Chapter 3 Dou Xun

Xu Xilin rushed into the corridor, jumped up to the second floor, kicked open the back door of Class 1, and went in through the back door. He took down a school uniform jacket that was hung at the back door by some brother, shook off the dust on it and put it on. Then he rolled up his own jacket and stuffed it into his bag, threw it under the table, combed his hair with one hand, took off Cai Jing's glasses with the other hand, and put them on his nose - he successfully changed his appearance.

Cai Jing: "...to transform a living person?"

Xu Xilin: "No problem - who hung the clothes in the back?"

Cai Jing: "It seems to be from 'grandfather'."

"Grandpa" is the nickname of the brother sitting in front of me. His surname is Lao - the same as the "Lao" in "Old Man" in "Swordsman". His full name is also very convenient, just "Laocheng". When "Kangxi Dynasty" first started to be broadcast on CCTV-8, Laocheng was obsessed with it. From then on, he got into the habit of calling himself "Grandpa". Over time, his seniority was raised by two levels and he became the "Grandpa" of the whole class.

The "grandfather" was not good-looking, with a face full of acne. He turned around when he heard the voice, spread his "worldly" face, winked at Xu Xilin, and said in a pinched voice: "This is a tribute from the Queen. If it were anyone else, I would never give it to you. Second Master, please take off your own tie and tie it for me."


Xu Xilin said with a sullen look: "My dear Qiguan, the 'youthful beauty pimples' on your face are enough to stir up a pot, can you please stop thinking about touching beautiful boys all day long?"

Lao Cheng's fragile heart was hurt badly by these ordinary people who only looked at faces. He covered his chest with his hands and went to the blackboard to heal his wounds.

After sending away the idlers, Xu Xilin lowered his voice and said to Cai Jing, "Your matter has been settled. From now on, I will ask your uncle to come to collect the debt. He will not bother you anymore. How about you go to the McDonald's after school today to discuss whether you can still go. If not, ask them to schedule the class in the evening and I will find a few people to take turns to replace you."


Cai Jing's glasses were taken off by Xu Xilin. His eyes were a little out of focus for a moment, and he looked a little dazed: "Thank you."

He paused for a moment, and seemed to think that just saying "thank you" was too easy, so he tapped the pen and said, "Xilin, if you..."

"Stop," Xu Xilin interrupted him with a smile, "Don't give yourself to me, I'm still innocent."

Cai Jing forced a smile, but his brows didn't lift. He asked cautiously, "Did you spend any money?"

Not only did Xu Xilin spend a lot of money, he almost bankrupted himself.

Although he usually has a lot of pocket money, he is a big spender and is used to spending lavishly without any sense of saving. The new New Year's money is all in the bank card. Although she can withdraw it, she dare not withdraw it casually - because that card was opened with her mother's ID card. There is a balance reminder on her mobile phone. If there is a large expenditure, she will be interrogated by the Queen Mother within five minutes.


At this moment, he had a total of twenty-six dollars and a half left - he had to pay an additional sixteen dollars for printing in the afternoon, which was really tight.

However, Xu Xilin wiped out his predicament as soon as he touched Cai Jing's upper lip with his lower lip.

He said, "I spent three dollars to treat my brother to a popsicle, so don't worry about it."

It's not that he does good deeds without leaving his name. If it were someone else, it would be fine. But Cai Jing's life was so poor that he could only pay a handful of dimes for his class fee. If he knew that he owed such a huge favor, he would be grateful at the moment, but it would be difficult for him to play with him afterwards.

Cai Jing didn't know what to feel for a moment, and put his hand on Xu Xilin's shoulder: "Brother..."


Before he could express his gratitude, the angry head teacher burst in and interrupted Cai Jing's thoughts.

The whole class fell silent instantly. The head teacher almost had a heart attack after chasing them all the way. He looked around but didn't recognize the disguised Xu Xilin. He could only roar in anger: "It's almost time for class, and your class is the most noisy! You will be the third year of high school next year, what do you want to do? Huh? Do you look like an experimental class? What's the next class? Why hasn't the teacher come yet? Have you reincarnated?"

The English teacher, who had just walked to the door with the lesson plan, was hit head-on.

The head teacher glared at the innocent teacher fiercely: "Some young comrades should also pay attention to their work attitude. How can you manage students if you are so careless yourself!"

After saying this, he swung his arms and limped out.

The English teacher was implicated for no reason. She immediately shook her ponytail, picked up the chalk, turned around and wrote on the blackboard: "menopause".

"Before class, let's expand on the vocabulary required by today's syllabus," the English teacher adjusted his glasses, "'menopause' - menopause, you can use 'menopause symptoms' like this..."

The whole class burst into laughter.

In the first half of the class, the English teacher and the students were united in their hatred of the enemy and were very happy. However, the teacher and students did not stay together for long. The teacher soon exposed her nature as a class enemy. She distributed a set of "cloze special training", a total of ten articles, all long essays, as today's English homework.

