Chapter 84 Heads
Fang Ziwei's pension disappeared, and An Tianxin's head was also taken away.
Xiao Zhen was trying to save his clay figurines. Fortunately, there were not many clay figurines in his room, and only two were broken by Pension Fund. Xiao Zhen took out new clay to fill in the legs and feet of his broken figurines. The figurines looked very frightened, and when Mr. Cat entered the room, the remaining intact clay figurines were all frightened and rolled and crawled to hide in the pile of books on the bookshelf.
"As expected, it's An. Mess Up Everything. Tianxin. Even if he only has one head, he still emits the light waves that make a mess of things."
"You don't blame the perpetrator but blame the victim instead, just like Leng Wuque in the social news."
Mr. Cat said: "I don't think it matters at all that the cat ran away, but it was holding Antianxin's head, and we can't let it wander around the streets with this head."
"Of course we have to find it back," Xiao Zhen said. "The cat ran away from my house, so if anything happens to it, it's my family's responsibility. From Aunt Fang Ziwei's superficial consciousness, if she knew her pension was lost, she would have a heart attack and die on the spot."
"Let me remind you, the cat has been on the run for ten minutes." Captain Spotted asked him, "How are you going to find it?"
"Of course it's that one!" Xiao Zhen replied.
Xiaozhen picked up a strand of cat hair from the floor, and quickly called back the mosquito search aircraft that was collecting Choi Ming-chi's family solution in the sewer, and set the DNA-related information of the cat hair as the search target of the mosquito search aircraft. Hundreds of mosquito search aircraft set off in a mighty force.
The light spot on the monitor shows the location of the mosquito-seeking machine. At this number, the pension should be found soon.
Snap. Snap.
Two of the search machine's light spots suddenly disappeared.
Captain Madara said, "Your mother just shot two of them to death."
Xiao Zhen: “…”
Manager Zhang is a senior salesperson of Junyue Real Estate Company. He is observing his appearance through the smooth marble wall. If the customer can close the deal today, it will undoubtedly become another milestone in his real estate sales career.
This high-end villa community is extremely popular, not only because of its geographical location, but also because a house in this community means a stepping stone into another class.
Manager Zhang thought about today's customer. He could feel that he was a wealthy man who exuded the aura of wealth from every pore. He was a top customer who could pay in full. He thought that he had to make this order no matter what.
If he can make this deal, Manager Zhang will get a commission of more than 100,000 yuan. Although it is just a drizzle in the eyes of his rich friends, for Manager Zhang it is enough money to make him kneel down and kowtow to the customer.
His father is currently in hospital. Although his medical expenses are reimbursed, the cost of various imported medicines is still tens of thousands per month. His son is in a bilingual kindergarten, and the monthly tuition is five or six thousand. His wife is asking him for money to invest in a small store. He has a mortgage to pay and a car loan to pay. All kinds of things require money. With this commission, at least he can breathe a sigh of relief.
He had to do it , he thought. Although the father of the previous owner of the villa died in the house for unknown reasons, the police did not say it was a homicide, so it could not be called a haunted house. As long as he performed normally today, he would be able to sell the house...
Pop.
A cat walks on the windowsill.
It had a human head in its mouth.
Manager Zhang: “…”
cat:"……"
Head: “…”
Manager Zhang closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and opened his eyes again.
The cat squatted on the windowsill holding the human head in its mouth.
…
He has a car loan to pay. He has a mortgage to pay. His son needs to go to school. His father is waiting for his life-saving money. His wife wants to run a business. Manager Zhang took a deep breath. Even if there is a murder in the neighborhood, so what? Even if a head suddenly appears, so what?
He must complete this order today.
Is there anything more important in this world than making money?
No.
Manager Zhang calmly opened the window and viciously hit the cat away with a mop.
Not to mention human heads, even if a cat holds a skull in its mouth, don’t even think about interfering with his earning money!!
No, there are no people in this community! It is an absolutely safe and auspicious community with no haunted houses!
Principal Wu is trimming his hair.
Hair is the eternal pain of Principal Wu. When Principal Wu was young, he had thick black hair. At that time, he was full of vigor and vitality. Now, time has not only taken away his former ambitions, but also his beautiful hair.
He didn't look old in the mirror. He had always taken good care of himself. His eyes were naturally narrow and his wrinkles were just right. He had a gentle and elegant temperament that made people feel close to him. But this was only when he was wearing a wig.
