Chapter 22 : Which courtesan eats so much on a date ?!​​​​

The sky is like a giant drawing tablet , with the thick white marshmallow erased in the center by the painter — pop , revealing a perfect soft - boiled egg .

Withdrawing his gaze from the orange- yellow skylight , Chen Che crushed the weeds in the cracks of the bluestone with his toes , annihilating one bunch and then aiming at another . No grass grew within a two- meter radius ... The backyard gardener looked up . The young master wanted to learn weeding techniques ?

My arm was sore from the long call , and just as I was about to switch handsets , a voice came over the receiver : " Ah , why didn't you hang up ? "

Her breathing rate slowed down considerably compared to when she was " beating people up . " Chen Che smiled and said , " You fight on the front lines , and I support you from the rear . "

A rabbit with a three-lobed mouth appeared in my mind , rushing to the sleeping lion , waving its arms high , arrogantly .

" Support ? " The girl calmed down and seemed to have arrived in a quiet place , and her voice dropped .

The man offered three casual words : " Cheerleading . "

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Chi Leyou on the other end of the phone just walked into the library and his steps obviously stopped . After all , they had made money together . Not only did he not support her , but he also acted like he was just here to watch the fun .

" Our thug is so small . What if we fail to defeat him and get counterattacked ? " the cheerleading leader kept nagging . " I have to be responsible for carrying the wounded off the battlefield . "

From cheerleading to medic , does he enjoy role -playing ? Why does n't he hang up the phone ? Does he have to win the cell phone battery competition ?

" Why don't you speak ? " The medic wanted to slap the shocked wounded soldier 's face from a distance .

Chi Leyou : " ... My phone is running out of battery . "

Chen Che pulled his hot phone away and glanced at the upper right corner . He forgot to charge it last night , and his phone was actually running low on power .

He turned a blind eye , his stubborn nature entrenched : " It only uses one bar of electricity . "

Okay , okay , stop showing off the latest iPhone your rich sister bought you . You win with the Rod 2 ?​​​

In the library , her old seat had been taken . It must have been the defeated female enemy secretly sending energy waves , making her bad luck as uneasy as the A- share market , with a green tint that made people panic .

The Kawazu cherry trees outside the window have intertwined branches , with their long branches stretching out , pointing straight to the white clouds and blue sky , secretly foreshadowing that spring is about to arrive .

She didn't get to eat fried dough sticks and sesame cakes , didn't get a prime workstation , and the bear market came crashing down on her . Chi Leyou , the shrewd stock investor, was dejected : " I 'm going to die . "

" Is the battery really out ? "

" Low bat tery . " The Duracell rabbit touched her shriveled belly and said she was going back to her rabbit den to eat . She didn't buy the rabbit grass she had been longing for in the forest animal cafeteria , so she could only eat Park Ye- jin 's kimchi cold steamed bun .

" The bionic robot is going to enter the charging station ? "

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“ s s C h i — — ”

Chi Leyou turned around , squinting for a long time before recognizing the person : " Hello . "

The receiver is clear and can recognize the voice . A pure-blooded foreigner . Who is it ?

" Hmm ? Oh, no rush ... Just put the book on the table . You don't have to wait for me . "

The man insisted , " That won't do . I'm still trying to figure out how to pay for the glasses ... There are n't any suitable jobs for me these days . "

Thirty kilometers away at a manor villa , the gardener raised his long-handled hedge shears and with a snap , the hedge wall became two inches shorter , revealing a head behind the wall .

The young master who was nearly executed in the vegetable market was completely unaware and mechanically took a step forward , still holding the phone in his hand .

5 % battery , true low power mode .​

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The brief chat ended , and the girl 's voice became clear again in the receiver : " Why haven't you hung up yet ? "

“ L a d y first . ”​​​​

Chi Leyou : " Then I 'll hang up . I 'm going to have breakfast . "

Thinking of what she said earlier about being " busy beating people up , " Shen Che thought she was joking . " You 're a thug collecting debts for someone , and your boss doesn't even give you a lunch ? "

The golden and crispy fried dough sticks resembled the courtesan in a brothel , swaying her slender waist and waving her rainbow handkerchief : " Guests , come and play ~ Female guests are welcome too ~ We in Yihongyuan do n't have rigid personalities ~ World peace ~ p e a c e ~ "

Chi Leyou , who was so hungry that his eyes were blurry , looked like a dog drooling on the ground .

