Shen Xingru's so-called scientific method of curing a broken heart was verified in the afternoon three days after Xiao Baobei received Lin Muran's two boxes of food.
During these three days, Xiao Baobei has gathered herself together and continued to attend classes. Although she couldn't focus on what the teacher was saying, she at least managed to put herself in the classroom.
These days, Lin Muren seemed to be too busy with various things in the club to call Xiao Baobei, but he still kept sending her some jokes on his mobile phone. Xiao Baobei didn't know how this handsome Lin had the patience to type those long jokes on his mobile phone. She just automatically attributed these jokes to Lin Muren's gloating over her being dumped.
As for Li Yange, it was not known whether this school was too big or their fate had come to an end. Every time Xiao Baobei thought she saw Li Yange, the facts always proved that she had recognized the wrong person.
That day, Xiao Baobei and Shen Xingru returned to the dormitory after class. As usual, Shen Xingru picked up the chocolates in the box and started eating (author: she had completely forgotten that she had to maintain a good figure...), and then stood in front of the wardrobe, hesitating.
This hesitation lasted nearly half an hour...
"Who are you going to meet today dressed up beautifully?" Xiao Baobei, who was curled up in the quilt, couldn't help asking when he saw Shen Xingru frowning.
You know, although Shen Xingru would usually worry about what to wear, she would never worry about it for such a long time like she did today.
"Meet a lot of people..." Shen Xingru frowned, and it was obvious that this answer was a bit perfunctory.
"Aren't you afraid of being late? Don't choose. I think the blue one is nice." Xiao Baobei sat up, stretched his neck, glanced at Shen Xingru's wardrobe, and said lightly.
Shen Xingru listened to Xiao Baobei's words and took the blue dress out of the closet. She still looked a little annoyed. "But, baby, don't you think this dress doesn't suit you?"
I?
When Xiao Baobei heard Shen Xingru's words, several question marks of different sizes suddenly popped up in his head.
When did she ever say she was going to wear that dress?
"What does this have to do with me..." Baby Xiao was confused.
Shen Xingru put down the blue skirt, picked up a pink skirt again, walked up to Xiao Baobei, and gestured in front of her: "Baby, I think this skirt suits you better than the blue one. You can wear this skirt later!"
After listening to Shen Xingru's words, Xiao Baobei became even more confused: "Where are we going?"
"Where are we going? Did I forget to tell you? We're going on a blind date!"
Blind date?
Blind date?
Blind date!
She, a sunny and beautiful girl who is only 20 years old, actually wants to go on a blind date!
When did she say she was going on a blind date?
"When did you tell me that I was going on a blind date?"
"Didn't I tell you? Did I forget? Oh, never mind! We've already made an appointment."
Anyway, we have already made an appointment ?
Anyway, the appointment has been made!
Shen Xingru arranged a blind date for me without anyone knowing?
When Xiao Baobei was completely messed up, Shen Xingru, with a full sense of accomplishment, put the pink dress next to her, then turned on her mobile phone and shook it at Xiao Baobei: "Baby, look, this is the blind date post I sent you. Let me tell you, this post has caused a huge response in just a few days, with more than 1,000 replies, and now more than 50 boys have signed up! The blind date is this afternoon, and the location is the Guoguo Coffee Shop at the school gate. I decided to blind date the first three boys today, and give each boy 10 minutes to get to know you, how about it?"
Xiao Baobei stared at Shen Xingru's phone screen in a daze, and saw a bold black title appear on it -
The cute baby is looking for an intimate soul mate!
Such a cheesy title actually received more than 1,000 replies, and 50 boys signed up for the blind date! When did Xiao Baobei become so popular?
Just when Xiao Baobei was puzzled, Shen Xingru pulled out a photo from her phone: "Here, this is the photo I photoshopped for you. How do you think it is? Pretty, isn't it?"
What appeared in front of Xiao Baobei with a horrifying atmosphere was a photo with long legs, breasts, and hips. This was clearly a photo with Xiao Baobei's face, but with Shen Xingru's figure!
"This, this..." Baby Xiao was so shocked by the photo that he was speechless.
"What do you think? Am I smart? If I give you my figure, plus your cute face, you will definitely be popular!" Shen Xingru looked so self-satisfied that Xiao Baobei couldn't help but roll his eyes at her.
" Baby, don't lie in bed. Get up, dress up, and go on a blind date with me! The appointment is at 6 o'clock, and it's already 5 o'clock!" Seeing that Xiao baby looked reluctant, Shen Xingru hurriedly urged him.
