Volume 4: The Last Day Chapter 45: I Want to Fall in Love Even with Chuunibyou!
In the Batcave, the old man who returned here walked in the dark. He didn't know who defeated Shazam here. This detail was not included in the tactics he discussed with Mason before.
He was alert enough.
However, the moment he stepped into the Batcave, he heard Cyborg's scream just like Superman.
This made the master's heart skip a beat, and he once again felt that "the young are to be feared".
Although he could invade the Justice League headquarters at any time if he wanted, for Mason and his team, being able to come up with such a tactical plan tonight was beyond the master's expectations.
Mason is learning from him.
The best part is that the young man learns very quickly.
There is even a tendency for the disciple to surpass the master, which makes the master pessimistically believe that he may very likely face the dilemma of "teaching the apprentice and starving himself".
"Leave him alone, Bruce."
Just as the master was about to use the bat dart to cut the rope hanging Shazam, a familiar voice sounded from the depths of the Bat Cave. Catwoman, hiding in the darkness, snapped her fingers and said lazily:
"Let that brat hang on for a while longer. He just tried to scratch my face with lightning. He really deserves a good lesson."
"Selena?"
The master came back to his senses, looked at the slender and familiar figure walking out of the darkness, and said:
"You defeated Shazam?"
"What? You don't believe it? Believe it or not, I only used 70% of my strength. After all, this kid's brain doesn't seem to work very well..."
Lady Selina snorted, swayed her body and walked forward, saying:
"You men always think that women should stay away from wars, but Bruce, the time when you protected me is over. Because of little Mason, I have found new strength.
I'm waiting here to say goodbye to you.
Maybe we won’t see each other again for some time after this, I want to tell myself that I need a passionate and memorable goodbye, but who am I kidding?
I obviously want more...
I have always been greedy for you, the man who has fascinated me all my life."
She walked towards Batman, and the shadow behind her kept twisting.
As the master stared in astonishment, a layer of black slime-like substance quickly covered his little sweetheart, and after three steps, Selina was transformed into a three-meter-tall beautiful monster with sharp teeth and claws and white eye spots.
"Bruce..."
A hoarse and turbid voice with double reverberation echoed in the Batcave, and Catwoman licked her lips with her scarlet tongue, which was now covered with barbs.
He casually caught the bat dart thrown by the master, and with five fingers he crushed the luxurious object worth a car into scrap metal.
She said in a frivolous and provocative tone:
"As the first phase of Mason Jr.'s 'anti-Batman tactics,' do you want to have some fun with 'Hellcat'?"
Although it was a question, it was obvious that Selina had no intention of giving Bruce Wayne a real choice.
She rushed over like a ghost, grabbed the old man and lifted him in front of her. Her terrifying big mouth opened to bite Batman, but the moment of contact turned into an irresistible hot kiss from hell.
Shazam, who was hanging in the air, was soon startled by the strange sound. He opened his eyes in a daze, but before he could look carefully, a black shadow whistled towards him like a whip.
With a bang, the poor guy's head was hit with his mouth sealed, knocking him unconscious again.
"Good boy, don't look!"
While the old man was "struggling for his life" with the terrifying and greedy Black Cat of Hell, in a dark alley in Gotham City, the weak Wonder Woman was gritting her teeth and leaning on her sword to escape from the chaotic battlefield.
Several foreign wizards who wanted to launch a sneak attack on her were given a cold shoulder by her. It was obvious that even the weakest demigod was still not something that these lackeys of the Star Society could resist.
The light cannon caused by the collision of the pair of divine power bracelets alone was enough to cause them a lot of trouble. Anyone who touched it would die, and anyone who was hit would be injured. After all, not everyone in Gotham City had a set of Black Death Sword armor to protect them.
But Diana's escape ended there.
Just as she was walking out of the dark alley panting, holding on to the wall, a wizard's corpse with a smashed head flew towards her and landed at her feet, twitching twice.
There was a loud explosion in the alley in front of me, and the screams of several people were heard. Then, a shrill and piercing laughter echoed amid the increasingly violent explosions.
Wonder Woman sensed danger and looked up.
Then she saw a blonde girl holding a metal baseball bat and wearing a clown leather outfit that looked like a sexy outfit, talking to herself and walking towards her with a large bag of dangerous explosives on her back.
"Where is Mr. K?"
Harley Quinn, who was obviously in an abnormal state, squatted down while holding a blood-stained baseball bat and chewing gum. Without looking back, she grabbed a clown bomb and threw it behind her, blowing away a wizard who was trying to sneak attack.
