Volume 2: The Two Great Prideful Ones (Part 1) Chapter 30: Three Hidden Weapons Behind a Smiling Face
Somewhere in Kunlun Mountains.
The place is filled with clouds and mist, strange pines grow everywhere, and rocks are scattered everywhere, creating a gloomy atmosphere.
Layer upon layer of grass, flowers, trees and mountains conceal the Valley of the Evil located deep inside, preventing the crimes of this place from being exposed to the eyes of the world.
In the thick clouds and fog, a red horse suddenly came galloping, with two people sitting on the horse, one of whom was holding an unconscious woman in red in his arms.
The Rouge Horse was indeed a good horse selected from thousands. Even though it was carrying three people, it did not seem tired at all. It galloped all the way until it stopped not far from the foot of Kunlun Mountain.
The terrain in front of the Valley of Evil is dangerous and the mountain road is rugged, so horses can no longer pass.
Hahaer patted Yanzhi on the back and said, "I haven't seen such a good horse in a long time. It's beautiful and hard-working. When I was young, I loved to steal horses like this."
Su Weiyun got off the horse carrying the fainted fairy. His arms felt a little numb, but he couldn't hide the smugness on his face.
He had never thought before that it would be so easy to deal with someone as long as the right method was used.
Fortunately, Su Weiyun had not forgotten his fateful mission. He asked, "Senior Xiao, you are truly extraordinary. Hmm... I admire you so much. Can you teach me your unique skills? I can also spread your reputation everywhere in the martial arts world."
Hahaer said, "Haven't you already learned my most powerful trick, 'Smiling with a Dagger'? What else do you want me to teach you?"
Su Weiyun shamelessly said, “Senior Xiao, I also want to learn some martial arts, such as your acupoint pressing technique.”
Su Weiyun has always wanted to find an opportunity to learn the acupoint pressing technique. This skill is essential for traveling in the world.
Hahaer said, "Hahaha, those old bald donkeys in Shaolin are so unspeakable that they even hide the acupoint pressing and pulse stopping stuff."
When Hahaer saw Su Weiyun's boxing skills, he just thought he was a lay disciple of Shaolin.
"But I'm different. If you ask me to be your master, I will definitely teach you everything I know."
As he was speaking, just when he said "teach me everything I know", three small darts suddenly flew out from his sleeves, and hit Su Weiyun's body with a "whoosh".
Su Weiyun was frightened by the darts. When he hurriedly looked at Hahaer, Hahaer flipped over again and flew into the air.
Two hidden arrows flew out from his feet and landed on Su Weiyun's thighs with a "crack, crack".
After he stood still, a hidden silver needle flew out from between his fingers and gently pierced Su Weiyun's chest.
Hahaer landed on the ground and laughed, "Hahaha, what do you think of me teaching you everything I know? I didn't lie to you, did I?"
Su Weiyun said: "This..."
Hahaer laughed and said, "What's so good about acupressure? Twenty years ago, countless people died from my hidden weapons because of my 'three hidden weapons' skill!"
Su Weiyun then realized that Hahaer was playing another "deadly joke" on him.
Hahaer said, "Hahaha, look how scared you are. Don't worry, these darts, arrows, and needles are not poisonous."
Su Weiyun took out the darts, hidden arrows and silver needles with a wry smile, then took out the bottle of golden spiritual powder, poured out some, and applied it carefully.
The wound was originally very shallow, and the bleeding stopped immediately after applying the gold powder.
Hahaer suddenly stepped forward, grabbed Su Weiyun's wrist, and said with a smile: "Where did you get this bottle of golden medicine?"
Su Weiyun stared at Hahaer with eyes wide open, and said, "I got it by chance, and met a wandering master, who gave it to me."
Hahaer was skeptical and asked, "Okay. I'll teach you how to use hidden weapons, and you give me this bottle of golden medicine in exchange, how about that?"
Su Weiyun handed over the Jinchuangling powder without hesitation and placed it in Hahaer's hand.
Hahaer's expression finally relaxed.
"Actually, this technique isn't difficult. It just requires some internal energy, wrist and arm strength, and the use of a small spring."
"Listen to me..."
Five days later.