"No, I won't go! If you want to go, go by yourself." Baby Xiao pouted, feeling depressed.
These 50 boys must have been attracted by the figure in the photo, right?
Do all boys like girls like that? Li Yange is no exception...
"Baby Xiao!" Seeing that Baby Xiao was determined not to do it, Shen Xingru frowned and looked serious.
Seeing Shen Xingru's serious expression, Xiao Baobei didn't dare to say anything.
"Just tell me the truth, do you want to get out of the shadow of broken love?"
"think."
"Then do you want to forget Li Yange?"
Faced with Shen Xingru's question, Xiao Baobei remained silent. She didn't know how to answer.
Does she want to forget Li Yange? The answer seems to be yes, but also seems to be no...
If she forgets, she won’t feel any pain anymore, right?
But if I forget, my heart will feel empty, and I will still be reluctant to let go...
"Baby, you have to know that Li Yange already has a new girlfriend, and you have to start a new life too!"
Listening to Shen Xingru's words, Xiao Baobei felt a lump in his throat.
Can’t cry, can’t cry anymore. She has cried secretly in her dreams several times in the past few days...
"Okay, I want to forget him." Xiao Baobei seemed to have made a great decision.
"Okay then! Then I'll help you forget him! Baby, let me tell you! The best way to heal a broken heart is to start a new relationship, so cheer up and go on a blind date with me!"
Under Shen Xingru's passionate and generous persuasion, Xiao Baobei agreed to go on a blind date with extremely complicated feelings.
Xiao Baobei had never thought that her life would progress so quickly. Before she had even started a serious relationship, she was forced to get to know a stranger, and then confirm a romantic relationship within a very short period of time.
In the mind of Xiao Baobei in the past, this was a very boring thing.
After being carefully dressed up by Shen Xingru, Xiao Baobei came to Guoguo Cafe wearing heavy makeup that she had never worn before.
Arriving at the cafe, Shen Xingru arranged Xiao Baobei to a designated seat and then said, "Baby, don't be afraid. If you feel that you don't want to continue talking to a boy, just give me a look and I will come over and help you take him away."
Listening to Shen Xingru's words, Xiao Baobei nodded helplessly and instructed: "You must be in time!"
"Don't worry." After giving Xiao Baobei a confident look, Shen Xingru put on big sunglasses, covered her face with a magazine, and hid in a seat not far from Xiao Baobei.
After Shen Xingru left, Xiao Baobei sat alone on the chair and experienced for the first time what it felt like to be uneasy.
"Hello, are you my classmate?" Just when Xiao Baobei didn't know what to do to ease the embarrassment, a slightly hoarse voice sounded behind her.
Baby Xiao turned his head suddenly and accidentally came into close contact with a face that was like a hornet's nest.
Just when Xiao Baobei was so scared that he wanted to scream, the owner of this face began to speak, "Hello, classmate, I'm Feng Feng from the Computer Department. You can call me Xiao Feng. Nice to meet you."
Xiao Baobei pulled the corners of his mouth that were about to twitch and squeezed out a few words: "Hello, hello, classmate Xiao Feng."
While talking with classmate Xiao Feng, Xiao Baobei's eyes were still fixed on his face full of acne.
"68!" After a rather incoherent conversation between the two, Xiao Baobei finally counted that there were 68 pimples on Xiao Feng's face.
"68? What 68? My dear, is your Dungeons & Dragons level already at level 68?" After guessing himself, Xiao Feng was obviously very satisfied with his answer.
But Xiao Baobei was stunned. What Dungeons and Dragons? What was this person talking about?
"My dear classmate, I think we can attack the city and fight monsters together in the future. You will be responsible for giving me blood, and I will be responsible for helping you fight monsters. Let's become the Condor Heroes of Dungeons and Dragons together! Then we can live together happily..."
Just as Xiao Feng began to talk endlessly about the future when the two of them would play games and fight monsters together, Xiao Baobei couldn't help but wink at Shen Xingru who was standing beside him.
After seeing Xiao Baobei's look , Shen Xingru very reliably and quickly took the otaku Xiao Feng out of the cafe.
"Huh——" Looking at Xiao Feng's leaving back, Baby Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.
I really don't know how Xiao Feng insisted on asking her irrelevant questions and giving her answers in the past few minutes, and he even thought that she was the girl he was looking for.
Isn't it a bit superficial to be loved just because you can play games?
