Chapter 32: Deep Hatred
When it comes to swearing, Shen, an ancient man, can never be compared with Li Ke, who has experienced the Internet age.
Apart from anything else, Li Ke could think of more swear words than he could think of poems or songs.
This is certainly not because Li Ke’s head is full of garbage, but because Li Ke neither sees nor uses poetry and songs in his daily life, but abusive words are endless whether in bulletin boards, games, or various forums.
Sarcasm, indirect criticism, Zaun piano and so on. The high pressure of modern life has caused people to use the Internet as a trash can to vent their negative emotions, and countless trash words naturally emerge in an endless stream.
So even though it is not something to be proud of, Li Ke can still guarantee that there is no one above him in this world.
There is no one.
She knows how to curse and irritate people better than he does.
"Forget it, you bastard..."
Shen took a deep breath to calm his agitated emotions. Li Ke's words seemed to have a kind of magic that made him unable to help but get serious about it, as if he had dealt with this guy many times before.
Shen scoffed at his own idea, because before Li Ke appeared in front of him, he was just an ordinary swordsman, not a very outstanding figure.
However, Li Ke had messed up his mentality and he didn't plan to appear in front of Li Ke.
No one likes to be followed, even by the Sect of the Balance, so he knew very well that if he was with Li Ke, he would definitely be ridiculed and provoked by the other party.
"But since you didn't get the formula of the elixir wrong, I won't bother you anymore."
After saying this, Shen planned to leave. Li Ke didn't want to keep him at first, because with him there, there would be variables in his simulation.
But just as Shen was about to jump out the window and leave, Li Ke suddenly had an idea and grabbed Shen's pants.
Shen's body suddenly stopped after he jumped out. He was supposed to jump to another roof body suddenly fell down. If he had not reacted quickly and immediately supported his body with his hands, his handsome face would have slammed hard against the wall.
But the biggest problem was that his pants fell down.
There were screams coming from downstairs, and Li Ke also laughed awkwardly.
He returned to the house, pulled up his pants, Shen drew out the steel sword from behind, looked at the somewhat embarrassed Li Ke, and asked his question.
"What kind of offering would you like?"
Li Ke scratched his head. This was an accident. He hadn't thought about it. Who would have known that the famous Shen would have such a poor quality belt? It broke with a slight pull!
And he didn't expect it.
Shen's butt is bigger than most women's, it's truly an Ionian butt.
"You like clean water? I see."
Shen walked towards Li Ke with an expressionless face, the murderous intent in his heart was beyond words.
His father has never treated him like this since he was a child. Today, Li Ke opened his eyes and made him embarrassed. It would be difficult to end this matter unless someone died.
Besides, I can't live in Ionia anymore, so I should find a way to go to Demacia and spend the rest of my life there where no one knows me.
"No, no, no, what I like most is a comfortable life, and it would be best if I had a beautiful wife and concubines around me, with many beautiful women around me."
Li Ke explained as he stepped back that he liked fine clothes, delicious food and fine wine, a beautiful wife whom he loved and who also loved him, and his own life value, tall buildings and spacious houses.
This is the only point that cannot be blasphemed, he must refute Shen.
If he could only think about it before traveling through time, and if he could still only think about it after traveling through time, then wouldn’t it be a waste of time for him to travel through time?
"I know."
Shen nodded expressionlessly. He and Li Ke had a deep hatred for each other, and he must kill Li Ke!
"But I'll only give you clean water, so you better like clean water!"
“…”
"Any last wishes?"
"I want to live to a ripe old age, preferably twenty times as long as Nobunaga."
"Who is Nobunaga?"
"A guy in his fifties who loves barbecue."
“…”
"How about it?"
"Do you have any last words?"
"Hey! Where's the last wish?!"
"There is no such thing!"
The two chased each other for a while, and finally Li Ke let Shen punch him twice in the back, and the matter was over. After the fight, both of them felt hungry, so Li Ke suggested going out for a meal, and Shen was going to refuse, but looking at the restaurant Li Ke pointed to, and then looking at the pancake in his arms, he finally disobeyed his father's instructions shamefully.
There's nothing he can do, he's still a young man after all.
Looking at the hot pot in front of him , Shen put the mutton into his bowl, then drank the fruit wine that he had said he would never drink, and then spoke to Li Ke.
" Sure enough , the mutton in this store is still so delicious. Let me tell you, the sheep in this store are really good. Someone feeds them with good grass every day, and..."
He spoke very clearly and could be called the best eater in Ionia. He knew a lot about the breeding and cultivation of mutton, and it was obvious that he had been to this place many times.
But Li Ke prefers the fruit wine here.
This kind of fruit beer-like "wine" is almost the same as modern iced beer after being chilled in a deep well. And because of the excellent raw materials, the taste of this wine is quite good, with a continuous aftertaste and without being intoxicating.
Although fruit wine itself does not contain much alcohol.
But Li Ke felt that for a ninja like Shen, even if he broke the rules, it would be better for him not to lead the other party astray to a greater extent.
But just as he finished thinking this, Shen, who seemed somewhat dissatisfied, spoke up.
"It's just that the wine you ordered is not good. If it were me, I would order Moon Dew Wine, otherwise it would not be enjoyable..."
Li Ke's hands trembled. Moon Dew Wine is one of the strongest liquors in the whole of Ionia, and is on the same level as Vodka, Erguotou, and Laobai Gan.
The fruit wine in front of him was indeed bland and tasteless compared to these things.
"I thought... ninjas were pure-hearted and had few desires."
After taking a sip of fruit wine, Li Ke complained silently. Shen, who was originally in high spirits, immediately began to stutter. With a red face, he played with the wine glass, trying hard to defend himself.
"How can you quit drinking if you don't understand the harm of alcohol? It is because you need to understand its harms to understand why you should stay away from it. So drinking is a spiritual practice. Can spiritual practice be considered drinking?"
hehe.
Li Ke smiled and stopped talking about it, and Shen also wanted to change the subject, so he started talking about their business.
"There's actually something wrong with you. You might attract ghosts, which is not a good thing. That's why I followed you... But originally, my father told me to act in secret to see if you are in danger. If you are related to ghosts, I will take action. If you are not related, it depends on your own luck. But who made you behave so strangely after taking the medicine..."
Shen still felt a little embarrassed, but not because he was following Li Ke, but because he was not 100% sure and thought Li Ke had taken the wrong medicine.
This also reminded Li Ke that even though he was following the other party, he would not take action if the other party was seeking death and provoked a powerful enemy that was not a demon.
Li Ke didn't care about these. He was actually quite afraid of ghosts, so he didn't care about being followed. He even wanted to ask Ku to follow him, and it would be best if they watched him when he went to the toilet.
We are all men anyway, so what are we afraid of?
but……
Raising his glass with great interest, he asked meaningfully about a question he had always been curious about.
"I don't mind that. After all, that's what the Kinkou does. You don't care about mundane things. But I'm curious. If the Noxians invade Ionia, will you not care?"
Shen's expression darkened for a moment, but he still responded.
"That's right, I won't care."
