Chapter 85 Looking for Cat
An Tianxin looked to be in a very bad mood.
Ever since Xiaozhen held his head, he hasn't stopped talking.
"Alpaca! Alpaca! Alpaca!"
"It's not nice to scold your savior like that." Xiao Zhen said calmly.
"You try it. One day, you are left with only your head. You have been soaked in water for more than a month. You are waiting to recover your original form and resume your normal life. Suddenly, someone tells you that the culprit has dissolved himself again, and your recovery is far away! Alpaca!"
"Calm down."
"That's not all!! Just after you (only your head) have been soaking in the water for more than a month, suddenly a stupid cat treats your head as a ball, kicking and hitting it and running around the world with it in its mouth. Tell me, how would you feel? "
“That does sound a bit tragic.”
"It's a bit miserable?? You call this a bit miserable?" An Tianxin's head shouted, "And my job!!! I've been absent from work for so many days, my perfect attendance bonus! I've saved up a year's worth of sick leave!! I've saved up a year's worth of annual leave! All gone!! Alpaca!! Alpaca!"
"Calm down, I'll ask Boss Han to deal with your boss."
An Tianxin's boss said, "That's just to avoid losing my job. I know Boss Han's way of doing things very well. Now my performance evaluation for the second half of the year has been completely ruined, and my position in my boss' heart must have plummeted because of this absence. My year-end bonus! My annual leave! All gone! I still have to pay off my car loan!! My car loan! Alpaca!"
Captain Ban said on the side: "It's so sad, every sentence is filled with the blood and tears of the workers."
"Alpaca! Alpaca!! Alpaca!" An Tianxin howled to the sky.
Several passers-by walked past Xiaozhen with frowns on their faces.
"I understand your feelings, but it's really uncivilized for you to swear in public like this." Xiao Zhen said, "Look, passers-by think I'm swearing."
"Alpaca! Alpaca! Alpaca!" An Tianxin turned his head as if he didn't hear anything.
"..." Xiao Zhen decided to change the subject, "I have a question."
"What?"
"You used a local swear word to insult someone by saying you had sex with their mother. I understand that you are venting your anger about the current situation." Xiao Zhen said, "What do you Gnus people usually say in swear words?"
"Bahalalok." An Tianxin's head said a series of syllables.
"What does this mean?"
"Your mother fucked a pig and gave birth to you."
"..." Xiao Zhen said, "You have pigs there too?"
"They are very similar, so it's okay to say it's a pig." An Tianxin's leader said, "This is the most common insult we use among the Gnus. If you ever want a Gnus to kill your entire family, just say this."
"Bahala Laroque?"
"Bahalalok." An Tianxin's head said, "Roll your tongue a little more and imitate my pronunciation. Yes, that's it. Very good, you have successfully learned how to forge a blood feud with a Gnus."
Captain Madara said, "Congratulations on your useless language skill."
After learning the completely useless Gnus swear words, Xiaozhen went to the convenience store to buy a plastic bag, ignored the protests of An Tianxin's head, and stuffed him into the plastic bag. Putting the head in the plastic bag can avoid many passers-by's stares and trouble.
According to the message sent by the mosquito search machine, Xiaozhen found the Blue Cat Pension along the way.
It was lazily lying on the wall in front of a residential building, basking in the sun. Mr. Cat was watching it from below.
Xiaozhen came to the wall and waved to it. The pension opened its eyes, turned over unmoved and continued to bask in the sun.
"I suggest you not to give it any orders..." Before Mr. Cat could finish his words, Xiao Zhen had already thrown the order "jump down at our feet obediently" into the pension's head.
The pension stood up, glanced coldly at Mr. Little Real Cat and the chicken under the fence, then turned around and jumped into the fence.
"…Why did it run away?"
"I told you not to impose orders on it," Mr. Cat said. "Most cats have mental resistance. In other words, disobeying orders is the instinct of cats. If you impose a forced order on it, its body will only instinctively disobey it."
"..." Xiao Zhen proposed a counterexample, "But that day you ordered the female cat Tiandou to jump down and there was no problem."
"Because Sweet Pea likes my host, it was indeed a bit dangerous at the time." Mr. Cat looked at the wall and said, "It seems that you can only go behind the wall to catch it."
Xiao Zhen went around the building, walked into the corridor and found the resident. He knocked for several minutes but no one answered the door. He went back to the wall and climbed up the wall easily. Xiao Zhen rode on the wall and prepared to jump into the open-air balcony of the family.
The balcony door creaked open, and a man walked into the balcony. He was Mr. Li, the math teacher at the Fourth Middle School, and was feared by all students in Xiaozhen's grade.
Xiaozhen was riding on the wall looking for a foothold. Their eyes met.
Teacher Li: “…”
Xiao Zhen: “…”
How would ordinary people react when they met in this state? Xiao Zhen thought about it, so he forced a smile and waved to Teacher Li, "Hello, Teacher Li, the weather is really nice today."
