Volume 1: Spring in Wulong Town Chapter 165 The Goddess's Fatal Finishing Move
After listening to Tang Zheng's summary of Pan Yu's tragic life, everyone in the yard was stunned.
miserable……
It's really miserable!
Thinking back to the proposal scene arranged by Pan Yu and the face of a death row prisoner waiting for sentencing after the proposal, it seems that his life is a tragedy!
Tang Xuan looked sad and sniffed: "Really?"
Tang Zheng smiled: "How would I know?"
What is irresponsible imagination?
Of course, it’s all about digging, not burying!
As long as the story is told well, it doesn’t matter where the truth is…
Anyway, Pan Yuren has been caught. Even if his motive for committing the crime is completely different - didn't Tang Zheng say that? Just beat him until he confesses!
"But since Pan Yu swapped the Red Spider Golden Silk and successfully kept Miss Hua Yingxiu in Wulong Town... then what does the letter mean by meeting in the willow forest seven days later..." Tang Xiaotang asked.
"That's all nonsense!" Tang Zheng shook his head. "The envelope Pan Yu left behind was made of fine paper and had a faint fragrance, which shows that he was a man who pursued perfection when it came to picking up girls. But I only passed by and took a look at the Willow Grove Cottage - it was small, old, and shabby, and it definitely couldn't be the place where Pan Yu made an appointment to meet a girl."
Ban Yiluo looked around, his old face flushed.
They also went to study the willow forest for a long time and made a detailed plan for hostages, bait, and the Flying Tigers.
Pan Yu's ridiculous location made them focus completely on the next seven days...
The time when Pan Yu really wants to take action is before the meeting date!
Seeing Ban Yilou's embarrassed face, Tang Zheng took care of his "junior"'s face and added: "Pan Yu went through so much trouble to save the country in a roundabout way, because what he really fears is that you, the old man, have been following Miss Xiu'er all the way!"
"That...that is." Ban Yilou's expression looked much better indeed.
If Ban Yilou had not come with him, then Hua Yingxiu and Madam Zhao would have been like buy one goddess and get one wife for free for Pan Yu. He would have gotten them long ago.
Maybe, Tang Zheng’s red spider golden silk is still lying intact in the room of the inn!
Tang Zheng didn't need to say anything about the rest.
They have all seen it with their own eyes.
Pan Yu led all of them to the Liu family's daughter's place. Just like he had sneaked into the inn before, he successfully sneaked into Hua Yingxiu's boudoir and began to make arrangements.
When he had almost finished the arrangements, Hua Yingxiu, played by Xu Qingyan, appeared on the stage.
Then, Xu Qingyan was carried out with a groan...
Then, he proposed marriage in a way that was like going to the guillotine.
"Today...well, thank you, Mr. Xu." Hua Yingxiu looked up and down at Xu Qingyan, who had already changed his clothes and came out, and bowed slightly.
Tang Xiaotang and the others were still immersed in Xu Qingyan's "amazing performance" and couldn't help themselves: "Master, how could you think of letting Xu Qingyan... haha... do such a thing?"
Although Xu Qingyan looks like a man and a woman, he is two heads taller than Hua Yingxiu!
Tang Zheng touched his nose and said, "I originally prepared a bitch..."
"Ah, ha..." Tang Xiaotang and the others had not yet reacted to Xu Qingyan's impersonation, and when they heard Tang Zheng say that, they almost fell.
"However, although I know Pan Yu comes from a wealthy family, I'm not sure how much money he has on him, so...it's hard to determine the amount of the Debauchery pollen. I'm not sure if it can make Pan Yu completely high to the point where he can't tell the difference between a human and a dog..." Tang Zheng pointed at Xu Qingyan, "So, I made a joke with him and said that if he took over, he should be more reliable than the bitch."
"..." Tang Xiaotang's face turned dark. Is there any way to curse someone like that?
"So, he also agreed with this point." Tang Zheng spread his hands.
Everyone was petrified on the spot.
What do you identify with?
Do you agree that he is more reliable than a bitch?
Tang Xuan was completely unable to look directly at Xu Qingyan. He was the number one guest of Yinlan Villa, where their Tang Family Castle had been guarding against fire and theft for many years!
Xu Qingyan himself, on the other hand, looked indifferent: "The goal is correct, the method is effective, other trivial matters are not worth mentioning."
For him, the only important thing is the goal and the method to achieve the goal, that's all.
Ban Yiluo coughed violently a few times.
They were both three-star warriors, so why did he have the illusion that Xu Qingyan was far ahead of him in terms of realm?
" Actually, I'd rather see the world-famous flower thief propose to a bitch..." Tang Zheng looked regretful, "After all, it's you, Xu Qingyan, who ruined my show!"
"..."Xu Qingyan remained silent.
"Tsk. That scene is so beautiful that I dare not look at it!" The more Tang Zheng thought about it, the more he felt it would be a pity to miss it.
"Or, forget it, he seems quite pitiful..." Tang Xiaotang said.
"How pitiful! Can you use your own misfortune as an excuse to hurt others at will?" Tang Zheng smiled and looked back at Xiaotang.
Suddenly, the whole place was silent.
It seems that it is really the case when you say this.
