Chapter 83 Pension
On this day, An Yuan’s two best friends Fang Ziwei and Li Xinyi visited the Yan family.
As soon as Fang Ziwei entered the room, she picked up her pet's airline bag and showed it to An Yuan. She was going on a business trip for a while, so she wanted to entrust the cat to An Yuan.
"You really brought the cat."
"I have to go on a business trip so I can only stay at your house for a few days."
Fang Ziwei placed the cat bag on the floor, unzipped it, and a fat blue cat cautiously walked out.
"Oh, cute."
"This is my son. I'm sorry to bother you these few days."
"Okay, okay." An Yuan squatted down and reached out to carefully touch the blue cat. The blue cat immediately rubbed its head against it obediently, squinted its eyes and made a purring sound.
An Yuan covered her chest and exclaimed, "How cute!" Li Xinyi, who was standing next to her, also kept praising the cat for being so well behaved.
Xiao Zhen and Mr. Cat Captain Madara stood by and watched the arrival of the guests and the cat.
"Your position has been challenged," said the chicken.
"Your position has been challenged." Xiao Zhen said.
Mr. Cat coldly ignored his two companions with silence.
But Fang Ziwei quickly used her words to draw Mr. Cat into the fray. "Let's see if your cat and my son get along."
The blue cat also noticed Mr. Cat not far away. It stared at Mr. Cat for a few seconds, then turned its head and continued to rub An Yuan, which made An Yuan very happy.
"It's provoking you," said the chicken.
"It's provoking you." Xiao Zhen said.
"You can shut up now."
"Your cat is so well behaved." An Yuan exclaimed as she touched the blue cat, "What's its name?"
"pension."
"What?"
"pension."
"This name..."
"This name embodies all my expectations in life." Fang Ziwei replied emotionally.
"Your expectations in life are really low."
"What misunderstandings do you have about busy working social animals?"
"Okay. Pension." An Yuan held up the blue cat pension, "From today on, you are a member of our family. You must get along well with Mr. Cat and Captain Ban."
Fang Ziwei came to Mr. Cat and looked at him carefully. "An Yuan , your cat is really cute, much cuter than the video you took." She stretched out her hand to touch Mr. Cat. Mr. Cat avoided her hand very coldly. Fang Ziwei touched nothing and said, "Wow, it's still a tsundere cat."
"Our cat has always been very aloof."
"I can see that." Fang Ziwei lowered her voice so that An Yuan couldn't hear her. "Although you are very cute, in my eyes, you are not even one ten-thousandth of my son's pension. My pension is the most beautiful cat in the world."
Mr. Cat: “…”
Xiao Zhen: (This is a provocation!)
Chicken: (This is a provocation!)
Mr. Cat: (I have no interest in competing with her eunuch son, so you all shut up.)
An Yuan knew nothing about Fang Ziwei's declaration of war against Mr. Cat. She happily came to Mr. Cat and Captain Ban with her pension in her arms. She grabbed one of the blue cat's paws, shook it and said to Mr. Cat, "Come and say hello to my Mr. Cat. Hello, I'm Pension."
Superficial awareness of pension: (Haha, servant.)
Mr. Cat: “…”
An Yuan waved Pension's paw at Captain Madara again, "Hello Captain Madara, I am Pension."
Superficial awareness of pensions: (Haha, chicken.)
chicken:"……"
An Yuan smiled while holding her pension: "It seems that we will be able to live in harmony."
No, not at all. Xiao Zhen felt that the next week might be quite bad.
After settling the new Blue Cat Pension, An Yuan, Fang Ziwei and Li Xinyi sat down on the sofa in the living room, watching TV and chatting.
There is a movie on TV, "The Night the Comet Came". The movie tells the story of a party of eight people. A comet flies by and causes a blackout, which triggers a series of changes.
"I've seen this film," Li Xinyi said. "The result of this comet is that it connects multiple parallel worlds."
"Do you want to spoil it so much?"
"This movie is so famous, and you haven't seen it."
"I hate this kind of reason for spoiling the party the most."
Fang Ziwei smiled and said, "I've seen it too."
"Am I the only one who hasn't seen it?" An Yuan shouted, "Then can you explain the plot to me? I was completely confused by what I just saw."
The screen on the TV is showing the heroine looking at the lights. She sees countless parallel worlds and countless versions of herself. The people in these worlds are the same, but the events they experience are different. Countless parallel worlds, the same people, but different destinies.
Li Xinyi adjusted her glasses and said, "You've all heard of Schrödinger's cat in the multi-world theory of quantum mechanics. Specifically, the possibilities of Schrödinger's cat exist simultaneously after the door is opened, without collapse, resulting in two universes: one in which the cat is alive and the other in which the cat is dead. The theory of this movie is that due to the influence of the comet, multiple macroscopic worlds are in a coherent state, which allows people in different worlds to observe each other and even interfere with another world."
