Is bigger always better? What's so great about big breasts? What's so great about long legs? Even gorillas have them!
Aren't you even worse than an ape?
01
Xiao Baobei and Lin Muren have been no longer friends for two days. Of course, this breakup was only Xiao Baobei's wishful thinking. Lin Muren had too many things to do at the beginning of the school year and had no time to care about Xiao Baobei.
After the blind date plan completely failed, Shen Xingru is still struggling to find a new relationship for Xiao Baobei.
When she heard about the freshman dance that day , Shen Xingru pulled Xiao Baobei out of bed with golden light in her eyes: "Baby, hurry up and get up, don't sleep any more! Dress up beautifully and go to the freshman dance with me! Who knows, you might meet your prince charming there!"
Listening to Shen Xingru's words, Xiao Baobei lowered her head listlessly. Ever since her favorite prince charming, Li Yange, left her, she felt that the prince charming would never appear in her life again. If there really was one, he would probably have lost his way to the moon.
"Baby, the last blind date was a bad idea and it was my fault. But you must listen to me today. There will definitely be a lot of normal guys coming to this freshman dance !" Shen Xingru continued to persuade her.
"I don't want to! I don't want to start a new relationship..." Xiao Baobei lay on the bed. To be honest, she had no interest in things like dances.
"Then just think of it as accompanying me! There has been no movement in the literature club recently, and I haven't seen Lin Muran for a long time. Today I heard that he will attend the dance as a guest! I want to dance with !" Shen Xingru begged, holding Xiao Baobei's hand.
"No, I don't want to go. With that guy here, I don't want to go even more."
"Xiao baby! You are such a jerk! You promised to help me go undercover and get close to Lin Muran, but until now, not only have you not said a single good word about Lin Muran to me, you have not even created space for me to be alone with Lin Muran. Tell me, how incompetent are you as an undercover agent?"
Listening to Shen Xingru's words, Xiao Baobei pursed her lips. In fact, Li Yange had already been found, and they had broken up. In fact, she could have completely refused the task of being an undercover agent, but seeing Shen Xingru running around for her, she felt a little reluctant.
Just think of it as sacrificing yourself to help your friends...
Baby Xiao comforted herself in her heart.
"I'll ask you again, are you going? If not, I'll continue to send you blind date posts."
Well, this is what Xiao Baobei fears the most.
"Go!" This time, Xiao Baobei answered with a clear and affirmative answer.
After Xiao Baobei agreed to attend the dance, Shen Xingru began to rummage through her boxes to find a suitable little dress for Xiao Baobei.
When Shen Xingru handed a purple off-shoulder dress to Xiao Baobei, Xiao Baobei looked at the small amount of fabric and couldn't help but exclaimed: "This, this, how can I wear it?"
"Just wear it like that! It looks good!" Shen Xingru circled around Xiao Baobei, then said thoughtfully: "Baby, actually your breasts are still quite big if you squeeze them."
Listening to Shen Xingru's words, Xiao Baobei felt indescribably awkward. What does it mean that if you squeeze hard, you will still get it?
"Stop being dazed and put it on." Shen Xingru ordered.
"Can I wear other little skirts?" Xiao Baobei still struggled desperately.
"No! Hurry up and put on some tighter underwear." Shen Xingru picked one from the pile of colorful underwear on Xiao Baobei's body and handed it to her. "Remember to take deep breaths at all times, so your belly will be smaller and your breasts will be bigger."
Could it be that when you take a deep breath, the fat on your stomach will move to your chest? Although Xiao Baobei couldn't understand Shen Xingru's logic, he still put on his clothes obediently.
After Shen Xingru dressed and put on makeup for herself, she helped Xiao Baobei with her work. What Xiao Baobei admired the most was that Shen Xingru turned her A cup into a B cup like a magic trick.
"Let's go!" Looking at the dressed-up Xiao baby, Shen Xingru nodded with satisfaction.
In this way, Xiao Baobei was pulled out of the dormitory by Shen Xingru and walked on the way to the dance party.
