Chapter 580 Happy Daily Life
Because as long as you win, the host will get a bonus from you, the host is trying very hard to help you survive the tavern.
then……
In the second one, because the host added the species of toad in order to increase Xiaoyu's role, this directly led to Xiaoyu's indiscriminate attacks.
The whole team was wiped out.
In the third game, because Ao Lie had no idea where he was going and just existed as a mount, the team had disagreements for various reasons, which directly led to Ao Lie bringing everyone in a strange way to the final boss whose identity had been concealed before.
The whole team was wiped out.
The fourth time, Jiu Yue wanted to try to persuade the city lord, but because she subconsciously thought that she was a beauty and could easily persuade everyone, the city lord directly ordered a wanted order for them.
The whole team was wiped out.
In the fifth one, because Xiaotian had to chase a magical rabbit, he was killed by Xiaoyu's hidden arrow, but he still killed the rabbit before he died, which directly led to a powerful group of rabbits surrounding you.
The whole team was wiped out.
"How does it feel?"
You, who have been performing steadily, are drinking Coke and looking at your friends who are arguing and are about to switch from a running group to an offline group. You are looking at the host with a relaxed expression.
“…”
The host felt very tired.
But no matter what, you finally defeated the devil with the host's crazy letting the game go, and the host was finally freed.
You gave him three times the money you agreed to, but you still couldn't save the boy's career.
host.
Resigned.
Because Jiuyue is still an unemployed vagrant for the time being, the others are similar, but unlike Jiuyue, Xiaoyu and Ao Lie have mines at home, and Xiaotian is also supported by Erlang Shen, also known as Three-Eyed Brother, so the only poor person who still needs to do odd jobs is Jiuyue.
So, you need to face the problem of making money.
And you...
"Playing with stocks?"
You looked at your computer and randomly found a way to play.
Your parents are very pleased and give you 30 billion in funds and a global financial company with 5,000 lawyers and 30,000 traders.
you:"……"
But you should still keep your identity secret as much as possible and prepare to find a random job. After all, people cannot rely on their parents alone.
In the twenty-fourth year, your younger brother was born. Although he loved you very much, he also liked to punch and kick you, making you wonder whether he loved you or not.
However, your parents are urging you to get married more and more.
You thought about many people pretending to be your girlfriend. You thought about Xiaoyu, and you thought about asking Jiu Yue’s grandmother Daji - she told you about this.
But the only thing you haven't considered is September.
Because based on your understanding of September, once this scum of the world, the shame among foxes, knows your identity, she will most likely cry on the ground holding your trouser legs, demanding that you give her a monthly salary of 4,000 yuan, with two days off and normal annual leave, a year-end bonus and five insurances and one fund, and a job that specializes in ordering takeout!
For a moment, you thought that Jiu Yue would not stoop to this level, but after thinking carefully about the various despicable actions this nine-tailed fox had taken just to get a free meal, you nodded.
She definitely will!
You nodded affirmatively.
then……
"I asked you all to come here this time because I have something to ask of you."
You sit in the Malatang restaurant, looking at the people you invited.
The unemployed vagrant Jiuyue, the parasite Ao Lie, the chairman of the Earth-Moon Mooncake Alliance Xiaoyu, the pet dog Xiaotian, and the parasite Nezha.
September nodded, looked at you seriously, then patted your shoulder and gave you a thumbs up.
"You tell me, whether it's climbing a mountain of swords or descending into a sea of fire! I will let Lielie and Xiaotian accompany you!"
"ha?"
"Woof?"
Ao Lie and Xiao Tian looked confused.
You punched September to the ground helplessly, and then when she was crying on the table with a big bump on her head, you explained the reason.
"So, you want us to pretend to be your girlfriend?"
Xiaoyu asked with a somewhat embarrassed look on her face.
You nodded.
"Yes, that's right. There are red envelopes."
You took out a red envelope filled with money and waved it in front of them, making these gods and monsters who need to support themselves unable to help but follow the shaking of your hand with their eyes.
“I’ll go!”
September came back to life instantly, raised her hands high, and her eyes suddenly turned into the shape of banknotes.
"So, you understand, right?"
You simply held up your red envelope and held down the face of September, who was sitting next to you, with one hand.
"Because Jiuyue will definitely be exposed, I want to know who among you is the most proficient in the art of transformation and can help me pretend to be my girlfriend."
You looked towards the other people present.
"Well, I'm pretty good at pretending to be a woman!"
Ao Lie smiled, and then a puff of smoke dissipated, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume with a pretty appearance and very cool clothes appeared in front of you.
Then, Ao Lie spoke.
It sounded like the clear sound of a lark, and everyone nodded when they heard it.
"Great... Is there anyone else who wants to sign up?"
You nodded. The White Dragon Horse turning into a woman was really... too sexy. I have to say, the one who truly understands what men like is a man.
"Uh, forget it. I don't really use transformation techniques."
An embarrassed look appeared on Xiaoyu's face, and she moved away.
Then, the beautiful woman that Ao Lie transformed into spoke in a clear and puzzled voice.
"Xiaoyu, why did you kick me?"
Xiaoyu covered her head in pain.
"Because you're a fool, of course!"
Xiaoyu glanced at the sky which was beginning to darken with clouds and complained silently, but immediately broke into a bright smile.
"Well, look up in the sky, are your people making rain? I think I see your dad!"
Ao Lie turned his head suddenly, and the changes on his body disappeared instantly. He looked up at the sky in confusion.
"Eh? No? That's weird. Could it be someone just randomly made it rain again? Wait a minute, I'll go up and take a look."
Ao Lie left in a hurry, but Xiaoyu's smile didn't change at all.
Ao Lie flew into the sky.
Ao Lie was struck by lightning.
Ao Lie came back covered in dust and dirt.
He sat back in his seat expressionlessly, then fell on the table expressionlessly, with his tongue sticking out very long, which immediately aroused Nezha's interest, and he began to put sugar on Ao Lie's tongue.
And when adding the sugar, he turned his head and said something to you expressionlessly.
"I look too rough to play a girl."
