"Old Gu, I can't get past this level again..."
"Uh-huh."
"My VIP account has expired..."
"oh oh."
"Old Gu, can I buy a small oven..."
"Okay."
"Mr. Gu, look at this cucumber slice. The cut surface looks like a smiling face..."
"Can you please be quiet for a while? I have revised this copy eight times."
In an apartment in Binjiang Yaju, Gu Sheng’s helpless voice sounded in the study.
Turning around, he saw little Nezha, wearing a cute strawberry pajamas, showing him half a cucumber in his hand.
Well, this cross section does look like a smiley face.
Gu Sheng couldn't help laughing, and was about to take the smiling cucumber, but unexpectedly, little Nezha retracted his hand:
"You are mean to me, so I won't give you any food."
Looking at Shen Miaomiao who was pouting, Gu Sheng smiled helplessly: "I'm working."
"But you've been working all day!"
Shen Miaomiao said dissatisfiedly:
"I woke up this morning and saw you in the study. It's already five o'clock in the afternoon. Today is Saturday."
"I was afraid of disturbing you at work, so I was always on tiptoe,"
"I also shared my coffee and my fruit with you,"
"I'll also share with you the smiling cucumber,"
"You are still mean to me..."
Speaking of.
Shen Miaomiao's pouting lips became higher and higher, her big eyes turned red, tears welled up in her eyes, and she was about to shed tears. She felt extremely aggrieved:
"I don't want to play with you anymore. Go work on your own. I'm going out to play by myself..."
As she spoke, Shen Miaomiao placed half a cucumber on Gu Sheng's desk and turned to leave.
Gu Sheng couldn't bear it anymore.
Originally, he was a person who would respond to soft words and not to hard words. Now, looking at the coffee, fruit and freshly cut cucumbers on the table, his heart softened.
Just as little Nezha said.
She was as quiet as a chicken the whole day, even tiptoeing in and out of the study.
Whether watching TV series or playing games, it’s all done in the living room outside.
The few times I came in, I shared coffee and fruit with him.
What's the result?
She did not notice little Nezha's boredom and was perfunctory in responding to her enthusiastic sharing.
I should be fucking DAMNED!!!
Thinking of this, Gu Sheng hurriedly called out to Little Nezha: "Hey, hey, hey, don't go, don't go, look at what this is?"
"What?"
Shen Miaomiao turned back reluctantly and looked at Gu Sheng.
Gu Sheng clicked the mouse, and all the saved windows on the dual screens were closed, and then the screen went black.
“Magic!”
Gu Sheng clapped his hands:
“It’s turned off!”
YES!!!
Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao cheered in her heart.
The plan worked!
Sure enough, a girl’s red eyes are the best weapon!
The marketing account never deceived me!
good!
Shen Miaomiao is playing Gu Sheng purely!
This guy is so curly!
It was supposed to be such a wonderful weekend, but this old man ended up working from home!
It’s exactly the same as working hours, from nine in the morning until now!
Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it.
I beg you to be a human being and stop being so arrogant. I'm really worried about you.
and!
I!
Shen Miaomiao!
Single young girl!
She is beautiful, has a sweet voice and is charming!
Isn't your attitude of turning a deaf ear to what's happening outside a bit insulting to me?
Shen Miaomiao couldn't swallow this breath and decided to use military tactics.
It turned out that her military strategy worked.
snort!
Shen Miaomiao hummed happily in her heart.
Then he curled his lips, twisted his head and said yin-yangly: "No, why turn off the phone? You should work quickly, work is important, work harder so that I can give you a promotion and a raise, and let you marry a beautiful and wealthy woman and reach the peak of your life~"
“I’m already at the top now,”
Gu Sheng stood up, waved his hand and said solemnly:
"I am honored to be Mr. Shen's roommate. This is the pinnacle of my life."
The serious nonsense made Shen Miaomiao burst into laughter: "You are so fake, Gu Sheng."
"Just listen carefully." Gu Sheng raised his eyebrows, indicating that little Nezha deserved it.
"Well," Shen Miaomiao nodded slowly: "Then I'll give you another chance reluctantly. Let me ask you--"
"How about my smiley cucumber?"
“It’s so lifelike!”
"About buying a small oven?"
"Leisure and elegance!"
"What if my video VIP expires?"
“Scan my code!”
"How to solve the problem of defending carrots?"
"Boss, you are so confused! Haven't we finished Overcooked Kitchen yet? Why don't we put down the projector in the living room, connect some cables, and play games together on the sofa? Wouldn't that be great?"
"Very good! Very energetic!"
Shen Miaomiao patted Gu Sheng on the shoulder:
"I'm counting on you to be the best employee this year!"
"Thank you for the big pancake, boss!" Gu Sheng gave a thumbs up: "It smells so good!"
Shen Miaomiao couldn't help laughing, she burst into laughter and hit Gu Sheng lightly: "I'll make you die of poverty."
Seeing this, Gu Sheng also smiled: "Not angry anymore?"
