Chapter 85: Word Divination
The two vans left the wetland and headed northwest. They didn't take the expressway, but drove along the national highway. Zheng Wen drove behind the car driven by Liu Zi in front. The back of the car was loaded with a lot of messy machines, which were all the assets accumulated by the little fat man over the years. In addition to Zheng Wen, Zhang Dadao and the little fat man were the only ones who joined the car.
The little fat boy had a sad face at the moment, shaking his head and complaining: "Brother Tianshi, I have been badly cheated by you! You are just dragging me into a pirate ship! What should I do with my daily live broadcasts! Do I have to be in the same group with you? I earn 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a month!"
Zheng Wen snorted unhappily and said, "You still look down on us? If you hadn't asked for your own death, we wouldn't have wanted to take you with us! We've only made a small profit, and each of us has received nearly 100,000 yuan. How many days do we have to work? If you really don't want to, just work with us and leave. Anyway, we'll have a letter of surrender, and we won't be afraid of you calling the police."
Zhang Dadao even advised: "That's right, just treat it as social practice! Isn't there a saying? It's called aid communication."
"Puff~" Zheng Wen was just drinking a mouthful of water. When he heard what Zhang Dadao said, he sprayed it all over the windshield and coughed, "Ahem, my God, can you stop talking nonsense if you don't understand? That's called work-study program, okay?"
"Same as before!" Zhang Dadao waved his hand and said, "They are all physical labor, why should we distinguish them so clearly?"
"How can they be the same!" Zheng Wen was unhappy and said, "One is wearing clothes and the other is not, there is a big difference. Look at this fat guy, even if he is willing to sell it, there must be someone to buy it!"
The fat man was not happy, and said with his neck stiff, "What do you mean, do you look down on me? I'm telling you, don't look at me because I'm fat, there might be someone who likes me!"
"The taste is quite strong!" Zheng Wen complained.
Zhang Dadao half-closed his eyes, leaned against the chair and advised: "What are you doing? We are all family, there is no point in quarreling!" Zhang Dadao completely forgot that he was the one who started this matter.
Zheng Wen and Fatty were about to retort when Zhang Dadao suddenly started to tremble, his hands and feet twitching like something was possessed by him, and he was shaking like a convulsion. Zheng Wen was stunned and said quickly, "What's going on! Is he doing some kind of magic trick? Fatty, hold him down!"
The fat man was about to reach out his hand when Zhang Dadao kicked him and he fell over. Zhang Dadao reached into his crotch and pulled something out before he stopped shaking. He said, "What's the hurry? There was a phone call."
"Damn! Is your phone making such a loud noise when it vibrates? Where did you plug it?" Zheng Wen's face was distorted.
The fat man covered his face and groaned, then climbed onto the seat and refused to move. Zhang Dadao swiped his phone and put it to his ear: "Hey, what's up? What do you want to talk to me about?"
"Hmm~ Zhang Shengyan? What's the matter? No, I'm far away now. If you don't have a card, I can't provide remote service here!"
"What? Add money? What do you want? What are you looking for? This requires fortune telling! Remote service is OK, but I'll charge you a service fee. Five thousand, no bargaining!"
Zhang Dadao answered the phone, and Zheng Wen's eyes lit up when he heard Zhang Shengyan's name. The fat boy stopped humming when he heard the number five thousand, and looked at Zhang Dadao with his eyes wide open. Zhang Dadao nodded again and hung up the phone.
As soon as the phone was hung up, Zheng Wen said, "Is it Zhang Shengyan? I heard he's also the son of an official! He didn't come yesterday, and Wang Erxiao mentioned him. Dadao, is your business coming again?"
Zhang Dadao said "Yeah", and the little fat man came up to him and said, "Brother Tianshi! You've already tricked me into making 5,000? Isn't it too easy for you to make money? Do you want to help? I'll be your agent, or your assistant! Or you can ask me to be a Yellow Turban Warrior, didn't you mention it before? You said I'm suitable to be a Yellow Turban Warrior!"
"Go away!" Zhang Dadao looked at the fat man with disdain and said, "Get away from me. Do you believe what I just said? With your current condition , you're barely even a butter wrestler. Wait, you're still not strong enough!"
Zhang Dadao was just looking down on the little fat man's ability when his phone lit up again. Zhang Dadao opened it and saw a series of photos sent by Shengyan. The little fat man came over and took a look at the photo. It was a piece of white paper with the word "Yi" written on it.
Zhang Dadao was looking at it with a frown on his face. The little fat man interrupted, "What's this word? Brother Tianshi, are you fortune-telling? Sure! Can you do it this way? You are really keeping up with the times. You are combining modern technology with traditional culture. It's brilliant! Really brilliant!" Seeing that Zhang Dadao could make money, the little fat man flattered him loudly, and his face looked just like the puppet army captain in Tunnel Warfare.
Zhang Dadao sneered: "Even if you say that, I won't share my money with you! Being fooled once is enough. You have cheated me of food in this way before!" Zhang Dadao looked cautious and looked at the little fat man with vigilance.
Zheng Wen was stunned when he heard this and asked, "Have you known each other for a long time? Didn't you just meet yesterday?"
Zhang Dadao and the little fat man were both stunned. The little fat man explained: "Wasn't yesterday also before?"
Zhang Dadao didn't even say anything, he took out his phone and said, "Hey! The money has arrived! Hurry up and bring me the map, I'm going to give it up!"
The fat boy didn't want people to know that he had been in a mental hospital. He was also worried that if he exposed Zhang Dadao's background, he would be beaten by Zhang Dadao. He quickly turned over and took out a schoolbag. He opened it and took out a "Traffic Map" and handed it to Zhang Dadao, saying, "Don't we all have mobile phone maps now? Is this useful? Brother Tianshi, how are you going to calculate it?"
Zhang Dadao laughed and said, "Mobile map? Can a mobile map be like this?" As Zhang Dadao said this, he tore off the first page of the map of China and tore it into pieces in a few seconds.
The little fat man and Zheng Wen were both stunned. Zheng Wen looked at the rearview mirror and said, "Da Dao, you should pay them back properly after receiving their money. How can you waste their money like this? What if our cell phones run out of battery and we still need to use this thing?"
Zhang Dadao ignored him, put the scraps of paper into his lottery box, and started shaking it.
The fat guy looked at him with admiration, and said to Zheng Wen who was driving, "Brother Zheng! Is that Mr. Zhang you mentioned mentally ill? He could even be fooled by Brother Tianshi? Is this fortune-telling? This is easy to do, and he made 5,000 just like that? This is even worse than selling meat floss pancakes!"
Zheng Wen shrugged and said, "You can come and try it if you want! He looks unreliable, but sometimes it's really weird, and he happens to be right! You haven't even seen him draw the talisman! That's when your world view is completely destroyed and your moral integrity is shattered!"
The little fat man looked at Zheng Wen with a strange look in his eyes. He lowered his head and whispered, "It's so easy to get by in this world. Even a mentally ill person can become a master! Could it be that Brother Tianshi learned hypnosis in the Seventh Hospital?"
