Xiao baby, is a broken heart really such a painful thing?
It hurts. It feels like someone has soaked your heart in sulfuric acid and then rinsed it with triazophos.

In the early morning, Xiao Baobei had a dream. In the dream, Li Yange was reading a poem to Xiao Baobei. In fact, Xiao Baobei in the dream could not hear the whole poem, but her intuition told her that it was not a happy poem.
Xiao Baobei has never been a person with delicate emotions and eloquent literary talent. Before she met Li Yange, she only had the periodic table, the working principle of the primary battery, and the law of conservation of momentum in her mind. After she met Li Yange, she began to hope that she could become like a talented woman of literature. In fact, in general, it was after she met Li Yange that she began to hope that she could become a different person.
Become someone who can better match Li Yange...
She has been working hard silently, reading some large books that are difficult to understand but still touch her heart, and came to this city with Li Yange and this school with Li Yange.
But what Xiao Baobei never expected was that in Li Yange's heart, he was just an ordinary friend from beginning to end.
For the first time, she realized that being called a friend could be a heart-breaking thing.
In the dream, Xiao Baobei cried while listening to Li Yange reciting poems. Outside the dream, her tears also merged into an ocean.
It was already early morning. Lin Muran, who had fallen asleep on the bed, was awakened by the crying of Xiao Baobei. He squinted his sleepy eyes, looked at Xiao Baobei who was sleeping and crying on his arm, and a soft feeling sprouted in his heart.
This strange girl actually cries so sadly when she falls asleep...
Lin Muren looked at Xiao Baobei steadily, trying to put himself in her shoes and imagine what it felt like to be heartbroken , but no matter how hard he thought about it, he couldn't feel sad.
He has never been heartbroken because he has never liked anyone, so for him, the experience of being heartbroken is quite unfamiliar.
Also, the boy that Xiao Baobei calls her boyfriend is really not that handsome!
It's not worth being sad for such a person...
Thinking of this, Lin Muran's eyes when looking at Xiao Baobei changed from tender to somewhat resentful.
Only a weird girl like this would fall in love with such a bad boy and cry so sadly for him, right?
Tears kept falling from the corners of Xiao Baobei's eyes. Lin Muren unconsciously reached out his hand to help her wipe away the tears, but the moment his fingers touched Xiao Baobei's cheek, Xiao Baobei woke up from her sleep in a daze.
Lin Muran looked at his slightly ambiguous posture, then looked at Xiao Baobei's eyes which slowly widened in disbelief, and he changed the wiping action to pushing. Under Lin Muran's strength, Xiao Baobei's face left his arms.
"I've never seen a girl with such a heavy head. My arms are so sore." Lin Muran shook the arm he had just pulled out, with a look of disgust on his face.
Baby Xiao, who had just woken up, obviously had no time to react to what was going on.
Firstly, how could she fall asleep with her head resting on Lin Muran's arm? Secondly, how could she be in the same room with Lin Muran?
Many doubts made Xiao Baobei's first reaction to check if her clothes were all there...
We must not let this beast take advantage of us!
While carefully checking his clothes, Xiao Baobei warned himself in his heart.
"Stop looking at me, stop looking at me! I was merciful and carried you to this hotel yesterday when you were drunk. The accommodation fee is 568 yuan. You don't have much money now, so just owe me some! Also, stop looking at me, I'm not interested in a girl like you with a straight, skinny body."
"You..." Xiao Baobei had to admit that she was a little touched when she heard that Lin Muran actually took care of her when she was drunk yesterday. However, when she heard Lin Muran describe her as having a straight and skinny figure, she couldn't help feeling a little angry.
"What about me? Did I say something wrong?" Lin Muren stood up and poured a glass of water. After saying this annoying remark, he handed the water to Xiao Baobei.
Lin Muran's behavior is typical of giving someone a slap in the face and then giving them a piece of candy.
"No." After rolling his eyes at Lin Muran, Xiao Baobei got up and walked towards the bathroom.
While brushing her teeth and washing her face, Xiao Baobei looked at herself in the mirror. Her hair was a little messy and she had big dark circles under her eyes. What was even more annoying was that her figure was really as Lin Muran said , skinny and shriveled.
Is that why Li Yange doesn't want his own?
