Chapter 86: Map Fragments
The little fat man and Zheng Wen criticized Zhang Dadao's fortune-telling method, but Zhang Dadao didn't have time to pay attention to them. He shook the fortune-telling tube seriously, muttering those scriptures and spells that he himself couldn't understand. After shaking it for a while, a small piece of paper was thrown out and slowly fell.
"It's out!" Zhang Dadao closed his eyes, and the little fat boy next to him naturally sang "I am your eyes". When he saw a piece of paper being thrown out, the little fat boy decisively used Zhang Dadao's summoning technique.
This fat man's adaptability is really terrifying. He was in a desperate state in the villa before, but now he has adapted to his identity after getting in the car for a while. This ability to adapt to circumstances is enough to make him settle down and be a good elementary school teacher even if he is fooled to the mountainous areas of the central and western regions. As long as he is not around those fierce guys like Liuzi, this fat man is still very happy.
Zhang Dadao heard the fat man's call, calmly put down the lottery box, and picked up the piece of paper that was shaken out. Zheng Wen in front rolled his eyes and said, "You are too foolish, aren't you? Is it necessary for you to ask Young Master Zhang to write a word for this? Wouldn't it count the same if he didn't write it? You are embarrassed to charge him for this? I can do it too!"
Zhang Dadao said happily: "How would he know if I didn't tell him? How can I charge him for fortune-telling if he doesn't write? The core is not important, the external form must be well packaged, understand? Diversifying the service items will make me look awesome!"
"You are shameless!" Zheng Wen said speechlessly. Among Long Ge's group, Zheng Wen is the closest to Zhang Dadao, so he doesn't have so many scruples when speaking. The others are Long Ge who is on guard against Zhang Dadao, Wu Datou is a die-hard fan, and Liuzi just doesn't like Zhang Dadao. Everyone is different.
Zhang Dadao didn't care about Zheng Wen's comments. He knew that Brother Long and his gang would definitely not spend money to have him tell fortunes. Zhang Dadao took the small fragment and looked at it for a long time before frowning and saying to the other two, "Why is this broken book printed on both sides? Which side is the front? Isn't this hindering me from using my power? This kind of map must be banned!"
The car was silent for a while. Zheng Wen's face twitched as he tried to hold back his laughter. The fat boy asked in confusion, "Brother Tian, didn't you read it before you tore it apart? This is a map book! There must be prints on both sides!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned, and decisively said, "It's all your fault! I asked you to get the map, why did you give me this? You're holding me back, you deserve to be killed!"
The little fat man shuddered and said quickly: "Didn't you say anything when I gave it to you? Let me see, um, this side is the front, and the one at the back is a topographic map, the position is just the opposite. Is it worth blaming others for such a simple thing!"
"Humph, can't I see? I'm testing you!" Zhang Dadao said as if he had expected it. Zheng Wen rolled his eyes again, and Zhang Dadao saw through him. He said to him, "Do you have cataracts?"
Zheng Wen cursed softly, "Shameless."
Zhang Dadao didn't care. After he separated the front side, he looked at it proudly for a while and said, "Now I have a result. Let me see. Eh? Where is this unlucky place? Dase County? The paper is torn too small! It's unlucky. I can't tell which place it is. Which of you two knows?" Zhang Dadao looked helpless. He was lucky to see a place with a name on the piece of paper the size of a fingertip.
Zheng Wen didn't roll his eyes this time, he just laughed and held his stomach and started to choke. The little fat man also looked confused and said, "I don't know, I'm a homebody, I can't find the north, south, east, and west outside of Hangzhou, how could I know where this place is?"
Zheng Wen smoked for a while, calmed down a little, and said, "I don't know either, but you still have some left, put it together, and then you'll know which part is missing."
Zhang Dadao's eyes lit up and he smiled, "Not bad, not bad. Although I thought of this idea a long time ago, you were able to think of it as well. It seems that you have good qualifications as well." Zhang Dadao was so shameless that even the fat man couldn't stand it and curled his lips in disdain.
Zhang Dadao was having a headache holding the lottery tube. When he saw his expression, he immediately stuffed the lottery tube into the fat man's arms and said, "You spell it out for me! Otherwise I will kick you out of the car! All your treasures will belong to me!" Zhang Dadao raised his thumb and pointed at the machines behind the car.
The dead fat man's face was twitched into a bun, and his facial features were twisted together, looking hideous and funny. Holding the lottery tube, the little fat man was about to cry. It was hard to tell which side was the front of the fragments. It was definitely not a small project to put them together. Not daring to upset Zhang Dadao, the little fat man looked angrily at Zheng Wen who gave him the idea.
Seeing the little fat man's expression through the rearview mirror, Zheng Wen also felt a little guilty, his eyes were erratic, and he didn't want to meet the little fat man. Zhang Dadao solved the big problem, holding his mobile phone and happily sending a message to Zhang Shengyan. The content was all weird stuff, which looked like could be used to correct the wrong sentences of middle school students. If anyone saw this kind of thing normally, they would want to spit on it.
But now Zhang Shengyan was fooled, and he was still frowning over there trying to comprehend the mystery. How could he know that Zhang Dadao's ability to see that his mistress had gotten pregnant was not based on divination, but a skill he learned from an old Chinese doctor. It was also because the black-silk fox lady appeared in front of him more often, so he naturally saw through her. This kind of thing had nothing to do with fortune-telling. If Zhang Shengyan really went to Dase County to look for it, he would not be able to find anything even if he dug three feet underground.
But this has nothing to do with Zhang Dadao. He was already prepared to make a quick buck and run. Those who applied for the cards were probably throwing money into the sea. The possibility of getting a return was so low that it was basically impossible.
Zhang Dadao was fooling Zhang Shengyan when suddenly a loud shout came from the car: "That's right! There's no need to fight! I'm so stupid!"
Zhang Dadao was startled, and turned to look at the little fat man who made the sound, saying, "If you don't give me an explanation, we will stew you tonight!"
Zheng Wen was also scared to death, but after hearing what Zhang Dadao said, he still retorted: "It's hard to find such a big pot, so let's just bury him alive! I'm scared to death!"
The little fat boy said quickly: "Brother Tianshi, I know where Dase County is! There is no need for a puzzle, why don't we just use our mobile phones to check it online!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned and said quickly: "Do you need to tell me this? You just remembered it now? I am testing you! It took you so long to figure it out. You are so stupid that you can't even burn fire!" Then he started searching on his phone. The fat man's phone had been searched by Brother Long and the others, so Zhang Dadao had to search by himself.
After finally finding the information about Dase County, he didn't care whether it was right or not, and just changed it up and sent a message to Zhang Shengyan saying that what he was looking for was in the northwest, at the intersection of three provinces, and then made up a piece of nonsense, and included the name of Dase County in it. Then he said to Zheng Wen and the little fat man proudly: "Done! You see, making money is sometimes that simple!"
The little fat man shook his head and whispered, "Brother Tianshi, if you get caught lying like this, I'm afraid you'll get a beating."
Zhang Dadao was stunned, and turned to Zheng Wenwen who was driving, "Wenzi, where are we going? If we pass Henan, let's go to Shaoshi Mountain! Although I don't like the stuff taught by Hu, it seems safer to practice some Golden Bell Cover or something like that!"
Zheng Wen shuddered, the car turned around, and he heard him say: "You've read too many novels! Now you're scared, but it's too late! Go to Xuanzhou first, get the stuff, and then pick a good place! Stop talking nonsense, we almost got into trouble again, if this continues, you two should get in Liuzi's car!"