Also exploding was a terrifying concentration of poisonous gas of fear, enough to completely submerge this remote and deserted alley from beginning to end.
The strange gas that awakened fear in her heart enveloped Harry, but she breathed it in fearlessly, as if it was very "refreshing".
The bloody smell on her body was frighteningly strong. She asked Diana again in an evil tone. Before Diana could answer, she changed her tone to a sharper one and shouted:
"Idiot! Harry, you should have listened to me and killed those wizards who attacked Mr. K first! I'm smarter than you, you should have listened to me."
"Shut up! Quinn, I didn't ask for your opinion. Look, I'm asking for directions. Don't bother me."
Harry was arguing with himself in two different tones, looking like a hopeless schizophrenic.
As Diana's eyes twitched, the crazy woman took out a bottle of green injection from her waist bag and injected it into her wrist with a snap.
Then he smashed the syringe on the ground.
"Woohoo! Pava! Power!"
She swung the golden baseball bat that Mason had made for her, making a golf-hitting motion, stared at the weakened Wonder Woman, and screamed in the background of the explosions behind her:
"The combined power of Harley and Quinn! You! A woman dressed like a circus clown, tell me, my lovely Mr. K, where is my sweetheart?"
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"Don't move, or the wound will open. Even though you are Superman, the effect of the kryptonite piercing your body will still make you very weak and unable to heal in a short period of time."
Next to the razed Gotham River Bridge, Mason bandaged the wound of Superman, who was glaring at him, and picked up a bottle of Superman blood and reminded Superman:
“I’ll take you home. I hope your appearance won’t scare your son. Remember to say hello to Martha and Louise for me. Although I’ve never met them, I believe I can become friends with them.
Again, I don't want to hurt anyone, Clark Kent, so stop chasing me.
I will be leaving soon.
Maybe I won’t be back for a long time.”
"What the hell are you doing? Mason!"
Dachao, who was very weak after being beaten, shouted, but Mason did not answer.
He picked up a piece of magic metal and used magic fire to forge it into the shape of a ring, and then inlaid the kryptonite spear tip on it like a gem, and then unscrupulously put the ring on Superboy's finger.
Such close contact makes it difficult for Superman to escape the effects of Kryptonite.
In addition, he was being chained by Mason in the storage tank of the Black Death Sword Armor, and even with his strength weakened to that of an ordinary person, he was completely unable to break free from the shackles of the chains.
He watched as Mason took two steps back, pulled out a controller, waved goodbye to him, and pressed a button.
As Superman roared, the armor storage tank closed from the outside into an iron can, and then the thrusters below ignited and carried Superman into the night sky like a rocket.
This gadget modified by Doctor Octopus has the ability to fly long distances, and its landing point has been set on the outskirts of the small town of Mossville, Kansas.
By the time Superman "returned home", Mason had already left this place of trouble.
He watched the armor tank in the sky disappear in the heavy rain, then turned around and vomited a mouthful of hot blood.
"Your physical condition is too poor, my brother. You can't withstand the enhancement of this super drug. You'd better find a place to rest now."
Isu biologist Consus witnessed the entire process of how Mason, who drank the potion, beat up Superman with the help of kryptonite. Now this remnant of the past warned him with a tone of amazement and regret:
"Based on my biological knowledge, the battle just now has caused serious damage to your internal organs. You cannot continue to fight at such a high intensity if you don't want to die tonight."
"But it will take more than ten minutes to take effect."
Mason clenched his fists and felt the incomparable super . He said with some regret:
"I finally transformed into Superman for once, you can't let me lose so completely, right? What do you think I drank this poisonous thing for?
Those traitors are still walking around the city.
I promised the Hat and Professor McGonagall that I would help them find those children, and now I am... ahem."
A few more violent coughs made Mason dizzy. He felt that controlling this super power was not an easy task, but practice makes perfect.
Next time I drink this stuff I won’t be so embarrassed.
He made a take-off motion on the spot, flew into the night sky with a whoosh, and returned to the place where the battle had just taken place, picking up the golden cup and the wreckage of Fenrir's armor that had fallen there.
He then used heat rays to melt the Flash's ice sculpture and knocked him out with a clean punch, holding back on his strength for fear that he would use too much force and kill Barry Allen here, leading to the Flash family's cross-world hunt.
In terms of danger alone, the Flash family is much more powerful than the Bat family.
Mason felt a chill run down his spine at the thought of being hunted by a group of speedsters who could travel across worlds.
He pouted and carried the unconscious Flash across the city quickly, sending him to Dr. Leslie's clinic without disturbing the busy doctor or old Gordon who was helping her.
