Volume 3 Brothers Chapter 4: Traveling Doctor
The gun captain stumbled all the way to a field, squatted down and began to wash his face, thinking to himself, I have suffered enough in this life, my wife ran away with someone, I was robbed when I was working, I was raped when I was in prison, and even raped when I was drunk! The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more helpless he felt. He thought that if this matter was known by others, he would have no chance of getting along in this life. Fortunately! This woman may not remember what I look like. When he thought of that woman's chubby face, the gun captain began to shiver. Since he understood sex, he began to feel tortured for the first time in his life. He squatted and retched for a long time, but nothing came out. Tears and snot did come out, and his head was a little swollen. He saw the direction of the hotel and hurried over. When he arrived, he saw that the car was still there. He breathed a sigh of relief, puffed out his chest, and strode into the lobby. Then he walked to the counter and said to the waiter, "Well, last night, I was drunk, and my friend brought me to book a room, but I went out because of something. Are my car keys here?"
The waitress looked at the gun chief and snickered. The gun chief looked at her in confusion. After the waitress took out the money and car keys, the gun chief ran to the bathroom. When she looked in front of the mirror, she couldn't help but groan. Her face and neck were all lip marks and tooth marks. The gun chief stood in front of the mirror blankly. Who is this? Who the hell is this? This is not me. The person in the mirror had a pale face, as if he had a serious illness. There were a lot of cotton wool in his hair, his eyes were a little black, and his clothes were a little messy, but he was still okay. The gun chief put his head in front of the water pipe and flushed it hard!
I wanted to kill all of them. The more I thought about it, the more wronged I felt. I was worth billions, but I was still bullied like this. My eyes were red and I almost cried. Maybe this was retribution, damn it! I raped and seduced people in the past, and now I am getting my retribution! Suddenly, I thought of the fat, snotty idiot woman running towards him with her arms open. The gun leader quickly closed his eyes and sweated on his back. No, I must leave quickly! I can't stay nearby, I have to leave immediately. I made up my mind and rushed out suddenly. Seeing Shitou still sleeping soundly, I hated him so much. I suffered this kind of punishment, but you slept well, damn it! I thought that if that idiot woman came with her family, I would just give the stone to her. Although I was reluctant to give it to her, I thought about my status and it was Shitou's good fortune. I would give him a few hundred thousand at most. Damn, these two idiots must have been born without noses. When I thought of noses, I saw Shitou's collapsed nose. I felt a chill in my throat and drove back in a hurry. I was sweating all the way, but I didn't know why I was so scared! I am the victim, why should I run away? I should find his family to compensate for my mental loss! But when I thought of the house, I immediately lost my temper. Fate is really unfair. God, why can't you open your eyes? I have a good woman at home, but I have to run here to suffer.
When he got home, Zhang Liqiu had already gone to work. Gun Chang and Shitou changed their clothes and went out for a big meal. Seeing Shitou sweating while eating, Gun Chang lost his appetite. His idiotic face kept shaking in front of his eyes, and Gun Chang felt sick! I am more picky about food than a pregnant woman. He groaned and put down his chopsticks in pain. Seeing this, Shitou looked up and smiled, "Why doesn't Fourth Uncle eat?" Gun Chang saw Shitou's flat nose, got angry, and slapped him, saying, "Eat yours, it's none of your business whether I eat or not!"
Shitou covered his face, not daring to look at the rifle captain again, and shed two tears in sadness. Seeing this, the rifle captain coaxed him, "Shitou, Fourth Uncle... Fourth Uncle is sad, don't worry about me, just eat by yourself!"
All the three-character swear words in the hometown dialect kept cursing in his heart. He didn't even dare to look at Shitou's front. He remembered that Zhang Liqiu said he would take Shitou to have plastic surgery. Yes, now I have plenty of money, I should make Shitou more handsome! So he took out his phone and called Zhang Liqiu. Zhang Liqiu almost shouted with joy on the phone. Women are born to do these things. He drove to pick up Zhang Liqiu. Under her guidance, he came to a large plastic surgery hospital. First, he registered, and then he checked. What was there to check about Shitou? He was as strong as an ox. Anyway, he had identified himself with his fourth uncle and had no intention of resisting anything he asked him to do. What's more, he could make his fourth aunt so happy? After being admitted to the hospital , the surgery was decided to be tomorrow morning. Including the recovery period, it was estimated that the entire operation would take a month. The gun captain paid the fee in advance very generously, and even persuaded Zhang Liqiu to stop bargaining. Now as long as he didn't see Shitou with a collapsed nose, he would cut his flesh!
