Chapter 31 A wonderful exchange with Shen
For Li Ke, his top priority is to kill the spirit beast that his master has assigned him, and then look for medicinal herbs in the local villages, buy them, and hunt to make money.
Then, continue to rely on the power of the Sims and your own training to stand in the sky!
To do this, he needed a path that wouldn't be too dangerous.
What about becoming a gigolo in the new world and using a mythological way to make Irelia marry him.
Things like kissing with the Vastaya beast-eared girl and opening the Shura Field are all secondary matters.
Regardless of how powerful he will be in the future, now he is still just a weak, helpless swordsman who loves to eat!
Therefore, he has to use simulation to step into all the pitfalls before setting off.
However, Shen's arrival brought another variable.
"What's the change? Did you really take the wrong medicine?"
The more Shen looked, the more worried he became. Li Ke looked like he was in big trouble. If he didn't have something to hide, why would he have such an expression?
"I just want to thank you for your eight generations of ancestors."
Li Ke smiled and said this.
Shen was stunned for a moment, scratched his head shyly, and smiled innocently.
"You don't need to thank your eight generations of ancestors. Just thank me and my father. After all, he was the one who educated me so well."
Are you stupid?!
Li Ke just wanted to vomit blood, why was Shen so stupid?
But looking at his constipated appearance, Shen smiled darkly in his heart. Every time someone scolded him like this, he would pretend to be innocent, and in this way, the other person would feel uncomfortable .
"It's nothing... you're just overthinking it. These pills are perfectly normal, there's absolutely no problem!"
Li Ke was full of confidence. He followed the steps strictly! How could there be a problem?
But Shen just smiled.
"I do not believe!"
Ning is also Luyu?
Li Ke didn't tolerate him at all. She rolled her eyes at him and proudly placed the medicine bottle in front of Shen.
"See for yourself!"
Shen took it and took a look. In fact, since Li Ke was able to calmly hand over the pill to him for inspection, he already knew that Li Ke definitely did not use their sect's pills to do anything strange, but...
Li Ke is very interesting, so he came up with the idea of playing a trick on Li Ke.
He picked up a pill, looked at it, then took out one of his own pills and placed the two pills in front of Li Ke.
"This one has about 30% less horseweed, which will cause dizziness in the user. Obviously, you didn't mix it well."
Li Ke smiled slightly. He was just dizzy and he could handle it.
Then Shen took out another one.
"This one, the penetration of the phantom phosphorus powder is not enough. If you take it rashly, you will have diarrhea."
Li Ke smiled again.
It's just diarrhea, no big deal, he has enough tree leaves in stock!
Shen raised his eyebrows. He didn't expect Li Ke to remain calm. He felt that Li Ke was interesting and had worse thoughts in mind.
"Wow, this one is terrible. The roots of this Qianling root are so big. If you eat them after mixing them together, you will be consumed by lust. If you can't get treatment in time, you will die suddenly due to congestion all over your body!"
As Shen spoke, he stuffed the pill into his arms, but when he waited for Li Ke to grab his hand, he saw Li Ke sneering at him.
"Hey? You don't want it?"
Shen felt a little unhappy. He had followed Li Ke all the way and was sure that Li Ke was a pervert. He never forgot to look at other people's butts while walking. After taking the medicine just now, he kept talking about butts and so on.
If you say a person like this is not a pervert, who would believe you?
"It's okay. You have better ones here anyway."
Li Ke sneered and put all the good pills that Shen placed on the table into his arms. Shen curled his lips and was too lazy to argue with Li Ke about this matter.
Although Li Ke's pills were crudely made and had side effects, they were essentially the same. And those side effects were not that exaggerated. The one that caused dizziness was just a slight dizziness, which did not affect anything. The others were just a little weak in effectiveness, but there were no serious problems.
It is at that moment that diarrhea occurs, and it really causes diarrhea.
After Li Ke took the dizziness pill, he would definitely feel that the side effects were not that serious, and then...
Shen gave a sly smile in his heart.
This is his evil intention.
Anyway, he still has to follow Li Ke all the way. If Li Ke gets into danger because of the pill, he will just help. Nothing will happen.
As for why he teased Li Ke?
He was somewhat dissatisfied with his father's evaluation of Li Ke, and he also wanted to make friends with Li Ke. This harmless joke could just promote the relationship between them.
And most importantly…
"Speaking of which, why are you following me?"
Li Ke asked Shen while he was packing. He wanted to complain about Shen's hairstyle. The topknot was a trick used by Japanese warriors in ancient times to make it easier for the enemy to lift their heads...
No, it is to avoid getting prickly heat when wearing a helmet, but for Li Ke, every time he sees a topknot, he subconsciously thinks of a samurai.
When he thought of samurai, he thought of seppuku.
So when he saw Shen, he felt that the other party would commit seppuku.
And the hair on top is particularly ugly!
"My father said that you might get into trouble. After all, you have encountered evil spirits so many times. He asked me to protect you for a while... What's that look in your eyes?"
Shen Yue felt unhappy when he looked at Li Ke. He always felt that he was a dead man in the other's eyes, which was why he teased Li Ke.
"Nothing, I just think your hairstyle is... well, very unique."
Li Ke tried hard to move his head away from the other person's hair.
"It's because I have to wear a helmet and a headgear! You know the weather in Ionia. Wearing a helmet for a while will cause prickly heat on your head. If you wear it for a long time, it's very difficult to take care of it!"
Shen spoke with some dissatisfaction. If possible, he would also like to have long flowing hair like everyone else, but the problem is that as a disciple, he has to do a lot of things, and it would be very troublesome without a helmet and a head cover.
Li Ke whispered.
"But I heard that Ku said another disciple, Jie..."
Shen interrupted him immediately, as if he was arguing about something.
"He has little hair! He will be bald sooner or later! So he doesn't have this worry! And fringe is very handsome, okay? It looks like a samurai!"
Looking at Shen in front of him, who was somewhat excited and even excited because of his appearance, Li Ke sighed slightly, because in the future, Shen would become quite stable and become the dogmatic guy in the game.
The murder of his father seemed to be a huge blow to Shen.
Li Ke could also understand that the friendship between Shen and Jie was well-known in Ionia, especially after Shen got engaged, Jie's constant matchmaking had become a beautiful story.
but……
If the opponent needs to be attacked, he must be attacked.
"But I didn't say that bangs are ugly, why are you so anxious..."
Shen, his face flushed and he was speechless, and he even wanted to draw his sword.
