Chapter 302: Kodick, when will you do that? I'll fuck you, you bastard!
"Well……"
As soon as he entered the main interface of the game, XTT felt something was wrong and groaned.
After closing the seven pages including "Daily Tasks", "First Deposit Benefits", "Server Launch Events", "Gathering Gifts", and "Pride Flag Collection", the genius boy fell into deep thought.
"Fuck you..."
XTT was quite hesitant, even doubting whether he had entered the wrong game:
"I'm opening the $75 pre-order version of High Energy Pioneer, right? Not the free version of Crossfire, right?"
Opening Lightning Strike!
The barrage of comments couldn't be contained any longer!
'It's broken! Zhongyue read it! I've already used the Yunwei somatosensory cabin, why is there still a pop-up window about the line of fire shuttle?'
"Hahahahahahahaha, this is so fitting, bro. Did Yun Wei let the little polar bear take over his body?"
"Don't be so mean, there aren't so many pop-ups in Crossfire now, and Fire Kirin is free."
"Ah? I'll check it out later. Go get the Fire Kirin first..."
"I was amused right from the start. I even seemed to see the lucky draw wheel?"
"You are not in a trance. There really is a big wheel where you can draw weapons..."
'ah?'
'This... 75 dollars?'
'It's broken! He's really become a moron!'
'It's hard to imagine that this is the interface of a buy-to-play game. I can't hold it in anymore, hahahahahahaha...'
"……"
Did you design this too???
Under the lightning strike of the opening, not to mention the many experienced players.
Even someone like Shen Miaomiao who doesn't play games much was shocked by the dazzling pop-up pages that deceived people into spending money!
This thing... should only exist in free games... and not all free games are like this...
After all, she seemed to have only seen this kind of scene in a few games produced by Xunteng Games' Guangyao Studio.
Even in Tianlang's several free games, the pop-up windows that deceive people into playing games are not so scary.
"Oh, this is Lao Lu's suggestion,"
Gu Sheng smiled and nodded:
"Lao Lu thinks Xun Teng's pop-up window at the beginning of the game is really disgusting. Every time the game starts, it takes half a minute to close the pop-up window, which is really infuriating, so I added it."
Talking.
Gu Sheng took a sip of Coke, shrugged and muttered to himself: "They really haven't changed anything..."
Shen Miaomiao was numb.
Looking at the live broadcast window a little desperately.
Yun Wei is such an idiot. He will really step into the trap if there is one.
This is not...
"Are you trying to disgust me on purpose? I'm CNM!"
Before Shen Miaomiao could finish her muttering, XTT in the live broadcast room couldn't hold it anymore. After closing the page, he looked at the red dots on a series of labels such as [Activity], [Pass], [Lucky Wheel], [Collection·Destiny], [Superhero], [Limited Time Gift Pack], etc. He was like a volcano on the verge of eruption:
"CNM, I'm here to play a fucking PC web game? I paid for it, right? No? I'm going to have to check my spending records later. I don't remember receiving a refund. Didn't this game become free after it was released?"
As soon as these words came out!
There was even more laughter in the live broadcast room, and the audience was almost laughing.
'I knew it!'
'Hahahahaha this is too abstract'
'Is it Yunwei who cheated, or is it Polar Bear who cheated?'
'Fuck, I'm dying of laughter at this page'
"The Taoist priest and his fifteen dogs are walking sideways all over the area!"
"Hi everyone, I'm Zha Zha Hui. I'm here to tell you about the new version of Miracle Ship that you've never seen before. It's 8 o'clock tonight. Come and kill me if you're a brother."
'This page is fucking hilarious'
'A genius boy becomes a retarded child overnight! Is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality? Please pay attention to "The Road of No Return" at 8 o'clock tonight'
'It's really a live broadcast immortal'
"No wonder there are no player voices. They are all busy laughing, right?"
“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…”
"……"
"Uh... this is Dajiang's suggestion,"
Gu Sheng saw Little Nezha staring at him in astonishment again and shrugged:
"Dajiang thought this thing was even more disgusting than pop-ups, so he added it. Who would have thought that they would continue to use it... I guess the stupid foreigners have never seen such a scene..."
That's outrageous, brother!
Shen Miaomiao felt unwell.
While being shocked, I suddenly thought of a theory -
The reason why the top players in an industry are at the top is not only because they understand the path to success, but more importantly, they know where the big risks in the industry are.
But the problem is!
This kind of ultimate brain damage is obviously designed to disgust players, and even she, a layman, can see it.
How come Yunwei’s designer in charge of this project couldn’t see it?
In theory, even if the designer in charge of this project is an idiot:
"He shouldn't be that stupid, right?"
Shen Miaomiao really didn't understand.
Upon hearing this, Gu Sheng laughed without any surprise:
"The designer in charge of this project is indeed not a low-level person. He was even one of the three major Konami companies before, and he once worked on two 3S-level projects - Silent Hill and Yakuza. He is..."
