Extra 1 A daily account of life in Zangchunlou
* For Boys *
--A certain life
Yin hour
He got up and went to the yard to practice swordplay.
I used to live in luxury and refused to practice hard. Although my father hired a famous teacher for me, my sword skills are only third-rate... I regret not having enough skills when I need them! If I were given another chance, I would be willing to put in a hundred times a thousand times more effort to learn and practice!
Mou Shi
The woman came out for "morning exercise".
She wore strange tight clothes and called them "sportswear". It would have been fine if she just dressed like that, but she also liked to run around the entire Zangchun Building, calling it a "morning run", and ran very slowly, as if she was afraid that others would not see her?! After I criticized her, she changed to running in small circles in her own yard.
After running, she started jumping rope, and told me that this was a common "sport" in her country. When she got hot, she started to take off her clothes without paying attention to others! It was unbecoming to show her arms and legs! After repeated warnings, she refused to change, so I had to squat on the top of a tree to watch over her and prevent anyone from passing by...
After jumping rope, he started hitting the sandbag hanging in the yard. His moves were random and his movements were not fast, but simple and direct. It was okay to deal with ordinary people, but to me, it was just fancy moves.
But the sandbag is indeed useful, but it is too fragile. It broke when I borrowed it for a day last time.
Women take a shower after exercising. Who would shower so early in the morning? It's really hard to keep them.
The doors and windows were not locked properly... I had to continue squatting outside the house to guard...
Chenshi
Breakfast. The woman proudly presented the new dish:
The good steamed buns have to be made into squares, cut into slices, and called "bread". Well, today's buns have grape preserves embedded in them... Doesn't it taste good...
After that, the woman would go and hang out with the craftsmen, researching a bunch of weird things. Since ancient times, women were not allowed to be craftsmen. I really don’t know where she learned all these things! Although the things are indeed useful, the production process is too bad! A woman led a group of men to move soil and stones, climb up and down, pull and tug, hug and embrace...
What's that expression on her face? What will happen if I don't care about her anymore? How can a woman be so wild?
I have to stand by and watch... Huh? Why do these bastard men always look at me?
Noon
Lunch. The woman proudly presented the new dish: ...To be honest, this is probably the only thing about her that qualifies as a good wife.
After dinner, the woman would go for a walk and sleep obediently. In the afternoon, she would often stay with the girls from Zangchunlou. For the time being, I had nothing to worry about...
After a quick packing, I set out to find out the whereabouts of the Fourth Prince. I recently heard that His Highness has come to the West. It seems that it is only a matter of time before he arrives in Qiuye City. I am ready to become His Highness's disciple at any time. Father, the day when our Xiao family will get revenge is just around the corner.
On the way back, I stopped by the local boss's house and "took" a piece of large Luobing silk. I remember hearing a woman say that it was not available this morning... That Jin guy actually used drugs to deal with me. Later, I wanted to kill him with a knife! But after all, he is in charge of Cangchunlou. If he dies, Minmin will be in trouble. Forget it, just castrate him.
You Hour
Dinner: The woman didn't eat properly, she just ate an apple and said it was "losing weight".
Then I started to prepare for the performance. These women treated me like a little maid (which I was). What was even more terrifying was that under their coercion and inducement, I, a grown man, helped them draw eyebrows and put on makeup, and I became more and more skilled... Father, I seem to be getting further and further away from the goal of revitalizing the Xiao family's great cause... (Extremely sad)
However, women are really amazing creatures. Usually, they have short hair and short clothes like boys, and their faces are not cute unless you look closely (do you think Minmin is cute if you look closely?)... After putting on makeup and a wig, she looks like a completely different person! And those weird-shaped, revealing dresses and saris, when she puts them on, she can barely look like a stunning beauty... (If you want to praise me, just praise me. You will die if you are honest)
The hour of Xu
The performance started on time. I remember the shock I felt the first time I saw a woman singing and dancing. It was like a short-lived flower, blooming with the brilliance of a lifetime in that instant! It reached the ultimate beauty... but it was too beautiful, which was dangerous. From then on, I never watched Minmin's performance again, because I was afraid that I would lose control... I would lose control and kill all the men in the audience who were full of admiration and greed...