" It's all your fault . " She confided in a few words the whole story of how she 'd torn a female Japanese soldier apart with her mouth . " If you hadn't been talking nonsense , I 'd have been eating fried dough sticks , sesame seed buns , and wontons ! "

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The gardener was still in shock , and the gardening shears almost hurt someone . But the young master didn't get angry , instead he ran away .

Encountering a security patrol car , Chen Che hijacked it . The camera zoomed up to reveal a maze-like backyard , with tulip bulbs lined along the sandy white walkway , ready to be planted . Several gardening workers emerged from the greenhouse , arms full of Strelitzia reginae .

On the third-floor balcony in the distance , Du Yuanshan leaned on the railing and looked out , her binoculars locked on the robber , her slender fingers tightly gripping a blue and white diamond gradient custom microphone .

" Ah — ah — you little brat , I 've finished my English class and you have n't left yet ? You— "

The exponentially amplified sound fell from the top floor to the living room and then sank to the basement .

The air was disturbed .

Finally , the magic sound flew out from the exaggerated Corinthian column balcony , swooped down to the distant driveway , and the electric patrol car disappeared into another building .

Teacher Martin hesitated to speak : " A r i a ... "

Du Yuanshan turned her head : " Teacher , teach me how to swear ! " She didn't believe that she couldn't cure him !

Teacher Martin , who knew a little about Chinese , twisted his lips into a knot , but the high training fee offered by the sponsor , Mr. Shen , was really tempting . He secretly said, "Oh my God , my conscience has been bought by Satan ."

F word is used worldwide , use it with caution as there is a high risk of group fights .

A word starting with A , body part / organ , insult level ten .

If you find a word that starts with B , your skull will be harvested with a broken beer bottle .

One dares to teach , the other dares to learn .

Teacher Martin looked at this well - maintained wealthy lady . She looked like a gorgeous greenhouse flower . Did she have any muscles ? What if a flower - armed person came crashing down from the other side ? How would she handle it ?

After learning that she was a famous Chinese movie star and a singer who was tuning up in a recording studio , Mr. Martin suddenly asked , " Have you seen Run Laura ? "

The topic turned to Du Yuanshan 's most professional field : " Of course , this film has set many precedents , such as game - based narrative and innovative film editing— "

The young foreigner shook his head . " We 're not discussing movies . I told you to run after you finish cursing . You have to keep running to save your life . Do you understand ? "

“ e … ” This is the fourth English word Du Yuanshan learned today .

Teacher Martin said solemnly : " When you are interviewed by the media , don't say that I taught you English . "

“ S u r e … … ” the fifth one .

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" Sister Wang . " Shen Che walked into the kitchen .

All the workers turned their heads .

Is it an illusion ?

The scene before him seemed unreal , as if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had moved to the imperial kitchen .

" Master ? " asked Mrs. Wang . " Do you have any instructions ? "

Chen Che walked over to a row of steamers , lifted the lids one by one , and peered inside . He was like a hotel guest who vowed to finish all the breakfast buffet . " The shrimp dumplings this morning were delicious . Do you have any more ? "

" There's another cage . "

" Help me pack . "

" Do you have fried dough sticks , preserved vegetable pancakes , or wontons ? "

Everyone was surprised that high- fat , high - carb Chinese food never appeared on Du Yuanshan 's menu . She preferred light Cantonese cuisine .

The chef , with his registered residence in " Cantonese- style twin ponytails , " barely reached Chen Che 's shoulders with his insoles . He looked up at Chen Che , the gold medal Cantonese chef's eyes showing trepidation : " Young Master , do you want to eat breakfast from your hometown ? "

There is no pickled mustard greens in the kitchen , and even the most skilled cook cannot cook without vegetables .

In fact, he wanted to ask , " Master , do you think my cooking is not tasty ? Is today my last day of work ? If you fire me , please pay N + 1 . "

" I 'll make the fried dough sticks now and fry them right away . " The chef found a rolling pin .

