Chapter 84 Joining the Gang
Zhang Dadao thought to himself: "Here comes the real business! Are they trying to drag me into the museum robbery?" Zhang Dadao had always felt that Brother Long and his gang were planning to rob the museum, especially since Zheng Wen had taken Ye Dabing and his classmates to visit the museum before. In Zhang Dadao's opinion, this was a pre-emptive scout.
As soon as Brother Long said he wanted to talk about business, Zhang Dadao interrupted him and said, "Wait a minute, let me tell you first. I am a gentleman and I abide by the law! If you want to rob the museum, don't drag me in! If I get caught, I might get shot. Although I have great magical powers, it hurts to be shot!"
Brother Long and the others looked at each other in bewilderment. They had never expected Zhang Dadao to say such a thing. Zheng Wen pondered for a while and then asked quietly, "That Taoist priest? Why do you think we want to steal from the museum? Look at us, do we have the ability to do that? How much high-tech equipment does the museum have?"
Wu Datou also nodded and said, "That's right, you see in the movies, those little red lines in the museum swish and scream when they are touched. We definitely can't steal them!"
Zhang Dadao curled his lips and said, "Yes! Of course you can't steal it. Isn't that why you targeted me? You must have seen my extraordinary skills. Yesterday you also saw my ability to be a lockless person, so you came to trick me into getting on board today!"
Liuzi became even more unhappy as he listened. He was already unhappy with Zhang Dadao. Even if drinking Zhang Dadao's magic water did have some luck-changing effects, he still didn't believe that Zhang Dadao had any ability. When he heard Zhang Dadao being arrogant, he immediately said to Brother Long in dissatisfaction, "Brother Long, without Butcher Zhang, do we have to eat hairy meat? We still dug out things without him before! If he doesn't like it, we can do it ourselves. With more people, we can get more money!"
"Shut up!" Brother Long angrily scolded Liuzi, then turned to Zhang Dadao and said, "Master Zhang, Liuzi has said such a thing, so I'm sure you understand that we are not ordinary dealers, right?"
Zhang Dadao didn't understand what Liuzi meant by "dig out something" and continued, "Yes! You are dealers who aspire to be thieves, which is very different from ordinary dealers. Ordinary dealers can only commit fraud at best, but if you go any further, you will be shot immediately, and if you go any worse, you will be released on medical parole."
Zheng Wen was also amused by Zhang Dadao's incoherent behavior, and said disdainfully: "You should listen less to Guo Degang, what a mess this is!"
Zhang Dadao said sternly, "Nonsense, I am self-taught! I have never heard of the term cauldron."
Brother Long was also annoyed, and slammed the table and said, "Master, don't play dumb! Can't you hear me? We are tomb robbers, and the things we sold this time were all stolen from tombs. To be honest, it was because you said you could find dragon points that we wanted to cooperate with you! Now you are beating around the bush just to get more money!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned. Before he could say anything, he heard a "bang" from the ceiling, followed by a muffled groan. Brother Long's faces changed, and they jumped up and rushed upstairs. Zhang Dadao was also stunned, and slowly got up and went upstairs. When he got upstairs, he saw the little fat man being pressed to the ground by Liuzi. Although his mouth was covered, he could still hear the "wow" sound. The dead fat man kept struggling, with a huge headset thrown beside him.
Zhang Dadao said happily: "What did I say? Your voyeurism will kill you one day. I didn't expect you to be such a pervert! You even installed these messy things in your own home!"
The fat man's struggles became less intense. Brother Long looked at him and said, "Don't shout. We'll let you go."
The little fat man nodded, and Liuzi loosened his hand. As soon as he let go, the little fat man immediately shouted to everyone: "I didn't hear anything, I promise not to talk nonsense!"
Zhang Dadao said cheerfully, "It's too late. Do you think we should kill people to silence them? Or kill people to silence them?"
The fat boy was stunned for a moment and quickly shouted, "Help! Murder!" The fat boy's cowardly habit of being afraid of death came out again, and he even forgot that his house had excellent sound insulation.
Liuzi quickly covered his mouth again. Brother Long smiled bitterly at Zhang Dadao and said, "Master, this is really troublesome. Don't be ridiculous! We really don't dare to kill people!"
Zhang Dadao asked in confusion, "No way? Aren't you tomb robbers? They're all crimes, so this shouldn't be a big deal, right?"
Zheng Wen interrupted, "It's a big difference! How many years are you sentenced to if you're caught robbing a tomb? As long as you don't touch those key cultural relics protection sites, it's your first time, so a fine is enough. It's worse than fraud."
"Hmm~ You can do it! Do you really understand the law? You can do this! Let me do it." Zhang Dadao raised his chin towards Liuzi.
Liuzi looked at Brother Long, and Brother Long nodded, so he let go of the little fat boy. As soon as the little fat boy was free, he ran behind Zhang Dadao and said repeatedly: "Brother Tianshi! Since we have known each other for many years, you have to save me! I swear I will never let you leak it! It is heroes like you that I admire the most. I have seen "Ghost Blowing Light" and so on. How can this be tomb robbing? You are doing folk archaeology! You are saving traditional culture!"
In order to save his life, the little fat guy was shameless and said all kinds of nonsense. Zhang Dadao smiled and shook his head, saying: "Really? If you admire me so much, why don't you join us? Brother Long, what do you think? If this fat guy joins, I will help you."
Brother Long was stunned, and he and his men looked at each other, and said with a wry smile: "Master, it's not that I don't give you face, but look at this friend, he really can't do this with his body."
Liuzi nodded and said, "That's right. Just because of this fat guy, we have to spend twice as much effort to dig the tunnel, otherwise we will get stuck in the tunnel!"
Zhang Dadao glanced at the fat man and said, "He won't go down again. Don't underestimate this fat man, he is capable! Look at all the high-tech gadgets in this room. With him, we can immediately realize the modernization of tomb robbing. Science and technology are the primary productive forces, don't you know? Fatty, tell me, what can you do! Think about it and tell me! If you are useless, we can only kill you to silence you. Anyway, your parents will not want to care about you. By the time they find out you are dead, we will have run away."
Wu Datou said quickly, "That's right, let's do it properly. The most the news can say is 'someone was addicted to online games and died suddenly after playing all night.'"
The little fat man shivered, glanced at Liuzi who looked so ugly, and quickly said: "I can help , I can help! Bring a camera with me and I can help you up there. I have a night vision camera, and a four-horn helicopter would be the best for keeping watch!" The little fat man raised his hand and quickly indicated that he could help.
Brother Long was in a state of confusion, regretting that he didn't insist on staying in the hotel yesterday. Now he had another person, a completely unfamiliar person. After thinking for a long time, he felt that it was not right to leave the fat man alone. He didn't have the courage to really kill the fat man, but if he left him alone, he didn't believe that the fat man would not call the police. He gritted his teeth and nodded, and said to Zhang Dadao: "Then take him with you, let's go now, Taoist priest, let me be frank, this fat man is under your charge! If anything goes wrong, you can't blame us brothers for our dirty tricks!"
