[The mysterious chariot of Yiyou is ready! See you on January 1st! ]
[Hello everyone, we are Nuyan Games, which has been practicing racing for two and a half years. We are going to race real cars! ]
[Tiantianyoubao wishes you a happy new year. We will meet you in Sweden for the New Year's Day Golden Bull Challenge! 】
[Your energy is beyond your imagination! The Golden Bull Challenge is about to begin! Come and cheer for Shark Girl! ]
[CSTG will go to Sweden on January 1st, my cousin and I will lead the team, outdoor live broadcast]
【……】
One.
One.
Another one.
From Xunteng Yiyou, a top domestic comprehensive game manufacturer.
To first-tier game companies such as Nuyan, Zhenting, and Tianlang.
From comprehensive game information platforms such as Tiantianyoubao, Players’ Bonfire, and Sports Sensing World.
Go to game live streaming related platforms such as Shark, Black Flag, and Bilibili.
As well as top anchors such as Ayin, Liuliu, and Qiezi.
even--
WAWA: Hello everyone, I’m Wawa. I’m very happy to participate in the [Golden Bulls Challenge] as a commentator. At that time, I will bring you the Chinese channel commentary with @管大校不是毒奶. See you on New Year’s Day.
Colonel Guan is not a jinx: Hi everyone, I am the commentator Colonel Guan. I am very happy to accept the invitation from Golden Wind to serve as the Chinese commentator for this [Golden Bulls Challenge]. On January 1st, @WAWA and I will meet you in Sweden. See you there.
Comprehensive manufacturers! Game giants! Media forums! Live streaming platforms! Top streamers!
Even a professional commentator!
Shen Miaomiao sat in her office, looking at the overwhelming number of announcements and blog posts, and her scalp felt tingling!
It's so horrible.
Because at this moment, in front of her is an entire team representing the Chinese gaming industry!
Yes!
Any individual, organization or group in China related to the gaming industry!
They all participated in this extremely ridiculous soap box car challenge!
The unprecedented sensation soon ignited the entire gaming community at the end of this cold year!
'ah???'
"I really like what the Golden Wind player said (dog head)"
"So this challenge...isn't an abstract game?"
"What the hell!!! Are they going to mobilize together?!"
'Shocked! The old thief is no longer satisfied with abstraction in the game! This time he wants to do real performance art! '
"No? What the hell is this Ultimate Face Fruit? Are all the anchors from the manufacturer's media platform joining the battle?"
"What the hell are you doing with Colonel Guan and Wawa! The league's top commentator is being loaned out!"
"This is... the unification of the Chinese gaming community, right?"
"After all, it is a company published by Huaxia Daily. Looking at the domestic market, who dares not to give face?"
"This is the Chinese gaming community's New Year's Day party..."
'So why Sweden?'
"I guess the activity was not approved in China..."
'Because cars cannot be modified in China (dog head)'
'You can't modify your bicycles (shocked)'
"Even abroad, Sweden is six hours ahead of us in time. Activities there start in the morning while here are in the afternoon."
"That's too fierce, Xiao Huang..."
"……"
Crazy!
The participation of the entire gaming community immediately pushed this previously unpopular event to the forefront!
Even the overseas gaming circles were shocked by the sensational effect!
and.
More importantly...
I can lose 100 times the 10 million!!!
Shen Miaomiao seemed to be wearing a mask of pain, holding her forehead in sorrow:
"Ah——it's hard to guard against——!"
I was quite confident at first.
After all, according to the system regulations, if this order wants to make a profit, it needs to achieve a net profit increase of 10 million US dollars within 7 days.
Note that it is profit growth, not total profit for 7 days.
Thanks to the system that surpasses real technology, it is possible to accurately calculate the profit amount for 7 days under normal conditions, with an error of no more than $100.
Today, both "Sekiro" and "Peak Kingdom" are still in their peak sales period, and their normal profits are already very high, so there is little room for growth.
In other words, it is still difficult for Golden Wind to achieve a net profit increase of 10 million US dollars in 7 days by relying on this wave of brand promotion.
But I never expected it!
Old Gu actually did it so ruthlessly!
The entire Chinese gaming community, from top to bottom, has been fooled by him!
In other words.
This event can be called the Golden Wind, an all-round promotion for China and even the world's gaming circles!
All 16 games under their brand will benefit from this massive promotion!
An average of $625,000 sales per game would be enough to accomplish the mission perfectly.
Shen Miaomiao is not bragging.
According to the sensational publicity.