I danced with the sword under the moonlight. The sword moves were light and graceful, but the sword force was not light. I knew that the sword light was too murderous...
Hai Hour
It was late at night and the place was quiet, but business was booming and the atmosphere was beautiful.
Put away the sword and look for someone.
Sometimes she was on the grass in the garden, sometimes on the highest roof of Zangchun Building. Her habits were really like a cat.
I jumped onto the tree and looked around. A moonlit figure was lying leisurely on the roof of Xia Pavilion, with his hands under his head. His short hair swayed softly in the wind, and his hair was as restless as his body...
He landed quietly and sat down beside her.
"Why do you always come out so late?"
"I can't sleep. I used to surf the Internet until midnight every day, and my biological clock hasn't adjusted yet..."
"..." Saying weird things again.
She opened her eyes wide and looked at the night sky carefully, from top to bottom, from left to right.
I looked up at the sky. The moonlight was very dim, with only stars.
"The stars are so beautiful, and there are so many of them... You ancient people were so lucky. It's very difficult to see a sky full of stars nowadays..."
"..." I've gotten used to her talking nonsense.
"I'm a Pisces," she suddenly blurted out, and then she pulled my sleeve and started talking about everything under the sun, "Let me tell you about a way of dividing the constellations in my world. We divide a year into twelve constellations... the twelve golden zodiac signs... the bronze saints..."
In the night, her eyes flickered with pure happiness, her soft voice lingered beside me, and I lay side by side with her on the roof. I had no idea what she was saying, but the tenderness of this moment, the light moonlight of this night, and the intimacy of this moment made me confused...
* Girls *
--Minmin
6:00 am
Get up and do morning exercises.
Bamboo salt toothpaste, homemade toothbrush. Convenient and quick, guarantee fresh breath, a must-have for home travel, and prostitution! Now available in all Tibetan spring houses!
I opened the closet and saw a large closet full of sportswear, 100% cotton, quality guaranteed! In the past, I would buy the latest Nike and Adidas if I had money, but now I have the same ones! Xiaotao is simply a mobile Chinese counterfeit factory! It's rare to have so many beautiful clothes, I wanted to show them off everywhere, but Moushou kept making a face at me all day long! The kid just can't stand seeing others wearing beautiful clothes! Forget it, I won't go out to take care of his feelings...
Who wouldn’t feel hot after jumping rope a thousand times?! Look, I just took off my coat and Moushou’s face turned as black as the bottom of a pot! I’m still wearing a sports vest!
I came to the ancient times, surrounded by delicate women. I asked Moushou to practice Taekwondo with me, but the boy looked down on me! I had no one to practice with, so I had to make do with a sandbag, and was laughed at by Moushou... You can laugh at me! Then don't use it! You can use it, but it's only been one morning, how did you break it? !
I'm sweating, let's go take a shower~
The fourth golden rule of time travel: the heroine will often have an affair when she is bathing.
For this reason, I increased my daily shower from once to twice or three times, and of course, I never locked the doors and windows … I waited and waited… why didn’t even an ant come in? ! ! ! (Because there was a plague god guarding outside the door…)
8:00 am
Breakfast. Tired of Chinese food, I started to study Western food with the chef in the kitchen. Although the tools were simple, the hard work paid off. I was able to make quite a few breads, sandwiches, hamburgers, etc. Driven by the huge achievements, the chef in the kitchen kept innovating, and recently he was addicted to the fun of baking cookies...
After eating, I started working.
I can't do these tedious and detailed tasks of stage arrangement without visiting the construction site in person. Besides, being considerate to migrant workers is also a response to the Party's call. The working people are the greatest, so it is only right for me to be kind to them. So, Moushou, put away your stern face! It is unreasonable for a woman to be a craftsman! Without Minmin's hard work in digging pits, would Zangchunlou have such a complete water supply and drainage system? Without Minmin's sweating and mixing cement, would Zangchunlou have such a spectacular central fountain?