"I'm too angry," Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes at Gu Sheng in an angry tone, "I'm so angry that I'm hungry."
As they talked, the two of them came to the living room.
Shen Miaomiao jumped onto the sofa with a plop, and lay down like a big boss:
“I want to eat dumplings!”
Gu Sheng was not bragging before, he really can make dumplings, and they taste very good.
Especially the three-fresh filling, Shen Miaomiao had eaten it once before, and now she was craving for it again.
"There's nothing wrong with eating,"
Gu Sheng was a little embarrassed:
"But now you say there is no minced meat, shrimp, or leeks at home."
"But there's me!"
Shen Miaomiao just lay down and jumped up again:
“I’ll go buy it !”
Saturday is for shopping for groceries, eating, and enjoying a warm life!
"Okay," seeing how enthusiastic Little Nezha was, Gu Sheng also nodded with a smile, "Then I'll mix the dough and beat the eggs and wait for your triumphant return."
Before he could finish his words, little Nezha had already put on his coat, looking impatient.
He left a message "Leave it to me" and ran out the door.
"ah……"
Gu Sheng opened his mouth, shook his head helplessly, and took the phone: "By the way, buy a bottle of vinegar."
After saying that, Gu Sheng also came to the kitchen, put on an apron, and started kneading the dough.
Looking at the setting sun outside the window, Gu Sheng felt like he couldn't let go of the smile.
He didn't like cooking much before.
I cook alone, eat alone, wash the dishes and clean the kitchen by myself.
The food is hot, but my heart is cold.
It's not only troublesome but also boring. I might as well order some takeout.
But since becoming roommates with little Nezha, cooking seems to have gradually become a pleasure for him.
To be more precise, it was the warm atmosphere of fireworks that made him sink.
The golden sunset outside the window, with its warm color, fell on the tall and slender man in the kitchen.
In the Harman Kardon in the living room, the melody slowly flows and gradually fills the house——
I need a dream, a direction, and tears
I need someone to light up the darkness of the sky
I'm powerless, I can't resist, I have no way out
This silent night, I am now
Need someone to accompany...
…
"Hey, Lao Lu, guess what the sister-in-law looks like?"
"She should be tall and sexy, right? I think that would be a better match for Lao Gu."
"I guess it's gentle and quiet. I think Brother Sheng is more suitable for a little sheep like that."
"Hmm - that does make sense. Old Gu's hipster vibe should be quite attractive to Little Sheep."
"I'm still a little nervous."
"That's Lao Gu's girlfriend, why are you so nervous?"
"What if we open the door and see Mr. Shen?"
"Stop talking nonsense, why would Mr. Ou condescend to live with Lao Gu? Even if they really live together, Lao Gu will be the son-in-law."
"Hehehe, that's all I said."
"Actually, I also like Lao Gu and Mr. Ou, but when it comes to relationships, Lao Gu always has his own subjective wishes..."
In the elevator!
Lu Bian and Dajiang talked as they watched the elevator slowly increase in floors.
good!
today!
This is the time for the 'raid' that the two of them agreed upon!
They want to see who this 'sister-in-law' is who can make Lao Gu break his usual habit and give up overtime work without hesitation and leave work on time!
and!
Today, the two of them also have an important mission!
That is to help Lao Gu to say more good things and try to tie the eldest sister-in-law down firmly!
Old Gu has had a hard time living alone these years.
Although such words sound a bit hypocritical coming from grown men like them.
But when they thought about how Old Gu had to deal with all the ups and downs alone over the years and didn't even have a family, they felt really sad for Gu Sheng.
Now, there is finally someone who can make Lao Gu homesick. As top wingmen, the two brothers will definitely contribute a wave of perfect assists!
bite!
Speaking of.
The elevator also arrived at the floor where Gu Sheng's house was.
The two looked at each other and tilted their heads!
"For Lao Gu's happiness!"
"For the rest of Brother Sheng's life!"
"Walk!"
"Walk!"
Ding-dong-
Ring the doorbell.
Gu Sheng's voice came from the door: "Here I am, who is it?"
"Room inspection!"
Lu Bian responded nonchalantly:
"We suspect you have a mistress in your house. Open the door and let us check."
"Whoever impersonates a person from a relevant unit to defraud others shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, controlled release or deprivation of political rights,"
As the door opened, Gu Sheng held up his phone and read:
"Where the circumstances are serious, a sentence of not less than three years but not more than ten years' imprisonment shall be imposed."
After saying that.
Looking at Lu Bian and Da Jiang at the door:
"My stupid Odoudou, did you drop this gold bracelet or the silver bracelet?"
In one sentence!
It choked the two of them to death.
"It's not such a big sin to eat for free..."
Lu Bian smiled awkwardly:
"Come by and visit my sister-in-law."
Gu Sheng: ...
Old Lu's words were full of holes, and he didn't even know where to start complaining.
"We will not examine whether 'visit' can be used on humans,"
Gu Sheng was silent for a moment, then sorted out his thoughts:
"How did this matter of sister-in-law come about?"
