Chapter 21 " Does your part - time job include fighting ? " O ...​​​

Chen Che lowered his head .

His robe : low-key dark pattern , tie - waist , loose bathrobe style .

The robe in the comic is in a mess , but the following details can be vaguely seen : low-key dark patterns , lace -up waist , and loose bathrobe style .

Similarity : 90 % .​

The 10 % difference is that he is calm and has masculine virtues !

The paper man in the comics is not only wearing revealing clothes , but also has the key points of his upper body blocked by handcuffs .

One u u .

Chen Che lifted the stand-up collar and pulled it toward his neck . He then tightened the belt around his waist , preferring it to be tighter than to let it loose and end up like the person in the painting .

" Oh my , wul i Park Ki - yong oppa is so handsome ... " Du Yuanshan exclaimed repeatedly after removing the mask .

Is this Oppa already ? Mother is being too outrageous .

The paper figure even has a name—​​​

" Girlfriend and Chicken Coop " .

Oh .

He withdrew his gaze , feeling contempt in his heart . What was the difference between reading this kind of comic and being tortured with pepper spray ?

Pushing the tablet toward her son , the actress Du , now in the advanced stages of her occupational illness , began to narrate : " A forbidden love . From ancient times back to the present , the hero fulfills a thousand-year- old appointment . "

In his previous life , the young male protagonist secretly went up the mountain to play .

A little tit happily pecked a pine caterpillar out of the cracks in the bark .

The chickadee paused with its orange beak , looking back , its gaze fixed on the stream . A boy was also happily searching for unusual rocks .

The tits chirp , the brook gurgles , and happiness is contagious .

Until the boy fell into the water , the little tit transformed into a human and helped him out .

After the coming -of-age ceremony , the hero confessed his love to the heroine while holding a large bunch of mountain flowers .

The second female lead who followed the male lead discovered the existence of the female lead ...

In this life , the hero finds the heroine with the memories of his previous life .

Chen Che : " Why is the heroine becoming more and more perverted ? "

" How is he perverted ? " Du Yuanshan, a staunch female leader, rolled her eyes .

" The hero died protecting the heroine in his previous life , and finally reincarnated— "

" That's called time travel ! " Du Yuanshan couldn't stand it anymore .

" Jilong traveled through time , and the heroine treated him so cruelly ? " Only a level 10 idiot could come up with such a plot .

It 's only the second episode and the painter is already handcuffed . How perverted will the next episode be ?

" Chicken ... cage ?! " Du Yuanshan thought there was something wrong with her ears .

" Piao ~ chicken ~ cage ~ " The deep voice carried a hint of arrogance . " Piao , the kind that Dad often sweeps at the police station . "​​​​

" You bastard !!! " Du Yuanshan choked at his neck .​​

Ding-ding - bang-bang — the restaurant suddenly became noisy . The worker and the housekeeper , who had disappeared , reappeared at the same time , making all sorts of noise .

The soft- spoken Wang Sao instantly transformed into a bandit voice actor , speaking in a gruff voice : " Ah , Madam , you haven't practiced with the fitness ball for a long time . The fat on your waist ... "

Mrs. Wang desperately winked at Shen Che .

After a month on the job , Sister Yan , who used to be very cautious in her words and actions , relaxed her composure : " Madam , Mister R — Oh , what ? Teacher Martin is almost here— "

Sister Yan 's eyes also felt uncomfortable , and she blinked desperately at Shen Che .

Du Yuanshan : " What teacher ? "

Sister Yan identified the murderer very smoothly . If it were during the Anti-Japanese War , a traitor would come and scare her , and she would immediately confess everything .

The confession was short : " The young master hired an English teacher for you . "

" … … " Du Yuanshan closed her eyes and went straight over—

She was rescued by Uncle Zheng , the old man who knew her all too well . Eunuch Zheng announced : " Madam , the young master has sent you flowers ! "

The female star suddenly opened her eyes , and handfuls of peonies came into view .

