Volume 3 Brothers Chapter 05 New Home (Part 1)
After being discharged from the hospital, the gun captain immediately went to look for the quack doctor, but when he arrived at the place, he found that the gatehouse was locked. After asking around, the gun captain learned that the guy had moved away after cheating him that day. The gun captain remembered the doctor's appearance and thought to himself: Don't let me meet him, otherwise, I will make you get all the sexually transmitted diseases! He spat fiercely at the door of the clinic and left unhappily.
After this incident, the gun captain had . He would not prostitute indiscriminately anymore. Whenever he thought of the tiny pubic lice, he felt cold. This thing was too vicious. It burrowed into the flesh and could not be killed. It ate flesh and drank blood freely! He felt a little regretful. He should raise some and feed them fat and strong. When he saw some women who were not pleasing to the eye or some slutty men who provoked him, he would use this thing to torture them. Hehe, he imagined them covering their lower bodies and scratching wildly, which made him very excited. Especially when he thought of the quack doctor, the gun captain was very angry. He was smart all his life, but confused for a moment. If he had the chance, he must let this damn thing taste the taste of pubic lice. He finally began to understand in his mind that he was not yet a complete, modern, fashionable city dweller. Unfortunately, Mr. Ouyang and others were no better than him, so he had made up his mind not to return to the countryside to build a house. He wanted to become a modern city dweller. Now he was just a rich farmer! Of course, these things had to be done step by step.
The first thing is to pluck the hair from the nostrils. Ever since I got pubic lice, I've started to like the feeling of being naked. I feel like I'm purer this way. Don't those foreigners like to make a fuss about the lower part? Hehe, I've made it completely hairless. Such a woman is called a white tiger. It's said that she can suck and lick, and can kill a man on her belly. What is a man without any hair called? A virgin chicken, right? I'm not a virgin anymore. Damn it, I'm just a hairless chicken!
I used to think that it was shameful to have hair in my nostrils. Now, except for sweat hair, there is not much sweat hair on my body. It is sparse and soft. The muscles on my body are very healthy and strong, which is quite masculine. I thought that when the hair grows back next time, I will try a new hairstyle, such as Xipi style, which is very modern, or a rooster head. I can't do this kind of hairstyle on my head. No one will care about my hair. Well, I will give Zhang Liqiu a Hitler-style beard and Wang Dafang a straight vertical hair. Then dye it with color, it will probably be very sexy! Why not open a hairdressing shop like this? Maybe the business will be very prosperous. You can also see different styles of organs. Then, I will use a few particularly beautiful ones for advertising and hang them up like a hair salon so that people can appreciate them as soon as they enter the shop. I will also give the shop a nice name. What is it called? Beautiful Hair Show Hall, Beautiful Hair Shop? I specially trained a group of boys and girls. Anyway, the city people nowadays do whatever they can, and do whatever they want to do to look cool. They can get some small combs, small scissors, and small hair dryers. Hehe, they can also curl, straighten, and dye their hair. Do you want to make water ions? Oh, and add sexy lingerie. Well, I will find a few guys with more avant-garde ideas to try it out in the future. I am not trying to make money, but for... aesthetics! Yes, it is aesthetics!
In the past two days, the gun commander has been observing the lives of people in the provincial capital very carefully, from their clothing to the way they walk and talk. Unfortunately, except for Zhang Liqiu's home, the gun commander has never been to any other person's house in the city to sit and see how their houses are decorated.
Facing the small mirror that reflected the bottom, the gun commander used two one-yuan coins to start, pinching the hairs in his nostrils and pulling them out with all his strength. He sucked in a breath of cold air, grimacing in pain, rubbing his nose, and looking at the hairs with snot in the coins, he felt a little relieved and tried again! This time he didn't dare to pull them out in bunches, so he had to pick them out one by one. Those that had already stretched out of the nostrils must be resolutely eliminated. Although the pain made him cry, the gun commander didn't feel uncomfortable! Facing the mirror, like a clown, his face kept changing various expressions, until the tip of his nose felt numb, and then he was completely done. Then he used a small mirror to check from all angles to see if there were any fish that had slipped through the net. Well, it was good, let's see how much was left in there. He tilted his head back, but his nostrils were pitch black and he couldn't see anything. He turned his head to look around. He didn't have a flashlight, so he had to light a lighter and look slowly, but the flame blocked his vision. He got closer... and closer... and suddenly he was burned and screamed in pain. Zhang Liqiu happened to come in and saw the gun captain's appearance and laughed. She thought the gun captain was so interesting these days, so weird. He read fashion magazines like a woman all day long, learned popular English speaking, and bought flowers for her like a gentleman!