Just $10 million in 7 days, you can achieve the goal with your eyes closed.
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but sigh.
well……
It is said that when God wants to give a man a great responsibility, he must first make his heart and mind suffer.
It seems that before "Overwatch", I couldn't lose a penny, and I could only be a successful female president.
God is fair.
Shen Miaomiao nodded.
God must have thought that I would lose my way to financial freedom in Overwatch and wouldn't let me gain too much, so he let me experience all kinds of failures first and then give me the greatest reward in the end.
"Yeah! That's it!"
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao's mentality became much more balanced. She nodded and took a deep breath:
"In that case! Then——"
…
“Enjoy this super challenge of extreme creativity and speed!”
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
"I declare!"
"The first stop of the Golden Bull Global Challenge——"
"The Swedish Soapbox Car Challenge!"
"Officially unveiled--!!!"
As the host Joe's loud and enthusiastic voice rang out over the huge speakers!
On the first day of the new year, both sides of the Seventh Avenue in Kaskluna, Sweden were bustling with noise!
As the only Baroque city in Sweden, Karskrona is adjacent to the Baltic Sea and is known as the "Crown Pearl City".
And on the Seventh Avenue that leads directly to the Baltic Sea, a nearly one-kilometer-long section of the main road was under complete martial law.
The roads were lined with buffer haystacks on both sides, and the sidewalks on both sides outside the haystacks were crowded with spectators who came to watch this bizarre and interesting challenge.
The thunderous applause, screams and whistles stretched for a thousand meters.
Following the cheers of the lively audience, we traced back to the source along the track.
A high ramp with a huge blue arch stands at the starting point of the track.
now.
Two men with oriental faces were standing in front of the arch. They picked up a pair of scissors together and cut the red ribbon that was across the starting point!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
In an instant!
Streamers and fireworks exploded on both sides. Under the fluttering streamers, Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing smiled and clapped, repeatedly raising their hands to greet the cheering passers-by in the audience.
Foreigners are so idle...
Gu Sheng laughed and complained in his heart.
Looking down from his position, he could see that the entire street was crowded with foreigners who came to watch the fun. At a glance, there were at least thousands of them!
At this moment, Twitch and Shark, the two major authorized live broadcast platforms at home and abroad, are also flooded with hot comments!
"It's starting! It's starting!"
'So I still don't understand what this soapbox car means...'
'Have you seen Geng's portable kebab piano? Bring that thing to the competition'
'Hahahahaha what a fucking image'
"I understand now that you put it that way..."
"What a loss, we should have invited Geng from Handicraft"
"No, the piano has power, but this competition requires no power, just pure skating."
'Wow, that's quite difficult. The track looks to be at least 700 meters long, with ramps, puddles and steps.'
"Just kidding, how about the Extreme Challenge (dog head)"
"Awesome... Extreme..."
"……"
And as the audience discussed curiously.
The brief opening of the challenge was also completed.
Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing, representatives of the event organizer, gave speeches respectively and then sat in the viewing seats.
After introducing the competition system, host Joe solemnly announced:
"I declare! The Golden Bull Global Challenge - the Swedish Soapbox Car Race!"
"Officially opened--!!!"
boom--!!!
As the booming music sounded!
In the Shark live broadcast platform, the voices of two Chinese commentators also cut in:
"Hello everyone, good afternoon. At 8:30 a.m. on Sunday morning, the Golden Bull Soapbox Car Race officially opens. I am Colonel Guan, the commentator for this race."
"Hey, hello everyone, I'm Wawa."
Wow——
The live broadcast room exploded instantly!
'Hahahahahaha what the hell! Are you guys serious?'
'It's getting intense, LPL has become a soapbox competition'
"It's perfect, brother! It's perfect!"
'Hahahahahahahaha this is too abstract, it has the beauty of a stone man casting a shadow killing array'
"Damn, it's just Xiao Huang. No matter which company you go to, they can't come up with such an abstract job."
"That's too rough, hahahahaha..."
"……"
The audience laughed.
Then, Colonel Guan's voice sounded in the live broadcast room:
"Then let us invite the first team to participate in today's competition and bring their participating vehicle - Falcon Shark!"
“Wow!”
Wawa, who is also a professional commentator, spoke out of professional instinct:
"As soon as you hear the name, you know that this car is mighty and domineering. It is like an eagle and a shark. It can reach the moon in the sky and catch turtles in the five oceans! It is so domineering!"
And with the sound of the doll.
On the high platform, a vehicle covered with red cloth slowly appeared in the picture along with the lifting platform.