Uncle Zheng led several workers in one after another . Each of them had a giant bouquet in their arms .

Pale crimson , smoky purple , misty pink , sparkling white … their faces were obscured , leaving only the vibrant blossoms in full bloom in Du Yuanshan 's view . With limited education , she desperately wanted to find a few pretentious words to describe the flowers ' beauty , but after much thought , she could only come up with " colorful . " She feigned profoundness , using silence to mask her limited vocabulary .

Fireworks exploded in her heart . She was the proudest of thousands of ordinary mothers . Her top romantic son—​​​​

Give her flowers​​​

In the restaurant , Sister Yan and Sister Wang desperately gave the young master a look . Uncle Zheng 's head popped out from behind the oversized flower bud : " Squeak ~ "

Sound waves penetrated Chen Che's ears . He casually pointed at a bouquet of flowers and said , " Mom , the bright red one is from me , and the rest are from Dad . I wish you a complete success at the book signing . "

Du Yuanshan pressed the corners of her burning eyes , moisture spreading to her fingertips : " That 's not bright red , that 's smoky purple . "

Her color - blind son pointed at his eyes and said , " Well , it 's all your fault . You found me a disabled dad . "

“ … … ”

After watching the short play " My Wife is So Coaxing " , everyone was satisfied .​​

" Mom , " Chen Che said , picking up a crystal shrimp dumpling and placing it in Du Yuanshan's bowl . " The film critics said your eyes were hollow , your emotions were flat , and your lines were terrible . "

Du Yuanshan lowered her beautiful eyes and squeezed them shut . The tide had just receded , and an undercurrent was rising . She wanted to get on the oxygen machine .

Chen Che : " Mom , take a deep breath . Feel the emotions you 're feeling right now . Label them and store them in your wise and intelligent mind . "

One of Du Yuanshan's ears expanded , transforming into a giant microphone . Wise ... and clever ? Good boy , praising me ?

" Next time you act , show off your emotions . Just one look will do the trick . Your acting is natural and profound . Are n't those fans mesmerized ? "

Chen Che boasted about his Level 10 teaching certificate and instantly appeased his old mother who was on the verge of going berserk .

Martin, who teaches English , is a local high school teacher in Maple Leaf Country . He and his young assistant were both waiting in the lobby .

There are still 5 minutes until class starts .

An old man and a young boy saw a young Asian man in a sky -blue baseball cap and a lily - white sweatshirt walking down the central spiral staircase . A few tufts of his slightly long hair were visible outside the brim of his hat , and the ends of his hair swayed slightly with his steps .

The young man came down to the first floor , greeted her , and apologized : " Teacher Martin , I have to go out for something . Aria , please . "

The two teachers were stunned and couldn't help but look at him . He was dressed similarly to local high school students . Foreigners always have trouble guessing the age of Asians .

" Aria ? " The teacher called the little girl 's name and looked around the huge living room .​

Chen Che took a few steps back and pulled out his old mother from the corner behind the electronic fireplace .

— — " Wise and clever girl , please say hello to your English teacher . "​​​

Aria ’s weak voice : “ Howl , my friend … ”​​​

Martin , a teacher with many years of teaching experience who has taught numerous Chinese students , used the expression most favored by newly arrived international students : “ Fine , thankyou , andyou ? ”​​​​​​​​​

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Chen Che cleared out his study room as Du Yuanshan 's " English corner " . After settling in , he closed the study door .

Stuck by Du Yuanshan 's head .

The image of a dignified female star was completely gone . She lowered her voice and said , " Hey , you left me ? I ca n't speak the same language as them ... "

The roles were reversed , and Chen Che smiled like a father : " Teacher Martin will teach you well . "

" He 's from Caizhong ! " Du Yuanshan heard the name of the school from the conversation between Shen Che and Martin . Her good friend , Mrs. Cen , was bringing her daughter to study abroad and had drawn up a long list of schools to avoid , and this Caizhong school was prominently on the list .

