Volume 10 Bugs Chapter 91: Masturbation is not allowed
"Not allowed to pass, the passage is closed, and the No. 2 automatic defense system is activated..."
Just as Feiyin pressed the start button of the transport platform, the old heavy-duty transport vehicle next to the platform suddenly issued an alarm without any tone or emotion. Just as I was still wondering what happened, the large transport vehicle suddenly started moving.
The way it moved was very strange. It did not move forward and backward along the direction of the wheels like ordinary vehicles. Instead, the entire body of the car began to change: first, the shell of the entire front of the car opened up, revealing many large and small metal modules inside; then these modules protruded from the original body of the car, and then moved and reassembled along certain predetermined trajectories to form a new form; then, the chassis of the car began to separate, stretching the originally folded joints again, supporting the entire front of the car. Soon, the front part of the car had been reassembled into the shape of arms and hands, and the chassis part was reassembled into the shape of legs and feet. When the body stood up completely, a huge mechanical head with a slowly stretched out from the cockpit.
At this moment, the vehicle - or to be more precise, the huge trailer head - turned into a gigantic metal puppet.
You were not there at the time, so no matter what I said, you would only subconsciously say: "Oh, a car turned into a puppet." That's all. You didn't hear the heavy, awkward and unstoppable "crackling" roar of the metal modules when they moved, nor did you see the terrifying power of the huge metal blocks colliding and combining with each other, not to mention the sense of smallness and fragility that naturally arose in your heart when the huge puppet stood completely in front of you, with its stalwart body that was ten people tall looking down at you from above - all of this undoubtedly told us that we were about to face a powerful and dangerous enemy that we had never seen before.
Its name is "Mechanical Guardian Optim Prim".
I think we should express our admiration for my wise foresight: I had guessed long ago that this passage was not so easy to pass through, and that the person guarding it must be a powerful big guy.
"I say..." Changgong Sheri stared blankly at the mechanical guardian that was about to complete its transformation, and said hesitantly: "...Does anyone feel the same as I do? I always feel that the first sentence this guy says will be 'Autobots, transform and set off'!"
"I know the vintage cartoon you mentioned. What's its name? Oh, yes, Voltron. Come to think of it, I like the phrase 'I'll form the head' more." Red Wolf nodded repeatedly, seemingly agreeing.
"Is the villain a super rich, handsome blond nobleman, whose name seems to be Char or Yasha or something, and who likes the one wearing a mask? I've seen it too - the life of the nobles is really happy..." Feiyin rarely has a lot in common with these guys.
Ding Ding Xiaoge thought for a long time before he slapped his thigh and remembered something, "Is it the one with the theme song 'The Thunder King of Six Gods Combined, woo woo woo woo...'?" He hummed a song with very strange lyrics and melody, his face full of beautiful visions and innocence, "...These old animations are really beautiful memories of my childhood. It seems that the cartoons we watched when we were young were all the same, hahaha..."
I don't know why, but I always feel very uncomfortable listening to what the four of them say, as if something is wrong - but then again, no matter what these people involved in the air say, I always feel uncomfortable, so I habitually ignore this small sense of disharmony. Now the question I am most concerned about is:
"Hey, now what are we going to do with this machine druid?"
Druids are supposed to be fanatical environmentalists who believe in the goddess of nature, Nechernia, love and protect nature. A puppet made of metal machinery should not be associated with the name "Druid". But... but this big guy that can transform into a human form and into... other things has a transformation skill that is infinitely close to the usual impression of a Druid - besides, what else can it be if not a Druid?
This huge mechanical guardian did not leave my comrades with much time to reminisce about the good old days, nor did it allow me to continue guessing what its combat profession was. It just shouted in an ordinary tone: "This is not the place for you, carbon-based creatures!" Then it pulled out a battle axe from somewhere and chopped at us aggressively.
"Scatter!" Ding Ding Xiaoge yelled, and retreated swiftly, leaving only his servant, the Demonic Prison War Soul, at the forefront. The Demonic Prison War Soul risked his life and blocked the fierce attack alone...