"Baby, baby, the next one will definitely be better!" Just when Xiao Baobei questioned the necessity of participating in this ridiculous blind date, Shen Xingru appeared in front of her, panting.
Baby Xiao gave her a look that said it was best, and continued drinking mango juice.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, the second boy still did not show up.
Are all boys using the lateness trick now?
Just as Xiao Baobei was thinking, she felt a breeze passing across her cheek. When she came to her senses, a boy with a fairly good-looking face was sitting opposite her.
"Hello, Miss Baby. I'm Dong Yun, and I'm here to meet you." The boy stood up and bowed slightly towards Xiao Baby.
Seeing the boy's posture, Xiao Baobei also stood up in fear, imitated his posture, and replied in a panic: "Hello, hello, polite."
After the two bowed to each other, the boy sat down, picked up the coffee cup, put it to his nose and sniffed it gently, then took a deep breath and sipped the coffee, then smiled with satisfaction.
"In fact, the coffee in this kind of coffee shop is instant coffee. There is no need to taste it so carefully." After saying this, Xiao Baobei couldn't help but add a smile to this sentence.
Listening to Xiao Baobei's words, Dong Yun put down the coffee and raised his eyebrows: "Miss Baobei, you don't understand. Coffee and tea are just like people. A beautiful lady is suitable for a gentleman. They both need a gentleman to taste them."
After Dong Yun's words, Xiao Baobei felt herself breaking out in a cold sweat. What should she do? Although she liked talented boys very much, she knew nothing about classical literature!
There won’t be a generation gap, right?
"Miss Baby, shall I recite a poem for you?" Dong Yun threw a coquettish glance at Xiao Baby, and then began to recite to herself, "My thoughts of you are like a bright candle, burning my heart and holding tears. I wish I were like a star and you were like a moon, shining brightly every night. I heard that you have a crush on someone else, so I will tear it apart and burn it. Burn it and let the wind blow its ashes. From now on, don't miss me anymore. I will never miss you again!"
After finishing reading the poem, Xiao Baobei was already confused.
"Miss Darling, what do you think of this poem? Doesn't it describe the love that lasts till death and the longing that is thicker than blood in a very clear and complete way?"
"Haha, actually, I don't understand." Xiao Baobei waved her hand. "My favorite poem is "If Life Deceives You", which my ex-boyfriend once wrote for me. Have you heard of it? How about I read it to you?"
As it turned out, Dong Yun ran away with a strange look in his eyes without giving Xiao Baobei a chance to recite the poem.
A refined man like him who is proficient in poetry, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, can never accept a girl who doesn't even have basic knowledge of literature...
"Why did he leave?" As soon as Dong Yun left, Shen Xingru came over to question him.
Xiao Baobei waved his hands, looking helpless: "I don't know, he read me a poem that I didn't understand, so I was about to read him a poem written by Li Yange, and then he left."
"Who told you to bring up your ex-boyfriend for no reason?" Shen Xingru obviously didn't understand the essence of the matter.
"I..." Baby Xiao felt a little aggrieved.
"Okay, let me tell you, Chen Xing said he has something urgent to talk to me about, so I have to go over to take a look. So, I can't accompany you for the last few minutes. You only have a few minutes, so just hold on by yourself!"
"No, don't leave me here alone!"
"It's all that guy Chen Xing's fault. He came to me at this time because of something urgent, instead of looking for me earlier. Be brave, you can do it! Believe me! There is only one left! I'm leaving first!" Shen Xingru gave Xiao Baobei a helpless and apologetic look and left.
Watching Shen Xingru leave, Xiao Baobei felt like crying but had no tears.
After sitting in his seat for a few minutes, when Xiao Baobei was about to sneak away, a tall, sunny, handsome and friendly boy suddenly appeared in front of him.
Finally something normal appeared!
This was the only thought that passed through Xiao Baobei's mind at that moment.
After seeing two boys who were not ugly but could be described as weird, now as long as Xiao Baobei is given a boy with eyes, nose and a normal personality, she will find a way to regard that man as the male lead in an idol drama.
"Hello." After carefully checking the seat number, the boy looked at Xiao Baobei and greeted him politely.
"Hello, hello." Xiao Baobei felt a little excited because a normal person finally appeared.
"Excuse me, is this the place where you find your soul mate, babe?"
"Yeah yeah!"
"Excuse me, where is that girl called baby who looks a bit like you and has a hot body? Is she your sister?"
After hearing what the boy in front of him said, Xiao Baobei felt that his face must be darker than charcoal.