" So , " Chen Che pinched the brim of his hat , letting it fall on Du Yuanshan's head , " Teacher Martin has a lot of experience dealing with poor students . "

This brat must have done it on purpose !

" I won't go to class . " Du Yuanshan made up his mind and died bravely .

Chen Che looked at her and said , " Study hard and make progress every day , classmate Aria . "

Du Yuanshan was frightened by his gaze and retreated to advance : " If you are not here , I will not go . "

" Just installed Hikvision . " Chen Che gestured for Du Yuanshan to look at the surveillance camera in the study . He pressed down on Du Yuanshan 's cap , like a priest pressing down on the dome of a baptized believer 's skull , and whispered , " I am with you . "

By the way, I monitor my mother 's class . These are the things he encountered when he was a child . The vengeful kid back then has grown up now .

Du Yuanshan refused to give up and made another request : " I will only attend the class if you can buy the crosstalk tickets . "

" Xiao Du , Xiao Du , I 'll go and finish the task now . "​​​​​​

Du Yuanshan was taken away like a hostage by two teachers .

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This impromptu outing plan was initiated by Chen Che ’s newest ( WeChat ) friend .​​

Lao Chi, a scalper who had been waiting all night for crosstalk tickets without success , unexpectedly discovered in the morning that the ticket price had dropped from $ 888 to $ 800 .

All four tickets are here .

“ Ha ! It ca n’t be sold out ! ” Chi Leyou rubbed his hands together , ready to battle online with the scalper Lao Liu first .

Lao Chi : " 800 dollars . "​​

Lao Liu : " Brother , the current price is $ 800 . "​​​

Lao Chi : " 800 dollars for four cards , I 'm all in . "​​

Lao Liu : " How about I give you two kilograms of Northwest Wind and let you drink it slowly ? "

R o u n d 1 : Lao Chi was defeated .

Chi Leyou was like a wilted cabbage , wasting an entire night without helping Chen Che at all .​​

After hesitating for a long time and failing to organize her words , her new friend sent her a message a second faster than her : ?

The phone in my palm almost fell to the ground .

[ Chen Che : What about writing a confession of guilt ? ]

Presumably , she typed and deleted it frequently , and the other party saw " typing ... "​

What does a confession of guilt mean ? She toiled all night , helping him find votes . Her sin is being too kind !

A notification bar suddenly appeared on the phone screen : The person you are following , the seller . Li u adjusted the price .

Chi Leyou was stunned . The price went from $ 800 per ticket to $ 888 .​​​

It alerted the enemy .

She explained the situation and honestly admitted that she was too careless . To express her indignation at the scalper Lao Liu for raising the price , Chi Leyou angrily smashed three large landmines .

Tong , tong , tong — Shen Che, who had bravely survived the series of bombings , sent a voice message : " Chop the devils ' heads with your swords . What 's the big deal about killing our own people ? "

In the cafeteria , the girl who was happily queuing to buy breakfast suddenly froze , and the tall girl in front of her turned her head .

The female model was half a head taller than Chi Leyou . Chi Leyou raised his chin slightly and held his breath .

Isn't this Park Ye - jin 's sworn enemy ? That smug , arrogant, half - Portuguese -Japanese girl ?

Relying on her status as a model , she hooked up with many rich men in the overseas study circle . She got money and bags , but the poor rich men were thrown away like garbage by her .

Park Ye- jin 's ex- boyfriend was lured away by a female Japanese devil .

In fact , all we need to do is wish the cheating scumbag a speedy cremation .

But the female devil showed off in front of Park Ye- jin like a victor .

Coward number one, Park Ye -jin , cursed and cursed and drew the little three devils into the comic . Unfortunately , the comic was so bad that the damage value was almost zero .

The female Japanese soldier's eyelashes trembled rapidly. Chi Leyou looked up at an angle , staring at her thick bangs , as if in the next second , the two little people would pull open the curtains and perform the anti-Japanese drama of " tearing the Japanese soldiers apart with bare hands " in the small theater on their foreheads .