Arriving at the freshman dance, Shen Xingru naturally became the focus. Even though Xiao Baobei squeezed her breasts to infinity, she still ended up being reduced to a little loser drinking drinks with Chen Xing in the audience.
"Hey, Chen Xing, it's no secret that you like Shen Xingru. Why don't you confess your feelings to her?" While Shen Xingru was dealing with other people, Xiao Baobei couldn't help but ask as he looked at Chen Xing whose eyes were following Shen Xingru.
Chen Xing scratched his head: "I'm afraid that if I confess, Xingru will be scared..."
"She's been through many battles, are you afraid of scaring her?" Xiao Baobei pointed at Shen Xingru in the crowd and asked Chen Xing in surprise.
"If she doesn't want me to confess to her, and she wants to maintain this kind of relationship? Then if I confess to her, won't I even lose the right to be by her side and take care of her?" Chen Xing looked a little lonely.
"You are such a good person. It's Shen Xingru who is stupid and doesn't know how to cherish you."
"Who said I'm stupid?" As soon as Xiao Baobei finished speaking, Shen Xingru appeared beside her swaying figure.
Xiao Baobei is even more determined that she is not destined to speak ill of others...
"I didn't say you..." Baby Xiao began to blush. She would blush slightly every time she lied, and began to drink water continuously.
"Huh! You clearly heard my name!" Shen Xingru took a sip of juice and looked back and forth in the hall, "Did you see Lin Muran?"
Xiao Baobei and Chen Xing shook their heads.
"Didn't he say he would come today? Why hasn't he come yet?" Shen Xingru muttered to herself as she continued searching.
"If he says he will come, will he definitely come? People like him are so unreliable..." When Xiao Baobei thought of Lin Muran's various annoying behaviors, he couldn't help but want to complain.
Listening to Xiao Baobei's words, Shen Xingru bent down very seriously, then looked at Xiao Baobei with a serious expression and warned: "Baby, there is a 99% chance that Lin Muren will become your best friend's boyfriend in the future, so please, don't look at him with tinted glasses anymore!"
Xiao Baobei stuck out his tongue at Shen Xingru: "I don't look at him with tinted glasses ! I really don't understand what's so good about Lin Muren? Oh, and what's the 1% reason why he won't become your boyfriend?"
Shen Xingru pondered for a moment and said, "The reason why that 1% of accidents happened is that he doesn't have good vision."
After saying that, he walked towards the other side of the dance.
"Do you think she really likes Lin Muren?" Xiao Baobei asked as he watched Shen Xingru walking away.
"I don't know..." Chen Xing's tone was obviously very bitter.
"I don't think so. She probably just thinks it's fun! Do you remember? When she was in high school, she liked the school hunk Zhang Ji, and after she got him, she lost interest and dumped him. In fact, she is just a kid who likes beautiful things." While Xiao Baobei was talking, he couldn't help but secretly envy Shen Xingru in his heart.
I don't envy her for being beautiful and cute, but I envy her for always falling in love so quickly and forgetting so quickly.
Xiao Baobei also hopes that he has such ability, so that he can easily forget Li Yange...
Thinking of the name Li Yange, Xiao Baobei's heart became moist again. She took a deep breath slowly, her eyes wandering around the dance hall.
But no matter where you look, the name Li Yange is like air and cannot be shaken off.
"That boy looks so familiar." Just when Xiao Baobei was feeling bored, Chen Xing's words attracted her attention. She followed Chen Xing's gaze and a familiar figure appeared in front of her.
It was Li Yange...
"Baby, do you think that boy looks familiar? Did you show me his photo?" Chen Xing, who still didn't realize who the boy was, continued to ask.
Xiao Baobei did not answer Chen Xing's question, but secretly adjusted his breathing. Li Yange was wearing a tight black suit, which made him look tall and slender. His short hair looked refreshing and handsome. The only thing that Xiao Baobei found a little dazzling was the girl named Su Mengchen on his arm.
The two of them smiled sweetly at each other, which dropped a bombshell in Xiao Baobei's heart.
"I remember! Baby, is he the Li Yange? He seems to be walking towards us. Is he coming to get some drinks?" When Chen Xing finally understood, Baby Xiao was already ready to run away.
