Extra 3 University Romance
1.
Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan moved out in their sophomore year.
On the day of moving - or as the other two roommates said - the day of getting married, they even followed the custom of Tan Xiao's hometown and held an umbrella to cover Tan Xiao and saw him off.
"You and Kong Xuan have to be good to each other . If you have a quarrel in the future, come back to 502 anytime. This will always be your home." The roommate said tearfully.
Tan Xiao: "..."
Everyone went to Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan's rental house for a housewarming party. Seeing Tan Xiao wearing an apron and cooking, the roommate sighed again: "Kong Xuan, you kid..."
"What a blessing! What a blessing!"
"Speaking of which, we have been sleeping together for so long, and I have never seen them quarrel."
Before he could finish, Tan Xiao shouted to Kong Xuan in the kitchen: "The refrigerator has been delivered. Open the door and help move it. Then put away the boxes of clothes."
Kong Xuan lowered his head and said nothing.
Everyone saw that he was unhappy, so they quickly tried to smooth things over, "We'll go with Kong Xuan."
Kong Xuan raised his eyebrows and asked, "From now on, I will be the one doing this kind of work at home, right?"
The classmates' hearts skipped a beat. This is a disagreement. Yes, everyone is a soldier. They take turns to work in the dormitory. Kong Xuan is responsible for all the dirty and tiring work. He listens to Tan Xiao. He may be a little unhappy. Kong Xuan is so arrogant.
Tan Xiao leaned out of the kitchen and quickly answered, "Yes."
Kong Xuan immediately stood up, put his hands behind his back and said, "That's good."
By the way, he glanced at the others and said, "Don't come, I'll go by myself."
Everyone: “…………”
Don't worry, we won't interfere even if you are exhausted.
2.
Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan were not completely free of quarrels.
After all, things were not very pleasant when they first met. But later, as Tan Xiao became more and more "discerning", he could detect it in time even if Kong Xuan was angry unilaterally.
Sometimes you can't even notice it, like when Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan were out having fun, they heard an old man urging his child to get married, "You're already 35, an older youth, and you're still hanging out outside! Others have already gotten married!"
Kong Xuan thought for a moment, "I'm already over 3,500."
Tan Xiao burst into laughter after hearing this: "Hahahahahahaha!" He wiped his eyes and said, "I'm scared. Others are older youths, but you are over the age limit."
Kong Xuan was a little sad, not because he felt that Tan Xiaoxiao was old. He was very young among the gods.
He also knew that the law did not allow it, but how could Tan Xiao express his opposition so categorically?
Well, he didn't say he was against it, but at least he avoided it, right? Why was he just laughing?
The more Kong Xuan thought about it, the more heartbroken he felt. He left his hometown and came to the human world. Why did Tan Xiao avoid the idea of graduation and getting married?
After returning, Tan Xiao did not notice that Kong Xuan was missing, but was doing his homework.
Kong Xuan lay in bed and shut himself in for a long time. He searched on his phone for a long time. Everyone said that they were too lazy to quarrel after being together for a long time. It was just that the passion faded. Kong Xuan thought about it and decided to run away from home to let Tan Xiao reflect on it.
But the housework is not done yet.
So before running away from home, Kong Xuan got up in the middle of the night and put his clothes away - he didn't like not using magic, it felt more practical to do it himself, and it was also more convenient to ask Tan Xiao for a reward.
After folding the clothes neatly, Kong Xuan felt that it was time to mop the floor, so he took out the mop and mopped the floor until it was shiny. There were still vegetables in the basin, so shouldn't he pick them?
It was winter. When Tan Xiao got up, it was still daybreak and Kong Xuan was picking vegetables in the dark.
Tan Xiao: “?”
Unexpectedly, Tan Xiao would wake up, and Kong Xuan's hands froze while picking vegetables.
Then Tan Xiao came over and snuggled into his arms, mumbling, "The quilt is cold."
Kong Xuan thought that if he had known earlier, he should have gotten up later to do the housework. The bed was so cold that even Tan Xiao noticed it.
He wiped his hands, carried Tan Xiao back, pulled the quilt up to cover him, and when he felt the temperature rising, he suddenly remembered that he had gotten up early as if he was going to run away from home.
But when he saw Tan Xiao's expression, Kong Xuan hesitated again.
In particular, he remembered that Tan Xiao had said that it was best to report before doing anything.
If he doesn't report it, wouldn't he become a cold-hearted person like Tan Xiao!
So Kong Xuan whispered to Tan Xiao, who was about to fall asleep again, "I'm going to run away from home."
Tan Xiao raised his eyelids and said illogically: "…Rejected. If you dare to run away, you are not allowed to sleep in the bed."
Kong Xuan took a breath and said, "Why are you like this?!"
Why shouldn’t he sleep in the bed? No, he’s going to leave soon, so he doesn’t need to sleep in the bed anyway.
"I'm the head of the family, and this is what I want!" Tan Xiao held Kong Xuan's hand, pecked and kissed him on the cheek, and finally on his lips, making a "chi" sound.
Tan Xiao has already said that he is the head of the family, so doesn't that mean starting a family? It is much higher than getting married.
Kong Xuan happily closed his eyes and prepared to take a nap.
But he suddenly remembered something and opened his eyes: "I am the head of the family, I am the head of the family!"
Tan Xiao was so disturbed that he had no desire to sleep anymore. He looked out the window and saw that it was already dawn. "Okay, then you don't need to sleep anymore..."
"Kiss here."
Kong Xuan paused.
He grimly agreed: "Okay!!"
3.
College friends went to play paintball together.
Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan had never played the game before, so they just received some simple training.
Other students and club coaches said: "Just teach them casually, they are professionals."