"Let's start with this LV strawberry cream bucket bag next to you!"
Lu Bian had sharp eyes and immediately noticed the cute ladies' bag hanging on the shoe-changing bench at the door.
After letting the two in, Gu Sheng took a look at Shen Miaomiao's bag and smiled helplessly: "This is..."
"Stop!"
Before he could speak, Lu Bian made a gesture to shut up:
"I am a playboy and a master of love,"
"Do I need you to tell me what kind of person my sister-in-law is?"
"I can guess about 80% of it just by taking a look!"
"...Don't regret it." Gu Sheng saw that Lu Bian was going to die today, so he stopped trying to persuade him: "You can guess, and don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes."
"cut!"
Lu Bian sneered:
"Would I be scared? Could it be that you have found a tiger as your girlfriend?"
Talking about it!
Lu Bian began to analyze with great interest -
"A hanging bucket bag! This was last year's LV model, fresh and cute, with slightly worn hardware!"
"The lipstick on the counter! Armani Red Tube Lip Glaze, color number 214 Ambiguous Milky Apricot!"
"The shoes under the shoe cabinet! LV's RUN AWAY series, about size 34 or 35, pink, clean and fresh!"
"In summary!"
Speaking of which!
Lu Bian pushed the non-existent void glasses and pointed at Gu Sheng!
"The scheming frog keeps touching your belly!"
And Oe next to him also cooperated by using his mobile phone to play the BGM of Conan solving the case!
Then I heard Lu Bian say loudly:
"This girl is quite wealthy, about 1.65 meters tall, about 20 years old, with a pure and lovely appearance, clean and sweet style, playful and lively!"
"The most important thing is that it definitely meets your high demands for prison guards as an old warden!"
"Am I right!!!"
Gu Sheng: ...
I am speechless.
How come I have two such stupid friends?
Should I reflect on myself?
Fortunately, this is not in the company.
Otherwise, if other people see this scene, what's the difference between it and pooping in public?
"Hurry up, please give me some advice!"
Lu Bian raised his head towards Gu Sheng:
"It's tiring to keep this pose."
Just saying!
Just outside the door, a girl's cheerful singing voice came, accompanied by the sound of brisk footsteps:
"I was walking alone on the path to buy groceries, and Lao Gu made some dumplings for me to try~"
Swish!
Lu Bian and Da Jiang looked at Gu Sheng and raised their eyebrows:
The time to witness a miracle has come!
Gu Sheng leaned against the shoe cabinet, not afraid at all, and even brought a glass of water:
Please start your performance.
Click!
The next second the door opened!
Lu Bian and Da Jiang turned around and said, "Da——!"
Just said one word!
Lu Bian's voice was choked in his throat!
Because the person who opened the door was none other than Shen Miaomiao, who had just returned from shopping with a basket of vegetables in her hand!
Eye to eye!
A moment!
Lu Bian's pupils constricted, his heart and lungs stopped working, and his brain went blank!
Wo! De! Fa!
ah?
Old Gu...little Nezha...the two of them...hmm...hmm?
The situation was reasonable yet unexpected, causing Lu Bian's brain to crash on the spot.
He turned around and glared at Dajiang, secretly cursing him for being a top-notch jinx!
Dajiang also had a confused look on his face. He grinned at Lu Bian innocently, indicating that he had just said it casually and didn't expect that his words would come true.
As for Shen Miaomiao outside the door, she was also surprised. Seeing Lu Bian's hesitation to speak, she asked:
"Big—what?"
"Big... uh... big..."
Lu Bian's expression was a little distorted, and his mind was working rapidly!
"Happy New Year, big brother and big sister-in-law—you are my grandfather and I am your son—!"
puff--!!!
Later, Gu Sheng couldn't hold it in any longer and spurted out a mouthful of water, covering his head. He treated Lu Bian like a potted plant and watered him thoroughly!
"Uh--cough--cough--"
Almost choking himself to death, Gu Sheng waved his hands and explained:
"They just came here to eat for free. I told them that I am sharing a house with you now, and if they want to eat for free, they have to ask for your permission. I just want them to say something good for you. I have no other intention..."
So stupid!
If I am guilty, you can punish me with the law instead of arranging two idiots to be my best friends!
I must have broken the law in my previous life to be able to become a strong match with this kind of person...
Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao hurriedly took out a few tissues from the shoe cabinet and handed them to Lu Bian:
"It's okay, it's just a meal. We're making dumplings today, so we can eat together. It's more lively with more people. I'll order some marinated and stewed dishes..."
As she spoke, Shen Miaomiao bit her lip and forced a smile.
Although I know that Lu Bian’s nonsensical words are a line from the movie The Devils Come On.
But when I heard the name "big brother and sister-in-law", a sweet and wonderful feeling couldn't help but spread from the bottom of my heart.
The boy is good at talking!
A wave of the little hand!
It's just a free meal!
You can rub it!
I must eat and drink well today!!!