She didn't cope...
In order to avoid Li Yange, Xiao Baobei could only shuttle through the crowded ballroom. Whenever Li Yange walked in a certain direction, Xiao Baobei would walk in the opposite direction. But even so, for some reason, he would almost bump into Li Yange.
When Xiao Baobei was exhausted from running away, she stood still in the crowd and took a breath. But at this moment, the girl in front of her kept pushing her for some reason. She had to avoid a direct confrontation with Li Yange while avoiding the push of the girl in front of her. Xiao Baobei felt that she was a little off balance.
"Hey, could you please stop pushing me?" Just when Xiao Baobei felt the pushing in front of her disappear, the girl standing in front of her turned around, frowned, and said unhappily.
"I, I didn't push you!" Xiao Baobei felt a little aggrieved.
"Obviously there are people here, why are you standing behind me all the time when there are so many people..." The girl's complaint attracted many people's attention. Just when Li Yange's attention was about to be attracted by the noise, Xiao Baobei quickly lowered his head.
"What? You're lowering your head and pretending not to recognize me, right?" After saying that, the girl opened her hands and pushed Xiao Baobei.
Xiao Baobei, who was already in a panic, staggered under her push and was about to fall, when an arm helped her up.
Xiao Baobei stared at the man in front of him in a daze. He had a high nose bridge, a firm outline, and eyes as bright as moonlight...
Well, this person is actually Lin Muran.
However, considering that he came to the rescue in such a critical moment, Xiao Baobei was willing to look at him with a gentle eye.
"Why is your appearance as ugly as your heart?" Lin Muren helped Xiao Baobei up and said unhappily while glancing at the girl who pushed Xiao Baobei.
Listening to Lin Muren's words, people around started to discuss, and the girl's face suddenly turned red like a tomato. Being ridiculed in public with such sharp words is a very embarrassing thing, especially when the other party is the famous handsome boy Lin Muren in the school. The feeling can't be summed up in the two words "want to die".
Just like that, the girl blushed and quickly slipped away alone.
Looking at Lin Muran who helped her out, Xiao Baobei couldn't help but cast a grateful look. What she didn't expect was that Lin Muran showed his mean face again and said coldly: "You can't walk in this dress, right?"
"It's very difficult for you to be a completely good person, right?" Thinking of the grateful look he just gave, Xiao Baobei regretted it very much.
"Am I wrong? You don't look pretty in so little. You should wear more, especially around your chest."
Lin Muran's words made Xiao Baobei angry and embarrassed. She covered her chest and said awkwardly: "You, you..."
"What's wrong with me? Whenever I can't win an argument, I just stutter."
"You...you...I, I didn't stutter."
"A cooked duck still has a hard mouth!"
"You're the duck!"
…
While the two were bickering, the girls who were talking around them all cast suspicious eyes at the two of them. Many girls who wanted to take the initiative to throw themselves into Lin Muren's arms also gave up the idea.
Such quarrels and arguments can only happen between young lovers...
After the quarrel, Xiao Baobei obviously did not notice the awkward and ambiguous atmosphere around her. When she saw Shen Xingru appear in front of her, she was about to grab Lin Muran's arm and tell Shen Xingru "Lin Muran is here", when the music in the dance hall suddenly became very soft.
When Xiao Baobei came to her senses, she realized that the boys and girls around her were hugging and dancing .
"What a coincidence, I can only be your dance partner reluctantly!" Without Xiao Baobei's consent, Lin Muren took her hand, held her waist and started to spin her around.
Xiao Baobei, who had never danced before, was a little flustered because he couldn't keep up with Lin Muran's pace.
If she had known earlier, she would not have asked this guy to save her. And it seemed that it was Lin Muran who took the initiative to invite her to dance, why did she make it seem like Lin Muran had done her a great favor...
"Follow my steps, three steps forward, three steps back, it's easy."
Listening to Lin Muran's words, Xiao Baobei followed his instructions and began to spin along with his steps.
The dance became smoother and smoother, and Xiao Baobei no longer had to stare at her toes. She raised her head happily, but when she looked at Lin Muran's handsome face, she couldn't help blushing and lowering her head again.