Fate is wonderful beyond words.
Shen Miaomiao had a complicated expression and closed Yun Wei's desperate eyes.
Yamamoto Tsuna.
This unlucky guy actually met Old Gu again.
That makes sense.
There is no doubt that the tragic failure in the past caused Yamamoto Tsuna to suffer from severe "Gu Sheng PTSD".
This unfortunate fellow must have been both afraid and hateful of Lao Gu, so much so that after "stealing" the project plan "personally supervised" by Lao Gu, he blindly trusted the authority of this supernova designer who is now famous in Asia and even the world.
If Lao Gu drew a pit, he would jump into it.
even!
It is very possible that he himself has already seen the big iron nail at the bottom of the pit, and under the pressure of the four words "Gu Sheng's authority", he would deceive himself that it was a chocolate teething bar, and then jump down without hesitation.
well……
Shen Miaomiao sighed resignedly, drank a sip of the brown sugar water that Lao Gu had specially made for her, then turned slightly to the side, gently leaned against Gu Sheng, found a comfortable position and rested her head on his shoulder.
That's it.
Marry a chicken, follow the chicken; marry a dog, follow the dog. Who made me so blind that I chose such a seemingly smart and actually really smart manager from among the thousands of people?
Adjust your mindset.
Just have fun. I still.
after all……
If we ignore the external factors of whether or not there is a rebate.
This game is really fun to the point of being weird.
"Ouch - you don't know how to play D (DPS) can you please stop snatching it! What you are playing is a piece of shit!!!"
In the live broadcast room, XTT's voice was filled with anger!
Having barely accepted these disgusting opening pages, XTT was like a poor guy who had just fallen down and got up from the ground. Before he could stand firmly, he was hit by the setting truck called "Fixed 222" again!
You must know!
As long as you are a FPS player, everyone has a desire to output.
However, under the fixed formation of 2T2N2D, such a large amount of output is definitely not enough to match up a game.
Thus, an extremely embarrassing situation arose——
Thus, an extremely embarrassing situation arose——
If you play as T or N, the matching time is at most 5-10 seconds, and you can start the game immediately.
But if you play D, the matching time displayed will be a full two minutes!
That's it, it still shows the time.
XTT chose the hero "Cross Hammer" and entered the game after being unable to start the game for five minutes.
The team competition in this game is divided into two categories:
Dog tag acquisition and flag grabbing.
Needless to say, as for dog tags, you kill people and pick up dog tags, and the side with more dog tags wins.
In fact, theoretically speaking, in order to win this mode, D has to kill people, T has to pick up cards, and N has to heal T.
But the two Ds from XTT are pure mad dogs!
The person is impossible to kill, and he keeps sending dog tags to the other side.
"Oh my god, I really am... Oh my god... Can you please stop giving me shit... Take this fucking blow from me!!!"
boom--
Seeing that his teammates could not be relied upon, XTT, who was extremely talented after all, charged forward with his hammer, and relying on his own health advantage, he actually forced the opponent's player with the highest dog tag into a dead corner.
Then the sledgehammer swung and killed the opponent on the spot!
bite!!!
28 dog tags instantly appeared in front of XTT!
There was cheering in the live broadcast room!
Even Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao cheered for XTT and said it was awesome!
However, the next second——
brake--!!!
A green figure flashed past XTT like a ghost, taking away the 28 dog tags he had obtained with great difficulty.
At this moment, the countdown of the game has reached the last ten seconds!
"Why!"
XTT let out a short scream and froze in shock, watching his "Ninja Source" teammate reach out and grab the long sword behind him!
[Gilded, open, wow cool——]
Bang bang!
【ah--】
He was halfway through unleashing his ultimate when he was shot dead by the opponent's cowboy with two headshots.
Last second!
bite!
28 dog tags were picked up accurately by the opposing cowboy.
【fail】
“…”
silence.
There was a long silence.
XTT fell silent.
He silently opened the scoreboard, then selected the ID of Ninja Yuan's teammate, chose to report, and then chose "maliciously disrupting the game environment."
Next second.
Pop-up window pops up——
[Sorry, Pioneer Girl did not detect any abnormal data of this player. Please make good use of the game report function to create a better gaming environment. Thank you~]
"roll--!!!"
The explosive roar instantly resounded throughout the live broadcast room, even causing the microphone to make a tearing sound!
XTT’s volcano finally erupted!
It's like a huge wave, and even more like a raging flame!
"F***! Do you understand? F***!"
"My teammate died and gave up! This is the fucking game environment and you tell me to use the report function properly?"
"I'm reporting you, you bastard! I'm reporting you, you bastard! I'm playing this game!"
"You guys are selling this **** game for 75 bucks! Are you in a hurry to buy a **** coffin for you, you **** bastard!"
"I *sucked your blood* Kodick!"
"I'm gonna fuck you!!!"
"ah--!!!"
