"Okay! Crazy Shark successfully crossed the finish line with a final time of 1 minute and 20 seconds! A very good result! A great start for us!"
As Colonel Guan's excited voice sounded, the great shark eagle was seen to have stopped in the flying grass clippings.
Since the cars in the soap box race do not have brakes, after crossing the finish line, the contestants often need to stop the vehicles by hitting haystacks.
The camera zooms in and takes a look at this great shark sculpture at this moment.
The shark's front face had been flattened, and its two wings had already flown away in the previous turbulence.
The two "body sensing cabins" had completely "fallen apart" at this moment, with only the body sensing cabin covers still hanging around their necks.
Both of them seemed very excited.
"Amazing performance! Let's interview you two!"
The host who had been waiting at the finish line came forward and extended the microphone to the brothers in the motion sensing cabin:
"As the first team to debut in the world, you finished the game right at the start and won a good start. What do you think?"
After that, the microphone was handed to the big brother in the somatosensory cabin. The big brother took the microphone and seemed very excited:
“Thank you very much for your support and I am glad to have participated in and completed this unique competition,”
"Then I would like to thank our President Yan for his trust and support,"
"He was solely responsible for designing this vehicle!"
And with the voice and gesture of the big brother in the somatosensory cabin, the camera also switched!
A close-up of Yan Sheng’s expression filled with surprise and astonishment suddenly appeared on the big screen at the scene and on the live broadcast screen of every audience member!
After being stunned for two full seconds, Yan Sheng stood up amid the applause and nods of Gu Sheng beside him. He grinned an awkward smile that was uglier than crying and raised his hand to salute the camera.
The audience laughed like crazy——
'Hahahahahahahahahahaha this was actually designed by the CEO of Yiyou himself'
"I feel like Mr. Yan's teeth are about to break"
'The old thief next to him has such a mean expression, hahahahahaha...'
"Where on earth did Yiyou find these two eye-catching bags? Hahahahaha..."
"Tomorrow, my brother in the sensory cabin will be fired because his left foot entered the company first."
"Although the brothers in the sensory cabin expressed their gratitude, I always felt that they did not want to take the blame for the Great Shark Sculpture."
"Sensory cabin: Even if I get fired, I will shout out in a rotten voice - the Great Shark Sculpture was designed by our boss!!!"
'I laughed...'
"……"
A good start!
The appearance of the great shark sculpture and the abstract post-match interview session directly cueing the boss pushed the event to a hilarious climax.
However.
Just when everyone thought that the Great Shark Sculpture was the pinnacle of abstract expression in this game!
More bizarre abstract cars and hilarious scenes will appear one after another!
There is a [suicide truck]——
The huge polar bear slowly rose on the elevator.
The whole audience was in an uproar!
This polar bear statue is made entirely of renewable foam and is very lifelike. The golden bull's logo is printed on its back. It is extremely well-made and sits on a trailer supported by a four-wheel frame and is towed by a main control vehicle in front.
The audience exclaimed!
There is no doubt that the car following Yiyou belongs to Xun Teng.
But compared with Yiyou’s big shark sculpture, Xun Teng’s car is obviously more sophisticated in shape and more handsome!
However.
Just as the audience was amazed at the handsomeness of Xun Teng’s car!
The next second, two drivers flashed out from behind the polar bear, came in front of the car, and struck swag poses!
The two pilots, one in black and one in white, had two instructions written on their uniforms:
One Ctrl+C, one Ctrl+V.
'? ? ? '
In an instant, the screen was full of question marks!
"You're not going to act anymore, right?"
'God damn copy and paste!'
"Traditional performing arts, huh?"
'ah???'
"Hahahahahahahaha, you guys are playing so big..."
'Is this something you can say?'
'This is so abstract. This is so fucking abstract...'
'Damn, this little polar bear is a bit fun, I love it'
"I feel like the little polar bear has become much cuter since he was beaten up by Mr. Ou."
"Come on! Suicide truck!"
“Hahahahahaha…”
"……"
There is [Pharaoh's tomb relocation]——
Ept, one of the raw material suppliers of Bull Beverage from Egypt, has a unique idea of ​​integrating its country's pyramid elements with the car.
When a four-sided pyramid slowly emerged from the lifting platform, the audience burst into cheers!
"Oh my god, it's a pyramid!"
“This is so creative!”
“It feels like every participating car is full of creativity. It’s simply a large-scale brainstorming event!”