After class, except for those who went to the bathroom, almost no one in the class moved. Everyone wanted to finish one essay before the next class started.


It was at this time that Dou Xun followed the class teacher in.


He walked with his backpack slung over his side, his spotless shirt collar peeking out from under his grey jacket, and he didn't even raise his head as he walked.

Someone muttered, "Is there anyone who transfers to a high school?"

The head teacher knocked on the desk and patted the boy on the back with a smile: "Everyone, please be quiet. Today, a new family member has arrived in our class."

The class teacher's nickname is "Seven-Li Fragrance", also known as "Three-Step Kill". She loves strong-smelling perfumes, and mosquitoes dare not approach her in summer. She likes to use rhythmic parallel sentences when speaking, and she also likes all kinds of expired chicken soup for the soul, and her mood always seems to be surging.

I don't know why a physics teacher is always so uncalm.

But on this day, no one got goosebumps about her "family member". Everyone's eyes were focused on the new boy. The adolescent boys and girls reached a collective consensus in the blink of an eye that the boy was very handsome - not only did he have a pair of neat thick eyebrows and distinct black and white eyes, but he also had a face full of cool and arrogant indifference!

The head teacher clapped his hands kindly and said, "Come on, Dou Xun, introduce yourself to everyone so that everyone can get to know you."

The whole class kept quiet to show their respect, waiting to hear the handsome guy speak.

Unexpectedly, the handsome guy didn't give any face at all. He raised his eyelids, glanced around, and moved his chewing gum from his left molar to his right molar: "Teacher, where do I sit?"

"Qilixiang", who was exposed to the sun on the podium, was so embarrassed that she stood there like an eggplant. Her face was frozen for a while. She wanted to teach this brat a lesson, but unfortunately the shopping card in her pocket had just recharged her with 3,000 yuan of "kindness value", so she couldn't bring herself to do it.

"Qilixiang" was in a dilemma for a moment, with no other choice but to pretend that she was not offended and to find a way out: "Why are male students so shy? Well, there is an empty table at the back of the classroom, you can move one first. If you are not nearsighted, you can sit in the last row first, and then ..."

Before she could finish her words, she saw the kid named Dou just ignored her and walked towards the last row.

Qilixiang: “…”

She gritted her teeth and put her hands in her pockets, feeling that she would have to top up her "kindness value" to 6,000 next time.

Dou Xun's face was very pale, and his features looked even more dark and colorful. He had droopy eyes, and his double eyelids stretched straight down to his temples. His nose and lips were thin, revealing a serious look that made him look as if he was alone.

If there is a pretty girl walking on the street, there will be more women staring at her than men. In fact, it is also true in reverse. Most high school girls are not brave enough to drool at men in the street. After looking at them for a few times, they feel embarrassed and stare at them desperately. However, the boys start to whisper about them.

Lao Cheng turned around and poked Xu Xilin's desk with the tip of his pen, whispering, "Who is this guy? He just came here and he wants to take our Xiangxiang's share?"

Xu Xilin thought Dou Xun was quite good-looking, so he just stared at him unscrupulously and shook his head absentmindedly.

Lao Cheng quickly shifted his attention: "Quickly show me your physics 'pornographic book'."

The "little yellow book" is not a pornographic book that violates the law, but a self-compiled exercise book by the physics group of No. 6 Middle School. The school forced everyone to have a copy. It is more than 400 pages thick and does not contain any punctuation marks or nonsense, just questions, and there are no answers after the questions.

Class 1 of Grade 2 is a science experimental class, and the course progress is slightly faster than other classes. So Lao Cheng, this vicious guy, is keen on collecting answers within a circle every day, and after comparing and correcting them, he compiles a set of customized answers and sells them to the ordinary class and the liberal arts class waiting for the final exam.

Xu Xilin casually pulled a book from the table and gave it to him, restrained his free and undisciplined state, and moved his chair, which was one meter away from the table, forward to its normal position to make room for Dou Xun.

Lao Cheng kept chattering, "This is a math porn book! The math issue has already been published, I want the physics issue!"

However, "Grandpa" had fallen out of favor - Xu Xilin had no time to deal with him at the moment. Seeing Dou Xun picked a table at random, Xu Xilin immediately planned to stand up and help him.

However, before he could stretch out his helpful hands, Dou Xun had already dropped the desk with a bang. The landing point was at least one meter away from Xu Xilin, who was sitting in front of him, and there was even a line of separation between the two of them.

Xu Xilin: “…”

Dou Xun had a photographic memory and recognized at a glance that Xu Xilin was the one who ran over from downstairs at noon, and judging from the fawning attitude of those athletes, they were in the same group.

He glanced down at Xu Xilin condescendingly, with a capital "Get lost" written on his nose.

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