" Devils ... " The female devil didn't speak Chinese , but she knew the word . Anger crawled up her neck like a snake , and her cheeks turned from beige to pink .

The cafeteria was noisy and bustling , and everyone 's eyes fell on Chi Leyou .​​​

Enemies often meet on a narrow road .

Chi Leyou held his breath , grinned , and smiled , the arc widening .

When the female Japanese soldier saw the other person 's smile , a big question mark appeared above her head .

This week is Chinese food theme week and the school has invited Chinese chefs .

The main meal was too expensive , so Chi Leyou specially chose the breakfast time period .

At this moment , the fried dough sticks in the frying pan were dancing the Yangge , the preserved vegetable pancakes were waving at her , and the shepherd's purse dumplings were jumping into the boiling water one by one to swim .

And she , a Chinese student who had not returned to her country for two and a half years , swallowed a lot of saliva .

" You ! Bakasiba ! " Dirty words from various languages were output smoothly , the coward No. 2 Chi Leyou was killing everyone , and the little drama " The female devil knows three and acts like three " was quickly finished in English .

Chi Leyou had seen shrews scolding in the streets in China , and the secret to success was speed , ruthlessness and accuracy .

She switched back to fluent Chinese : " Everyone ! She is a shameless mistress ! "​​

" Wow , that's awesome . " The Chinese students who were also in the cafeteria looked at her with admiration and silently moved behind the girl , forming a semi - circle of people to support their compatriots from the rear .

The Japanese woman 's face looked extremely ugly . Her new boyfriend stood beside her holding a tray and listened to the whole thing .

" Is she telling the truth ? " the boyfriend asked , raising his voice .

Female devil : " Listen to my explanation ! "

Crowds of people of all colors were outraged : " Duher ! " They were strongly demanding a breakup ! They dumped her like garbage .​

The female devil was furious and rushed towards the culprit .

Whoosh— Seeing this , Chi Leyou turned around nimbly , and the wall of people was like an automatic door , leaving a gap for one person .

She took a step forward and ran at the speed of Su Bingtian .

The female devil wanted to chase after her , but the human wall closed in automatically : " ... "

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Panda Chi didn't reply for a long time , so Shen Che called him .

After the call was connected , the girl didn't say anything .

The receiver was filled with the sound of wind .

" You're using mine warfare on my land , and the culprit won't explain ? "

The enemy turned the tables on her , and Chi Leyou , who was in a life-or-death situation , had no time to settle the score . She used her remaining lung capacity to barely squeeze out a breath : " You hit the wrong person . I 'm busy now ! "

Chen Che was slightly annoyed . Was she being perfunctory ? They had played turkey together and dodged zombies together , but had n't they fought mine warfare together ?

The receiver delivers wave after wave of noise , and for a few brief moments , it 's clear and silent . It 's also nice to be a listener listening to white noise .

The phone remains on the line .

Running out of the cafeteria and dodging the oncoming students , it was the first time for Chi Leyou to do such a thing . She did not look back , but just ran wildly .

Next to the graffiti wall outside the campus , a black student with dreadlocks was shaking a sprinkler . The sunlight just happened to penetrate his giant earphones , and two circular spots of light appeared on the figure on the ground .

Two colorful sprinklers rolled down , and the Asian girl dodged them with a deer jump : " Sorry— ! "​

The black student took off his Bluetooth headset and saw her back , her long silky hair swaying in the wind .

The graffiti wall is covered with lively cartoons .​​

Princess Rapunzel climbed down the tower and touched the green grass with her bare feet . The tender green grass buds playfully tickled her feet . For the first time in her life , she ran , trotted , and chased .

After a moment of silence , Chen Che broke the silence : " Are you jogging in the morning ? "

In case the girl didn't hear , he added , " Are you busy working ? Going to Uber Eats so early in the morning ? "

The 20,000- step champion on WeChat Sports gasped : " I'm too busy beating people up ! "

Chen Che paused for a moment . " Does your part - time job include fighting ? "