"But the question is, how should this car be driven?"
"Yes, this tightly fitted vertebra doesn't look like there is a driver's seat..."
However!
Just as the audience was talking about it.
There was a click, in full view of everyone, under the watchful eyes of everyone.
Then I saw a crack appear at the tip of the pyramid.
Immediately afterwards, a driver with a pharaoh mask painted on his face emerged from the pyramid like bamboo shoots after a spring rain.
Hula——
As the pyramid car suddenly rushed out from the big downhill, it was accompanied by a handsome drift by accident.
The whole audience was boiling!
'Oh my god! It's getting crazy! I see the pyramid is drifting!'
'Hahahahaha my mom told me to get out and laugh...'
'It's too abstract. I didn't expect that the manufacturers on the Bulls side would be so busy.'
"You can come to this event without living, but you must not have work to do"
"Hide it quickly! Don't let Britain see this technology, or the Egyptian pyramids will be pushed to the British Museum tomorrow."
'Britain: Got it! Come to the museum to work tomorrow!'
'Admit! Directly admitted!'
'The Pharaoh's Tomb'
"Please stop making me laugh, my stomach hurts now."
"I can't laugh anymore. I really can't laugh anymore..."
"……"
There is [Third Sister Gets on the Car]——
"Okay, we saw the CSTG team's monkey cart successfully passed the first ramp. Although it was a little bumpy, the speed did not decrease. It was as solid as a rock!"
Amid the rumbling sounds of the car and accompanied by Colonel Guan's explanation, Ayin held the steering wheel steadily and sat firmly in the four-wheeled vehicle. On both sides, the little monkeys painted by Yiyi and Nana with discarded cardboard were lifelike.
Behind him, in a cabin connected by simple iron chains, his cousin sat upright, wearing a helmet and holding the handles tightly with both hands.
Swoosh——!!!
"With a splash! We see the Monkey Cart making its way through the pool perfectly once again!"
"Although the speed has slowed down a bit, he is already the player who takes the least time in the entire game!"
"If they maintain this speed, they will surpass the Crazy Shark and rank first in the field!"
At this point, Colonel Guan excitedly raised his arms and shouted:
"The last series of turns is just ahead! The chance to set a record is right in front of us!"
"Come on! Monkeys pull the cart! You can do it!"
However!
Colonel Guan’s voice hasn’t even fallen yet!
As Ayin and his cousin entered the curve, under the inertia of a speed of up to 30KM/H, Ayin suddenly turned the steering wheel to avoid the haystack in front!
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud crack!
Under the powerful inertia, the chain broke instantly.
My cousin screamed, "Ah hey hey -- fuck!!!"
Bang!
Hay splash.
My cousin overturned the car instantly and plunged directly into the haystack!
A Yin in the front also realized that the one behind him was out of the way, and quickly turned around to look:
"Hey? Hey! Oh shit, my car is lost! Cousin! Cousin, are you okay? Hahahaha...!"
Of course my cousin is fine. After all, he needs to wear a full set of protective gear to participate in the competition, and the cushioning hay on the outside is solid and soft.
only……
"Hey! Hey, are you holding it in? I haven't even gotten in the car yet!"
My cousin, carrying tufts of hay, ran around the track chasing the cars.
"I can't stop! Run faster! Hurry up! Come on, cousin!"
A Yin in front of him looked back at him and laughed.
The situation got out of control for a while. The entire live broadcast room’s bullet screen was not fully displayed and there was a serious freeze.
"Third sister, get in the car quickly!"
“Hahahahahahahaha…”
"Third sister, why haven't you come up yet——!"
'How irritating it is, hahahahahaha'
"My cousin has a short neck to begin with, and it looks even shorter with the protective gear on."
'I'm going to laugh so hard'
"I'm counting on this clip to make me happy this year, and I'll be happy until next New Year's Day."
“Hahahahahaha…”
'Colonel Guan deserves credit'
'《Come on! Monkey pulls the cart!》'
'《You can do it!》'
'I really admire the instant poison milk'
"This is so funny, I'm so fucking funny..."
'Ha ha ha ha……'
"……"
There are also top-notch scenes like [Protecting the Pilot]—
"No? We also participated? I didn't arrange for anyone to participate?!"
On the viewing platform, Gu Sheng looked at the BT7274 cockpit-shaped car that appeared on the slope along with the lifting platform.
Then he looked at the pilot who was wearing a pilot's uniform and helmet, his hair disheveled in the wind.