"Yan Zhen!!!" Teacher Li shouted, "What are you doing!!!!!"
Xiao Zhen jumped easily onto the first-floor balcony. The blue cat disappeared.
Teacher Li's expression looked like a dark cloud. Xiao Zhen believed that if he had a gun, Teacher Li would definitely shoot himself ten times on the spot.
"What are you doing? Are you crazy? What if you fall and get hurt? How did you climb up there? How can you jump from such a high place? Are you trying to kill yourself?"
A series of questions came one after another. What surprised Xiaozhen was that Teacher Li's focus was on questions like "Are you injured?" and "You can't jump from such a high place."
Xiao Zhen was sincere and tried to change the point: "I'm sorry, teacher, I shouldn't just break into someone else's house."
"It's good that you know it! Go back and write me a 500-word review of your mistakes!" Teacher Li stared at Xiao Zhen's legs, "Is there really nothing wrong with your legs?"
"No, no." Xiao Zhen told Teacher Li that he was looking for a blue cat, which was very important to him. Because no one opened the door when he knocked, he had to go around to the back and climb the wall to catch the cat.
"Cat? What does it look like?"
Xiaozhen took out her cell phone and showed Teacher Li the photo of the blue cat.
"Wait a moment."
Teacher Li entered the house, and a puppy ran out of the house and onto the balcony. Xiao Zhen thought the puppy looked familiar, so he reached out his hand to the puppy, but the puppy hesitated and didn't dare to come forward.
Xiaozhen thought that this dog seemed to be one of the three dogs that Brother Xiaosheng rescued earlier.
There were banging noises coming from inside the house. It sounded like something heavy hitting the wall, and there were also sounds of people fighting.
Bang! ...
The noise continued for three or four minutes. Xiao Zhen couldn't help but yell, "Teacher Li? What happened?"
"It's none of your business. Wait outside!"
"oh……"
“Woof!!”
Seeing that Teacher Li's voice was so firm, Xiao Zhen stood on the balcony and waited obediently. The puppy also squatted obediently beside him.
Bang! ...
Xiao Zhen thought to herself that it was like a category 7 hurricane lingering in the house, or three big men fighting in the room.
Snap! Bang! Bang! Crash!
It sounded like a cabinet falling over.
The puppy stood up: "Woof! Woof!!"
Xiao Zhen shouted, "Teacher Li, are you really okay?"
"It's okay!! You and Simba are waiting outside!!"
"oh……"
“Woof!!”
"What's wrong?" Mr. Cat jumped onto the wall and asked him. "Haven't you caught it yet?" The chicken also flew onto the wall.
Xiao Zhen said: "My teacher didn't let me intervene. He was looking for a cat in the room. But the noise in the room didn't sound like he was catching a cat. It felt like Teacher Li was participating in some fighting competition."
Bang! Bang! Crash!
After a sound that sounded like a heavy object falling to the ground, Teacher Li opened the door. His clothes were disheveled, his face was covered with several bloody scratches, and he was holding a fat blue cat in his hands.
Teacher Li panted and said, "Is this the cat you are looking for?"
Xiao Zhen took the pension and said, "Yes." He raised his eyes and observed the scars on Teacher Li's face, "Teacher, the scars on your face..."
"fine."
"Teacher, do you want to see a doctor and get a vaccination?"
"I said it's okay!!"
The puppy rubbed against Teacher Li's legs and kept wagging its tail. "Woof! Woof!"
"Simba, get out of the way." Teacher Li opened the small door under the fence and ordered them to leave. "The cat has been found, you can leave now."
"Teacher, are you really okay?"
"It's okay." Although Teacher Li's clothes were messy and he was out of breath, he still put on the attitude of a strict teacher, "Yan Zhen!! Remember to hand me a 500-word self-review on Monday!!"
"Woof!"
The door was closed.
Xiaozhen walked home holding her pension and carrying a plastic bag containing An Tianxin's head.
Captain Madara said, "This pension is amazing. He looks so fat and dumb, but he can beat your teacher like this."
"Was it really this cat who hit him?" Xiao Zhen said. He glanced at the pension in his arms, which was quietly dozing with its eyes closed.
"That wasn't caused by a cat," said Mr. Cat. "The scratches on his face weren't caused by a cat."
Teacher Li was sitting in the living room, and the puppy was circling around him, wagging its tail.
He stood up, went to the kitchen to get the dog food bag, took out a handful and put it into the dog bowl. The puppy happily came over and ate it with a whimper.
BANG!!! BANG!!!
The puppy screamed, left the dog bowl and hid behind Teacher Li's legs.
A door in the room was shaking constantly, as if something inside the room was hitting the door hard.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Squeak.
Something was grabbing at the door.
Teacher Li hugged the puppy and gently stroked its fur. The puppy whimpered. He whispered, "Don't worry, Simba, I will protect you."