"-3854" The huge line of blood words spurting out from the head of the Demon Prison War Spirit was shocking to see. Looking at the life bar on the top of the poor servant demon's head, there was less than half of the life value left, and it was impossible for him to withstand the second axe.
I was startled and immediately put away my sword, replaced it with my shield, and rushed to the front with my assault rifle held high. The light bullets fired by the assault rifle hit the mechanical guard, exploding a series of bright flames. It seemed to be very effective, but in fact it was not: the speed at which its durability decreased was so slow that I even doubted whether the durability I reduced by attacking it could keep up with its own recovery speed.
Fortunately, it was not just me who was attacking it at this time. Feiyin's "Hydra" also let out a violent roar soon. Although the gun chosen by our president was very accurate, you don't have to worry about the hit rate when attacking such a huge target at such a distance even if you shoot with your eyes closed. The wild storm composed of nine light bullets swept straight towards the huge mechanical guard. The effect of this brutal heavy weapon was indeed very different from my one-handed assault rifle. The durability of the mechanical guard was gradually decreasing at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, although it was slow, and some broken bullet marks appeared on its body where it was shot.
Feiyin's powerful attack power probably angered the mechanical guardian. It immediately left me and the Demonic Prison Fighting Soul in front of it, first shot Feiyin from a distance, and then rushed straight towards her with a big axe.
Although this huge steel druid used a "gun", you have to know that considering its size, its "gun" is probably no smaller than a light bomb cannon. A long red beam of light hit Feiyin directly, hitting her body. Even though Feiyin had summoned the defensive spell "Ice Armor" for herself early in the morning, this shot still killed more than a thousand of her lives. Fortunately, our president has combined her own magical power with the new weapons of this era. As soon as she saw this big guy approaching step by step, she immediately released the "Ice Spell" on it. Although this spell could not completely freeze this huge mechanical guardian like an ordinary soldier, it successfully slowed down its forward speed. When the mechanical guardian was covered with blue ice crystals and moved forward slowly with difficulty, Feiyin had already rushed back with her gun at her fastest speed.
"Mr. President, pay attention to the rhythm of your attack! Your gun is too powerful, it's easy to lure it over!" Ding Ding Xiaoge also cast the spell of "Mist of Slowness" to help Fei Yin delay the mechanical guardian's pursuit as much as possible, while Red Wolf, the Demonic Prison War Soul, who had just recovered some of his life, and I chased him relentlessly from behind, trying our best to draw its attention away from Fei Yin.
Fortunately, we succeeded!
Unfortunately, I was the only one who succeeded. I didn't know where I hit it with the light bullet, which made it mistakenly think that I was more threatening than the witch holding the "Hydra Speed Blaster". It finally turned its head and chopped me head-on with an axe.
Facing this huge axe that was two times bigger than me, I had no way to avoid it. I could only try my best to hold up the shield with both hands, and use all my strength to take this heavy blow.
Instantly, I felt as if I was hit head-on by a giant chariot, and I almost collapsed to the ground. I felt my legs go weak, and I couldn't support my body at all. I staggered back a few steps, and then fell to the ground - obviously, the "knockback" and "knockdown" effects contained in this heavy blow were all triggered on me.
Thankfully, although the mechanical guardian's attack power was strong, its attack frequency was as slow as those of the other giant enemies we had seen before. Before it launched its next round of attacks, I stood up in time and prepared for defense. At this time, the longbow shooting sun, whose magnetic energy cannon had not yet recovered, used a recovery spell on me in a timely manner, which greatly restored my severely damaged vitality.