Of course I have to lift up my skirt if I want to cross the wooden railing. Why did you take down the wooden railing that I nailed with so much difficulty?
I was climbing up to hammer in the nails and the little tiger was kind enough to help me, but you slapped him in the face. What's wrong with that?!
Besides, you are now in a dangerous situation in a construction site full of hungry males, don't you know?!
…
You said I was giving you a hard time, how could I not give you a hard time? There are already many people working on the construction site, can you please stop making trouble here, you little bastard? (Angry)
am 12:00
Lunch. As the saying goes: If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach. Judging from Mou Shou's expression, I have been quite successful. Well... although this dead kid is not a man, he can still be used as a reference, right?
After dinner, I went to hang out with my sisters. We rehearsed, warmed up our voices, practiced dancing, walked the stage, put on makeup, and chatted about family matters. Don’t try to guess what’s on a girl’s mind. You’ll never understand no matter how hard you try.
When Mou Shou came back that night, he brought a piece of Da Luo Bing silk that I had been looking for for a long time. This kind of silk costs three taels of gold per piece! Where did he get it from? Did he rob some rich family? (Unfortunately, what he said came true)
What's more, I just wanted to make a few ribbons...but you gave me a whole piece...I am impressed by YOU!
6:00pm
Dinner. Just kidding! My waist has become thicker these days because of tasting cookies for the chef! Tasting is not a job for women! No, I will be performing on stage soon, so I will just eat an apple tonight... It is better to sharpen your knife before the battle.
After the meal, the intense backstage preparations began! It must be mentioned that under the careful training of the sisters, Mou Shou's makeup skills have been improving step by step. Look at the eyebrow drawing technique, how skillful! I guess this guy can become a gold medal makeup artist even if he can't make a fortune in the family in the future~ Hey! I say, why are you still depressed?
8:00pm
The performance began. The seats were still full, and I seemed to see many big golden boys with long legs swaying in the audience... happily immersed in the money-making activities...
Mou Shou only watched my performance once and never showed up again. What a kid! He just can’t stand seeing others outdo him!
10:00pm
It was late at night and the place was quiet, but business was booming and the atmosphere was beautiful.
The night is long and I can't sleep~
What you should do at this time is to look at the stars ~ and hang out with beautiful men ~
But... why is it that only Shou appears... Although he is also a handsome man... But...
He held the sword upside down, beads of sweat hanging from his forehead...
He landed quietly and sat down beside me.
Bringing a breeze full of sunshine and grass, which is unique to young people...
"Why do you always come out so late?"
"I can't sleep. I used to surf the Internet until midnight every day, and my biological clock hasn't adjusted yet..."
“……”The dead kid stopped talking, probably trying to be cool.
I was too lazy to pay attention to him. I opened my eyes wide and looked at the night sky carefully, from top to bottom, from left to right.
A certain Shou is looking at the sky and posing coolly...
"The stars are so beautiful, and there are so many of them... You ancient people were so lucky. It is very difficult to see a sky full of stars in modern times..." I tried to find a new topic.
"..." A certain Shou continued to act cool...
According to the general rules of time travel, a man and a woman should talk about the Cowherd, the Weaver Girl and the twelve constellations under the starry sky, until the woman uses a set of modern astrology to confuse the man, and then the relationship is sublimated, and the success is achieved... Although Moushou is still a child, Grandpa Deng said that "it must be started from the cradle" ~ just treat it as a pre-drill... With this in mind, I abruptly made an opening remark:
"I'm a Pisces,"
Then she pulled his sleeve and started talking about everything...
"Let me tell you about the way of dividing the constellations in my world. We divide a year into twelve constellations... the twelve golden zodiac signs... the bronze saints..."
And quickly got off topic... tears... As expected, it's hard to be romantic with children, let's talk about cartoons...
Mou Shou was so cool that he never looked back! He didn’t say a word… His eyes didn’t focus on the blackboard (starry sky), but always looked at my face… His eyes became more and more gentle and hazy, drowning me in his gaze, and the scenery in front of me became more and more blurred and abstract… Finally, I finally fell into a deep sleep…
Killing with the eyes does exist... The dead child has potential...