"Hey, don't you even have the courage to look up? Xiao darling, it turns out you are so bad!"
"No way! Just look up!"
Seeing that his provocation had worked, Lin Muren couldn't help but raise a smile of victory on his face.
This Xiao baby is a linear thinker, and he feels that he has complete control over her.
Just when Lin Muren was secretly feeling proud, two dangerous figures appeared in front of them and turned towards them.
When Xiao Baobei came to his senses, Li Yange and Su Mengchen had already appeared in front of them.
"Hello, Lin Muren! We have met before, do you remember?" Compared to Li Yange's embarrassed expression, Su Mengchen was obviously much more excited.
Lin Muren ignored Su Mengchen and turned his back to the front of Su Mengchen, completely blocking Xiao Baobei's sight.
But even so, Xiao Baobei was still a little distracted.
The dance music lasted a full four minutes. Ever since she met Li Yange, Xiao Baobei felt that the music became infinitely long. No matter what Lin Muren said to her, she felt that she had no interest.
Feeling uncomfortable all over, Xiao Baobei ran away after the dance ended. Lin Muren stood there alone. When the other girls found that Lin Muren was finally alone, they gathered around her, but Lin Muren could only see the figure walking away.
How could this girl named Xiao Baobei make him feel fun, caring, and reluctant to part with her?
"A-choo——"
Xiao Baobei, who had escaped to the outside of the venue, could not stop sneezing when the cold wind blew. She looked up and found that the sky was surrounded by thick dark clouds and it seemed that it was going to rain.
"My dear classmate, I see you again! We met last time, do you remember me? I am Su Mengchen." A somewhat familiar female voice sounded in front of Xiao Baobei.
So bad luck always comes one after another. Xiao Baobei left the dance to avoid Su Mengchen and Li Yange. But not long after he came out, he actually met them outside the venue.
Looking at Su Mengchen and Li Yange walking towards him, Xiao Baobei didn't know what to say for a moment and could only lower his head and look at his feet.
"Your name is Xiao Baby, right?"
Surprised that Su Mengchen actually knew his name, Xiao Baobei opened his eyes wide and raised his head in fear.
"Yan Ge told me that you once liked him, right? Our Yan Ge is handsome and talented, and many girls like him. It's not surprising that you are one of them."
Listening to Su Mengchen's words, Xiao Baobei tightly clenched her palms. Yes, she was one of the many girls who liked Li Yange...
Once upon a time, she thought she was different because Li Yange said he liked her.
But from the current situation, there is actually no difference...
Li Yange, who was standing by, did not say a word in the face of such a scene. This was what made Xiao Baobei most uncomfortable.
She could accept that Li Yange had changed his mind and no longer liked her, she could accept that Li Yange liked Su Mengchen, she could accept that Li Yange denied everything that had happened...
But she couldn't accept it. Li Yange just watched her get hurt coldly.
"By the way, have you turned to like the handsome guy Lin Muren now? Since you can't get the love of my Li Yange, you hooked up with a more difficult handsome guy! Let me tell you, if my Yan Ge doesn't like you, then Lin Muren is even less likely to like you. I tell you this not to hit you or frustrate you, but because I'm afraid you'll get hurt. You also know that Lin Muren won't even look at a girl like you who has no looks, no figure, and no talent. Yan Ge, don't you think so?" Su Mengchen didn't worry at all that Li Yange would be angry about this.
Li Yange seemed to be convinced by Su Mengchen and nodded in agreement with him.
Su Mengchen was very proud and gave Xiao Baobei a comforting look.
Xiao Baobei could have just laughed off Su Mengchen's harsh words, but seeing Li Yange nodding frequently, she couldn't help but tremble with anger.
What does it mean to have no looks? No figure? No talent?
How could her Xiao baby be as bad as she said?
But talent is something that cannot be expressed in words.
She is not as eloquent as Lin Muran.
It would be great if Lin Muran could appear in front of her as a messenger of justice and use his poisonous tongue to humiliate the girl in front of him...
"Hey, you forgot your handbag!" At this moment, Lin Muran's voice sounded behind her.