Is that why Li Yange found a girlfriend with long legs and big breasts?
Thinking of this, tears flashed in Xiao Baobei's eyes again.
In fact, rather than saying they broke up, it would be better to say that Xiao Baobei was ruthlessly abandoned ...
She was just dumped!
What makes people even more desperate is that her love rival is a beautiful woman with many times better innate conditions than her...
With a gloomy mood of heartbreak, Xiao Baobei came out of the bathroom listlessly, and after making sure that he didn't leave anything behind, he walked towards the door .
“Hey, you’re leaving just like that? Don’t you want to have breakfast together?” Lin Muren, who was ordering takeout, shouted as he saw Xiao Baobei walk listlessly to the door.
"I don't want to eat." When Xiao Baobei was heartbroken, that was probably the time when he spoke the most concisely.
"Okay, thank you then. Each of the breakfast orders just now will be reduced from two to one." After listening to what Xiao Baobei said, Lin Muren instructed the person on the other end of the phone.
Xiao Baobei ignored her and continued to walk towards the door. When she was about to unlock it and go out, Lin Muren's voice sounded behind her again: "Xiao Baobei, didn't you say that the human heart can't feel pain?"
After listening to Lin Muran's question, Xiao Baobei stood there for a moment and then answered: "Yes, I originally thought it was just an organ that would not be controlled by emotions and feel pain, but now I understand that it really hurts. It feels like someone soaked your heart in sulfuric acid and then rinsed it with triazophos."
For some people, a broken heart is nothing more than finding a new love, but for Xiao Baobei who has given her all, a broken heart is an excruciating pain that makes one feel bloody.
What is more frustrating than the pain of a broken heart is explaining to the people who witnessed your relationship why you broke up.
When Xiao Baobei returned to the dormitory in a daze, he was caught by Shen Xingru. Under her coercion and inducement, he told her exactly how he met Li Yange yesterday and how he was inexplicably dumped by him. Shen Xingru frowned and yelled at Xiao Baobei angrily -
"Xiao baby, didn't you ask Li Yange if she was just joking when she confessed her love to you and asked you to be her girlfriend? You should have slapped Li Yange hard at that time! Where did your courage and bravery go at that time?"
Xiao Baobei did not answer Shen Xingru's questions because she herself did not know the answers to these questions.
"Hey, cheer up. It's just a broken heart. It's no big deal. I've been through broken hearts many times!" Seeing Xiao Baobei's dejected look, Shen Xingru put away her indignation and turned to comfort him.
Xiao Baobei glanced at Shen Xingru and said, "Have you ever been heartbroken? I'm afraid you've only made others heartbroken, right?"
"Whether I'm the one who broke up or caused someone else to break up, it's all the same! Baby, let me tell you , there are a lot of guys who are better than Li Yange. You said you treat him as the main theme, so why should he treat you as an interlude?"
Yes, why should Li Yange regard himself as an interlude?
Doesn't he just like him?
Thinking of this, Xiao Baobei became even more unhappy...
"Okay, okay, tell me honestly, can't you let go of Li Yange? Will you still be unhappy no matter what I say?"
"Yeah." Baby Xiao nodded.
How can it be so ?
"Okay then!" Shen Xingru cleared her throat. "I, Shen Xingru, have decided to use all my strength to help Xiao Baobei cure her heartbreak with scientific methods! How do you think?"
Listening to Shen Xingru's words, Xiao Baobei looked at her with some confusion: "What do you mean by using scientific methods?"
"Secret." Shen Xingru looked mysterious and didn't say anything else.
Baby Xiao ignored Shen Xingru and threw herself into the bed. Now, she just wanted to have a good sleep, as long as she didn't dream about Li Yange anymore.
"Baby, why are you sleeping again? Where did you go after Li Yange dumped you yesterday? Where did you sleep? And what did you do yesterday? Didn't Lin Muren drag you into labor? What was the result? Did valuable for me?" Seeing that Xiao baby was getting ready to go to bed, Shen Xingru immediately threw out a lot of questions like a machine gun.
"Ah!" Xiao Baobei shouted, covered his head with the quilt, and didn't want to answer any questions.