Just as I mustered up my courage to defend against the next attack from this metal behemoth, the dark elf assassin Red Wolf, who had just successfully hidden himself, suddenly appeared from behind it. Although the short sword in his hand was not his usual dagger, this did not prevent this life walking in the dark from making a despicable attack on the opponent in front of him. In an instant, two sidewinder scorpion pistols flashed coldly, and with the skill of "Shadow Strangulation", a huge spark exploded from behind on the left calf of the mechanical guardian; then, Red Wolf launched the skills of "Shameless Sneak Attack" and "Continuous Strike" in succession, hitting the mechanical guardian with a burst of rapid shooting, causing the fragments and parts of the mechanical guardian to fly; finally, he used the combat skill of "Dark Suppression", and hit the metal armor of the mechanical guardian with the handles of two pistols, and then turned and ran.
This set of dazzling attack skills can be regarded as the classic combo of the assassin profession, and is also one of the basic combat modes that almost every assassin must master. As a close combat profession with a weak life and fragile defense, the assassin relies on the powerful lethality that bursts out in an instant to survive, and this set of skills can effectively accumulate the greatest lethality in the shortest time. Ordinary opponents who are slightly more fragile will almost die in such a storm of sneak attacks in just one encounter.
So people often joke that a fight with an assassin only takes five seconds to win or lose. If he can't defeat you within five seconds, he will either hide and run away, or become a target for your beating.
In fact, this set of combat skills has not been completely used up here . "Dark Suppression" cannot cause much damage to the enemy. This skill, which originally used the handle of a dagger or a dagger to violently hit the opponent, will make him fall into a brief coma for one second. During this time, the assassin who launches a sneak attack can also choose powerful attack skills such as "Violent Assassination", "Poison Blade Assault" or "Serrated Cut" to make the final fatal blow.
However, when facing an obviously strong and powerful enemy, a mature assassin will often choose to temporarily stop after "Dark Suppression", and use the opponent's brief coma to lurk again and look for the next opportunity to sneak attack. Because his current round of attacks obviously cannot kill the opponent in one go, and the previous round of violent and damaging attacks has probably made him a thorn in the opponent's side. If he cannot escape in time, he may have to use his slender body to bear the ravages of the opponent's giant blade.
But this time Red Wolf obviously made a mistake: he forgot that the opponent in front of him was not an ordinary mutant creature or an alien monster, but a "mechanical guardian."
So, can machines fall into a coma?
If you had asked me this question five seconds ago, I would not have been able to give you a definite answer, because in this world seven thousand years later, we have seen too many strange and bizarre things. Even if one or two mechanical monsters had the "dizziness" function, I would not find it too strange.
But now I can tell you with bloody facts: I’m afraid it won’t happen!
Just as Red Wolf turned around and tried to escape, the Mechanical Guardian, who he thought had been knocked unconscious, raised his right foot very smoothly and stomped hard on Red Wolf, who was taking out flash powder to prepare to hide again.
With a loud "boom", my heart and the ground were shaking together.
After being stepped on, Red Wolf struggled to fight back. He had no time to stand up, so he could only lie on the ground, holding his two guns high and firing continuously, but he lost the opportunity to use his skills. He could only rely on the power of these two small pistols to carry out ordinary attacks, which could not stop this mechanical giant with thick armor and amazing durability. Completely ignoring the few small sparks that bloomed on his metal armor, he stepped on it again.
Then came another kick, another kick, and another kick.
Seeing our comrades being attacked in such a brutal revenge, we immediately attacked the mechanical guardian with all our strength. However, the despicable sneak attack of the dark elf just now obviously aroused the rage of this metal giant, and it even disdained the continuous and crazy shooting of Feiyin's Hydra impact gun.
When the last foot stepped on the red wolf, the mechanical guardian insidiously made a rolling motion with its ankle, as if it was stepping on a stink bug. On both sides of its metal feet, the red wolf's two hands were exposed, each holding a small pistol.
When the huge metal puppet raised its foot and left, the red wolf's body lay horribly on the ground, forming a bloody "huge" shape. The tall and straight nose of the dark elf seemed to have lowered a few points.
The experience of Red Wolf tells us a cruel truth: As a man, it is obviously not enough to just be able to masturbate...