He took off the wig sadly. The top of his head was already a little shiny, and most of his hair had grown away from the center of his head. Now there was only a small tuft of hair on the top of his head, like a few shriveled caterpillars on his forehead, maintaining his last dignity of not becoming completely bald.
Now in the mirror, after taking off his wig, all his elegance is gone. Those abrupt bangs hang down pitifully in this desert. I look like a clown in a farce, Principal Wu thought sadly.
He picked up the scissors, raised his hand to the mirror and began to trim slowly. Since his baldness became more and more serious, he was reluctant to go to the barber shop. For Principal Wu, taking off his wig in public was no less than a public execution after parading through the streets and then being tortured to death.
Principal Wu looked at the remaining tuft of hair on his head in the mirror with emotion, thinking whether he should try a new hair growth agent. As long as he kept trying, maybe there would be a miracle one day...
There was a clicking sound outside the window.
Principal Wu turned his head.
A fat blue cat was outside his windowsill, holding a human head in its mouth.
Principal Wu: “…”
cat:"……"
Head: “…”
"Head? Human head?" Principal Wu, who finally realized what he was looking at, was so frightened that his hands trembled. With a snap, the only remaining hair on the middle of his head fell to the ground.
The cat ran away with the head in its mouth.
Principal Wu began to wail in front of the mirror.
Teacher Xiao Yuan sat under an outdoor umbrella in an outdoor coffee shop. She held up a magazine to perfectly cover her face.
She was secretly looking at the table near the flowerbed. Sitting at that table were Teacher Feng and a young girl. They were Teacher Feng and his blind date.
Teacher Feng sat a little stiffly. This blind date was probably another long ritual test for him. This was Teacher Feng's second blind date this month. Teacher Xiao Yuan thought to herself that this girl was prettier than the one in the first blind date.
Teacher Xiao Yuan actually judges human appearance based on eyes, nose and skin. According to her research on humans, women with beautiful eyes, straight nose and smooth skin tend to get good reviews. The girl in front of me has big eyes. Although her skin pores are a bit large, she can be considered a human beauty.
But she is probably not as pretty as the wonton shop owner Luo Qingxi. After recent observations by Teacher Xiao Yuan, it is purely her own misunderstanding that Teacher Feng has a crush on Liu Xingquan's parent Luo Qingxi. Teacher Feng does often visit the wonton shop, but the few topics he and the owner talk about are limited to buying and selling wontons and Liu Xingquan. It is better to say that he is impressed by the wontons than by the owner.
The wontons made by Liu Xingquan’s mother are really delicious.
Thinking of this, each individual shouted loudly, "Delicious!" "Delicious!!" "I will eat more later!!"
Teacher Yuan suppressed her individual noises, raised her eyes quietly, and continued to observe Teacher Feng and the blind date girl.
In the eyes of Teacher Xiao Yuan, this blind date girl was mentally torturing Teacher Feng. Since she sat down, her topic has never left the three things of salary, house and car.
"My dad is planning to buy a Cadillac XT5, which will make it convenient for traveling in the future." The blind date girl asked Mr. Feng with a smile, "Can you recommend any car you like?"
Teacher Feng smiled kindly and calmly recommended a car to the blind date girl.
The blind date girl put down her coffee cup and said, "Parking spaces in our community are always very tight, and we have to fight for a spot every day. I wonder if this is the case in your community?"
"I'm sorry, I don't have a car yet, so I'm not sure about the parking situation in the community." Teacher Feng said politely, "The house I rent is very close to the school, and I ride a bicycle to and from get off work every day."
"Oh, you are renting a house now. I think a car is a necessity, so you still have to buy it." The blind date girl smiled, and a subtle expression appeared on her face, "Then, Teacher Feng, do you plan to buy a house in this area in the future?"
“The housing prices in this area are really high.”
"Of course, your place is in a good school district." The blind date girl laughed, "Nowadays, when buying a house, you have to consider the future schooling of your children."
"That's what you said."
"Nowadays, for the sake of children, everything is decided by the school district. It is said that children should not lose at the starting line, but in fact, many issues should be considered before the child is born."
"That's what you said."
"Things are different now than before. Teachers' salaries and benefits have been raised. Are there any preferential policies for buying houses?"
"It depends on the situation."
…
(She was mentally torturing Teacher Feng.)
(Teacher Feng is dying.)
(No, Teacher Feng is forcing a smile.)
