Extra 2 Weight Loss Notes
"Two... two feet?!!" I fell down on the spot holding the deerskin hot tape measure!
I pinched the "orange peel tissue" on my arms and thighs in disbelief... I mourned with tears in my eyes for my 1.87-foot-tall waist that was gone forever... I checked the data in the notebook again and again, and I had to accept a fact that was a bolt from the blue -
“I grew a fat bird~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!”
Yes, how can I not be fat?
Since I came to Luo Wangfu, I have broken away from the fine tradition of Cangchunlou and started from simple to luxurious...
When I was in Cangchunlou, I had to rehearse dance every day. In Luowang Mansion, I slept after eating...
When I was in Cangchunlou, I was exploited by the madam for three meals a day. I was force-fed shark fins, mountain ginseng, abalone, candied dates and bird's nests at the Luowang Mansion at a running price. Every night before going to bed, I was forced to drink a bowl of my mother's special ten-ingredient tonic soup...
When I was in Cangchunlou, I was woken up by Shou'er in the morning, and no one interfered with my bedtime at night. In Luowang Mansion, I went to bed at sunset and got up at midday, growing fat in a baby-like sleep...
When I was in Cangchunlou, I was in a good mood and my metabolism was normal. But in Luowang Mansion, I was exhausted from dealing with a dozen wives and perverts. I was depressed, my endocrine system was disrupted, and my metabolism was out of balance...
Yes, how can I not be fat?
Tremblingly, I wrote down some bloody statistics in my observation diary, and started to do something that no woman over 20 years old has not done before - losing weight!
Kitchen:
Cook Song: "Hey! Isn't this Miss Xi Niang? What gust of wind brought you here?"
Xi Niang: "Master Song, I have something to ask of you. Miss Minmin has written a new recipe. Please prepare meals according to what is written on it in the future."
Chef Song: "Oh? Changed it? Let me see, do you want to change the taste?"
Cook Song unfolded the note and saw only four lines of words on it:
Breakfast: a bowl of soy milk and an apple
Lunch: a bowl of porridge and a plate of mixed vegetables
Dinner: a bowl of milk
Note: If you find me stealing food from the kitchen late at night, you can use force.
Chef Song: “…”
Xi Niang: “…”
Chef Song: "Are you sure this recipe is for feeding humans and not birds?"
Xi Niang: " You're fine. Miss Minmin has threatened me. She said that if I dare to cook her a midnight snack of the Ten-Ingredient Tonic Soup again, she will die in front of me!"
Chef Song: “…”
boudoir:
Minmin respectfully handed over the lambskin whip with both hands: "Qingqing, starting tomorrow, if I don't get up after the rooster crows three times, you will use this to whip me!"
Qingqing: "Use this to beat you?"
Minmin: "Yes! Don't hesitate! Beat him as hard as you can! Beat him to death!"
Qingqing sneered: "Don't make me laugh to death, how can that lamb whip wake you up? If I really want to wake you up, use this!" Qingqing took out a mace from behind...
Minmin broke out in a cold sweat... "Qing... Qingqing, my dear sister, can we have a discussion?"
"No need to discuss it," Qingqing put her arm around Minmin's shoulders with a smile on her face, weighing the mace in her hand, "Don't worry, you don't have to tell me again, I remember it well~ Don't hesitate! Hit me hard! Hit me as hard as you can! Hit me to death!"
Minmin: "Wow, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Qingqing, I was wrong. I was really wrong! I will never dare to match you up with Lian You again~~~~~~~TOT"
Small courtyard:
Minmin stood in front of a group of maids and servants who were blinking their eyes expectantly, and said sternly: "Everyone, from today on, the Book and Novel Talk Alliance is officially disbanded!!!"
There were wails, sighs , and protests from below...