" Forget it . By the time you 're done , I 'll be starving . " Chen Che pointed to the various breakfast items in the drawer . " Take it all away . "

A total of 20 food boxes , plus soy milk , freshly squeezed corn juice , and banana avocado milk .

Sister Yan , who worked hard to complete KPI , quickly cut a box of assorted fruit platter and a box of organic vegetable salad .

Chen Che went to the garage , selected an off-road vehicle with excellent stability , and drove away like a whirlwind .

Uncle Zheng , who had come over upon hearing this , scratched his head : " Master, are you not full ? "

The short, fat chef hugged his rolling pin , feeling weak and helpless : " The amount he packed is too much for ten people to finish . "

Sister Yan : " I went on a date . "

Nonsense .

Mrs. Wang glared at her : " What girl would eat so much on a date ? "

It ’s not a competitive eating contest !

What 's going on ? Everyone wondered , could it be that the young master secretly raised a lot of soldiers outside ?

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Back in the dormitory , Park Ye- jin turned around , with some kimchi residue at the corners of her mouth and steamed bread crumbs at her feet .

Chi Leyou 's heart skipped a beat . All her breakfast went to Park Yejin 's stomach . She sighed , " I 'll call you ' the one who ca n't feel comfortable without kimchi . ' "

Park Kimchi, who was awarded the title of E T , clasped her hands together and used the honorific : " Choi Song Hamidah ... "

Please , there are only 3 hours left before the deadline , and I still have 10 pages to finish .

Park Xigua is a kind girl who cares deeply about her roommate . She spared five precious minutes of her time to finish her essay : " Is the Chinese food in the cafeteria not to your liking ? "

" You 've met your nemesis . " Chi Leyou said briefly .​​​

" Shit ! " Park Ye- jin stood up with a thud , her cheeks tinged with a gradual red , and two spiraling eyes appeared under her eyes . " She can still eat ?! She 'll die of fullness ! She 'll choke to death ! She 'll choke to death ! Even the Heimlich maneuver can't save her ! "

Chi Leyou patted her shoulder : " I scolded him harshly for you . "

Seriously ? Park Ye - jin carefully examined her Chinese roommate .​

With that innocent face and those soft lips , could she curse ? Her eyes were clear , and her lethality was practically zero .

The girl 's innocent eyes revealed a sly expression : " That was awesome ! Everyone in the cafeteria heard it , including her current boyfriend . "

What the hell ? A lamb that was sold and still counting money , and she actually felt good about scolding it ? Are you sure she was scolding someone ? The one who felt good was actually that green tea mixed - race Japanese woman .

Xiao Yangzai's phone was flooded with messages , and she forwarded one of the videos to Park Ye- jin : " Please watch the verbal battle . "

The corner of her mouth tilted up , revealing half a shallow dimple . Park Ye- jin was familiar with her micro - expressions , the pride that only appeared after accomplishing a big thing . She kicked the sheep's hooves like a charlatan who had calculated the fortune accurately .

After walking out of the dormitory door a moment later , Chi Leyou fell back , her hair standing on end , her mouth grinning , her dimples becoming silly . She failed to control her expression and looked not very smart . " Park Xigua , today will be the happiest day of your life , please remember it . "

The three greatest joys in life : getting a place on the imperial examination , having a wedding night , and getting revenge .

" He 's crazy . " Park Ye- jin opened the video suspiciously . The deadline for submission was approaching , and not having Yuyu was already her greatest blessing .

Five minutes later , loud shouts erupted from the dormitory on the third floor : " Big ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Zhonggu Salami is a sinker !!! "

Hearing the sound , Chi Leyou who was standing on the first floor looked up and saw the girls holding onto the balcony railings waving excitedly , their faces like pomegranate flowers blooming in May . The girls ' eyes celebrated from a distance , and in an instant , flames flashed , like blazing flames in the daytime , bright and unrestrained .

Park Ye- jin didn't care about her image . She was a mentally ill patient who had recovered and was about to be discharged today . She opened her mouth and roared , sending out waves of sound .

— — “ Where are you going ?! ”

The figure downstairs gradually became smaller . The girl who was walking away opened her arms high , and the morning sun poured warmly towards her . She became the brightest light in Park Ye - jin 's sight .

The wind carries her echo .

— — “ Let ’s go eat a free meal ! ”