Volume 4: The Sleepless Snake Chapter 6 Big Smoke Cannon!

Goethe didn't like trouble.
Therefore, when trouble arises in a transaction, he will generally resolve the problem as quickly as possible.
What if the trouble cannot be solved?
Then get rid of the trouble maker.
Just like...Wang Tianyou.
And there are people behind Wang Tianyou.
The wind was getting stronger and stronger and the snow was falling heavier and heavier.
When Goethe entered the city and came to the door of Wang's house, the snow in the sky had already turned into heavy snow.
In the Wang family’s backyard, an old Taoist was staggering.
He was wearing a bright yellow Taoist robe, a goatee, and a high bun, but he had a string of Buddhist beads hanging around his neck.
Bring the light closer.
This Buddhist rosary is really scary.
Why?
All skulls.
Some belong to humans, some belong to birds, some belong to cats, and some belong to dogs.
People account for more than half.
This old Taoist priest did not have the kind eyes and benevolent features of other monks. He had a sinister expression, triangular eyes, and a big mole at the corner of his mouth, with a tuft of yellow hair growing on the mole.
The old Taoist held the magic bell in his hand, danced and muttered something.
"Liu Xian'er, if you obey me, isn't it better than being in the Wang family?"
"We can travel all over the Black Earth, and we can also go to Haimen, Shencheng, and the Imperial Capital."
"Anywhere is better than this!"
The old Taoist was muttering to himself.
A hissing snake!
In the deepest part of the room, in a "Xianjia Building", a mist appeared and disappeared unpredictably.
I only heard a voice coming from inside——
"roll!"
The sound was as loud as thunder.
It's terrifying to hear about it.
When the old Taoist heard this, he was not surprised but happy.
The stronger Liu Xian'er is, the happier he is. Otherwise, wouldn't all his previous efforts be in vain?
You know, he had been planning for a long time to curse the master of the Wang family to death.
Not to mention it was a trap, Wang Tianyou took the bait.
Every step is taken with caution.
What I am worried about is that Liu Xianer, who is protecting the family, will be alarmed.
From this, we can see that Wang Tianyou is not a good person, and this old Taoist is even less of a good person.
One is an ungrateful person.
What about one?
Has ulterior motives.
However, the old Taoist does not have such awareness.
On the contrary, he felt that he was quite remarkable.
Relying on the evil magic he learned from here and there, he has ended up in this situation today.
It really is the good deeds of our ancestors.
Fortunately, all his ancestors turned to ashes and had no spirit left. Otherwise, he would have pushed open the coffin lid and slapped the old Taoist hard in the face.
So shameless.
The old Taoist held his head high, put his hands on his hips, and hummed.
"If you don't accept my toast, I'll punish you!"
"I'm here to let you know how powerful I am!"
"Heavenly soldiers and generals, help me!"
The old Taoist didn't know whether he was saying his Taoist name or his real name.
He produced a talisman in his hand, which ignited without wind.
Then, a row of strong men wearing golden helmets and armor appeared in the yard.
The strong man in the lead even knew how to bow to the old Taoist priest.
"True Lord!"
"Um."
The old Taoist nodded arrogantly.
Liu Xianer in the Xianjia Tower laughed out loud.
"True Lord?"
"Are you really not afraid that the wind will blow away your tongue?"
"Without an imperial title or a corresponding divine position, you still dare to call yourself a True Lord!"
Listening to Liu Xianer's words, the old Taoist didn't take it seriously.
"What do you, a little guardian fairy, know?"
"The world is about to go into chaos. When the time comes, many heroes will rise up and compete for supremacy. If I bet on one of them, I will rise to the top. How can I not be called a true lord ?"
"It's you, come and join me."
"This True Lord is short of a mount. As long as you obey, when this True Lord bestows the title upon you, that will be the time for you to transform from a dragon into a wyrm."
The old Taoist spoke with such righteousness.
Liu Xian'er didn't believe a word of it.
"Just you, and you're still holding a family?"
"The heroes of the world must be blind to fall for a creature like you that is neither human, nor ghost, nor demon, nor monster."
Liu Xianer's words made the old Taoist angry.
The truth has been revealed.
How can I not be angry?
There is no real inheritance of the Taoist tradition. It is just that they steal a little from one family and seek a little from another, and eventually they learn it, but it is really a hodgepodge.
"How dare you slander the True Lord!"
The group of golden-armored warriors shouted and rushed directly towards the Xianjia Tower.
"You bunch of idiots, do you really think you are the heavenly soldiers and generals?"
Liu Xianer snorted coldly.
Then, a beam of light shot out from the Xianjia Building.
Suddenly, the golden helmets, golden armor, and weapons of these golden-armored warriors disappeared.
He turned into ragged cloth, a hoe and a sickle.
The heavenly soldiers and generals who were so aggressive just now were now looking around in confusion.
At this time, Liu Xianer spoke again.
"Do you remember what you are?"
"A group of poor fellows who were deceived by the evil spirits and abducted into the Soul Refining Banner."