XTT's ultimate defense-breaking performance and the audience's hilarious carnival——
'Hahahahahaha oh my god this is such a show!'
'Warning warning! Warning warning!'
"Red Temperature! Ultimate Red Temperature!"
'My blood pressure suddenly went up hahahaha'
"My heart rate has reached 135 hahahahahaha. It never exploded like this when I was 1v3 in the previous hunt."
"Fuck, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. This game is so fucking fun."
'What kind of SB game is this, hahahahaha'
'"Borrowing the Best from Others"'
'God damn well learn from everyone'
"Hey, I suddenly have a bold idea. Could this thing be a smokescreen that the old thief deliberately set off, and then stolen by Yun Wei?"
"Hiss - although this guess is out of the ordinary and even a bit weird, but if you think about it carefully... it seems to make some sense..."
"Yeah, this opening page and a bunch of red dots, who wouldn't say it's too strong..."
"And it sounds like something that old bastard would do."
"Don't say that! Don't say that!"
'Hahahahaha that's too outrageous'
"This is so funny, how stupid you have to be to fall for this, this game is like paying $75 for a piece of shit"
'Hey! Hey! Go check out the live broadcasts of other anchors in the shooting game area! I would like to call it the public toilet Spring Festival Gala!'
“Huh? Really? Hahahaha…”
"……"
good!
The popularity of "High Energy Pioneer" is really hot!
From the United States to America, to Europe, and then across the ocean to sweep the world.
During the period when "Overwatch" has not yet been released and even the release date has not been announced, there is no doubt that "Overwatch", which has monopolized the top blockbuster and the majority of publicity and promotion, has become the only FPS blockbuster released in the first half of the year so far.
Various anchors have also put the game on pre-order early on, just waiting to play it to their heart’s content today!
But the result!
It remains to be seen whether the anchors had a good time or not.
But there is no doubt that everyone is obviously completely disgusted by this ridiculously bad game!
Various Bibles appeared one after another.
Some people complain about the second generation FPS settings——
"Why do you need to aim the Captain Gorilla's electric gun? I don't know. Anyway, you're sick. By the time you raise that damn gun, the opponent's D has already run 100,000 meters away. I've died 10,000 times, and my body is stiff. Maybe humans have moved outside the solar system. By the time you aim that damn gun, there's nothing to see, but you're still aiming. I don't understand why you're aiming at a gun with a forked pee. Do you have to aim to show off? Did the virtual crosshairs dig up your family's graves? What the hell are you aiming for..."
Some people complained about the game's krypton gold system——
"Let's not talk about the game costing 75 dollars, more than 500 yuan. Just look at the lottery setting of Destiny. There is a guaranteed minimum of 500 draws, and each draw costs 2 dollars. I believe that friends who have played the game know what the guarantee means. This means that in addition to spending more than 500 yuan to enter the game, you will need more than 1,000 to 7,000 yuan to fully obtain the complete game experience of a hero. There is also the ultimate flying big slot Iron Fist that is priced at 200 dollars and can only be purchased with krypton gold, and your mother's hammer is tough, has control, and has output. Brigitte, I just want to ask if CloudWare is going bankrupt recently, or does Vivendi want you to pave water pipes for the galaxy..."
Some people complained that these were filled with correct game images and dubbing——
"F***, I was playing DWA and suddenly someone said 'My balls itch'. F*** you're sick, go get treatment! You have to be so disgusting, right? You have to mention that this guy is a fussy guy, right? Is CNM fun? Either they are black angels, or they have a male heart with a void, and they want to stick eight pride flags all over the map. F*** you are so proud, why don't you, Codick, stick a pride flag on your B face and go out every day? F*** you! It's so popular, which magician group did you see come to play the game? Oh, they lick the special group under the banner of correctness and disgust the players who play the game, right..."
Some people even lost so many games that they went berserk, their blood pressure exploded and they cursed ELO.
"Either the opponents are all stupid, killing people is as easy as killing chickens, 20-0-0 directly! Or you give me stupid teammates and give the opponent an automatic aiming AI! If you like control so much, why don't you go home and control your dog to play crazy! What's the point of making this game! The skills are useless, I have to burn incense and worship Buddha, right? It's really better to burn incense than to practice shooting! Damn it, you like to use ****AI to control the winning rate so much, and you still sell your **** game! You might as well become a steel ball immortal like Kole Aesthetics Damn it..."
Players around the world are excited.
Just as the player said.
although!
"High Energy Pioneer" has set off a wave of craze around the world because of its correct banner!
But the problem is!
After all, it is ordinary players who ultimately buy and play games, not those magician "leaders."
So!
A huge gaming holy war begins now!
Players from all walks of life shouted, "When will you do that, Cotrick? I'll kill you, you bastard!" and raised their troops!
An unprecedented public relations disaster, like a building about to collapse, a raging tide, was heading towards Kodick and his Yunwei——
Come rolling in!!!