Now every morning he would pester her to learn how to tie a tie, and then walk around the house in a branded suit, not going anywhere. Sometimes he would laugh, sometimes he would mutter to himself. If you didn't know him, you would think they had a psychopath. He no longer said the obscene words that made people blush. He was very gentle and considerate in bed. In the past two days, it seemed as if Zhang Liqiu had gotten to know the gun captain all over again. He would go shopping with her when he had nothing to do. He paid great attention to his appearance on the street and smiled gently, which made Zhang Liqiu feel goosebumps. But she was happy, which showed that the gun captain loved her very much and wanted to bring honor to her, so she also helped the gun captain with all her strength.
"Li Qiu, I want to buy a house and bring my relatives from the countryside here. Also... I have something I must tell you. You know my heart. I love you. I don't want any unhappiness between us. I hope we can stay together like this for the rest of our lives. Do you understand?" Zhang Li Qiu looked at the affectionate gun captain and listened to his love words. He was a little intoxicated for a while. He nodded and held the gun captain's face and said, "You say it. I will listen to you no matter what. I am yours for life."
Qiang Chang smiled but never showed his teeth. He planned to do some cosmetic treatments starting tomorrow, such as making his teeth as white as those in TV commercials, and also to modify some other parts of his body. If it was safe, he would have plastic surgery in the future. If Zhang Liqiu had not strongly opposed it, he would probably have been lying in the hospital with Shi Tou. "I have a daughter, she's eleven years old. When my ex-wife ran away with someone, I went to jail. Alas! I'm so sorry for her. Now that conditions are better, I plan to let her receive the best education. I want to make up for all the things I owe her over the years and let her go to the best school, wear the most beautiful clothes, eat the best food, and live in the most beautiful house, just like the beautiful ladies in the city. I have the ability to do so now. And my father, his health has always been poor, I want the best doctor to cure him, and... well, let's talk about it in the future. There are also a few brothers I just met, I want to buy them houses and cars, you don't have to worry about money, I have now taken over all the inheritance, really, it's more than you can imagine, I will tell you the exact amount sooner or later, I don't tell you now because I'm thinking about you, for fear that if others find out, you will be in danger, do you understand what I mean? My heart is yours, my love is yours too, you must understand, everything I have is yours..."
Zhang Liqiu held the gun captain's mouth to stop him from speaking. Money was not important to her. After all, she had never lacked money since she was a child and had a relatively indifferent concept about money. However, she was moved by the gun captain's concern for her. Yes, as the saying goes, wealth should not be shown off. If it was targeted by people with bad intentions, it would not be a good thing.
Zhang Liqiu was a little confused and infatuated, staring at the gun captain infatuatedly. Sometimes she felt that this man was very strange, sometimes she felt that he was extremely cute, sometimes a little dirty, even vulgar and shameless, but Zhang Liqiu liked to be with him. Sometimes he spoke in a way that made people numb, and sometimes he spoke in a way that made people cold. Zhang Liqiu smiled and said, "Thank you for your sincerity. We both have no public office and no pressure. I completely agree with your approach. First of all, you are a man, and the most important thing about being a man is responsibility. I am very happy that you can think like this now, because it makes me feel safe. You don't have to talk to me about money, you decide! Do whatever you want, as long as you feel happy. Of course, you also have to make me feel happy. Do you understand?"
The gun chief looked at the woman with great emotion. He had sex with her in the car, thinking it was just a game. He didn't expect her to be so considerate. Laozi... No, I am so lucky! It is a blessing to meet such a woman. Zhu Hong is not bad either. However, I have come to this day. I will take the past as life experience. From now on... I will be good to all women. Women are water, men are mud. Women are for love, not for harm. Laozi... I swear that I will not use any shameless means to seize women in the future. Damn it! Women...
Thinking of that idiot woman, the gun captain once secretly inquired about her and found out that she was indeed a mental patient, but no infectious disease was found. The gun captain was still a little scared. He was worried that the woman was a leper or something, which would be extremely bad.
We must learn to cherish women, understand women, tolerate women, and love women! This concept is undoubtedly a qualitative leap, an essential change, and a revolution in thought for the gun chief! Maybe he may meet different women in the future, but this concept has laid the fundamental foundation for being a modern urbanite! What kind of man is the most terrifying? The man who understands women the most. It's a pity that Master Ouyang listened to Long Zhenbang's words and didn't plant the true concept of good and evil in the soul of the gun chief. However, the gun chief is very smart. He is thinking, learning, and constantly improving. This is victory and sublimation!