She didn't want to tell Shen Xingru that she was drunk and taken to the hotel by Lin Muren yesterday, otherwise that girl would probably kill her with her eyes and actions, right?
In order to avoid war, she'd better go to sleep...
Xiao Baobei wanted to turn herself into a waste to get through this horrible period of heartbreak. The definition of waste is eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating, eating and sleeping again, sleeping and eating again.
For Xiao Baobei, Shen Xingru's mysterious so-called scientific method of curing a broken heart must be unreliable. So she could only put her hope on food. People's hearts are the easiest to change, but food is always there and more loyal than anyone else.
Not to mention anything else, a piece of Chinese cabbage is much more reliable than a boy's heart!
Based on this idea, Xiao Baobei has been sleeping since she returned to the dormitory yesterday. She waited until Shen Xingru brought food back at noon, and then continued to sleep after eating. She slept until night, and then Shen Xingru brought food back again, and then she continued to sleep after eating.
In Shen Xingru's words, Xiao Baobei was planning to make up for the time he lost while studying overtime for the college entrance examination.
The next morning, Xiao Baobei was woken up by Shen Xingru while he was half asleep.
Rubbing her sleepy eyes, she saw Shen Xingru carrying soy milk and fried dough sticks, so she brushed her teeth and washed her face, preparing to eat breakfast.
"Baby, are you really determined to just sleep like this? Luckily, we have a holiday this morning because some students from other schools are coming to our school for an exam and need to borrow the classroom. Otherwise, I don't know what reason I should find to ask for leave from the teacher for you." Shen Xingru looked embarrassed.
Xiao Baobei drank soy milk and answered without raising his head: "It's okay! I'm so tired, let me sleep for a few days."
"Didn't I tell you yesterday? I will use scientific methods to help you cure your broken heart! Don't worry, I have been secretly taking action since yesterday, and you will get better." After saying that, Shen Xingru did not forget to give Xiao Baobei a high-spirited look.
"What scientific method? Don't you think you should discuss it with me first?" Xiao Baobei munched on the fried dough sticks, with a bad feeling in his heart.
"Didn't I tell you? This is a secret, and secrets cannot be told. Don't worry, it's definitely a good thing. How could I harm you?" Shen Xingru was obviously very satisfied with her secret scientific method.
Baby Xiao glanced at Shen Xingru sideways, did not respond to her, and continued to bite the fragrant fried dough sticks.
Shen Xingru is usually reliable under normal circumstances. However, it is not ruled out that she is abnormal and unreliable at times. For example, after the college entrance examination, Shen Xingru suggested going on an island trip together. When Xiao Baobei was full of expectations and ready to set off, Shen Xingru told her that the so-called island trip was to Shenzhen.
"You can see the sea and go shopping, what a great trip." This was Shen Xingru's explanation at the time. As a result, Xiao Baobei and Chen Xing served as porters for Shen Xingru for three days, helping her carry all kinds of spoils.
Given that Shen Xingru had an unreliable past record, Xiao Baobei was naturally skeptical about this scientific method of treating a broken heart.
"Excuse me, is Baby Xiao in the dormitory?" Just when Baby Xiao finished breakfast and was about to wipe his mouth and go back to sleep, a strange female voice appeared outside the dormitory.
Hearing the voice, Xiao Baobei and Shen Xingru looked over. A well-behaved girl with short hair was standing by the door with a smile on her face.
"It's me." Baby Xiao raised his hand in a panic.
"The dormitory manager asked me to inform you that there are your things in the message room below the dormitory. Please go and get them." After giving the notification, the girl disappeared from Xiao Baobei's sight.
"Baby, what can you have?" Shen Xingru asked with some confusion.
"Just come with me and you'll know!" After saying that, Xiao Baobei pulled Shen Xingru downstairs.
As soon as he arrived at the reception room, the dormitory aunt looked Xiao Baobei up and down and said, "Are you Xiao Baobei's classmate?"
"Yeah." Baby Xiao nodded.
"A handsome guy asked me to give you two boxes of things. You can carry them upstairs by yourself!" said the dormitory manager, pointing to two boxes of objects on the side .
Hearing this, Xiao Baobei and Shen Xingru looked towards the corner of the message room, where there stood a box of Coke and a box of chocolate.
