and the winter melon next to it followed closely!
Seeing that someone was the first to give up, Liu Di and Xiao Hei breathed a sigh of relief and smiled at each other: "Haha, they are scared, we win--"
The words haven't finished yet.
Bang!
Bang!
Snap——
The sounds of heavy objects falling to the ground were heard one after another.
The two figures slammed heavily on the roof, bounced back, flew directly out of the railing of the roof, fell off the roof, and became two corpses.
Hula——
Then, two figures with parachutes landed on the roof.
Looking at the two neatly stacked boxes on the roof and the two bodies on the ground, Eggplant shook his head:
"...You two are so stupid. I am really fed up with you."
The barrage of comments all burst into laughter——
'To die of stubbornness'
"I let you do extreme exercise, but I didn't ask you to commit suicide."
'Hahahahaha that's outrageous'
'It's over before it even started'
"Are you really here to skydive, buddy?"
"You call this skydiving? At least you need a parachute to skydive, right?"
"It was fine when I got off the plane, but it turned into a small box when I landed."
'He hit the ground and died hahahahahahaha...'
"……"
The audience exclaimed it was outrageous and burst into laughter.
At this moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon also put away their parachutes, and then they heard Winter Melon shout:
"Oh my god! Brother Qie, look!"
Hearing the sound, Eggplant followed Winter Melon's line of sight and looked -
Figures were moving back and forth in the streets and alleys of P City. Muffled gunshots echoed through the streets and alleys, creating an intense atmosphere of rampant killing!
And now!
The two people standing on the rooftop in the middle of P City have a panoramic view of all of this!
Fighting, gunfire, blood, roars...
Elements that are enough to ignite all the passionate emotions in a person converge and flow at this moment, impacting the nerves of the two people.
The shocking images make one's blood boil, and the sound of gunfire echoing throughout the city makes one nervous and excited.
Without a doubt.
Gu Sheng did it.
All his previous promises at the Asian Games were now fully demonstrated in the game.
And now!
The only task given to the players!
Just devote yourself to this killing game!
Kill your opponents and become the king of this island!
Snap, snap, snap——
Just as the two were still marveling at this chaotic scene!
Suddenly!
The sound of footsteps was heard.
Looking down, they saw a player with a crew cut and wearing a white vest entering the room at their feet.
Donggua immediately let out a strange cry: "Brother Qie! Brother Qie, someone is coming up!"
Qiezi also saw it, and the passion that had just been ignited made him shout: "DNM catch him! Go go go go!!!"
However, their teammates were too stupid and killed themselves before the fight even started.
However, at this moment they still had two people.
But there was only one person who had just entered the house.
For a moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon were full of confidence. They kicked open the door to the rooftop and rushed down the stairs!
Eggplant takes the lead!
When I turned the corner, I happened to see the young man with a crew cut who had just jumped up.
The two sides looked at each other, were stunned, and then raised their fists at the same time!
Since no one has found a gun, let’s decide the outcome with our fists!
"...Fuck him! Fuck him! He's alone! Fuck him to death!!!"
All I heard was Eggplant's loud shout!
Then, he swung his fist and hit him!
At this time, there is no need to talk about martial ethics!
When Donggua heard the call, he had no moral bottom line at all and rushed forward shouting!
Buzz——
Bang! Snap! Boom!
"Oh shit, stop hitting me, stop hitting me, I'm the anchor..."
The sound of fists hitting flesh rang out in the narrow stairwell.
Just twenty seconds!
The sounds of fighting subsided.
Then I saw——
The young man with a crew cut was still standing there, staring at Donggua who was shivering in the corner and twisting his neck.
At his feet, there lay a corpse and a small box.
Donggua looked at the eggplant carcasses that had already been packed into a box, and then looked at the sandbag-sized fist of the crew-haired boxing champion.
I couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
There was a hint of flattery in his tone:
“Haha, bro…”
"If you hit him, he won't be able to hit me anymore~"
However, the boxing champion with a buzz cut seemed not to have heard anything and walked straight up:
"You're just too strong, right? I've been putting up with you in the square for so long, come on!"
Bang!

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