"The evil Taoist should have wiped out your true spirits and made you slaves for generations to come. You think you are the heavenly soldiers and generals, serving him."
"It's a pity that this demon is not very skilled."
“There’s simply no way to do that.”
"Why don't you disperse now?"
"Waiting to be caught again?"
The ragged farmers looked at each other.
After a moment, the farmers glared at the old Taoist priest.
But no one rushed forward.
They all heard what Liu Xianer said.
They dispersed immediately.
Seeing this scene, Liu Xian'er burst into laughter.
The old Taoist was so angry that his nose almost got crooked.
"Hey!"
"What a long worm!"
"This Master accepted you with good intentions, but you actually dared to seduce the Master's disciples!"
"Today, I will show you what it means to be awesome!"
"Come, come, come, the three disciples listen to my orders!"
"Come quickly and eliminate the demons!"
The old Taoist made hand gestures and chanted incantations.
It was quiet.
Only the wind blew with the snow.
The old Taoist was stunned.
Then, he made hand gestures and chanted the mantra again.
"Three disciples, listen to my orders!"
"Come quickly and eliminate the demons!"
The old Taoist raised his voice by more than twice.
But still no response.
The old Taoist began to murmur.
What about the three immortals under his tutelage?
In the pot!
The wild boars, tigers, and bears were all killed by Goethe and were being picked up by the hunters like Lao Li in Lijiatun. Most of them were in the pot, a few were pickled, and a very small number were soaked in wine.
Not to mention chanting spells and making hand gestures, I can’t come.
Even if I call you grandpa, he can't come.
But, I don’t know.
He was still making hand gestures and chanting incantations.
After reciting it twice, he seemed to feel that he was standing in the wrong place, so he walked outside from the wind and rain corridor and recited the spell again.
"Three disciples, listen to my orders!"
"Come quickly and eliminate the demons!"
Why do this?
I guess it's because I feel the signal outside is better.
"Stop reading it."
"Those three guys are long gone."
Liu Xianer is different from the old Taoist.
Before, the old Taoist was concentrating on setting up the formation here, for fear that Liu Xianer would run away.
And what about Liu Xianer?
There was no intention of running away at all.
Staying at the Wang family was an agreement between it and the master of the Wang family.
The master of the Wang family died.
But the agreement remains.
So, Liu Xianer didn't leave.
Naturally, it knew everything that happened in the Wang family's front yard. At the same time, Liu Xian'er also noticed some clues that the master of the Wang family did not seem to have died of natural causes.
And Wang Tianyou, that ungrateful man, even wants to persecute his own sister.
This made Liu Xian'er extremely angry.
There is also a hint of self-blame.
Why blame yourself?
Because Liu Xian'er would feel sleepy whenever winter came, especially in late winter, when she would almost fall asleep instantly.
It is obvious that this demon got the timing right.
As for Wang Tianyou?
Since Wang Tianyou is on the family tree, it cannot take action.
This made Liu Xian'er even more angry.
So, it's ready to strike hard.
It was not only prepared to kill the old Taoist priest, but also to destroy his soul.
Inside the Xianjia Building, a pair of golden vertical pupils lit up in the darkness.
Liu Xianer knew that the demon was quite powerful.
And what about it?
There is no support.
It's still winter.
In particular, it is only a guardian deity, not a "whole-house deity". It has neither a hall nor disciples.
Therefore, it has only one strike.
After one strike?
The Tao level is reduced by 50%.
Moreover, there is no hope of becoming a true immortal in this life, and you can only be a grass immortal for the rest of your life.
This is truly a calamity for the immortals.
But Liu Xian'er still wanted to do it.
It, Liu Da, keeps its promise.
Once an agreement is made, it is an agreement.
It’s a matter of a lifetime, so just accept it.
If you can’t become an immortal in this life, you can try again in the next life.
Otherwise, even if you become an immortal in this life, you will not be happy.
Things in this world are so interesting and sad.
Some people are really not human.
Some things are really more human than people.
Liu Xian'er hid in the Immortal House, while the old Taoist approached step by step, shouting: "What did you do? What happened to the three immortals under my tutelage?"
Getting closer.
Just as he was about to step into Liu Xianer's attack range, the old Taoist suddenly stopped.
Not stopping with both feet.
But the raised foot did not take a step forward.
Just take it back and let it fall.
The old Taoist priest, who had just had an angry look on his face, looked at Xianjialou sinisterly.
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Since I have prepared so much, I naturally know that you still have the strength to strike back."
"I roughly know what happened to those three idiots."
"Isn't that Wang Laogui's back-up plan?"
"So what?"
"If you die, you die."
"If I kill the three of them and catch you, I'll make a lot of money. You are stronger than the three of them!"
The old Taoist smiled sinisterly.
He took down the Buddhist beads in his hand.
Pale green mist began to spew out of various skulls.
As soon as the fog appeared.
With a "woosh" sound, it headed straight for the Xianjia Tower.
A battle broke out between them and the black fog in the Xianjia Building.
