Chapter 581: The Problem of Fake Girlfriend
You silently looked at his appearance that no one would think was a boy, and looked at Xiaoyu speechlessly.
Xiaoyu calmly drank a sip of tea, and continued to maintain her harmless smile. As she spoke , she pointed her finger at Xiaotian.
"I'm sorry, but as the president of Yuetu Group, I need to pay attention to my personal image. You can't just have a boyfriend. And most importantly, I'm not very good at the art of transformation. But I remember Xiaotian knows how to do it, right, Xiaotian!"
You then turned your head and looked at the last person, Xiaotian.
"That's right! That's right! It's me! I'm super awesome!!"
Xiaotian stood on the table excitedly, causing Xiaoyu to jump up and punch Xiaotian on the head, causing Xiaotian to fall to the ground.
Afterwards, Xiaotian became a little more obedient and began to show off his transformation skills.
Everyone looked at Xiaotian nervously, and Xiaotian also showed a serious and earnest expression.
The next moment...
A beautiful Chihuahua appears in front of you.
Mother's.
You covered your head, and so did the others. Only Xiaotian was still looking at you with a confused look on his face, wondering why you had such expressions.
"It seems that there is no other way. Jiuyue, why don't you call your grandmother Daji over? I can promise to buy her limited edition clothes and bags."
You are very calm, because no matter how limited the edition is, it is actually just a matter of a word from you.
If there really isn't one, just buy it and start a new factory.
"Well, my grandmother has been cultivating herself for a long time, so she probably wouldn't do something like this."
Jiu Yue scratched her cheek, not really wanting her grandma to come here.
"Well, since I can't even count on the most trustworthy nine-tailed fox, I can only find an APP to get a temporary girlfriend."
September nodded and agreed.
"That's right, we can't even rely on the nine-tailed fox... just wait!!!"
September slammed the table angrily, stood up, grabbed your collar and lifted you up, then looked at you angrily.
"Say it to me again! Are you discriminating against me? I am also a nine-tailed fox! Why did you immediately find a dating app? You bastard! Are you looking down on me?! Are you looking down on my ability as a nine-tailed fox?"
You nodded calmly.
"yes."
"I'm going to kill you! You virgin who needs a fake girlfriend!!"
The runaway Jiuyue was quickly controlled by Xiaoyu, but he was still aggressive.
So you laughed indifferently. At this point, there is no need for anyone to cherish face and friendship. At this time, it is of course a situation of life and death.
"So, Miss Jiuyue, who is a nine-tailed fox."
Your voice is like ice, like the cold wind in the underworld. Your voice is so cold that it makes everyone shiver.
Especially Xiaoyu, she feels like you are going to kill Jiuyue.
"You are a 200-year-old nine-tailed fox."
You looked at September and took out your ultimate weapon.
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
In an instant, September turned gray and became a statue made of powder in Xiaoyu's arms. When a couple at the door opened the door and walked in, the wind they brought blew September into white ash all over the sky.
So you all agreed that letting Jiuyue take action would definitely lead to failure, so you started looking for blind dates and apps that rent girlfriends.
Then, September joined in silently.
"Well, why did this girl ask me if I wanted to stay overnight? What does stay overnight mean?"
Xiaotian with a pure face.
“…”
Ao Lie who is unable to speak.
"Well, it probably means I have to play games with you at night. But why did my facial recognition authentication fail? It's really infuriating."
This is Nezha with an expressionless face.
"Well, we're not playing games... Anyway, Xiaotian, just don't agree to it. Damn it, why is it so hard to find a quiet fake girlfriend? 3,000 yuan! Are people so materialistic nowadays?!"
This is Xiaoyu who looks annoyed.
"Well, how about taking a look at mine? This non-human agency looks pretty reliable."
September showed up, holding her phone and opening an app.
You watched the advertisement of this app together. It said that if you tell me your needs, the company will send corresponding gods or monsters to help you meet your needs, and usually they will use their own monsters or gods' power to help you accomplish it.
But things that are too outrageous are not acceptable.
For example, immortality, becoming the ruler of a country, or getting rich overnight are not possible. These are wishes and ideas that you can achieve through your own efforts, but cannot be successfully completed for some reason.
"Looks good?"
You try to place an order.
Ten minutes later, a woman with long black hair, sitting on a lotus platform and with a halo behind her head, a big light image, appeared in front of you. In her hand, she was holding a coffee cup with a green straw.
She walked in front of Jiu Yue and looked at you with a smile on her face, while Ao Lie, Xiao Yu, Xiao Tian and Nezha were all silent and lowered their heads, trying hard to make their presence disappear completely.
Faced with this scene, the woman just smiled, then bent down and looked at Jiu Yue, her eyes full of love and tenderness.
"Hello, is this the person named September who needs a temporary girlfriend to deal with his parents?"
September waved his hands quickly and pushed you in front of the woman.
"Ah, no, it's this person, Li Ke who needs it."
You look at this woman and find that she fits your aesthetic very well. The white dress can't hide her curvy figure, which is three levels taller than September's. Her gentle temperament also makes you feel very familiar. And the most important thing is...
Long straight black hair.
However, what you didn't expect was that after hearing your name and seeing your face, this woman with long black hair took three steps back.
"this……"
She looked at the group of people who had shrunk under the table, then looked at you, and then fell silent.
"What's wrong?"
You are a little curious, and you think you are not ugly.
"Ah, well, there are many reasons. You are so handsome, do you really need to find a fake girlfriend?"
You could see that she was resisting and quite embarrassed.
"That's not the case, but... for monsters and gods, isn't gender not that important? And what exactly are you? I always feel like they're afraid of you..."
Then, you immediately see that the clothes on this person have changed and become the Guanyin you usually see.
"Maybe it's because I'm Guanyin. But how should I put it, benefactor... I took this order mainly to promote the tolerance of Buddhism, tolerance of same-sex love and so on... So..."
The person who claims to be Guanyin bows to you.
“Can you refund the money without giving a bad review?”