The two boys in front didn't raise any objection at all to the fact that Xiao Baobei looked different from the photo. Isn't the boy in front of him too direct?
"I, I am Baobei, and you are classmate?" Although he was frowning, Xiao Baobei still did not forget to introduce himself politely.
"You? You! Are you the person in the photo?" Hearing Xiao Baobei's words, the boy in front of him opened his mouth in surprise.
Xiao Baobei smiled bitterly and nodded helplessly. He didn't expect that admitting himself was such an embarrassing thing.
"You are cheating, you know that?"
"I...this...I..." Baby Xiao wanted to explain, but didn't know where to start.
But what happened next made Xiao Baobei a little overwhelmed. When the boy saw Xiao Baobei admit that he was the person in the photo, he seemed to be extremely stimulated and criticized Xiao Baobei from head to toe.
"Look at you, you are a completely different person than in the photo. You are simply cheating by posting something like that and putting up photos of yourself like that."
"Also, is your real height as long as the long legs in the photo?"
"Even if no one is chasing you, there is no need to post photos and posts like that to deceive others, right?"
"You know what? I've been secretly in love with you for a week because of this photo ! How could you deceive my feelings like this?"
When Xiao Baobei was dizzy from being criticized by the boy, she was so angry that she didn't know how to talk back.
Yes! She felt a little cheated by posting overly photoshopped photos, but she didn't want to! Wasn't this something that Shen Xingru had done?
What else can you say that she doesn't have the long legs in the photo? After all, she is at least 160cm tall!
Do the legs in that photo look 160cm long? If that's the case, then that photo is unscientific!
Since it is unscientific, why did this angry young man secretly have a crush on an unscientific photo for a week? Is he mentally ill?
"I will definitely leave a message under the post to tell others not to come!" Seeing that Xiao Baobei didn't respond, the boy continued angrily.
"Okay, it's better for the rest of the people not to come! It's best not to come to this kind of fake blind date." Just when Xiao Baobei wanted to explain, a voice echoing the angry young man came from behind.
Didn't Shen Xingru tell her that she only needed to see three people today? How could there be one more?
And why does that voice sound familiar?
When Xiao Baobei slowly turned her head, the person who appeared in front of her made her anger reach its peak.
Lin Muran!
Lin Muren walked up to the boy, put his arm around his shoulders, and said righteously, "Classmate, remember not to be deceived by those so-called beauties on the Internet in the future."
When the boy saw Lin Muran, he seemed to have found an ally: "Yeah! Such deception is so sad! She doesn't have the figure like in the photo at all!"
"Yes! Yes, she looks at least 2.7 meters tall in the photo! Any normal person would know it's unreliable with just one look. Let's go." Lin Muren said as he pulled the boy towards the door. "And to be honest, I'm not that handsome, and my looks are basically at the bottom of the list, so I have no right to comment on others. Also, when you gain weight in the future, remember to increase your IQ. With this IQ, it will be difficult for you to have a relationship in the future..."
Before the boy could come to his senses, Lin Muran had already "asked" him to leave the cafe.
Baby Xiao, who was standing by, listened to what Lin Muren said and looked at the boy's deflated expression. Four words silently passed through his mind - very gratifying.
"Hey, thank you!" After Lin Muran took the boy away, Xiao Baobei felt that he should express his gratitude politely.
“No need to thank me. It’s my duty to help the weak and suppress the strong.” Lin Muren pouted. In fact, he was still a little unhappy. He had been unhappy since he saw the post on the Internet. This Xiao baby was eager to find a new boyfriend just after breaking up. It would be fine if she did, but her vision was so bad and her method was so stupid...
So when he saw the post saying that they would meet at Guoguo Cafe today, he dropped everything else and rushed over.
Baby Xiao, who was standing by, listened to Lin Muren's words and was secretly trying to figure out whether he was strong or weak...
"But I still can't help but say that you are very different in person from your photo! Are you crazy about becoming a beautiful woman? Or have you been heartbroken to the point of losing your mind?" Lin Muren obviously hasn't recovered from his unhappiness yet.
Just when he no longer disliked Lin Muran so much, his words made Xiao Baobei roll her eyes at him.
"Haha, Xiao baby, do you know that you look like an owl when you roll your eyes?" Lin Muren couldn't help laughing as he described.
Looking at Lin Muran's laughter, Xiao Baobei, who was so angry that his teeth were itching, made a decision.
Why not... break up with Lin Muren!