Volume 8: Floating Under the Sky Chapter 7: The World in the Sky (Part 1)
"After a brief unpleasant meeting, we meet again, Assistant Professor Sharis. This is really a sad fact. Why can't you learn even one ten-thousandth of Assistant Professor Li Lin's dedication?"
"What a disgusting big can, Professor Lux. I sincerely recommend you the world of adults' love, so that your body filled with muscles and your lips that don't know how to speak can become a little smoother. And of course I am not as good as my adults, that is a matter of course. Using truth to support your despicable remarks is really a pathetic art of language. Shouldn't you be tougher?"
"I don't think a little girl the size of a bean and a life that is even shallower than my daughter's can bring me any sophistication. In fact, your actions and behavior are so ridiculous that I want to laugh out loud. I have never seen a short-sighted and shallow girl achieve such foolish results. Is this a miracle of nature?"
"I'm sorry, I was able to become a great demon entirely because of your miracle. Can you smile now? Smile for me and I'll give you a piece of candy, okay?"
"It seems to me that you may not understand the preciousness of life, Assistant Professor Sally. Perhaps you should learn from other people's attitudes."
"I think taking advantage of one's age is not the justice of the Holy Light, am I right, Professor Lux?"
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Did you two want to fight from the beginning?
Looking at the two people who were on edge as soon as they saw each other, Li Lin sighed slightly in his heart.
This must be the result of the new patch package of Les Miserables. After all, these two people have met before and they don't have any deep hatred. How could they dislike each other so much?
Maybe this is what happens when the intelligence is high? Two NPCs dislike each other because of a certain behavior, which may cause problems in the mission. This is really a miserable world in reality. This reason is so realistic that Li Lin really thinks that the two guys in front of him may really want to trick him for a fight.
Fortunately, the university has a good academic atmosphere and is full of conscience. After just a few sarcastic remarks to each other, they turned away with disgust.
At least there was no face-to-face fight, which was a blessing in disguise. If a fight had really happened, Li Lin would have had to kneel down, holding the cross and shouting, "Holy Light, save me!"
"Assistant Instructor Li Lin, I'm really sorry for letting you see my disrespectful side."
Glancing at Sally, the Holy Light professor sneered and turned to Li Lin.
"Although I have no intention of blaming your summons, I sometimes feel that you may really need the help of Holy Light to purify the decayed things around you."
"I often feel that the things around adults are too ugly. With such glaring things everywhere, isn't it impossible to find things that people truly love? Eating a piece of candy can have great benefits for your body that can't be grown except by steroids. Why not try it?"
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Can you two please stop making trouble? I'm really in a difficult position being caught in the middle.
As if they also realized Li Lin's embarrassment, the two finally stopped arguing with each other. As if to avoid suspicion, Sally directly cancelled her real form and turned into a spirit around Li Lin, as if she was alert to a big bald head, causing several blue veins to burst on the head of the Holy Light Professor.
But a professor is a professor after all. This veteran soldier who has experienced many battles took a deep breath, and after adjusting his state, he showed an official attitude, picked up a document at hand, and then squinted his eyes, as if it was very difficult to recognize the words on it, and narrated the mission requirements to Li Lin one by one.
"It's like this. We, um, we found a very strange space. There is no land inside, but only a series of buildings that appear in the form of nightmares, and, um, trenches? Oh, it's a city. The vanguard's handwriting is really bad..."
Muttering to himself at the neat handwriting on the scroll, the Holy Light Professor squinted his eyes and analyzed the words on it, translating pause by pause:
"Originally...Originally we should have looked for professors and teaching assistants from the Curse Department and the Nightmare Department...Do we have a Nightmare Department? But recently, because of the , they all applied to join in the fun, and we don't have much manpower. I heard that Assistant Professor Li Lin's White Knight form can resist all gravity and reach the Nightmare. I hope you can help us explore that illusory city. That's about it."
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So you are just relaying other people's needs?
Looking at the professor of Holy Light who was struggling to interpret the original text of the scroll, Li Lin silently complained in his heart. As for Sally, she was very happy beside him, saying words like illiterate, head full of muscles, whether this person is mentally retarded, etc. in Li Lin's head.
I don't know why the two people who just had a conflict today have such a deep hatred. Maybe this is the legendary incompatibility? But Sally is so cute and looks so adorable. I always want to hold her in the kingdom of God and rub her head for a day, and then go around the world to eat all kinds of delicious food and drinks, and directly offer her up -
No, the system gives me another shot!
Feeling a cool sensation coming from his mind, Li Lin suddenly felt his mind clear and the world became extremely clear.
Maybe I should always keep tranquilizers on hand in the future. Now that Sally is so beautiful, it seems that it may affect my judgment... No, maybe I should think the other way around. As long as Sally shows up, maybe many things won't even be needed for fighting?
Beauty is the greatest weapon. If you rely on your appearance, you may be able to avoid many unexpected battles. And the ability of the big demon seems to be more prominent after the revision. Finally, the NPC with improved intelligence also knows how to build relationships through reciprocity. If you think about it from a favorable perspective, maybe you have taken a big advantage in this update?
I might become the king of middlemen between players and NPCs...
"Assistant Instructor Li Lin, I always feel like you're thinking about something very unholy. Is this my illusion?"
"Yes, it's your illusion. I think it's really great to be able to accept such an expedition mission, so please give me the best equipment. Seventeen or eighteen is not too much. Who knows, we might encounter an accident."
Looking at the somewhat confused professor of the Holy Light Department, Li Lin was thinking about the country and the people.