What's in this box? Who is the handsome guy that the dormitory manager mentioned?
Xiao Baobei pulled Shen Xingru towards the two big boxes with doubts, but after taking a closer look at the two big boxes, Xiao Baobei almost fainted on the ground.
Those two boxes actually contained chocolate and cola...
Who wants to trick her? Give her something so fattening and heavy?
Could it be that he wants her to become a fat woman due to heartbreak?
"Baby, does anyone have a grudge against you? They're giving you two big boxes full of high-calorie food." Shen Xingru was dumbfounded when she saw the two big boxes.
Baby Xiao shook his head helplessly and stood there, not knowing what to do.
"Classmate, move your things away quickly! These are gifts from that handsome guy! Move them away quickly."
At the urging of the dormitory manager, Xiao Baobei and Shen Xingru reluctantly carried two heavy boxes towards the dormitory.
"Baby, look at me doing you such a big favor, how are you going to repay me?"
"I'll give you half of all the food." Xiao Baobei panted and gave Shen Xingru a sly smile.
"I don't want to! Will I get fat to death if I eat all this? I need to maintain my great figure." Shen Xingru pursed her lips, obviously not wanting to appreciate it.
"In a corner of the doomsday, the sun shines through the thin air. The doomsday is within my reach. The eagle's wings will get tired if they fly too high. The doomsday belongs only to me. Even in despair, I am happy..."
Just then, Xiao Baobei's cell phone rang. Xiao Baobei signaled Shen Xingru to put the box down first and answered the call.
"Hey, did you receive your gift?"
A familiar voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Lin Muran!" Hearing that voice, Xiao Baobei couldn't help but shout.
"What? Even if you want to thank me, you don't have to be so loud, right?" Lin Muren's voice sounded a little mischievous on the other end of the phone.
"Are you trying to make trouble for me on purpose? What do these two boxes of Coke and chocolate mean?" Xiao Baobei asked unhappily with a frown.
Although delivering food is quite touching, delivering a whole box and having two girls carry it to the fifth floor by themselves is just a joke, right?
"Haha." Lin Muran's laughter came from the other end of the phone. For some reason, no matter whether Xiao Baobei was helpless or angry, it all became funny to him.
"Tell me, what is your conspiracy?" Xiao Baobei listened to Lin Muran's weird laughter and began to wonder in his heart.
"There is no conspiracy, classmate Xiao Baobei." Lin Muren deliberately emphasized the word "baobei". "Didn't you break up? Those two boxes of food are the heartbreak gifts I sent to you on behalf of the literature club. As the president's assistant, you still have to get out of the shadow of heartbreak as soon as possible! By the way, don't you know a lot? You should know that chocolate and cola contain substances that can make people happy, right? So, you must eat more!" After saying that, Lin Muren hung up the phone with a sly smile.
In fact, he also wanted to help Xiao Baobei carry the two boxes of food directly upstairs, but no matter how cool or cute he was, the dormitory manager clearly stated that boys were not allowed to enter the girls' dormitory, so he didn't intend to play a prank on Xiao Baobei. Because his original plan was to make fun of her when he got to the dormitory.
Hearing the busy tone on the other end of the phone, Xiao Baobei wanted to rush to Lin Muran and step on him hard.
Of course she knows that eating chocolate and cola can make people happy! Because they both contain a substance called phenylethylamine, which plays an important role in regulating people's emotions. However, chocolate and cola also have a huge side effect, which is——
Makes people gain weight!
"Baby, are these given to you by Lin Muren?" Shen Xingru asked puzzledly when she saw Xiao Baobei's angry look.
When Xiao Baobei heard Shen Xingru's question, he replied coldly, "He didn't give it to me. He came to me on behalf of the Literature Society to express his condolences. If an assistant like me was absent from work because of a broken heart, he certainly wouldn't want to! In short, he is a complete capitalist!"
Seeing Xiao Baobei's angry look, Shen Xingru immediately stopped the topic. She didn't want Xiao Baobei to quit her job as assistant in anger. She was still counting on Xiao Baobei to help her get closer to Lin Muren step by step!
Although she has joined the literature club for a few days, Xiao Baobei has not given her any valuable information, but she still has hope. After all, the one who is close to the water gets the moon first!