In the past few days, the gun captain hid in the study room to surf the Internet whenever he had free time. At night, he even locked the door tightly. No matter how Zhang Liqiu called him, he would not come out. He was like a patient with panic disorder, like a person who ate too much fat meat and felt nauseous . He would vomit at the sight of meat! Zhang Liqiu was a careless person. Anyway, it was fine as long as the man was at home, so she didn't think too much about it.
During the day, the captain would sneak away to check on Shitou, and he found that he was in good condition. Of course, he was paid generously. One of the young nurses' eyes lit up when she saw the captain, because he was a rich man.
The gun captain couldn't sleep well for several nights in a row. His lower body was very itchy. He wanted to pluck out all the hair, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. He had to go to the bathroom to rinse. But as soon as he washed, the itching started again, as if something was drilling into his flesh and biting him. No matter how hard he scratched, it didn't get rid of the itchiness.
That day, the gun captain ran to the supermarket to buy a razor. After going back and applying some soap, he made up his mind to shave off all the hair under his head. He thought quite proudly, if I can get a few more scars from my ordination, I will be an authentic Shaolin monk. Damn it, I'll shave off all the hair and have another bowl of soup!
Holding a small mirror in his hand, he lowered his head and began to figure out what was wrong. He squeezed the hair roots hard and found a white, crab-like bug, which looked a bit like a louse. The gun chief was shocked. What is this thing? How can it get stuck in the flesh? After observing for a long time, he found that as long as it itches, it is this little thing sucking blood, and then the white turns red. The gun chief was stunned! What should I do? I just became a billionaire, why is my life so short? I thought, what if this thing grows all over my body? I must be bitten to death and sucked clean. I was extremely scared, but I really couldn't find any good way. I remembered that when I was in my hometown, I could kill insects with dichlorvos, so I drove to find pesticides.
First, mix the DDT according to the proportion, and then slowly start to clean. The skin felt burning and the gun captain almost cried. He gritted his teeth and thought to himself, I will fight you to the death. You suck my blood and eat my flesh. I must kill you!
Looking at the red and white patches below, it was really horrible. The gun leader began to resent the idiot woman again, but when he thought of that face, he immediately lost his temper. I must have owed her in my previous life! What good is it to grow up, but she actually gave me this thing.
Now I dared not sleep with Zhang Liqiu. After two days, I had washed the whole bottle of dichlorvos. When I walked, it hurt so much that I clenched my teeth. I thought that other people used spray guns to kill insects, so where could I get one? I happened to pass by a small supermarket and accidentally saw the insecticide used to kill mosquitoes and flies. I took a closer look and felt a little happy. This thing must be effective and can kill fleas! It must be right. I was afraid that the drug properties would evaporate in the air, so I bought a dozen extra-large plastic bags!
After returning home in a good mood, I locked myself in the study room, took off all my clothes, and then wrapped my lower body with a plastic bag. I picked up the pest control agent and started spraying it. After spraying, I tightly sealed the wound and cursed in my heart, "I won't die this time! I won't die this time!"
The spray penetrated the skin coldly. Half an hour later, the gun commander untied the bag and looked inside. He was very much looking forward to seeing all the lice with their eyes rolled up falling out. But after opening it, there was nothing but a pungent smell. The gun commander comforted himself: It's okay, all the lice died in my flesh. I have to clean up the corpses and must not let them come back to life. Thinking of the previous severe itch, he immediately began to squeeze the pores one by one. Sure enough, all the lice squeezed out were dead, which made the gun commander very happy.
But after only one day, the gun captain was worried. It might be the result of using dichlorvos and chlorhexidine. The skin of the lower body began to bleed lightly and it just didn't get better. The gun captain thought about going to the hospital to show his thing to the doctor, and he had to use pliers to turn it over and over. He was not happy about it, but he thought that if he didn't go, it might rot down. By then, it would be rotten and even worse than Long Chengjiang. This was very bad. Suddenly, he remembered the advertisement he saw on the roadside pole. Hehe, it was a cure for sexually transmitted diseases!
The gun captain dug out his oldest clothes, put on a pair of rubber shoes, and then began to look for the address on the pole. He came to a dirty alley and saw a clinic. This clinic was really a bit worrying. Although the gun captain didn't have much experience, this clinic couldn't even catch up with the township health center, it must be not very good! But he was eager to treat the disease, so he didn't care about so much. I am a decent person and I can't lose that person in the hospital. The doctor was making a fire to cook. His hair was messy, there were two pieces of eye boogers in the corners of his eyes, and he was wearing a moving work clothes. He looked like he hadn't woken up yet. When he saw the gun captain looking at him slyly, he shouted, "Go in if you want to see a doctor!"