"Can you put it more simply?"
"Different choices lead to different results and different parallel worlds. For example, if you had listened to your father's wishes and not chosen your husband Yan An, then you would be in another parallel world."
"That's not possible."
"I'm just giving an analogy." Li Xinyi said, "Or maybe you were admitted to another university and never met Yan An, then that you is also in another parallel world."
"Okay, I see what you mean."
The heroine on the screen looked at countless parallel worlds and made a decision. Her career and love in this world were not going well, and she was a complete loser, so she decided to choose the most beautiful world. There, her career was successful and her love was happy. But there was another her in that world, so the heroine decided to kill her in that beautiful world and replace her.
"This is too much." An Yuan said as she looked at the screen.
"This is also a reflection of human nature," Fang Ziwei said while peeling an orange. "Suppose there is another you whose marriage fails and whose career is in tatters, then you will definitely want to have a better life. Seeing that you are such a failure while the other you is living so comfortably, it is normal to want to replace you."
"Isn't this murder?" An Yuan said, "Can you trample on other people's lives for your own happiness? Even if it is another self, it is a life independent of your own. How can you trample on other people's lives for your own sake?"
Fang Ziwei smiled and hugged An Yuan, "That's very well said, I like this about you. If I were a man, I would have chased you home before Yan An did."
"Come on. I know that in your heart I am not as good as your cat son."
"It's different, my pension is my life!"
"I've discovered a long time ago that in your heart, I'm not only not as good as your pension, but even worse than Mr. Cat at home." An Yuan said, "When I post my daily selfies on WeChat Moments, you never like them, but when I post photos of Mr. Cat, you're always in the first row! You hypocritical woman!!"
Li Xinyi echoed in a low voice: "Yes, hypocrisy!"
"Why are you joining in the fun?" Fang Ziwei suddenly said seriously, "Speaking of parallel worlds, I actually have a secret that I have to tell you."
"What?"
Fang Ziwei said: "Actually, I came from another parallel world."
An Yuan said to Li Xinyi, " Change the channel."
Li Xinyi said: "Okay."
"You guys listen to me!"
"I don't want to listen to the nonsense of a middle-aged woman."
"That's right."
"You guys are going too far." Fang Ziwei said, "I'm telling the truth."
"So what's the difference between the other world you came from and our world?"
Fang Ziwei looked serious: "In the world I came from, your driver's wife was my high school classmate, but now I have looked through all the student files of my high school alma mater and she is not on the list. From this, it can be inferred that I may have come from a parallel world. Isn't it amazing?"
"...Oh, it's amazing..."
“What an amazing setting.”
"You two really deserve a beating for your faces, do you know that?"
"No, I'm just shocked by your setting of this alternate world." Li Xinyi said seriously, "In fact, I also came from another parallel world. In that world, you, Fang Ziwei, suffered a love affair and were harmed by a tea art mistress and a scumbag. Not only did you lose your life, but even your family property was swallowed up."
Fang Ziwei put the orange slices into her mouth: "...and then."
"Then An Yuan and I attended your funeral. After witnessing the faces of the scumbag and the mistress, the two of us decided to find out the real cause of your death. There is only one truth."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Normally, in this kind of setting, shouldn't I be reborn to slap the best and the scumbag? Why did I just die like this??"
"Because the later part of the story is the shining stage for me and An Yuan. We worked together to set up a female helper agency, kicked the mistress and punched the scumbag, and perfectly avenged you. Please rest in peace, Fang Ziwei in that world."
“…”
An Yuan took a sip of tea and smiled, "The me in that world sounds really good."
"She is just talking nonsense because she has read too many online novels. This setting is obviously a failure." Fang Ziwei cleared her throat, "What I said just now is true. I clearly remember that Luo Qingxi was my classmate in high school, but the reality tells me that this is not the case."
An Yuan grabbed her hand seriously and said, "Dear, if you notice memory confusion, I suggest you go to the neurology department of the hospital for a checkup."
"I was also thinking that I was once abducted by aliens and used for experiments."
"That's enough of you all!!"
Xiaozhen looked at his room in silence. His clay figurines fell to the ground in pieces, two or three of which were broken and crawling on the ground pitifully.
“…”
The chicken said, "The cat pension came to your room just now."
"Didn't Aunt Fang put it in a cage?"
"This cat can open its cage by itself." Captain Ban said, "Actually, the point I want to make is at the end."
"What?"
The chicken cleared his throat and said loudly:
"It's gone!! Fang Ziwei's pension just jumped out the window and ran away!!"
"This sounds really hopeless both literally and realistically."
“It’s more than that.”
"What?"
"It took away An Tianxin's head."
"??What?"
"It ran away!! Fang Ziwei's pension just jumped out of the window with An Tianxin's head in its mouth!!"
“…”
Mr. Cat said calmly: "This is what makes people feel desperate in both the literal and practical sense."