In an unknown cave in the Kunlun Mountains.
"Learn the second 'Ten Evils' unique skill - 'Smiling Dagger' Hahaer's hidden weapon, 'Smiling Dagger Three Hidden Weapons', and complete part of the fateful mission."
"Rewards: Six months of internal strength training and a copy of "Detailed Explanation of Acupuncture Point Pressing Techniques."
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Valley of the Evil.
Perhaps it was because Hahaer hadn't been out of the Evil Valley for a long time and felt a little nauseous, so he played in the mountains outside the Evil Valley for seven days before returning to the valley.
So the little fairy also stayed in the dark cave for five days, and she was in acupuncture state most of the time.
Only now that the two of them returned to the valley and saw the light of day again did Hahaer untie her acupoints.
"Two evil guys, two bugs, centipedes and poisonous snakes. Only centipedes and poisonous snakes would stay in such a dark cave!"
Hahaer was not annoyed at all, and laughed: "If you also stayed in a valley for twenty years, you would know that it doesn't matter whether it is a cave or a dungeon, as long as you can stay outside for a while, it is extremely wonderful."
Su Weiyun carried the little fairy into the valley and said with a smile, "She will understand Senior Xiao's feelings. She may have to stay in the Valley of Evil for another twenty years until she becomes an evil person, a yellow-faced woman!"
"Alas, although I still want to play for a while longer, it would be bad if my friends in the martial arts world knew about it. I can't trouble them to come all the way to kill me ."
The little fairy was angry and sad, tears falling one by one: "You...you are not human..."
A woman's giggling laughter came from the entrance of the Evil Valley, the sound was enchanting and charming.
"Who bullied such a cute little girl? Haha, are you so cruel?"
Su Weiyun looked in and saw a young and beautiful girl in pink standing not far away. She had a flower basket in her hand, which contained many small yellow flowers.
When Hahaer heard this, he laughed even harder and said, "I only know how to buy cosmetics, how could I bully a little girl?"
Hahaer smiled widely, walked quickly forward, and took out a box of exquisite powder from his arms.
"Jiaojiao, didn't I go shopping for our Evil Valley?"
Judging from his tone, this girl should be another one of the ten evildoers, Tu Jiaojiao, nicknamed “Neither Androgynous”.
Tu Jiaojiao's skills in disguise are extremely superb, and almost no one in the world can match her.
Su Weiyun looked carefully at the pink girl in front of her. Although she knew clearly that she was dressed as a middle-aged woman, she could not find any flaws at all.
There was not a single flaw on his body, from head to toe.
Her magical skills of disguise are truly amazing.
Tu Jiaojiao said, "You are such a fool. I was wondering what bad things you did when you left the valley, but it turns out you brought back a woman."
As if afraid that Tu Jiaojiao might misunderstand him, Hahaer rolled his eyes and immediately changed his expression, saying, "I married this girl for him!"
Tu Jiaojiao stared at Su Weiyun and asked in surprise: "Him?"
Su Weiyun also pointed at herself in surprise and asked, "Me?"
Hahaer clapped his hands and laughed, "Of course it's you. If it's not you, then it's me? A young man marries a young girl, a devil marries a fairy. Isn't this a match made in heaven?!"
The fairy said angrily: "Bah, a bunch of poisonous snakes, I would rather die than marry him!"
Tu Jiaojiao ignored her yelling and pointed her orchid finger at Su Weiyun, wondering, "Is this the little villain recommended by Xiao Yuer?"
Li Dazui should have told others about Su Weiyun's words.
Hahaer laughed and said, "Not bad, not bad. This guy is indeed a born villain. He learned my trick of smiling but hiding a dagger in one stroke. He used it right away and caught the fairy back in two or three moves."
Tu Jiaojiao frowned and said, "Little fairy? The new little fairy in the martial arts world? She does look like a fairy."
The little fairy said: "If you know the name of the little fairy, let me go immediately, otherwise my mother and the Murong family will not let you go!"
"The Murong family? Is that the Murong family that dominates Jiangnan?"
The little fairy said proudly: "It's good that you know how powerful it is."
Tu Jiaojiao suddenly laughed.
"Then she is a perfect match for us, the Valley of the Wicked!"