The gun commander was a little nervous, and hesitantly walked in. The doctor got a cheap cigarette and lit it, then sat in front of a black lacquered desk with an aluminum lunch box on it. Inside was a sterilized glass syringe with some dust on it, and the gauze had all changed color. He looked at the gun commander coldly, then smiled and said, "My place is a little shabby, but I promise to cure your illness. Take off your pants, please?"
The gun captain asked hesitantly, "Do you know what disease I have?" The doctor shouted impatiently, "That's why I asked you to take off your clothes so that I can check it!"
The gunner asked alertly, "Do you have a license? Let me see it..."
The doctor looked at the gun chief warily, then said helplessly: "If you want to see a doctor, you still need to see the license. If you don't want to see a doctor, it's up to you. However, this disease will kill people if it is delayed for a long time."
The gun captain was frightened by the latter words, and nodded hurriedly and smiled: "Don't be angry, brother, of course I want to see it..." As he spoke, he took off his pants and pointed to the hairy area and said: "There are some lice here, it's itchy..." The doctor exclaimed: "Oh my God, it's rotten like this. If it's delayed for a few days, I'm afraid it will be in the late stage!"
The gunner asked hurriedly, "What disease do I have?"
The doctor said in a profound manner, "You often go to those unclean places, don't you? I'm not saying this to you people, but promiscuous prostitution can easily spread the disease. Look at you, pus is already oozing out, tut tut, this is gonorrhea, if you delay for a few more days, you will die."
The gun captain almost cried. He hated that idiot woman in his heart. She was in such a state and still had an infectious disease. Damn it! He wanted to kneel down in front of the doctor: "Brother, you have to save me. I have a lot of money. I will give you money, and you must help me get well!"
When the doctor heard about the money, his dim eyes immediately brightened up: "Well, you are lucky, brother. You are lucky to have met me. If you go to a big hospital, it will cost you thousands of dollars, and it may not be cured. This disease is stubborn. Fortunately, I have the secret recipe passed down from my ancestors!"
The gun captain believed the other party wholeheartedly. With his peasant consciousness, although he learned both civil and military skills from others in prison, he still had the same set of worldly ideas. Besides, how could those people know about sexually transmitted diseases? They only knew about the most common diseases. The doctor coaxed the gun captain and started to operate on him. He first washed him vigorously with alcohol, which made the gun captain almost faint. Then the doctor gave him several packets of powdered medicine. When paying, the doctor said generously: "Brother, this medicine is inherited from my ancestors. It is not easy to mix. I will give you 500 yuan for the operation. How about 1,000 yuan for each packet of medicine? If it doesn't get better, you can pay for the next operation together to avoid trouble."
The gun captain took out the ten thousand yuan he had just withdrawn from the bank, thanked the doctor repeatedly, and then couldn't wait to go back and take the medicine.
At night, the gun captain was in so much pain that he almost cried for help. The doctor burned his lower body with alcohol, which was even more swollen. The flour medicine made the gun captain have diarrhea all night long, and his face was frighteningly pale. After Zhang Liqiu entered the study, there was a strange smell of insecticide in the room. Seeing the gun captain's appearance, he quickly sent him to the hospital. When he arrived at the hospital, the gun captain didn't dare to let Zhang Liqiu know the truth. After coaxing and pretending to be angry and driving Zhang Liqiu away, the gun captain asked the doctor to help him check. He already knew that he had been deceived by the quacks, and he wanted to rush over and chop the bastard into meat sauce.
The final conclusion was: pubic lice, skin infection. After the gun chief understood the pubic lice, he breathed a sigh of relief. It was not a life-threatening thing. The doctor said that the pubic lice were basically gone. The most important thing now was the skin infection. The gun chief laughed secretly: My insecticide seems to be effective! He was happy and ashamed. The skin infection was not serious, but alcohol should not be used for disinfection, and the diarrhea was caused by eating unhygienic food.
The gun chief stayed in the hospital for two days, and lied to Zhang Liqiu that he was scared during these two days and thought he had some serious illness. It turned out to be a skin infection, so he ignored her. The doctor also cooperated and did not expose the gun chief, which made the gun chief very grateful. He thought to himself, I will catch that bastard tomorrow and smash his teeth one by one. Gonorrhea! I will gonorrhea your ancestors for eighteen generations!