Xiao Baobei turned her head with a wronged look on her face, watching Lin Muren carrying her bag and walking towards her step by step. She knew clearly in her heart that Lin Muren just happened to appear, and he would not humiliate Su Mengchen, a stranger, for her sake...
"Why are you always so forgetful?" Lin Muren handed the handbag to Xiao Baobei.
Baby Xiao looked at Lin Muran, then at Su Mengchen and Li Yange beside her, and a crazy idea flashed through her mind.
"Hello, Lin Muren. I'm Su Mengchen, and I also want to join the literature club! I like your articles very much, and I've read them all!" The appearance of Lin Muren turned Su Mengchen into a rabbit on stimulants.
Lin Muren looked at Su Mengchen who was smiling, then looked at Li Yange who was standing beside him with a cold face, and only four words appeared in his mind: Enemies meet on a narrow road.
Looking at Li Yange again, Lin Muren still felt that Li Yange was still a little ugly and her personality was still a little vulgar...
Lin Muren came to this conclusion as he looked Li Yange up and down.
"Lin Muran! Lin Muran? Can you let me join the literature club?" Seeing that Lin Muran didn't speak, Su Mengchen repeated it in a flattering tone.
Lin Muren suddenly realized that this situation was somewhat awkward and complicated. He leaned slightly towards Xiao Baobei and said, "It's not easy to join the literature club. If you don't have a high level of literary attainments like classmate Baobei, there's probably no way. You don't look like a scholar, so what qualifications do you have to join the literature club?"
Lin Muran's words not only stunned Su Mengchen, but also surprised Xiao Baobei.
Did he just say that he has a high level of literary attainments?
Does she have it?
Does she really have it?
Baby Xiao asked himself this question over and over again in his heart, and of course the final answer was no.
"Haha, I don't know whether this person has high literary attainments, but I'm still willing to give it a try. Senior Lin Muren, will you accept a humble and studious ?" Su Mengchen is really persistent and will not give up until he reaches the Yellow River.
Looking at Su Mengchen's flattering look, Xiao Baobei gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and decided to put that crazy idea into action -
She took Lin Muran's arm, then stood on tiptoe and left a light kiss on Lin Muran's face.
The person who was most shocked by Xiao Baobei's action was not Su Mengchen and Li Yange who were standing by with their eyes wide open, but Lin Muren who was pretending to be calm on the surface even though his heart was clearly exploding.
"Sorry, I forgot to tell you that Lin Muran is my boyfriend." While Xiao Baobei was holding Lin Muran's arm, he did not forget to lean his head on his arm.
Seeing this scene , Su Mengchen pursed her lips: "Really? It doesn't look like it!"
"How can he not look alike? Not everyone is as short-sighted as your boyfriend!" Lin Muren, who was trying hard to suppress her emotions, also spoke up.
Listening to Lin Muran's words, Su Mengchen gave Li Yange an unwilling look and walked away, pulling her away while she was still in shock.
"Huh——" Watching Su Mengchen leave, Xiao Baobei breathed a sigh of relief.
I really didn't expect that Lin Muran was still very reliable at the critical moment. If it weren't for his words, Su Mengchen would definitely think she was lying, right?
Fortunately, Lin Muran reacted quickly, and the sentence he added was also quick and accurate!
Just when Xiao Baobei was secretly rejoicing, Lin Muren, who was standing beside him, shouted two words in front of him that made Xiao Baobei feel instantly confused.
"Dad, Mom."
Well, yes, Lin Muran’s parents originally wanted to come to the freshman dance, but what they didn’t expect was that as soon as they arrived at the entrance of the venue, they saw a girl holding their son’s arm and announcing to the other two people that he was her boyfriend.
"Uncle...Uncle, aunt...." Baby Xiao, who was almost petrified standing there, stammered as he greeted Lin Muran's parents.
"Hello! Hello! Don't be nervous, don't be nervous! It's okay, you two continue, we can go back first." Mother Lin was obviously surprised and delighted by such a scene.
Lin Muren did not expect such an accident to happen. Before he could try to persuade them to stay, his parents got into the car happily and sped away.