Volume 2: The Two Great Prideful Ones (Part 1) Chapter 29: Smiling but with a dagger in his heart, Haha
Outside the Valley of Evil.
After leaving the valley from the valley entrance, we walked along a winding, tortuous and steep mountain road for dozens of miles and arrived at the small town market outside the valley.
If people in the Valley of Evil want to obtain daily necessities, livestock, and food from the outside world, they have to come here to buy them.
There is only one such store within a hundred miles.
This place is remote and the environmental conditions are harsh, so it is not easy to have such a small market.
The market is bustling with people, all of them are travelers from the north and south, and among them are many heroes of the martial arts world.
Hahaer put on a human skin mask and walked through the streets, seeming to be very interested in everything around him; he also helped Su Weiyun change his appearance and changed his clothes.
"Ha, it has been seven years since I last left the valley."
No one knew that this was "Smiling with a Dagger in His Heart", one of the ten most powerful villains who no one dared to mess with twenty years ago.
As Hahaer walked, he breathed in the fresh air and said, "The little fairy can be so powerful in the martial arts world, so she must have some extraordinary qualities."
Su Weiyun said: "She is very skilled in martial arts and is good at using whips. If we confront her head-on, I am no match for her."
Hahaer glanced at Su Weiyun and said with a smile: "The fun of Jianghu duels lies in that people often don't fight head-on. Using force is stupid. You should use more strategies and win with wisdom. This is the real truth."
Su Weiyun turned his head and asked, "How to win with wisdom?"
Hahaer said: "I said I would teach you."
Su Weiyun said: "Junior is all ears."
Hahaer said: "If you want to catch her, you have to find her first."
Su Weiyun said: "Yes."
Hahaer said, "Does the little fairy want to eat?"
Su Weiyun said: "Yes."
Hahaer asked, "Is this the only market around here where we can eat?"
Su Weiyun said: "Yes."
Hahaer said, "Then let's go to the restaurant now. Which one do you think we should go to?"
Su Weiyun thought for a moment and said, "Let's go to the biggest one. With the little fairy's personality, of course she'll go to the biggest one."
Hahaer laughed and said, "Hahahaha, this young man is teachable, this young man is teachable."
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Big restaurant.
The name of this restaurant is Dafanzhuang.
But this restaurant is not big at all, it is just an ordinary store with a boss and three waiters.
The beef is good beef, top-quality yak beef; the wine is also very spicy, the boss is very sincere, and the price is reasonable.
Hahaer called the waiter and said, "Give me three pounds of beef, three pounds of roast pork, and six plates of peanuts."
He casually threw out a large ingot of silver and placed it steadily on the table.
Su Weiyun couldn't help but ask, "With so much food, how can the two of us finish it in one meal?"
Hahaer said: "Haha, who said we have to finish the meal in one meal? We plan to eat here for a whole day..."
"Boss, bring up all the best dishes you have. Also, ask a servant to take care of my horse and use the best hay."
A girl wearing fiery red clothes but with a sullen look on her face walked in.
As soon as she walked in, she attracted a lot of attention because she was so beautiful .
Bang!
A shadow flashed by and a loud whip sounded.
"Who told you to look at me?"
The woman looked coldly at the guests around her, revealing an angelic face. She was none other than a fairy.
The guests all bowed their heads. They had traveled all over the country for many years, and they could tell who they could and could not mess with.
Su Weiyun looked at Hahaer calmly and signaled to him with his eyes, meaning that this was the person who was chasing me.
Hahaer understood what he meant, smiled and patted his hands, saying, "It seems we don't have to sit on this stool all day."
He actually stood up and walked straight towards the fairy.
"This little girl in red..."
Bang!
Hahaer's fat body was also hit hard by the whip, but he didn't even dodge.
The fairy held the whip in her hand, stared at Hahaer and said, "If you call me little girl again, I'll tear your mouth apart!"
Hahaer rubbed the arm that was hit by the whip and said, "Hello, young lady..."
The little fairy whipped again, this time without any reason, just a clean whip.
Perhaps even she couldn't explain the reason for whipping him, she was just still angry, unable to control herself, and wanted to vent her anger.