The coach smiled, "Oh? How professional?"
"I enrolled in school after I was discharged from the army."
Tan Xiao quickly refuted the rumor: "I am not, I didn't!"
The coach listened for a while and thought that the military training results were good, so he couldn't help laughing.
When putting on the protective gear, Kong Xuan also whined and asked Tan Xiao for help. Tan Xiao had played other similar actual combat games and knew how to put on protective gear, but Kong Xuan didn't know how to do it at all.
Tan Xiao helped him put on the protective gear, and turned around to see the coach's understanding eyes.
When forming groups, Kong Xuan and Tan Xiao were forcibly separated. Everyone said, if you two were in the same group, would the other side still have a chance to survive?
Kong Xuan was extremely unhappy, but due to everyone's opposition, his opinion was suppressed.
Everyone held a meeting to discuss tactics, and Kong Xuan had a sullen face the whole time.
"Kong Xuan, please say a few words. How do you fight?"
Kong Xuan came back to his senses and asked, "Why didn't Tan Xiao resist at all and went to the opposite team?"
Everyone: “…”
You are a stubborn guy...
"That's because they know that resistance is useless! It's the only way they can continue playing!" said the roommate speechlessly.
"Really?" Kong Xuan raised his head and thought for a moment, "That makes sense. "
As for tactics? You guys can discuss it among yourselves.
He looked uninterested because he couldn't be in the same group with Tan Xiao.
The roommate took a deep breath, and as the person who knew them best, he said in a deep voice: "Let me say a few words, I think we should adopt the tactic of capturing the leader first.
"First, determine where Tan Xiao is, through observation, interrogation, etc.
"Once we're sure, we'll capture Tan Xiao and make her our wife, and hold a wedding ."
Kong Xuan: “!”
The roommate smiled coldly and said, "Isn't this enough for you?"
With a command, the battle began.
The two teams moved behind the bunkers, and at first they were a little nervous. No one was willing to shoot first, and the atmosphere was tense, even though the coach had reminded everyone to be brave enough to shoot.
At this moment, suddenly, a shot came from somewhere on the opposite side, and a burst of purple exploded. Kong Xuanfang was the first to be killed by the cold gun.
"Ahhh the sniper on the opposite side!"
"It's Tan Xiao!" Kong Xuan said in surprise .
"Don't just be surprised! Look where he is!" the others roared.
At this time, the other side also shouted slogans from all directions: "Capture Kong Xuan alive! Capture Kong Xuan alive!"
Kong Xuan: “???”
As soon as you hear this slogan, you know it was Tan Xiao who came up with it.
Kong Xuan's teammates yelled at him again: "Don't be tempted!!"
Kong Xuan: “Oh…”
Everyone threatened Kong Xuan that if he lost easily, he would be looked down upon by Tan Xiao. Kong Xuan thought, that won't work, it's better to kill them all.
So the club coach saw that on the field, under his leadership, Kong Xuanfang killed the opponents one after another head-on. At the same time, Tan Xiaofang's sniper was moving and sniping Kong Xuanfang's teammates one after another.
It took them less than half the time of a normal battle to defeat their opponents cleanly and efficiently.
There are only two people left.
The coach fell into deep thought. Wow, is he really a veteran?
Tan Xiao said from behind the bunker: "Surrender your weapons and you won't be killed."
Kong Xuan replied: "You must be reluctant..."
Kong Xuan's "killed" teammates collapsed and shouted outside the court: "Change the sentence!!!"
Kong Xuan: "Treat the prisoners well."
The two men moved between the bunkers and shot at each other. Although the outcome was unclear, the process was very exciting.
Everyone said it was worth it and immediately took a short video: The scene of the young couple in the physics school getting divorced.avi
After the game, Kong Xuan took off his protective gear and said, "It's not that I don't want to play, but it goes against my spirit."
The others were not surprised at all and said sarcastically, "Tsk, I know, it's not good to beat your wife."
When Kong Xuan heard the word "wife", he felt embarrassed: "Hey..."
Everyone: “…”
You love-brained bastard, do you understand why we are being sarcastic?
Kong Xuan coughed and said, "That's not what I meant. It's just that I have a contract with him. Normally, I can only help him beat people up. That's all I can do."
My teammates all rolled their eyes and said, "You guys are retired veterans, but you still don't believe me. Who would sign such a contract?"
The roommate cursed, "I have only signed a dating contract with my girlfriend in my life, but you guys are still playing tricks."
Kong Xuan was stunned: "Dating contract? Please describe it vividly."
roommate:"…………"
4.
Kong Xuan handed a stack of papers to Tan Xiao: "This is the supplementary agreement for acting as a wizard. Please sign it after you have a look at it and see if there is any problem."
Tan Xiao was puzzled as to why there was a supplementary agreement. It was something he had never heard of before.
When I opened it, I was shocked. "We have to hold hands and go to the cafeteria together? We have to kiss three times a day?"
Kong Xuan stuffed the pen into Tan Xiao's hand.
Tan Xiao: "I won't sign."
"How can this be?!" Kong Xuan rarely saw Tan Xiao reject him so openly. He said firmly, but he was still a little nervous. After staring at each other for two seconds, he explained, "I have finished my homework! I didn't let myself go and just date after the college entrance examination! I won't fail the exam!"
As he spoke one by one, he became more certain that he was right, and repeated confidently: "Sign quickly."
"I won't sign it." Tan Xiao jumped onto Kong Xuan's back, bit his ear, and kissed him on the ear after saying something. "The regulations are unreasonable . For example, I've kissed you three times now, and you still want to keep kissing me?"
Kong Xuan: “…”
Kong Xuan: "... invalid!"
