Extra 2: University Life
1.
Kong Xuan became famous in the first week of his enrollment and was posted on the Quedong University forum, where he became a hot topic.
Not because of the face, or not just because of that.
The main reason was that when registering information at the beginning of the school year, Kong Xuan insisted that her boyfriend, Tan Xiao, be registered as well.
2.
After graduation, Kong Xuan became so proud of himself that he burned incense to report to heaven that he had a girlfriend.
But he talked too much, and the great god Yuanfeng discovered that he had been secretly in love for a while, taking advantage of loopholes in the school rules. As punishment, Kong Xuan's divine power was confiscated for a month, and he was locked in a vitex body, which was equivalent to being a mortal for a month.
The punishment was delayed by about two or three months, and happened to coincide with the beginning of the freshman year.
Kong Xuan and Tan Xiao "happened" to be placed in the same four-person dormitory. When the other roommates saw them, they said, "Aren't they the couple who came out in the interview? Great! You guys are really serious!"
Tan Xiao asked Kong Xuan if he had any difficulty getting used to being a "mortal" and whether the intensity of the military training would be too high?
Kong Xuan said that was nothing.
Then he fell ill because of the habit of staying up late for several days in a row and having to get up to continue military training. After the instructor said it was time for free activities, he fell down with a pale face.
Lying on the ground, he shouted to the sky: I don’t accept it! !
Tan Xiao: "..."
Everyone looked up at the sky in silence, like the modern day fragile college students.
The school forum was immediately shattered with a lot of comments: [I originally thought that the handsome guy in the Physics Department was just in the late stage of love brain, but I didn’t expect him to be so fragile. ]
[He still refuses to accept it. What is there for him to refuse to accept? ]
[Stop talking, his boyfriend took him back to the dormitory. Isn't this really a scheming couple's trick? But I think it was his boyfriend who had a hard time supporting him, he was so tall and he had to hang on to someone. ]
[At the scene, the instructor was speechless. He used him as an example to look down on the physical fitness of our contemporary young people QAQ]
——Kong Xuan yelled at the sky because he didn't know he was sick. He had never been sick before, and thought he was injured by someone's sneak attack, so he yelled at Yuan Feng to express his dissatisfaction.
Tan Xiao helped Kong Xuan back to the dormitory, "Why didn't you sleep last night?"
Kong Xuan said pitifully: "I am used to continuing to study at night."
The great Peacock God has been tortured to the point that he has to continue preparing for his university courses at night.
Tan Xiao laughed and burned a talisman to feed Kong Xuan: "You have to sleep at night from now on, understand?"
Just then, the other two roommates came back and bought medicine for Kong Xuan. They pushed the door open and saw Tan Xiao feeding Kong Xuan something. "Didn't you buy medicine? What are you feeding him?"
Kong Xuan said proudly: "Talisman water, talisman water that can cure all diseases."
The roommate put the medicine on the table and said, "You're dizzy from the fever. Do you want to go to the emergency room?"
"It's okay. I just fed him some vitamins. He's much better now." Tan Xiao looked at the medicine and accepted it. "Thank you."
Before he finished speaking, Kong Xuan groaned weakly again: "I'm not feeling well, ignore them..."
Tan Xiao touched Kong Xuan's forehead with a little embarrassment.
The roommate was shocked and was greatly impressed: Don't judge a book by its cover. Just by looking at their appearance, they thought they were Aquaman material. What kind of love brains are these two!
The roommate also did not forget to ask Tan Xiao privately, Kong Xuan is in such a weak body, why do you still stick with him?
Tan Xiao was speechless:...He wasn't like this before.
Kong Xuan felt sleepy at night, but he had trouble falling asleep as usual.
Tan Xiao climbed onto the next bed and squeezed in next to Kong Xuan.
So Kong Xuan pressed his warm face into Tan Xiao's neck, felt the cool temperature of his earlobe, and had a good sleep.
One advantage of living in a dormitory is that the beds are very small.
So whenever Kong Xuan tossed and turned and couldn't sleep at night, Tan Xiao would crawl over to the next room and squeeze between Kong Xuan and the wall.
I don’t know if it’s due to Yuan Feng’s limitation, but Kong Xuan’s illness didn’t get better even after drinking the talisman water.
The instructor also felt sorry for Kong Xuan, so he asked him to rest more and asked Tan Xiao to take care of him.
So Tan Xiao took Kong Xuan to the clinic for an IV drip. Kong Xuan saw all kinds of people in the clinic. After returning, Tan Xiao was cooking mung bean porridge in the rice cooker in the dormitory. He opened his mouth and said, "Ah."
I want Tan Xiao to feed me one spoonful at a time.
My roommate got goosebumps when he saw this, and was just about to say that you guys are really too clingy, but at this moment, the instructor blew the whistle, calling for an emergency assembly.
Kong Xuan and Tan Xiao opened their mouths in tacit understanding. The other threw away the spoon and poured the rest of the mung bean porridge into Kong Xuan's mouth in one breath, and drank it up in three seconds.
roommate:"…………"
At this point, the roommate already had a bad feeling in his heart: Is this guy really that weak... ?
Kong Xuan sat on the playground and opened his mouth to ask Tan Xiao to pour water into his mouth.
The instructor couldn't bear to watch it, but he didn't know what to say, for fear of scolding Kong Xuan to death again.
Kong Xuan also wanted to learn how other girls take care of each other, lying on Tan Xiao's lap. When she was tired or hungry, she would tell Tan Xiao loudly - this was not entirely a spoiled child, but also because she felt it was fresh.
Except for the current special situation, when has he ever experienced it?
This is so new, of course I have to report it loudly to Tan Xiao: "My legs are sore!"