Even if the story of Pan Yu that Tang Zheng imagined was 70% to 80% true, is it right for him to travel all over the mainland to destroy the reputation of women?
Hua Yingxiu stood in the night wind, her figure seemed particularly frail. She sighed softly in a poetic voice, "If Mr. Tang really feels sorry for this... I have a Gu in my hand that can make up for your regret."
"Oh?" Tang Zheng's eyes lit up.
"This Gu is called the Heart-Blocking Gu, which can make people lose their minds. It is all caused by the Gu caster." Hua Yingxiu took out a small translucent square box. "Although with my three-star initial-stage star power, the Gu cast is slow, but... I should still be able to do what you want to see."
"Okay!" Tang Zheng clapped his hands. "Xiaotang, go to Xinglai Inn and buy the shopkeeper's big dog that's in heat recently. It keeps disturbing my sleep every day."
Ban Yiluo and the others listened to Tang Zheng's arrangements and looked at Pan Yu who was still unconscious, and they all mourned for him in silence.
…
The next morning, the sun shone all over the earth.
Pan Yu woke up on the bed he had arranged with his own hands, feeling refreshed.
Last night, he had a dream, a dream that seemed real and unreal, but it was definitely the most beautiful dream he had ever had in his life!
He and the beauty from the Yaoshan tribe made love and enjoyed the night, and then they swore to each other to live together forever...
Wait a moment……
Grow old together?
Pan Yu looked down at her hair... Hmm, very black, very shiny, duǎng...
"Last night..." Pan Yu woke up from a sweet dream and subconsciously touched the side.
This touch scared him so much that all the hair on his body stood up.
What furry thing did he touch?
A terrible guess flashed through Pan Yu's mind, and he turned his head to see...
With just one glance, he fell to the ground, tumbling!
The person who shared the bed with him was actually a dog!
A dog ahhh!
Thinking back to his ecstatic dream last night, and looking at the ecstatic sleeping posture of the dog, he didn't want to guess what ecstatic thing he had done...
"I'm really screwed!" Pan Yu screamed miserably, and his cry almost penetrated several layers of roofs.
After a scream, Pan Yu fell into a daze.
He was facing a serious problem!
In the future, even if he gets the beauty he wants, will he go for it or not?
“Will I ever be able to tell whether that’s a real beauty or just a dog? Or, is it better for me to stay with this dog for the rest of my life? After all, beauties are all illusions, but at least this dog is real… Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, what a mess!”
Pan Yu didn’t know anything else, he only knew that from now on his interest in beautiful women had been largely blocked!
Just when his life was plunged into darkness, he saw a ray of light on the windowsill...
A piece of white letter was pressed under the flower pot!
Pan Yu rushed over and grabbed the letter in a few seconds. It was indeed the goddess's beautiful handwriting. He greedily inhaled the remaining fragrance on the letter while reading...
"Phantom Thief Pan Yu, hello. Although I am very angry about your behavior of bringing disaster to the world and bullying women, I am still deeply shocked and admired by the red double happiness fireworks you made and the spring water that can play music. I don't understand, since you can carve a seven-piece exquisite box, weave cicada wing water silk, and mix mirror flower wax, with such skillful hands and such skills, why don't you go to my Yaoshan tribe, where there are many flower crown girls who are willing to follow you for life! Unfortunately, your heart is dirty and your feet have gone astray. No matter how holy the spring water is, it can't cleanse your soul... Sigh, pity. - Hua Yingxiu, stay."
If Pan Yu was just shocked and frightened when he saw the dog just now, then now there is no trace of life in his eyes anymore.
Why don't you go to my Yaoshan tribe...
Pan Yu clutched the letter and laughed quietly to himself at first, then his voice became louder and louder, and finally turned into a crazy laugh.
Yaoshan tribe!
Why not go?
What a good question!
That's where the most beautiful woman in Xingyao Continent grew up!
And how could Pan Yu, who had just suffered various blows of broken engagements, think that he could marry a woman from the Yaoshan tribe?
But now thinking back, only the women of the Yaoshan tribe didn't care about his face at all - they have been seeing the same handsome men every day since they were born, and they are probably aesthetically fatigued. Their beautiful eyes can directly see his delicate and exquisite heart!
However, now he will never have another chance.
Just as Hua Yingxiu said, no matter how holy the spring water is, it cannot cleanse his soul!
His hands are already dirty, and his heart can no longer enter the pure and innocent eyes of the Yaoshan girls.
“Ahhhhhhhhhh…” Pan Yu held his head and screamed loudly.
The most despairing thing in the world is probably the word "mistake"!
Just when he was in so much pain, someone's singing rang out from outside the high wall: "I'm ugly...ah ha...but I'm gentle..."
At the gate of Pan Yu's courtyard...
Tang Xiaotang sat in the departing carriage , flipping through a martial arts book while asking Tang Zheng, "Master, did Pan Yu... misunderstand that dog? Why don't you tell him the truth?"
"Tsk, there is a kind of castration called physical castration, and there is a kind of castration called psychological castration." Tang Zheng tossed around the genuine Qiqiao Linglong box in his hand and said with a smile: "As for... the truth? Everyone only needs to know the truth that they agree with, that's enough."
Dadada, dadada…
The carriage carrying Tang Zheng and Tang Xiaotang slowly headed towards the East Street Bailianfang...