Minmin: "Based on the original organization, I propose to establish a brand new organization - the Fitness and Weight Loss Alliance!!! This will be a healthy organization, an progressive organization, and a vibrant organization! The courses arranged in the initial stage are: slimming Pilates, bodybuilding combat exercises, body shaping ballet, folk dance, endurance running, long-distance aerobic cross-country... Come on, Qingqing, Xi Niang, help me send the class schedule, oh! By the way, if you sign up before dark tonight, you will receive a surprise gift package - weight loss and fat burning yoga exercises!"
There was a lot of jubilation below, the girls were discussing enthusiastically which course to join, and they were painfully undecided in the course schedule...
Regardless of ancient or modern times, at home or abroad, women all over the world are essentially the same.
study:
Luo Cheng: "Kitten, you haven't been eating well recently, have you? You look so haggard~ There's no flesh on your cheeks when you kiss them~"
Minmin: "Nonsense, I'm fat and I'm trying to lose weight."
Luo Cheng: "Nonsense! What's the point of losing weight? Minmin is cute only when she is fat and soft~"
Minmin: "...Where are you touching?"
Luo Cheng: "A fat and soft place~"
Minmin, turn around and do a roundhouse kick! She said fiercely: "I will lose weight even if I die!"
Luo Wang put down the book and glanced at Minmin: "How many people don't have enough food to eat, but some people have food but don't eat it." Walking to Minmin's side, Luo Wang stretched out his hand and pulled Minmin's waist.
"Oh, so thick."
Then he left with his sleeves fluttering.
Minmin, filled with anger, shouted to the sky: "I will lose weight even if I die!!!"
Waterside Pavilion:
The wives of King Luo and Luo Cheng were sitting in the pavilion on the lake sipping tea.
Minmin was leading a group of servants in a relay race around the mansion.
"Ms. Minmin, we can't run anymore... We are so tired... We are so sweaty..."
"Just sweat! Sweat is fat that is burned!! Fat is fat!!! If you sweat, you won't have fat! If you sweat, you will lose weight!! So, our goal is--"
"--Sweat to death!!" everyone roared!
Madam: “What are you doing?”
The little maid who was watching the lively relay race enviously said: "I heard they are trying to lose weight."
"Hmph, just trying to attract attention!" Madam Sanshijiujiyi.
"Hmph, how disgraceful!" Madam Forty-Eighty-Two.
"Well... not eating is not good for your health..." The Fifth Lady and the Sixteenth Lady were worried about their good friend Minmin's health.
The eldest lady ordered her attendants with a gloomy face: "What are you talking about? It's nonsense. Go tell Minmin not to lose weight."
All the ladies nodded!
Luo Cheng, fascinated by Minmin's agile figure sweating in the sun, and her tight sportswear, smiled and said: "It's not bad~"
Minmin had already taken down the flag planted on the rockery and was sitting on the highest point , celebrating with her team members! Xi Niang and Qing Qing walked slowly down the path, carrying cold tea and towels, and Guard Yang followed them silently.
"ah--!"
Minmin's eyes lit up when she saw these three people! She jumped down from the rockery, opened her arms and ran towards Guard Yang obediently:
"Guo'er~~~~Hug~~~~~~"
"Puff!" Everyone in the pavilion burst into tears!
Guard Yang expressionlessly reached out and held Minmin's waist and lifted her up...
Minmin, nervously: "How is it?"
Guard Yang: "Hmm... I'm one pound, three ounces and five cents lighter." (What an accurate scale...-_-#)
"Yeah--!" Minmin laughed and hugged Guo'er's neck. From the pavilion in the distance came the roar of Luo Cheng's group of people:
"No more reduction--!!!"
Just like that, Minmin's vigorous weight loss came to an end...
postscript:
Luo Cheng, feeling wronged, picked up Min Min and said, "Why ask him? Why not ask me? I can answer more accurately! In addition to weight, I can also tell you other measurements. For example, here, here, and here..."
Minmin: "That's enough. I don't want to hear it."