The red silk cloth outlines its outstretched wings.
The ferocious muzzle protrudes and is very aggressive!
Following right on!
Whoosh——!!!
As the red cloth was unveiled!
The whole audience froze!
A fat, top-heavy shark with a pair of big, stupid eyes suddenly appeared.
A tongue made of red cloth hung at the side of the mouth, and from a distance it looked like it was vomiting blood, covering the front wheel of the car.
A pair of wings extended from both sides of the body, like a pair of gull-wing doors, covered with chicken feathers.
And under the shark's body, there are two eagle claws, stepping on two small wheels.
The whole audience was silent for five seconds.
then.
The laughter was like an explosion, sweeping the whole audience in an instant!
The barrage exploded directly——
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
'Whose stupid car is this? Huh? Whose? Are you going to do nothing about it? I'm going to call the police!'
'ah???'
'Hahahahahahahaha Eagle Falcon Crazy Shark, this name is too abstract for this car'
'Wait? Isn't this just a giant shark eagle?'
“Hahahahahahahahaha——”
'Who the hell designed this? Do you want to make me laugh to death and inherit my art game x2?'
"Oh! That's right! It's the art tour! Look! "
Following the reminder from this barrage viewer.
Look at the picture again.
Two drivers also appeared.
I saw that both of them were wearing somatosensory cabin boxes made of foam boards.
Although it is simple, the iconic angular shape and the LED waistline that runs through the whole body make it clear at a glance that this is Yiyou x2!
The audience couldn't hold it anymore!
'Haha ...
"I even suspect that this is Xun Teng's team, just to deliberately discredit Yiyu, hahahahahaha..."
"Where on earth did Yiyu find this extremely conspicuous bag? Damn it."
'Hahahahaha my head almost fell off laughing'
"Come on, brothers in the Great Shark Sculpture Motion Sensor Cabin!"
'I beg you to stop talking, hahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm going to laugh so hard that I can't breathe...'
'This is so stupid, help me, hahahahaha...'
'Special skill! Special skill for the new year!!!'
"……"
Laughing like crazy!
Opening Lightning Strike!
The shark-carved tricycle and the somatosensory cabin, designed by Yan Sheng himself, instantly ignited the whole audience as soon as they appeared!
Not to mention the audience, even the two professional commentators couldn't hold back after seeing such a combination of shapes, their voices were shaking!
"Good...very good..."
Colonel Guan's voice was clearly straining, but he still tried hard to hold back his laughter:
"It is indeed a very domineering car! Then... then... hehehe..."
Colonel Guan is really tired.
He also wanted to explain it well.
But when he saw that the two brothers in the somatosensory cabin were stuck by the great shark eagle because of their large size, he really couldn't hold it in any longer.
Taking advantage of the fact that there was no picture during the live broadcast, he simply turned off the microphone and squatted on the ground, laughing and wiping his tears.
And the doll next to it took on the important responsibility at this moment!
"Okay, then I... uh hehe... we saw that, with the help of the staff, our two contestants finally got into the Big Shark... the Falcon Crazy Shark!"
"Okay! Get ready!"
【beep--】
"As the referee blew the whistle, the Crazy Shark, pushed by the staff, rushed out at a very fast speed!"
Swoosh——!!!
With the sound of the whistle, the great shark eagle rushed down the slope like an arrow from a bow!
There was a rustling sound of wings, and the shark's wings began to tremble, as if it was about to fall.
The shark's red cloth tongue also floated up, shaking rapidly in the air.
As for those two eyes that were gleaming with wisdom, they also shook with the vibration of the tricycle, revealing a strong sense of mental retardation in their playfulness.
The barrage of comments has already made people laugh.
The situation got out of control for a while.
And the next second!
The speeding great shark eagle is about to face its first challenge!
"Okay! Start at 40 kilometers per hour! The Crazy Shark is about to hit its first jump ramp!"
"Let's see if it can fly into the sky with the help of this pair of falcon's wings!"
And with the excited voice of the doll.
Then there was a loud clanging sound in the venue!
"It's flying! It's flying! It's flying!"
Colonel Guan’s exclamations followed one after another!
"The eagle shark's wings are flying!"
"But the eagle shark was like a very fast swimmer who didn't fasten his swimming trunks tightly. It rushed out like an arrow from a bow, leaving only a pair of wings to watch in place!"
"What a big stage for sand sculptures—"
The two commentators were inspired and said in unison:
"You come here to embarrass me!!!"