She was angry with Su Weiyun. She had never hated someone so much since she was a child.
Hahaer said to himself: "Alas, I want to be a good person, but I can't do it. Please go and tell her what I said."
He slowly walked back to the original table, and his last words were directed to Su Weiyun.
Su Weiyun was stunned for a moment and said, "I'll go tell her, what..."
Hahaer patted his shoulder and whispered in a low voice: "Just follow my example."
Su Weiyun saw the hidden smirk on Hahaer's face and suddenly realized something.
A smile that hides a knife, haha.
He was smiling but hiding a dagger. He was teaching Su Weiyun how to make the enemy lower their guard .
——When the enemy is least prepared, that is of course the best time to strike and hit the target with one strike.
Su Weiyun walked over slowly, imitating Hahaer's behavior, and bowed, saying, "Sister, I have something to say..."
Bang!
As expected, the little fairy threw a whip and hit Su Weiyun on the shoulder.
"Oh, wrong, wrong, it's not my sister, it's a fairy..."
Another whip came down, and the whip was like a fire snake, vicious and flexible, as fast as lightning, making it impossible to dodge.
"That's not right, it's Sister Fairy..."
Su Weiyun secretly told herself to hold it in, hold it in.
Some of the guests were already laughing secretly, laughing at the stupid Su Weiyun and also at the strange little fairy.
The two of them were like a couple who were having an argument. No matter what the boy said, the girl would ignore him and show no emotion.
It's always a whip.
Fortunately, the whip suddenly hit the snickering guest, allowing Su Weiyun to finally speak out those words properly.
Su Weiyun said: "Fairy girl, I have seen your portrait somewhere else before."
Su Weiyun now made up a random explanation.
The fairy frowned and said, "My portrait? Where is it?"
She looked straight at Su Weiyun, sized him up and down, and felt that he looked familiar, but she didn't take it seriously.
How could she have imagined that the humble man in front of her was Su Weiyun in changed clothes and wearing a mask?
Su Weiyun said: "It is in the hands of a young man. He also said that he is looking for you everywhere, saying that..."
The fairy raised her eyebrows and asked, "What did you say?"
Su Wei pretended to be timid and said, "They said you took away...his first kiss..."
The little fairy gnashed her teeth, raging with anger. She whipped the ground with her whip and said angrily, "You stinky thing, you actually dared..."
The moment she swung the whip, Su Weiyun stepped forward quickly and immediately got in front of the little fairy.
Su Weiyun used the "Riding a Tiger, Difficult to Get Off" stance from the "Arhat Subduing Tiger Fist", bound his lower body with his legs, and stretched out his hands to hug the little fairy.
Then he picked up the little fairy horizontally by the waist, held her vital points behind the waist with both hands, and before the little fairy could react, he threw her heavily behind his back and she fell on the table.
Although this hug and throw were done impromptu, it seemed as if they had been practiced countless times, and the essence of Arhat Subduing Tiger Fist was brought into full play.
Even if there were authentic Shaolin disciples here, they would probably feel inferior.
The little fairy reached out to grab the whip, but Hahaer, who had already caught up with her, had pressed more than ten acupoints on her body, leaving her unable to move.
The guests and the boss around were all shocked and dazed by this change.
Hahaer gave Su Weiyun a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Haha, the boy has good talent. He is very much like me back then."
"What are you still standing there for? Grab the person and run away!"
Hahaer laughed and clapped his hands, then he rode out of the restaurant first and went to the back to bring the fairy's rouge horse.
The rouge horse was a little reluctant to be led by him, but Hahaer used some strange method to make the red horse obediently come to the door of the restaurant.
So Su Weiyun hugged the little fairy, ran out, and rode on the horse with Hahaer, heading quickly towards the Evil Valley.
The guests in the restaurant sat firmly on their stools, and no one wanted to meddle in other people's business.
It's not that they are indifferent and stand idly by, but the little fairy's previous bad behavior really doesn't arouse any sympathy from these people.
If you speak ill of others and attack them aggressively, they won't even have time to laugh at you, so how can they be enthusiastic and lend you a helping hand?