(Expel her!)
(Expel her!!)
(Expel her!!)
(Request the Unified Body's permission to expel her!)
(Strongly request the integration to agree to expel the target!)
The individuals were making noise again, so Teacher Yuan turned down their voices. She was curious about how Teacher Feng could sit down and chat patiently. Teacher Feng still smiled kindly and gently, without any impatience. This expression of his always made her intoxicated. But it was not funny at all when the target of his smile was this annoying blind date girl.
This is a social etiquette unique to the species Homo sapiens.
It's like they, the slender-legged crabs, have to gather together to act collectively.
But even so, she wanted to end their boring blind date. Teacher Yuan took a sip of coffee and looked at her watch. Their chat had only started for 6 minutes. According to Teacher Feng's etiquette, this chat would last at least half an hour.
Bang!
A blue cat jumped down from the coffee shop sign and directly onto the parasol, swaying left and right on it.
Teacher Yuan raised his head.
A head was glaring.
Teacher Yuan rubbed his eyes.
Yes, the Gnus head was glaring at her.
“…”
The head rolled off the parasol and fell directly into the arms of the blind date girl. The blind date girl lowered her head and stared at the head between her arms. Three seconds later, she burst into a scream that was enough to tear the eardrums of everyone present.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" the blind date girl screamed and threw her head out. The head drew a beautiful arc in the air and landed on Teacher Xiao Yuan's round table, smashing her coffee cup.
Teacher Xiao Yuan looked at the head in front of him in silence.
The head stared back at her, and then he said, "Alpaca."
“…”
"Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!!" the blind date girl was still screaming.
Teacher Xiao Yuan held her forehead and was about to ask An Tianxin what was going on when her student Yan Zhen suddenly rushed to the scene.
Xiao Zhen shouted loudly: "This is a prop head! Don't panic! This is a prop head." As he spoke, he came to Teacher Xiao Yuan, picked up An Tianxin's head with an apologetic look, and said: "Don't panic, this is just a prop head, and it was taken away by the cat."
Teacher Yuan said softly, "An Tianxin's boss was cursing just now."
Xiao Zhen said softly, "Please don't destroy my stage, teacher." Then he smiled and said to everyone, "It's a prop head we use for activities. Don't panic, haha."
Teacher Feng walked over to Xiao Zhen and looked at the head in Xiao Zhen's hand curiously. He asked, "Is this... a prop head? What kind of activity are you doing?"
"Yes, teacher, this is an orc's head. A Warcraft one." An Tianxin's head now had no optical camouflage, revealing his original orc appearance.
Xiao Zhen raised his head and said passionately: "This head represents the victory of our Alliance. This is the shameful end of the Horde pigs!! For the Alliance! For Anduin! Long live the Alliance!"
An Tianxin's head: "..."
Teacher Feng looked at An Tianxin's head in silence. The blind date girl next to him shouted, "Is this your student?"
"Yes."
"Your students are too much!! How can you do something so scary???"
"Ah, I don't think he did it on purpose. After all, it was taken away by the cat."
"What cat?! I think he just wants to scare people on purpose!!! " the blind date girl said angrily, "You should educate your students well."
"I'm sorry, I really think it was just an accident." Teacher Feng said sincerely, "I think it's interesting for students to do some handicrafts. I'm really sorry if I scared you."
The blind date girl picked up her bag angrily and said, "Like your student, like your teacher! If the top beam is crooked, the bottom beam will be crooked too!" She walked away in her high heels.
After watching the blind date girl leave, Teacher Feng said, "Yan Zhen, even if World of Warcraft has declined, it's not okay for you to stir up conflicts between factions like this."
"What, teacher, are you from the tribe?"
"That's right. When alive, he is a tribesman. When dead, he is a tribesman ghost." Teacher Feng said with emotion, "It's just that this orc is too ugly. I really don't want to admit that this is the head of our orc."
An Tianxin's head: "..."
Xiao Zhen held An Tianxin's head and left. Before leaving, he winked at Teacher Xiao Yuan.
Teacher Xiao Yuan called the waiter to clean the broken cups and coffee stains on her round table. Teacher Feng came up to her and said, "Ah, your coffee..."
"It's okay, it was all an accident."
Teacher Feng sat down in front of her and said, "Let me buy you a drink. It's just a coincidence that we met."
Teacher Yuan blinked and nodded. She thought to herself, this is a good development.