Damn.
How come I ended up watching it for fun on my own head?
"Of course I arranged it!"
Beside him, Shen Miaomiao chuckled complacently, with a cunning light flashing in her big eyes.
Gu Sheng was speechless, a bad premonition slowly rising in his heart .
Not surprisingly.
As the finale of the show, BT7274 and Cooper Pilot immediately caused a sensation among audiences around the world!
"BT start!"
As the commentator Doll shouted excitedly:
"BT7274, the main character of Titanfall, one of Golden Wind's representative works, and his pilot Kubo rushed down the track! A very steady start!"
rumble--
The stable car body crosses the slope, jumps over the diving platform, and passes through the puddle.
It can be seen that the car's own weight should have reached the limit required for the competition.
The vehicle's low-lying body is almost touching the ground, and coupled with the outer shell made of hard plastic panels, the vehicle rides very smoothly.
but.
It is precisely because of the heavy weight of this car that its speed is far lower than other small cars.
You know, soapbox cars have no power.
A reduction in speed means that the vehicle's power is exhausted.
As expected.
Just as BT crossed the puddle, entered the curve, and barely turned two corners.
Lulu——dong——
"BT stopped on the haystack, obviously running out of power."
The doll's voice sounded:
"But fortunately, the finish line is just around the corner. The Pilot can definitely push BT across the finish line... Wait? What is he doing?!"
Followed by a scream from the doll.
Then Tie Yu pushed open the cockpit door and walked out of the car.
However, he did not rush to push the cart, but took out a mini blower from his waist.
Then he took out a big balloon from his arms.
Attach the mini blower to the large balloon.
laugh--
The aqua blue balloon inflated instantly.
The driver who plays the role of the pilot also placed it on the seat.
then.
Turn the car around, aim at the finish line, and push hard!
whoosh!
BT carrying the big balloon flew out backwards!
The driver who played the role of the Iron Pilot knelt on the ground in pain, reluctantly reaching out his hand to the departing BT car!
Grass--!!!
Gu Sheng immediately understood what this guy was doing!
The voice engraved in my DNA suddenly rang in my mind.
[BT: Protocol Three, Protecting the Pilot]
[Kubo: B——T——!!!]
Rolling bones——
As the BT car crossed the finish line.
The large aqua blue balloon that had been inflated also burst!
BANG!!!
As the ribbons fluttered, the global audience burst into laughter.
"Gah!!"
'It's too abstract! I can't stand it!'
'Hahahahahaha fuck you!'
'I knew what he was going to do when I saw him take out the balloon!'
"The Ark, right?! Protocol Three, right?! Protecting the Pilot, right?! "
'Hahahahahahaha look, the old thief has already covered his face...'
'I laughed so hard that I vomited. I made the old thief speechless. Hahahahahahaha...'
'The old thief sat up from his bed in the middle of the night: Is he sick? ? ? '
"Too abstract..."
'What a great move! I would call it the best of the match!!!'
'No, who is this? This cosplay is so amazing!'
'And it seems even the old thief is unaware!'
'Here it comes! Post-match interview is here!'
"……"
As the audience was curious and discussed it hotly!
On the big screen, host Joe greeted this skilled Pilot:
"What a unique way to challenge the level! From the enthusiastic cheers of the audience and the excitement during our live broadcast, it is clear that you are undoubtedly the best idea today!"
The Pilot's voice came from his helmet, and it sounded like a muffled laugh:
“Hahaha, thank you, thank you, thank you everyone.”
"So we just noticed that you were participating as a GW driver, but GW's president and chief director Sam didn't seem to know about it?"
As Joe spoke, the picture turned.
There was a close-up of Gu Sheng on the big screen at the scene.
Gu Sheng shrugged and spread his hands, looking completely surprised, confirming Joe's doubts.
He really didn't know who the driver was.
He didn't even know that their Golden Wind team had drivers signed up for the competition.
There was even such a stunning scene where the old knife was mentioned again!
Seeing this, Joe laughed:
"So, this mysterious driver, can you reveal your true identity to us now?"
Hearing this!
The whole audience held their breath, and all the viewers in the live broadcast room opened their mouths wide with curiosity.
Who is this person? Why did he participate in the competition without the knowledge of Golden Wind ? And why is he so familiar with the classic plot of Titanfall?
Under everyone's attention!
The mysterious driver nodded and said, "Of course."
then.
He slowly bent down and leaned over...