Tan Xiao heard it, and everyone heard it: I know, I know you are a fragile person!
3.
Kong Xuan feels so great being a mortal, thank you Yuan Feng.
4.
At the end of the military training, just when everyone was about to fully accept Kong Xuan's sickly personality, Kong Xuan recovered, and Tan Xiao, who had been responsible for taking care of him, also felt relieved.
During the live-fire shooting exercise, Tan Xiao demonstrated a perfect shot from a hundred paces away, with five live bullets, all hitting the same bullet hole.
The instructor who taught us shooting was from the SWAT Academy. At first, we thought it was off target, but after we confirmed it, all the freshmen were shocked: Is this the big shot that can appear in our freshman year? !
Tan Xiao kept saying that it was his first time touching a gun.
Then there is the famous crispy freshman Kong Xuan.
In a tactical exercise, one person defeated an entire opposing company.
Then he said innocently: I don’t usually hit people.
Well, just fight monsters.
Instructor: “…………”
The instructor yelled: "You two, are you undercover here?!"
Even you two can't act as undercover agents!
At the last military training performance, Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan were of course dragged onto the stage to win glory for the Physics Department. The school forum immediately started a series of posts: [Are those two freshmen from the Physics Department a bit too good to be true…]
["Rebirth of the Soldier King in Quedong" right? 】
["Soldier King, Starting from Military Training"]
[Chapter 1, Discharge from the Army. Chapter 2, School Enrollment.]
Moreover, the fact that they had received mysterious extra points in the college entrance examination was dug up again.
Rumors began to spread in the Physics College that Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan were once special forces kings who came to school incognito. What a cool story of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger.
It was a month after the military training when the message was passed to Tan Xiao by his roommate, and Tan Xiao almost spit out the water.
Roommate: “What’s wrong?”
Tan Xiao waved his hand: "It's okay, it's just that the category change is too big. I used to be in the supernatural and fantasy fields, and suddenly I came to the urban military field."
5.
In college, the number of people falling in love has indeed increased dramatically.
Kong Xuan and Tan Xiao could finally join the huge crowd openly without worrying about being discovered by the scheming dean.
However, Kong Xuan was a bit too competitive. When he saw other young couples asking for their phones to check, he came back and waited for a long time, but Tan Xiao didn't say anything. He could only angrily ask, "Why didn't you check my phone?"
"Ah?" Tan Xiao said, "Do you know the meaning of checking a cell phone? We are together 24 hours a day, what on earth do you want to check?"
That's right, Kong Xuan thought for a moment and said, "... check if my data usage has exceeded the limit."
Tan Xiao: "..."
6.
One morning, when there was no class, Tan Xiao stayed in bed for a while, which was Kong Xuan's bed.
After waking up, he felt like there was something under his body. He touched it gently and found it was round. When he looked closely, he found it was an egg, several times larger than a chicken's egg and slightly warm.
Where did the eggs come from?
Um...eggs??!
Tan Xiao sat up suddenly, "Ahhh Kong Xuan! Kong Xuan!"
He didn't even bother to think about whether his roommates were there or not, and asked in horror: "Is this my child?!"
Kong Xuan had already gotten out of bed and was ordering takeout. Hearing this, he stood up in shock and saw the egg in Tan Xiao's hand. "...Yes, you just found it?"
Tan Xiao nodded: "I feel like there seems to be something here, and it turns out to be an egg..." He rubbed his hair: "Ahhh, I haven't done anything yet, how could it lay an egg!"
The same word came to their minds: pregnancy.
Although they haven't really done anything yet...
Kong Xuan's mother Yuan Feng gave birth to Peacock through the influence of the Five Elements. Tan Xiao was also conceived by his parents through the influence of the Five Elements. It seems reasonable that this thing is hereditary.
Moreover, Tan Xiao is a half-demon with a sword, and he laid an egg, so its origin is self-evident, and the other half must be Kong Xuan.
This makes sense. Tan Xiao comes into contact with Kong Xuan and the Five-Colored Divine Light every day. This also shows the depth of the bond between them. It would be impossible for her to get pregnant without any major cause and effect.
Tan Xiao was at a loss, "I'm just a freshman, how can I raise a child..."
Kong Xuan also said solemnly: "But the eggs have been laid, why don't you ask your mother to help raise them."
Tan Xiao: "Or can we freeze them first and hatch the eggs in a few years? They won't go bad, right?"
Kong Xuan had no experience: "I don't know..."
He also stepped forward, and they both held the egg carefully, not knowing what to do, their eyes filled with tenderness and anxiety.
The roommate pushed the door open and walked in. Seeing this tangled scene, he said, "What's going on? Two people have to share one egg? Come on, come on. I'll help you."
He grabbed the egg and cracked it open, dividing it into two halves and placed them in the hands of the two men: "Here, eat quickly."
Tan Xiao, Kong Xuan: "…………"
Tan Xiao was stunned and asked: "You, your balls?"
"Ah, didn't I tell you that I bought the goose eggs? You were confused in your sleep?" His roommate looked at him strangely. "I saw you turning over and thought you were awake, so I put it next to you. It's almost cold now, why don't you eat it?"
Tan Xiao glanced at the object that he had cherished so much just now, and felt a little unappetizing, "...uh, wait a minute."
I was so scared. If it had been any later I would have burned incense and prayed to Yuanfeng.
The roommate picked up the book: "Okay, I'm going to class."
The dormitory was empty again.
After a while, Tan Xiao and Kong Xuan looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
What a worry! He didn't even feel whether there is really life in the egg.
As he was laughing, Tan Xiao noticed that Kong Xuan's face was a little red.
"That's it..." Kong Xuan said, "Just now you said you laid eggs without doing anything, so what on earth were you doing?"
Tan Xiao: “…………”