However, on the way back to hunt down those wizards, Mason's super hearing allowed him to catch a hint of some not-so-good sounds.
"Shua"
Mason, flying at high speed, changed direction almost instantly, crashed into several walls and scared several families before appearing on a street near Crime Alley.
He brushed the dust off his body and looked at Harley Quinn, who was still mumbling with a bruised face and nose in front of him, and Wonder Woman Diana, who was dragged out of the bombed alleyway where even her mother didn't recognize her, and was knocked unconscious with blood all over her head and her hair disheveled.
Although the female demigoddess had her power sucked away by the Black Death Sword first, and then had a little bit of her body eaten by the slime monster Kevin, leaving her in a very weak state, this was definitely not an opponent that an ordinary psychotic beauty could handle.
However, now it is proved that Harley Quinn won this "women's boxing fighting competition", which means that Harley is also a little abnormal.
"Harley, what's wrong with you?"
Mason asked in a hoarse voice, causing Harry, who was randomly drinking potion, to jump up with a start. Her pretty face, with blood stains and panda eyes, was full of surprise.
She cheered and rushed over to hug Mason like a koala, saying with joy:
"Yeah, we found Mr. K! Mr. K fell from the sky! Harley and Quinn are the best, we are the most powerful heroines in this city tonight!"
"Wait! Harley and Quinn?"
Mason raised his eyebrows, staring at Harley, then stretched out his hand to pinch Harley's delicate chin and looked at her pupils. When he noticed that a green light had appeared deep in the girl's pupils, he emphasized:
"What did you give yourself to drink?"
"That bottle of green medicine!"
Harry grinned and told her story of escaping from Delamain's car and returning to the basement of Mason's store to "dig out" the box of medicine that Mason had hidden there.
She said bluntly:
“I knew you put a ‘danger’ note on that potion, but my inner voice told me I should use it, and it turns out Quinn wasn’t lying to me.
Within minutes of me drinking it, Quinn was talking to me in my head.
She's really cunning and smart, just a little evil, but that's okay, I believe I can get and become friends with the other me.
By the way, what is the name of that green potion?
The effect is very good. Not only does it make Quinn concrete, but it also makes me feel powerful! I can even knock out the famous Diana Prince with a baseball bat!"
"That thing is called 'Green Goblin'. It's a reinforcement that the big bad guy from another world made for himself. The side effect is that an evil personality was born."
Mason put his hands over his eyes and said:
"From the perspective of effect alone, it really suits you..."
"Green Goblin? What a crappy name!"
Harley Quinn, who was completely schizophrenic and could no longer control her inner thoughts, hugged her Mr. "K" and said with a pout:
"I'm going to call it 'Empress' from now on. Quinn also likes this name. Wait! Quinn, don't fight with me for control of this body! Damn it!"
The next moment, as Mason stared with wide eyes, Harley, who was holding his arm, pounced on him and bit his lips.
ah!
The first kiss of his life was taken away by a crazy beauty who had been eyeing him for a long time but never found the opportunity.
"Mr. K, let's hurry up."
"Quinn" with a sharp voice controlled Harley's body, and whispered in Mason's ear with sparkling eyes:
"Either find a bed or go to the alley next door. Harley is a coward but I am not. I am going to eat you, my delicious little doctor..."
"No! Not now."
Mason pursed his bitten lips and pushed Harry away. He made up an excuse and said:
"We have some serious business to do. We need to rescue some children who have been trapped for over a year from an evil wizard. Harley and Quinn, I need your help.
We can talk about the rest later, okay?"
"no!"
Harley screamed, but her gentler personality quickly took back control. She helped Mason, who was wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, up and whispered:
"Ah, I told you, Quinn is a little bit evil and doesn't know how to control her inner desires. Don't listen to her nonsense, Mason, I didn't...I..."
Her explanation made Mason shake his head. The young man leaned over and kissed her bloody cheek as Harley stared at him with wide eyes. Then he whispered in her ear:
"Is this enough? There are a group of children waiting for us to rescue them. This is all we can do."
"Of course it's enough!"
The excited Harry jumped up and cheered, waving his fist and laughing, then turned his head and stared at Mason with his big bright eyes, then wiped the corner of his mouth and pushed hard at the tooth that was crooked by Diana.
Grinning in pain, she heroically grabbed the bag filled with clown bombs and gas grenades, then picked up her baseball bat, and followed Mason through the alley filled with corpses, groaning.
Both of them looked very disheveled, as if they had just trudged out of a war zone.
But it doesn't matter.
Tonight is still the most wonderful night of Harley Quinn's life, especially the three seconds of that kiss...Wow, Date A Live tonight is so great!