In just a moment, Liu Xian'er was defeated.
"Hehe, how about it, are you convinced, long worm?"
"Without a support and a disciple, what can you use to fight me?"
"Just based on your current spirit?"
"My "Soul Devouring Ghosts" are specially prepared for you, what do you think?"
Seeing that he had the upper hand, the old Taoist shouted.
"Not very good."
A faint voice came.
"Hmph, dead to... eh? Who's talking!?"
The old Taoist thought that Liu Xian'er was resisting stubbornly, and was about to mock her a few more times, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he realized something was wrong. The voice did not come from the Xianjia Building in front, but from behind him.
There is someone behind you!
“Who is it?!”
The old Taoist shouted.
The old Taoist shouted this, but did not turn around immediately. Instead, he jumped forward cunningly , with two short firearms in his hands.
This is what it means to have rich experience in the world.
The old Taoist knows very well that if someone calls you from behind, as long as you turn around, no matter if it is a human or a ghost, nothing good will happen.
If he is a human, and he turns back and stabs you with a knife, even a god cannot defend against it.
Is it a ghost?
There are three fires on your head and you put out one. It’s even more uncomfortable to be licked.
Therefore, the best option is to leap forward, turn around and shoot.
The experienced choice can be said to be the most correct rule.
But unfortunately, he met Goethe.
Goethe raised his hand and waved.
The unreasonable wind and snow, with a howling sound, drowned the old Taoist priest.
The old Taoist's body was freezing.
The firearm in his hand had just been raised halfway when it was completely frozen.
He couldn't even utter a complete sentence.
"I am Yuanlai from the Way of Immortality, you..."
The sound stopped abruptly.
The green smoke that flew out also dissipated.
Goethe ignored the other party and just threw Wang Tianyou's head to the ground, glancing at Xianjialou.
Suddenly, Liu Xian'er shrank into a state of panic.
What the hell is this!
Are you really scared of snakes?
How come when you look at me, my whole body trembles!
Liu Xian'er was so frightened that she started speaking in her hometown accent.
Fortunately, Goethe just took a glance.
"I have a deal with the Wang family."
“These are part of the deal.”
"The rest are Old Wang and Miss Wang."
Having said that, Goethe turned and left.
He believed that the eldest daughter of the Wang family and Old Wang would not betray him.
Of course, if you betray.
It's just a matter of one more palm.
As for the "path to immortality" that the old Taoist mentioned?
Naturally, the Wang family will investigate.
Check for authenticity.
However, it is most likely false.
The old Taoist looked timid and timid, and it was obvious that he was just trying to steal the show.
What if it's true?
It doesn't matter.
"The Way of Immortality", this name sounds rich and must contain good things. For Goethe who is in urgent need of [Treasure Cards] and the unique secret arts of the secret realm he is in, it is really perfect.
Robbing the rich to help the poor!
And the Liu Xianer just now?
Different from the previous three outer five fairies.
It seems to have no entity.
It is a state of soul.
But it's a little different.
Goethe couldn't figure out the specific differences for the time being. He had been out for quite some time and had to go back.
The rest will be dealt with later.
Woo!
The wind and snow got stronger.
"Why is there such a big smokescreen? "
"Changhai, Fugui, first bring this pot of wild boar stewed with bugs and bears to Mr. Mo. The rest can only be done after the snow stops."
Old Li commands his two sons.
Li Changhai and Li Fugui immediately carried the big iron pot and walked towards the back yard.
At this time, Goethe just came back.
Old Wang and the eldest daughter of the Wang family saw the three people coming back together, and they thought that Goethe had been in front all the time.
Put the big iron pot on the stove.
After filling the room with a dustpan of charcoal and a bundle of dry firewood, Li Changhai and Li Fugui came out. Old Li said that the Wang family had something to discuss with Mr. Mo, and they were not allowed to get involved.
The Li brothers are gone.
The iron pot on the stove was bubbling.
The aroma is overwhelming.
Goethe couldn't help but lift the lid of the pot.
The chopped wild boar meat, big insect meat and blind bear meat were sorted into different categories, and underneath were potatoes, cabbage, vermicelli and corn. Rich soup was bubbling up, and there were eight white flour pancakes sticking out from the pot.
It really is——
The cold wind blows to the north,
Hot pot beef balls are following closely.
If you want the world to be truly delicious,
A big pot of tiger penis and bear paw.
Old Wang looked at Goethe's focused expression and did not disturb him any further. He took his young lady and stood up to say goodbye.
Just as Old Wang and Miss Wang were about to leave, Goethe spoke.
"When the snow stops tomorrow, remember to go back to Wang's house and bring back the [Treasure Card]."
Old Wang and Miss Wang were stunned.
Lao Wang quickly came to his senses——
"Really?!"

Jun 18, 2024
虚拟尽头
Jun 19, 2024
战争领主神座
Jun 19, 2024
我有亿张召唤卷
Jun 19, 2024
我们即是天灾
Jun 19, 2024
梦境封神