The gun captain and Zhang Liqiu opened their mouths wide, enough to fit an egg. Especially the gun captain, his eyes were shining. Shitou had completely changed! Who did he look like? The gun captain recalled in his mind like lightning... Yes, it was Fei Xiang. Shitou's nose was now high, his eyelids were stretched into double eyelids, his face was delicate and had a light bronze color, and his mouth was cut into an angular shape, which made him look very handsome. If you stare at the little girl closely, you will probably scream on the spot. He is 1.86 meters tall, with well-proportioned muscles and a tall figure. He is a handsome guy, a super handsome guy!
Zhang Liqiu shook his head and said, "This is a real man-made handsome guy!" The gun captain reached out and touched Shitou's nose, then turned to the dean with a smug smile and asked, "What's padding inside? How come there's no trace of it?"
The dean smiled and said, "These are Mr. Chen's own toe bones. We also processed his face to make his facial features more perfect. Are you satisfied with the results now, Mr. Chen?"
The spearman nodded continuously and said, "I am more than satisfied, it is totally worth the money. However, only rich people can afford this. By the way, there won't be any sequelae in the future, right?"
The director said confidently, "Please rest assured, Mr. Chen. We are a truly professional plastic surgery hospital, well-known not only domestically but also internationally. This gentleman's surgery is a one-time procedure. If he needs to have another surgery in the future, it will not be within the scope of our hospital's responsibility."
The spear chief laughed and said, "Do we need to do more? He is already a very handsome man. Well, your medical skills are very advanced!"
He immediately went through the discharge procedures, which cost a total of more than 80,000 yuan, but the gun captain didn't feel bad at all. This was equivalent to creating a perfect man with his own hands, and he was in an extremely happy mood! He took Zhang Liqiu and Shitou to go shopping. Shitou couldn't dress carelessly anymore, so he had to try out the effect.
Just walked out of a famous brand clothing store, Shitou, who looked brand new, had 100% of people turning their heads to look at him. However, his smile was a little silly, and there was also a bit of innocent shyness, which made him look a little childish in his masculinity. The gun captain and Zhang Liqiu kept looking at Shitou, and Shitou said a little embarrassedly: "Fourth Uncle, I'm afraid my mother won't recognize me when I go home."
The gun captain almost fell down, thinking that I spent so much money, but you are afraid that your mother will not recognize it! But he kept a smile on his face that he thought was very graceful and said: "It's okay, I will explain it to you. Do you like the way you look now?"
Shitou tilted his head and thought for a while before saying, "I'm afraid my nose will be hit. It seems to be too high. I can see it myself! And my mouth. My tongue used to be able to lick the tip of my nose, but now it can't..."
Zhang Liqiu bent over with laughter. Seeing the bitter face of the gun chief, she was so happy. The uncle and nephew were really a pair of funny people. Passing by a real estate company, the gun chief saw that there was a sales exhibition going on inside, so he pulled the two of them in. After entering, a sales lady with a red belt on her shoulder led them, "What type of apartment do you want to see?"
The gun master smiled and said, "Please introduce the layout of your apartment this time."
The lady smiled very formally and said, "We have launched a Sunshine Garden Community this time, which has five types of housing units and a group of villas. They are all built by the mountains and rivers and in accordance with the most popular international architectural style. The designer is Mr. Martel from the UK. Please look over here..."
The gunner pointed at the villa model and asked, "Where is the location? What is your price?"
The lady looked at the length of the gun and thought, let me satisfy your curiosity: "This is a villa complex located by the Green Lake in the city. There are only 62 villas in total. Half of them have been booked today. Our unit price is divided into three types of 29,910 square meters. It is close to the Green Lake and is located on the lakeside. The transportation is very convenient. The price of the second row is..."
The gunner interrupted again, "How many square meters is the largest one?"
The lady answered instinctively: "There are only three largest units, with an area of 456 square meters, divided into two floors, with a garden and a small swimming pool. There is only one unit left. It is located at..."
The spearman waved his hand and said, "I want this set!"
Zhang Liqiu and the lady looked at the gun captain in astonishment! Zhang Liqiu thought that the gun captain was just looking around to learn more, but he didn't expect that he would actually place an order to buy a villa... The lady was at a loss. When she distributed the promotional leaflet, there was no such wealthy customer on the list.
